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Chapter 40 A leisurely day in Madrid

Of course, Li Tongfan would not know what happened in China, which is thousands of miles away, because this guy is pretending to analyze the strengths and weaknesses of the previous two games to the Real Madrid superstars on the training ground!
Speaking of this, I really have to thank the assistant coach Grad. Lao Ge’s serious and responsible spirit is [-] times more serious than the real head coach Lao Li. The post-war analysis of the first two games was organized by him in an orderly manner.

Incisive ah incisive!
As Lao Li read it, he secretly lamented in his heart that Grade really deserves to be a master who has reached the full value of 2007 in the "Tactical Knowledge" item in the FM20 system!Fortunately, I took him down wisely from the very beginning, and now I have gradually cultivated him to be "one of my own". With such an assistant, what more can I ask for?
After summing up the tactics, considering that there are still seven or eight days before the next Clasico against Barcelona, ​​Li Tongfan gave the Real Madrid superstars who played two games in a week two days off, so that he can also find time to do chores at home!

Hearing about the holiday, the superstars' gratitude to Li Tongfan suddenly rose to a new level. Think about it, who doesn't like a boss who has nothing to do and gives himself a holiday?Players are human too!
So the boys gathered around, lifted Lao Li and threw it three times, and then drove out of Madrid Sports City in their luxury cars and "separated their ways"!
Poor old Li, when he was thrown into the sky for the third time, he was horrified to find that there was no one to pick him up. Fortunately, he was on the lawn, otherwise he would have broken his waist!

You little bastards, wait for me, you will be blamed if you come back from the holiday to practice immortality!
Li Tongfan was lying on the court, and he had already begun to draw up in his belly the "devil physical fitness" training method comparable to the Red Army's [-]-mile Long March!
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Back in the villa, Li Tongfan found three blond beauties waiting for him.So Lao Li decided to do something very enjoyable?

What is the most enjoyable thing for a man to do in front of three graceful blonde beauties?Then there is no need to ask, of course it is to be... er... as an interviewer!
Sitting on the leather sofa in the living room of his detached villa next to the Bernabéu Stadium, Li Tongfan looked at the three Spanish blonde beauties with protruding front and back, and then picked up the resumes in his hands, compared them one by one, and asked the most proud of the middle-sized beauties among them: "This little sister is Elizabeth who claims to provide all housework services?"

It may be that Lao Li exposed his essence too clearly. The beauty in the middle stared at Li Tongfan for three seconds, then screamed and fled the door, even forgetting to go back with her resume...

no?Is labor so scary?
Li Tongfan looked at the small mirror on the coffee table suspiciously, that's right, the appearance in the mirror is still as handsome and unrestrained as before?

So Lao Li turned his head and gave the remaining two beauties a smile that he thought was kind...

ah!ah~~~~~~
The two little girls looked at each other and ran away screaming...

Fa Ke, Li Tongfan angrily threw his resume on the table, what kind of broken housekeeping company, wouldn't they send people to play labor and management?The chick sent over ran away after just one look. Could it be that the word "pervert" was engraved on the laborer's face?
Lao Li was about to call and complain to the service center, trying to see if he could get back the 1000 euro deposit he handed in the day before yesterday, when he suddenly felt chilly in his crotch, and looked down...

Old Li blushed!
Well?What's the matter, forgetting to zip up your pants after peeing?No wonder……

Li Tongfan finally understood why the three beauties ran away screaming!
Fa Ke, even if Lao Li went to the interview by himself, he would have to run away with his tail between his legs when he met a psychopath who was "walking the bird" in front of others during the day, not to mention the three delicate chicks...

That's bad, this thing won't be known by that sinister Flores, should I write it in his column?Isn't this forcing labor and capital to kill people?By the way, what are the names of these three chicks?

Li Tongfan picked up his resume that was still on the coffee table, and began to carefully check the measurements of the three blonde girls...

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Looking up at the sky, it was still early, and Mr. Sun was climbing on the highest point of the sky refreshedly, showing off his fiery masculine charm. Li Tongfan thought in his heart: should we have some entertainment?
It's good to have a big house, but I'm the only one in such a spacious villa. If it goes on for a long time, if some snitches, Sadako, etc. are brought out, then it will be fun!Is it time to find a hostess?
Li Tongfan sank into the sofa and began to lust: We are also rich and lustful now. Finding a girlfriend to satisfy our physical needs is not a crime, is it?What should I find?loli?Miss Yu?MILF? OL?

Spring has passed long ago, but Li Tongfan began to think about spring in summer?Is this the legendary full warm thinking *?

But "thinking" alone is not enough, so Lao Li decided to go to the street to "play the autumn wind". What if he meets a beautiful woman from a foreign country who is willing to have a shocking love with him?

