Super Basketball Manager

Chapter 119 Duel at the Helodix Association!
"2005? In BJ?" Ron couldn't help but confirm it again.

"Yes, that's right! This is also the first time that the Rhodeix Association held a seminar in China!" Thomas Carter nodded sincerely, and continued: "At that time, famous doctors from Zhongnanhai and academicians from all medical schools were present one by one... Since this seminar is held in China, the theme of our seminar focuses on traditional Chinese medicine... It can be said that it is a rare event in traditional Chinese medicine!"

(Continue to remember...)
The applause died down, and in the silent gap, an old man who seemed to be dressed funny jumped up from the chair with a "chuss"...

"Nonsense!" The sound like a thunderbolt echoed in the huge venue. Everyone turned their heads and looked for the instigator with a look of horror and curiosity.

After searching for a long time, I took a closer look, and finally found a man with white hair and childlike face in the corner of the last row, wearing Taoist attire with a Taoist crown and cassock.

At this moment, this guy stood up stubbornly and stubbornly. He was pulled by the side with good intentions, but he still didn't let go. With a cold attitude, he blew his beard and stared at Thomas Carter who didn't know what happened on the stage...

"Hey, old man, this is not Lao Tzu's Taoist seminar, I'm afraid you went to the wrong place!" A bearded doctor next to him whispered friendly.

"Huh? Isn't it? Cough cough... You bastard, you're a poor old fool!"

"It's still too late to run. If a reporter captures you, then you may not even be a quack doctor in your lifetime..." A chubby guy in front of him also vowed to remind him.

"Hey! It's so miserable! Cough cough... bastard, the old man is a quack doctor..."

"Huh!" Everyone's faces turned dark, and an ominous feeling came to their hearts spontaneously...

"It's over, the foreigners from the Herodix Association have finally made up their minds to come to China to hold a seminar... This... Where did the old man come from, didn't he deliberately add trouble!"

The host looked at the side note with some embarrassment, pretending that nothing happened, and prepared to mention it briefly: "Ahem...the medical theory of the famous doctor Thomas Carter from Phoenix just now is quite interesting...Huh!"

After all, the veteran still reluctantly went to the front of the rostrum, sat down on the stage, mouthed the old white dry, and looked down at all the inexplicable doctors and scholars under the stage with a pair of drunken eyes...

"Hey! You quack doctors, even foreigners who know a little bit about superficial skills, are about to be flattered by you. I am afraid that the things of the ancestors are about to be defeated by you!"

"Security! Security!" The host had already collapsed, but near the exit, two burly men were tightly tied up, and the humming sound seemed to be protesting...

"You...you..." An older academician of the University of Science and Technology of China who was sitting in the first row stood up and argued unconvinced: "Who are you, dare you be so arrogant!"

"Me? The weasel hermit in the Xiaqing Dynasty, a wandering doctor in Wuhou Village, Zhugetun, Nanyang!" The Taoist said slowly, taking another sip of his wine.

"Pfft..." Everyone almost couldn't help laughing, "What, a quack doctor...at most a village doctor..."

"Do you know how many well-known old Chinese doctors here?"

"Many nationally famous national quintessence masters didn't speak, so which onion or garlic do you count?"

In everyone's mind, the old Taoist figured that he had drunk too much, and started throwing alcohol like crazy, and thought it was just a farce at the moment.

It’s just that the old academician of the University of Science and Technology of China is still sullen and sullen: “I have been in the medical field for fifty years. Although I don’t have the talents of the world, the patients he healed can go around the world at least!

"Hey, don't you brag...Pindao just asks a question about traditional Chinese medicine. If you can't answer it, please sit down and listen obediently. Watch as Pindao fights for the face of the old ancestor..."

"If the old man answers it!"

"Pindao should leave, and he will never practice medicine for the rest of his life!"

"Wow! That's what you said!" The old academician looked confident and eager to try...

Yo, this situation is a competition!All the participants at the scene started to be excited** to...

The veteran glanced slightly at Thomas Carter sitting on the stage. With the help of the translator, the foreigner gradually understood what happened at the scene, and he was looking forward to it for a while...

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"Ask a question about Chinese medicine to the Chinese medicine doctor of the University of Science and Technology of China?" Hearing this, Ron was surprised: "Is the Taoist priest crazy? Doesn't he know that almost all the books on modern Chinese medicine are written by these old Chinese quintessences themselves!"

"Hey...it was so awesome at that time!" "Genius Doctor" Carter smiled slightly, his eyes were full of emotion...

"So in the end he really questioned those who are at the top of Chinese medicine in China?" Ron asked suspiciously.

Carter put away his smile, and nodded solemnly: "That's right...not only did I compete instantly, but it also opened my eyes. It was the first time I understood the meaning of the phrase 'There are people beyond people, and there is a sky beyond the sky'..."

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"Hurry up, old village doctor, the Nth generation successor of Taoism! Even if you can't practice medicine and accumulate virtue in the future, you can still practice Taoism and become immortal through other methods!"

The audience roared with laughter...

The old academician even smiled frivolously and thought, "All the best-selling Chinese medicine literature on the market is completed by the old man. He is a quack doctor, at most he knows some local prescriptions, so what can he do?
All I could see was that the Taoist priest suddenly stretched his waist, jumped down to the stage, and started to stroll in the courtyard. His Taoist robe was really too flamboyant, and he was running back and forth.

