football modifier

Chapter 34
"I think I'm better than an idiot, and I'm more suitable to be the head coach of Real Madrid. In the next direct conversation, I will prove this to the world..."

These are Schuster's original words in an interview with a reporter from the Spanish National TV Sports Channel!
There is a reason for the Germans to say this. After the end of last season, Real Madrid held a large-scale coaching audition. The Italian Capello and the German Schuster were both popular candidates. Schuster himself once thought that moving to Real Madrid was a sure thing, but who knew that Li Tongfan, the "devil king of the world" Cheng Yaojin, was killed halfway through, and he was about to get the golden job. It would be a lie if he said he didn't hate it...

Li Tongfan was very angry about this!

Since the media can’t change the genetic decision of eating shit, the media will always fan the flames and steal the dog. You say you are the head coach of another team who can’t be beaten, what are you talking about?They are all people who eat the job of the coach, can they be more harmonious?A bit of work ethic, okay?

Besides, you are better than the "rice bucket"?

If this sentence is known to the great Chinese netizens thousands of miles away, it will definitely be included in this year's "Top Ten Quotations for the Brainless".

Only at this time did Li Tongfan realize that the "no-gooder" hat given to him by the Spaniards is also a weapon that can be used against all odds...

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Back at the residence, Li Tongfan had a headache looking at the empty refrigerator and the messy room. It seems that a big house has its disadvantages. At least if you want to clean it, you have to spend half a day!It's not like I used to nest in a small room less than 20 square meters, and if I fart accidentally, all the dust can be blown away...

I have to find a housekeeping company to hire a part-time worker or servant!
Li Tongfan thought about it for a while, and thought that this was the most sensible decision. It would not cost a few coppers if he spent all his money, and it could improve the quality of life.How can we say that we are now high-level wage earners with a weekly salary, so we can't be too "Chen Kaige" in life, right?
But it was too late today, Li Tongfan decided to continue to go to the Chinese barbecue restaurant called "A Thousand Miles to Meet" for dinner!
at this time……

"Someone is calling, master, the phone is coming...the phone...why don't you answer the phone?" The phone rang, and the childish childish voice went crazy!
Li Tongfan answered the phone in a hurry. This ringtone only appeared on calls from friends in China. Who could it be?

"Coach Li, I'm an idiot, why don't you come out and have a meal?"

Li Tongfan is happy, it's Fan Zuang's call.When I was in college, there were two unlucky guys nicknamed rice buckets in the whole class, one was me, and the other was Fan Zuang.But this grandson has never claimed to be an idiot, why is he so low-key today?

There is nothing to be courteous, and it is either a traitor or a thief!

Reporter Fan Da disappeared in the Spanish football world, why did he jump out like a corpse today?
With curiosity, Li Tongfan came to the place agreed on the phone. Coincidentally, the place Fan Zuang had booked was "meeting a thousand miles by fate".

In the box, Li Tongfan saw the scrawny Fan Zuang, and couldn't help but be surprised: "You just came back from Ethiopia? Why did you become like this?"

"It's not because of you," reporter Fan Da cried with snot and tears: "In order to report on you, labor and management have been soaking in the spittle of netizens all over China for almost a month..."

As he said that, Fan Zuang patted his forehead, pointed to the four people sitting beside him, and introduced to Li Tongfan: "These are my new colleagues, the staff of CCTV, here to interview you!"

Fuck, CCTV?

This is the first and second imperial palace of the Heavenly King Lao Tzu!You actually sent someone to interview me?Could it be that green smoke is rising from my ancestral grave?
Li Tongfan was taken aback, and suddenly realized that our identities are different now. As the No.1 coaching giant in the country, we are indeed a bit qualified to let the imperial court run errands!
Fan Zuang pointed to the elegant middle-aged man at the front, and began to introduce in turn: "This is the leader of the interview team, He Lanshan, and the big beauty next to him is Zuo Xiaoqing, the left sister. These two are Ding Lei and Zhang Yu, both straightforward men!"

Li Tongfan carefully adjusted his facial expression, followed Fan Zuang's introduction and nodded and greeted each other. After all, it was the imperial court, and we had to be careful to follow up with the face.

I have nothing to do with myself. If the honest and honest parents see their "bad behavior" on TV, it is estimated that the party member father will have to travel across the ocean to improve his son's party spirit regardless of his 30-year-old knee arthritis attack, and interrupt his son's "dog legs" by the way...

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Team leader He Lanshan wore a pair of black thick-rimmed glasses, and his words were gentle and elegant, which easily aroused people's goodwill.The only female compatriot, Zuo Xiaoqing, was in her early twenties, probably a location host, dressed in a T-shirt and jeans.The appearance is not stunning, but there is a kind of suppleness unique to Jiangnan women between the delicate eyebrows and delicate eyes, which makes people feel well-behaved and comfortable.

As for Zhang Yu and Ding Lei, both of them are over 1.8 meters tall, with big arms and round waists. They should be cameramen or something.Personality is a bit familiar, indeed, as Fan Zuang said, they are straightforward men.

He Lanshan is a very easy-going person, his words are humorous, and he is very good at mobilizing the atmosphere of the dinner table. Therefore, within ten minutes after the few people sat down, there was continuous laughter in the box...

After the food was served, He Lanshan held up his glass of wine and greeted Li Tongfan with a smile: "Brother, you are a young hero. You really saved some face for our Chinese football. I respect you as an ordinary football fan with this glass of wine!"

Li Tongfan thought about it for a long time, and came up with a sentence that was more in line with the temperament of a party member's father: "Uh... it's all taught by the party!"

puff……

Fan Zuang just drank the tea in his mouth and sprayed all over the floor, Zuo Xiaoqing also covered his mouth and smiled...

He Lanshan was also amused: "I didn't expect my brother to be so humorous, but this is out of the question, right? I know your concerns, brother. Don't worry, our CCTV will not gossip like those local stations. Today's conversation is not a conspiracy between reporters and interviewees..."

He Lanshan pushed the frame of the glasses, pointed to the other people and continued: "We are all fans, real fans! I heard that someone from the stage will send someone to interview you, and it took a lot of effort to get it right! My brother, to be honest, you really look good on us..."

Uh, the topic is a bit heavy, Li Tongfan decided to distract everyone, picked up a piece of chicken leg, and said with a flattering smile: "Well, the beef in this restaurant tastes very good..."

Falk, chicken legs taste like beef?

Now Fan Zuang is really like killing this bastard who pretended to be crazy in front of his new boss!

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(End of this chapter)