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Chapter 57 Busy ESPN Uncle Zhan Jun
On September 9th, at 13:19 pm local time in Madrid, Spain, the highlight of Group A of the UEFA Champions League - the Premier League giants Blues Chelsea's away game against Real Madrid officially kicked off!

The referee Alexander Sandro blew the whistle to start the game on time!The visiting team Chelsea kicks off first!
"African Andy Lau" Didier Drogba knocked the ball back and handed it to Frank Lampard, the "Magic Lamp" of the Blues. Cut inward horizontally and hit the goal directly!

Peter Pan Robben's series of movements were fast and fast. After the continuous high-speed center of gravity change, the shooting gap was easily opened among the Real Madrid defenders. Fortunately, the head of the team, Iker Casillas, reacted quickly, and he stabbed the ball that was drifting over to the bottom line with his fingertips sideways...

In less than 30 seconds, Chelsea almost captured the Bernard U Stadium with the simplest cooperation!Many fans in the stands have not warmed up the seats under their buttocks, and the Blues have already won a corner kick!
Until then, ESPN commentator Uncle Zhan Jun began to interpret the starting lists of the two teams to the fans in front of the TV: "Good evening, audience friends! You are watching the live broadcast of the Blues Chelsea away to Real Madrid in Group A of the UEFA Champions League in the 06-07 season. I am the commentator Zhan Jun. First, I would like to introduce the starting lists of the two teams...Let’s look at the ball first...Dangerous... Robben shot!!! Casillas blocked the ball from the bottom line...At the beginning of the game, the Blues Chelsea took the lead and won a goal Corner kick! Wow, looking at it in slow motion, the defenders of Real Madrid were clearly not concentrating on this ball. Facing a team like Chelsea, any mistake would be fatal..."

Different from CCTV5 football commentators who speak in a straightforward and straight-forward style, ESPN’s Uncle Zhan Jun has a broken voice, but he is full of passion in his commentary and has fewer scruples in his speech, so he is deeply loved by fans.

At the beginning of the game, Uncle Zhan Jun introduced the starting lineups of the two teams according to the usual practice. As a result, before the old man’s opening remarks started, Chelsea’s wonderful attack interrupted his thoughts: “We saw the head coach of Real Madrid was very angry on the sidelines. Rubbing the crossbeam out of the bottom line!"

The players of the two teams in the Real Madrid penalty area hugged each other "intimately". After being pulled down by the opposing player, Joel Luka was almost trampled into Croatian-style meat by the crowd. The slow-motion replay showed that it was Chelsea's captain Terry who finally grabbed the header!

"...The blue team captain Terry grabbed the ball, Drogba's forward point and back...Wow, Cannavaro took the top...At the beginning of the game, the blue team Chelsea, who are playing away, looked even more aggressive!"

Indeed, as Uncle Zhan Jun said, Chelsea had already made two very threatening shots in less than 3 minutes of the opening time. If it weren't for the help of Saint Cassie and the crossbar, the score on the field might have become 0:2!

Amidst the exclamation of more than 6 Real Madrid fans, head coach Li Tongfan stood on the edge of the field and yelled at Real Madrid's defenders!

There is a reason why Lao Li is so excited!

When arranging tactics in the locker room before the game, Li Tongfan repeatedly reminded Joel Luke and Ramos to concentrate on the hammers, especially 10 minutes before the opening.Because by watching Chelsea's game video, Lao Li found that the opponent's goals usually occurred at the beginning of the game, when the first half was about to end, and during the stoppage time of the whole game!
Who knew that the muscular gang hammers didn't listen to their own words at all!

So Li Tongfan performed extremely climax when Robben shot for the first time!
This feeling is like a math teacher who repeatedly emphasized before the exam that a certain question about trigonometric functions must be taken, but when he checked the papers, he found that none of the more than 100 students under him had solved the original question!

Your uncle, if you keep kicking like this, the labor and management will buy all these hammers cheaply and go to the legendary small coal mine in Shanxi to dig coal, so as to experience the miserable life of manual laborers in a harmonious socialist society!

after that……

Perhaps it was Li Tongfan's slap in the face that played a role, or maybe it was Lao Li who shocked and released the full-level "rejuvenation technique". The hammers on the Real Madrid defense finally played at a normal level and gradually moved back to the unfavorable situation on the field!
Uncle Zhan Jun tirelessly continued his unfinished business: "Continue to introduce the starting lineup of the two sides to the audience friends, the home team Real Madrid goalkeeper Iker Casillas, the back line from left to right is the Brazilian Roberto Carlos, the captain of the Italian national team Cannavaro, the Croatian rookie Joel Luka and Sergio Ramos, the midfielder David Beckham, the midfielders on both sides are the Spanish winger Reyes on loan from Arsenal and the Argentine teenager Higuain. Guti, the Dutch van Nistelrooy and the alien Ronaldo who scored 8 goals in three rounds this season..."

Real Madrid captain Raul was injured in the game against Barcelona, ​​and he was suspended for three weeks. Robinho cut his right arm during training and missed the game. Therefore, Lao Li replaced the handsome Brazilian white tooth with the young Argentine Higuain!
On the Real Madrid bench sat Marcelo with Sakyamuni hairstyle, Fernando Gago with fluttering long hair, Mohamed Diarra with Mali beast waist, Cruyff II Modric from Croatia and a group of "Second Grandfathers of the Stadium"!
"From left to right on the field is the visiting team Blues Chelsea," Uncle Zhan Jun continued: "Chelsea's starting lineup: goalkeeper Petr Cech, the back line from left to right is Ashley Cole who just transferred from Arsenal this season, Portuguese Carvalho, captain Terry and Dutchman Bola Luz, midfielder Makelele, midfielder Essien, Ballack and Lampard, forward Drogba and Dutch Peter Pan..."

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A little more today, Chapter 1!
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