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Chapter 38 The hustle and bustle before the national derby

The game continued. After clearing his stomach, Li Tongfan immediately ran to the sidelines to make a long-planned substitution adjustment. Higuain replaced the gloriously injured Brazilian handsome Robinho, and the "brand new" Beckham replaced the Argentine teenager Gago!

The next game is the Spanish national derby, and it is an away game, so it is better to let Beckham adapt to the feeling of playing in the midfielder position in advance, so as not to use his feet as a winger when he wins the Nou Camp!After all, the modifier is not a panacea!
At this time, the first half of the game was not over yet, and the idiot-Li once again let everyone see his jerk side who didn't play cards according to the rules!
On Getafe's coaching bench, Schuster, who felt humiliated, blushed like a dehydrated red apple!
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The following game was a tragedy for Schuster!
Getafe, whose main central defender has been sent down, is like a warrior whose armor has been stripped and his shield smashed. In the confrontation with a high-injury, high-output swordsman like Real Madrid, he is completely at a disadvantage...

So, amidst the completely different expressions of Schuster and Li Tongfan, the Real Madrid fans on the scene burst into cheers again and again. The commentator was so excited that he yelled out his golden voice, which was comparable to Pavarotti, and almost lost his voice...

The game ended, the score was 6:1!

Modric made three passes and one shot, Fei Luo scored another hat, Higuain and Raul scored a goal each!
When the referee Pérez Brewer announced the end of the game with short whistles, three long whistles, the most "serious" tsunami erupted in the Bernabéu stadium. I don't know who led it. The young boys of Real Madrid rushed over and lifted Li Tongfan on their shoulders, like loyal guards carrying their king, and went around the field to thank the fans...

"Lee...Lee...Lee...Lee...Lee...Lee...Lee..."

Real Madrid fans have begun to agree with this young coach who led the team to score 12 goals in two rounds. Amid the deafening cheers, Li Tongfan seemed to be drunk again...

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Destined to meet thousands of miles to meet the barbecue restaurant!

Coach Li Da, who won the ball, fulfilled the agreement and hosted a banquet for He Lanshan and his party from the interview team of the Imperial TV Station!

It wasn't until today that Li Tongfan figured out why Fan Zuang jumped to the imperial court.It turned out that after this grandson published an article "The Story I Have to Tell Real Madrid Coach Li Tongfan" on Sohu International Football, netizens even eight generations of ancestors dug up and flogged his corpse, and the Sohu International Football Forum was even exploded by angry fans...

It’s also my fault that this grandson thought he had a chance to be famous, so when he published the article, he wrote his real name on it. This is good, without the human flesh of netizens, he himself was exposed to the guns of class enemies, became a typical unscrupulous reporter who fabricated news, and was fired by Sohu executives who didn’t understand the situation...

Fortunately, Fan Zuang's father is a rich and oily Shanxi coal boss, and a large amount of money was spilled. This grandson unexpectedly got a blessing in disguise, and forced himself into the Chinese TV station that is called "It doesn't matter, don't come in"!
After talking about this miserable experience, even Zuo Xiaoqing and Zuo Damei couldn't stop laughing coquettishly, and the men began to drink together...

"Brother," He Lanshan showed his true colors since he got drunk yesterday, and he no longer put on the leader's airs, opened the fat man to take a sip of wine, and stretched out his thumb: "You are really good, dare to change people before the end of the first half, Zhu Guanghu can't..."

Lao Li was not happy: "I said Lao He, are you praising me or hurting me? Compare me with him? Have you never heard of Lu Bu among people, Chitu among horses, and Guanghu among pigs? I have become a pig..."

He Lanshan: "..."

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Since Real Madrid will go to Catalonia to challenge Barcelona, ​​another giant in La Liga in 9 days, He Lanshan and his team from the Tianchao TV interview team did not return to China immediately after recording the interview with Li Tongfan.
To be honest, because of the existence of Li Tongfan, as long as He Lanshan and others are willing, they can produce a program almost every week, which is guaranteed to be more exciting than Zhou Xingchi's funny movies...

Not only did He Lanshan and his team from the court set their sights on the upcoming Spanish national derby, but the world's major football media also sent reporters to Spain to focus on this game!
After two rounds of La Liga, Real Madrid, under the leadership of problematic coach Li Tongfan, exploded with incredible attack power, scoring 12 goals and conceding one goal, setting a scoring record in the five major European leagues. Among them, Ronaldo even held the top scorer list in La Liga with two hats, overlooking all heroes...