"Well, you are so confident, so let me ask a simple question. What is the rarest and easiest medicinal material in this world? How is it? It's not difficult, I've already given you enough face..."

The rarest and easiest medicinal material?Ha ha!This is too simple, this guy simply came up with a question that can be answered without any effort... The rarest medicinal material must be... the easiest medicinal material, then it must be... Huh?

Almost everyone at the scene was all smiles and shit-yellow faces. Those old academicians were already sweating. The rare and easy-to-get medicinal materials are not difficult to find. The key is the word "most".

"What? You can't even answer such a simple question, and you said you didn't ruin the knowledge of your ancestors. What nonsense do you have to say now?" This old man is completely unreasonable.

"You...you..." If you don't answer, you lose, and if you answer, you lose. The old academician simply went all out.

"The most rare medicinal material is Penghou! Shi Zhen said: The essence of the tree is called Penghou. It looks like a black dog without a tail. It can be cooked. The thousand-year-old tree has the essence called Jia, which looks like a dolphin and tastes like a dog. Its meat can cure all kinds of diseases due to wind and cold, and its bones can be ground into powder.

"The most easy-to-obtain medicinal material is green grass! As the saying goes, the wild fire is endless, and the spring breeze blows and regenerates..."

Many people who were puzzled couldn't understand it a little bit, but the Taoist suddenly burst out laughing...

"Haha, you are indeed the 'quintessence of the country'! The mythical spirits in "Sou Shen Ji" are all described in such a high-sounding way by you, are you really fooling around like a foreigner?"

"You..." The old academician glanced at Carter, who was listening attentively, and gritted his teeth, "Then tell me, tell me! I also ask the Taoist priest to give some advice, so that everyone can open their eyes..."

Sarcasm, but it can't arouse the interest of this mysterious Taoist named Qing Were Hermit, he is still leisurely strolling in the garden by himself, with a dignified appearance.

"There are people in Tianfang who are 80 or [-] years old. They are willing to give up their lives to help the public. They never eat or drink, but bathe and eat honey. They defecate and defecate with honey. After they die, the Chinese people bury it in a sarcophagus, soak it in honey, and engrave the date on the coffin. After a hundred years, it will become a honey potion. When someone breaks a limb, take a little and it will heal.

The legendary traditional Chinese medicine "Honeyman" is specially used to treat fractures. It is like eating candied fruit. If you cut a little bit and eat it, the fracture will "heal immediately".Today's TCM orthopedics "injuries muscles and bones for a hundred days" is much weaker than that.

"Honey?" Everyone was shocked, even Carter and some foreigners frowned slightly...

"It's just one person, what's so rare? Hmph..."

"This statement is wrong!" The Taoist immediately began to refute: "Honeyman has been making honey since he was alive. He does not eat or drink, only takes a bath and drinks honey, and after death, he is soaked in honey. After a hundred years, he becomes a blind traditional Chinese medicine 'Honeyman'. This is a very painful pharmaceutical process..."

"Isn't it just that a person drinks honey from birth to death? Isn't it 100 years? What about the millennium Ganoderma lucidum? What about Tianshan Snow Lotus?" The old academician retorted desperately, completely ignoring medical ethics.

"No, no..." The old Taoist sighed deeply: "What is really rare is its spirit! May I ask, who in the world has such a fearless Buddhist spirit like feeding a tiger with his body? In other words, this is a human life! Is there anything more rare than human life in the world?"

After speaking, everyone fell into a deep silence, even Carter and other foreigners nodded in approval...

The old academician knew he was in the wrong, so he had no choice but to settle for the next best thing... "Well, you've been fooled this time! So what about the most readily available medicinal ingredients?"

"Drink, bah!" In front of the old academician, the old Taoist spit a big pool of foam on the ground in an unrefined way...

"what are you doing!"

"Here!" The old Taoist raised his eyebrows proudly, pointed at the spittle on the ground and smiled at everyone: "This is the answer: saliva! Saliva, you can definitely get it anytime, anywhere! Even if you have Sjögren's syndrome, you can hold back some of it. Hehe... Everyone has this thing. It is specially designed to cure external diseases, and it can cure all kinds of poisons..."

The old academician thought over and over again, and finally sat down helplessly. As the audience erupted, everyone began to treat the mysterious Taoist differently. Thomas Carter even stood up from his seat on the stage, applauding, and friendly asking the Taoist to come on stage...

Unexpectedly, the rarest medicine and the easiest medicine are both human medicines.Could this be the highest state of "harmony between man and nature"?
Ron was extremely excited and pleasantly surprised. He wished he could fly to his homeland in the next second, tie up the Taoist priest, and escort him back to Houston to help Dayao treat his foot injury. By the way, he no longer has to worry about the impact of the injury on the player...

And maybe McGrady's waist and heart disease...

"But, please forgive me, I like to talk about the ugly first..." Thomas Carter whetted Ron's appetite again... "You know, Tao Yuanming's leisurely hiding in the city is what the world's masters yearn for the most... Maybe..."

(End of this chapter)