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Chapter 98 For David Beckham

On the day before the team departed for Ukraine, Crazy Lee, who had been quiet for a long time, seemed unwilling to be silent, and went into a frenzy again!But this time the unlucky man who became his target was not in Spain, but a middle-aged uncle in England who was constantly unlucky-the new coach of the Three Lions McLaren!

People who pay attention to football are surprised to find that whenever there is any interesting news in European football, it will always have something to do with Real Madrid coach Lee.Three months after England's new coach Steve McClaren (Steve-McCaren) confidently announced that the former captain of the national team David Beckham would not be called up by the national team, Madman Lee suddenly jumped out to attack Mr. McCaren as "cruel and inhumane"!

A bloody case caused by Beckham's continuous failure to be selected for the national team for no reason!
An expected but somewhat startling lightning strike!
moron!

This is Madman Li's name for the Supreme Commander of the Three Lions!

Crazy Li analyzed in his column: By abandoning Beckham, who has performed perfectly in Real Madrid this season, McLaren’s intention is obviously to wipe clean the unfinished drawing board of his predecessor Eriksson, so that he can sway freely on the unrestrained white paper of the national team, but the stupid English people have forgotten that even the best painters need pens and paints, and David Beckham, who can be called a model of professional players, is the most indispensable toner for the new England national team ...

Crazy Li's attack on McLaren Chiguoguo caused a burst of exclamation from the mainstream football media, but not a single media stood up to defend McLaren. Of course, this situation is not because Crazy Li suddenly became popular with the media, or he bribed the media...

——But because in comparison, McLaren, who digs his own grave, is more hated than Mad Lee!
The whole world remembers how a man named Beckham single-handedly brought England to the quarter-finals in the 06 World Cup in Germany, remembers the sad scene of him throwing up for the benefit of the team, remembers the moving scene of him covering his face and crying after being replaced because of numerous injuries on his legs in the last game...

But Mr. McLaren obviously forgot selectively, and forgot very thoroughly. Before he warmed up the throne of the England national team under his ass, in order to establish his authority, he began to act like a clown-expel Bei Shuai from the national team. The result of this is:
In the European Cup Group E qualifiers, England's record was terrible!

On September 9, they played against Andorra at home. England relied on Manchester United striker Xiaorouni's lore goal to win 2-1!

On September 9, they challenged the underdog Macedonia in an away game, and England lost the game 6:1!

On October 10th, they played against Macedonia at home again, relying on the goal of striker Xiaorouni to win 7:1!

On October 10th, the away game against the European powerhouse Croatia was slaughtered by the opponent 12:4!

After four rounds, the superstar-studded England team, known by the media as the strongest in history, actually ranked fourth behind Russia, Croatia and Israel with a record of 4 matches, 2 wins, 2 losses and 6 points!

But even in such a situation, McLaren, like a pig, insisted not to use Beckham, the assist king of La Liga this season.
After communicating with Beckham, the self-proclaimed Li Tongfan finally began to declare war for his disciples. This sudden attack caught McLaren by surprise, and he launched an unreasonable scolding war. Where is Mai Zhutou's opponent?What's more, Lao Li still occupies the moral high ground this time!
Of course, it took more than a month for Lao Li to attack McLaren, just to wait for the English team to be beaten by the opponent, so as to gain the support of public opinion and exert the greatest pressure. Otherwise, it would only add chaos to Beckham!

In contrast, the extremely defensive English domestic media did not hesitate to stand in the same trench as the "outsider" lunatic Lee this time, launching a nationwide attack on McLaren, and has been demanding that British Bristle remove McLaren as head coach!
It's a pity that British bristles seem to be more face-saving than wheat pigs. Officials plausibly claim that the team is still in the running-in period, and qualifying for the European Cup qualifiers is not a problem. They regret Beckham's loss and implore the public to support the work of local coach Mr. McLaren in the national team!
This is a typical example of poking your head in your crotch and deceiving yourself and others with world peace!

On October 10, before the match between Real Madrid and Shakhtar Donetsk, Li Tongfan saw that the fuse of public opinion had been ignited, and immediately withdrew from the "storm of pouring Mai Yongbei" and devoted himself to deploying the team's preparations!

At 19:45 p.m. local time in Ukraine, the game officially began. The black-clothed referee for this game was Peter-Warton, a 43-year-old middle-aged man from England!
The miners won the kick-off, and Real Madrid captain Raul, who replaced Ruud van Nistelrooy in the starting lineup, picked the goal on the downwind side!