Barcelona had two domestic Super Cup matches with the Spaniard before, and then played a European Super Cup match with Sevilla, another La Liga giant that won the UEFA Cup as the Champions League champion last season. Therefore, as of September 9, there has been no La Liga match.

It is worth mentioning that Barcelona was not in a good state in the previous matches. In the domestic Super Cup with Espanyol, they won a 0-0 draw at the Espanyol's home court in the first round. After returning to the Nou Camp at home, they beat the Espanyol 2:1 with a brace from Brazilian superstar Ronaldinho.

At Camp Nou at home, Barcelona were lucky to win their first title of the season!
As for the UEFA Super Cup with La Liga powerhouse Sevilla, it is a memory that all Barcelona fans do not want to bring up.At the Luis II Stadium on August 8th, although the top star in the team, the Brazilian Ronaldinho, once again shined brilliantly and scored twice, but Sevilla also had a Brazilian in hot form, that is forward Luis-Fabiano.
After three 10 minutes of overtime, in the penalty shootout, it was Fabiano's key shot at the last moment, which mercilessly kicked Barcelona into unknown layers of hell...

Compared with Real Madrid's terrifying state of scoring 12 goals in two games, Barcelona seems to be much slower.

At the Nou Camp on September 9, Rijkaard will fully lead Barcelona, ​​known as the "Dream Second Team", to launch a Jedi counterattack, while Real Madrid hopes to continue the momentum of the previous two big victories, stepping on the dead enemy's corpse step by step towards the league championship throne!

This will be a national derby like sparks hit the earth!

In order to attract the attention of as many fans as possible, the Spanish domestic media habitually engage in verbal battles. The Real Madrid "fan club" headed by "Marca" and "Aspen" and the "hardcore gang" of Barcelona headed by "World Sports" and "Daily Sports" began to give full play to the glorious tradition of the emperor not rushing eunuchs when the match day was seven or eight days away, and spared no effort to fan the flames...

"The idiot is in La Liga, Manzano and Schuster have fallen, how long can Rijkaard last???"

"6-0 is tradition, Real Madrid keep Victor Valdes awake at night..."

"In front of Ronaldo, Ronaldinho is just an earthling..."

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The above are the "crazy words" released by the Real Madrid fan group arrogantly, while the "hardcore gang" in Barcelona did not show any weakness and fought back:

"When Frank Rijkaard played football, the idiot was still suckling..."

"The earth is too dangerous, Fei Luo should go back to the alien planet..."

"What makes Casillas better than Valdes is that he changes women faster than he makes saves..."

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In the farce of the dog biting the dog, the highlights of the first Spanish national derby in the 06-07 season were fully excavated by the media:

Game [-]: Idiot-Lee VS Frank Rijkaard

This is a contest of wisdom and courage!
The Chinese rice bucket with mysterious origins and crazy tactics will face the La Liga hegemony last season with the strongest posture in the history of Real Madrid as the head coach at the start of the league. Will Real Madrid still win as they wish?Idiot-Lee will still hold high the banner of attacking football?

And what kind of tactics will the Dutchman Rijkaard, who led Barcelona to win the league championship and the European Champions Cup in the past season and was awarded the best coach in the world in 06, use to smash the idiot-Lee's aggressive momentum?
In the attention of countless people, whether the idiot-Li is a mule or a horse will be tested in this powerful dialogue!
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In the second game, the alien Ronaldo VS the midfielder Ronaldinho

This is a contest between two Brazilian superstars!
Alien Ronaldo, the three-time World Footballer of the Year, the current fat man, will face Ronaldinho, the most prosperous magician in world football. Everyone remembers the scene where the Barcelona midfield terrorist faked three people in a row at the Bernabéu last season, teased Ramos and San Cassie, and scored twice against Real Madrid. The tears of Real Madrid fans in the Bernabeu are still vivid. Bring back a victory for the infatuated Real Madrid fans?

At the beginning of this season, Ronaldo wore a hat in each of the two league rounds, while Ronaldinho scored 4 goals in three games. Who will be the key finisher in the game on September 9?
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