The weather was hot, so Lao Li wore big pants and a small vest, stepped on flip-flops, and walked out the door in a steady step!
In college, Li Tongfan was called a fool by his classmates. Apart from his name, there is another more important and decisive factor: he is a complete road idiot!

In the first week of the university, the department organized new and old students to go to Changhong Park for a picnic and barbecue to exchange feelings. As a result, when the picnic was over and returning to school, the large army passed an overpass, and Li Tongfan mysteriously disappeared!At the beginning, everyone didn't pay attention, until the dormitory turned off the lights at night, and a buddy in the same dormitory found out that someone was absent at night...

Could it be that this buddy left school and wandered around the world?
Just when the leaders of the department were about to mobilize everyone for a "human sea hunt" the next morning, Li Tongfan came back dying, led by a kind sanitation worker!It turned out that this guy took the wrong bridge when crossing the overpass, followed the expressway and went straight to the third ring road, and then spent a whole night riding a bicycle around the Tianjin Outer Ring Road several times...

It wasn't until the next day when a sanitation worker who cleaned the roads curiously asked him if he was a member of the "Sunset Red Riding Team" that he found out about the situation and sent him back...

If you don't know the way, you won't ask for the way?Living people were actually suffocated to death by urine, so Li Tongfan's reputation as a "big bucket" was well-known in Nankai University!
But Lao Li himself felt very wronged. Lao Zi, an introverted rural youth who just came to a big city, can't even speak Mandarin well. How dare he muster up the courage to ask others?Besides, there are no pedestrians in the area of ​​Tianjin Outer Ring Road?Is it necessary to let labor and management go to the highway to stop BMW to ask for directions?
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Facts have proved that even if he became the head coach of Real Madrid, Li Tongfan's "road merchant" did not improve there. After 10 minutes, Lao Li was once again lost in the turbulent traffic...

Li Tongfan was wandering aimlessly on the street, his eyes scanning back and forth like a digital camera, and secretly scored in his heart when he found a beautiful woman with an attractive figure, and immediately retracted his severely polluted gaze when he saw a strong dinosaur...

This feeling is really good, as if I have returned to the youthful years when I took my friends and friends to Binjiang Avenue Pedestrian Street to see girls early in the morning... Free, unrestrained; debauched, young and frivolous...

There is no media buzzing like a swarm of bees, no need to pay attention to your own image at all times to prevent Flores from spitting, and no need to worry about the shocking mystery in the IBM-T30 being known...

Like the boy who hadn't grown up before, Li Tongfan wanted to fly lightly!

As a rich prostitute, in addition to shopping for prostitution, Lao Li certainly will not forget to carry out another very cool activity - spending money!
As long as he sees a characteristic shop on the street, Li Tongfan will rush in and sweep it, such as pants, belts, wallets, baseball caps, suits, T-shirts, razors, toothpaste, socks, bread, fruit, toilet paper, toy water guns, skateboards...

Whatever he likes, Li Tongfan will buy it without hesitation. Lao Li's slogan is: only buy the right ones, not expensive ones!

A few hours later, Li Tongfan returned to the street with big bags and small bags. He ignored the strange eyes of passers-by, and thought happily as he walked: No wonder everyone wants to be rich. It turns out that the feeling of spending money is more refreshing than the sudden smooth bowel movement after long-term constipation...

Looking at his watch, he had been wandering around for more than three hours, and it was time to eat. Li Tongfan decided to find a restaurant that was more suitable for his status as an "upper class" and treat himself well!
Good life, it's going to be a day of indulgence!
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Half an hour later, Li Tongfan was already sitting in the small semi-enclosed room of MONDERNHOLIDAY, ordering a set menu of Spanish specialties, pear wine and raw ham.

The Sydney wine is fragrant and full of teeth, and the raw ham is tender and refreshing. Under the dumbfounded eyes of the waiters, Li Tongfan finished seven sets of Sydney wine and raw ham in one sitting!The name of the rice bucket is well-deserved!

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MONDERNHOLIDAY is the most famous Spanish-style gourmet shop on the streets of Madrid!The environment is elegant and the decoration has obvious Latin style. The space of more than 800 square meters is divided into [-] or [-] semi-enclosed small rooms at random. Lazy music, hand-woven cool chairs made of bitter rattan, large Chinese-style celadon tables, and slightly reddish light pattern make you feel relaxed when you step into the store!

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PS: This chapter is an excessive plot, let's relax!By the way, Lao Li hasn't gone shopping since he came to Madrid!Carefully remind everyone that a woman is about to appear.Xiaodao is very bad at writing emotional dramas, but it seems impossible to write an online article without writing about love.After reading the packages, please take it easy, and thank you with a knife!

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