The starting lineup arranged by Li Tongfan has changed. Cicinho on the back line replaces Ramos who has strained his thigh. The other three are Cannavaro, a bald man, Joel Luka, a 1.9-meter-four tall Croatian, and Marcelo, a small hammer who has shaved off Shakyamuni's hair and returned to his bald head!
Bei Shuai, who was supported by Lao Li and Lao Li before the game, returned to the main force to control the team's rhythm, while the front midfielder was absent due to the injury of Gu Shuai. Another Croatian, Modric, served as the starter.

On the forward line, Lord of the Rings Raul, who has returned from injury, partnered with the extraterrestrial fat Ronaldo. On the bench were the king of the small penalty area, Ruud van Nistelrooy and the Argentine stunned young Higuain!
After the start of the game, the miners, who occupy the advantage of the home court, were not afraid to attack Real Madrid. They really created a lot of opportunities for a while, especially the midfielder Elano.
Ziglinski, the Dinghai god needle on the miners' defense line, also performed very well in the game. The tall and long-legged miners captain is very flexible in his feet, and his frontal defense ability is not inferior to the Croatian Joel Luka. In several confrontations with the alien fat man, he firmly defended Ronaldo.

Both Elano and Qi are "rising stars" who have recently gained fame. If they want to win the attention and favor of big European clubs, relying solely on the outstanding performance of the Ukrainian domestic league is not very convincing. Only the UEFA Champions League can provide them with a stage to perform, especially playing against a top team in European football like Real Madrid is the best opportunity to prove themselves!
And there are only two such opportunities in a season.

Therefore, there is no need to beat chicken blood, and the performance of the two is much more exciting than that of a cock in heat!
But someone is not worried at all. Although Elano and Ziglinski are excellent, the Real Madrid first team has a lot of players who are "as good as they are".
What makes Lao Li a bit unclear is the tactical arrangement of Shakhtar Donetsk coach Mircea-Lucescu!

It was actually a confrontation?
Li Tongfan stood on the sidelines and looked at the Ukrainian miners who were playing happily. He couldn't help but glanced at the "miner" Mircea Lucescu, wondering: I really don't know what this old Romanian man who once led Kibucharest Namo Club to dominate the Romanian league thinks. Does he really think that he can defeat Real Madrid at the helm of "The Great Madman Lee" just by relying on his insignificant home field advantage and relying on a group of unknown pawns who earn a living in the second-tier European leagues?
Rijkaard's "Dream Team Two" thought so, failed...

Flores' Bat Corps did the same, crashing...

Although the law of "death against Real Madrid" has just been finalized in Spain, does the miners coach Mircea Lucescu think that the law will become invalid when he goes out of the country?

In fact, how did Lao Li know the bitterness in the heart of "mine owner" Mircea Lucescu, the attack must die, can the defense win?The defense of Chelsea, the top class in the Premier League, is not weak, and the tactics of the madman Mourinho must be called subtle. The result?
Wasn't he temperless when he was beheaded by the crazy Real Madrid at home?
Anyway, it is a death, it is better to die a little more heroically, there is a saying that the brave wins when we meet on a narrow road, maybe an unexpected confrontation can give us a chance of survival!

Mircea Lucescu is now a dumb man who eats Coptis chinensis, only knows the joys and sorrows!If you lose your teeth, you have to swallow blood. Who told the old man to coach a third-rate club where the combined value of all the players is not as valuable as just picking out a substitute player?
The next situation on the court showed that Li Tongfan’s defiance was not unreasonable. As soon as the miners’ opening three goals ended, Real Madrid quickly reversed the situation under the scheduling of Beckham and Modric, one old and one young, one in front of one in back, and the game completely entered the channel of the Galaxy Battleship!

In the 25th minute of the game, Shakhtar Donetsk made a mistake in the frontcourt. Real Madrid right back Cicinho seized the opportunity and went all the way.

force~~~
The England black judge decisively stopped the game, rewarded Leonardo with a topaz Ares card, and awarded Real Madrid a direct free kick about 30 meters away from the goal!
This is "Full Moon Scimitar" Beckham's chance!

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Next, enter the performance time of Bei Shuai and McLaren!Thank you Bookworm and Li Xunhuan for your guidance and opinions!

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