Super Basketball Manager

Chapter 176 Messy team!
Some teams, if you don't deal with them neatly, they will be like caterpillars and splash you with disgusting goo... - Ron.

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(Because there is nothing to watch in this game, TNT Big Mouth Barkley and Donkey Face Kenny went to harm other teams, explained by the ESPN commentator)

Of course, ESPN also has a lot of famous mouths and vicious tongues. When they comment on the NBA, they are also full of passion in the industry.

Especially the one who would yell vigorously and honestly after every key goal was scored, stimulating the nerves of every audience...

They are like rams in heat, their mouths are so sharp that it is maddening...

"Okay, let's take a look at the match between the Houston Rockets led by Roar (taunting Ron for going crazy at Staples yesterday) who killed the defending champion yesterday, and another team in the City of Angels, the Los Angeles Shipwreck... Oh, my God, he dared to come to the scene... Isn't he afraid of being kicked out again? So many Lakers fans came to the scene, obviously preparing to boo the Houstonians..."

"Unfortunately, although the ceremony of the broken fleet is still decent, do they want to impress people before being humiliated?" ESPN's famous mouthpiece made a sharp remark, which made the staff in front of and behind the stage laugh wildly.

"Let us welcome, the substitute players from the Los Angeles Clippers! Rasu Butler! Drew Gooden! Gray Smith! Blake Griffin (injury)! Steve Blake! Marty Collins and Nick Young!" The DJ on the scene was quick to speak, and several old men from ESPN exploded...

"How did he practice such amazing skills?" asked the four-eyed old man.

"It is said that he used to be a rapper..." The special guest Reggie Miller was also inexplicably happy.

"Let's roughly analyze this group of 'strong men'! Who do you want to start with?" Miller smiled at the four-eyed old man.

"Oh! I would rather start with Elton Brand (the former Clippers captain, who was considered a betrayal by the fans after leaving the 76ers)..."

"puff…"

"Okay, Gray-Smith?" Miller could barely stand the guy's spoof...

"Okay! Hey! Gray, even though I know you can't catch the rebound, even though I know that you are often a buttery player, even though I know that you defend the air, you can still stay after all, because Brand has gone... You can safely take off the rebound and give it to the opponent to steal. This may reflect your reputation of sacrificing yourself and achieving others..."

"Huh... what about Drew Gooden? He had a couple of great seasons with LeBron..."

"Well... Mr. Drew, although I know that you may only be staying here temporarily, although I know that you will seize every opportunity to earn enough performance points to compete for the next contract. But you are still much better than Gray Smith after all... At least you don't make mistakes..."

"How about Rasul Butler? This guy is capable of 3 points..." Miller smiled humorously, knowing that the four-eyed old man is a real expert in taunting.

"Oh! I really want to thank him. He finally let us know that Marcus Thornton can be abandoned. Of course, I also thank him for letting us know that this summer, we still need to strengthen our striker strength!"

"Haha... time is running out, let's finally talk about Collins!"

"It's still bad, it's still an injury, it's still from you who came out of the closet..."

In the ESPN studio, there was a standing ovation...

"Next is the starter!"

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"Let's welcome our center forward! The future high-quality insider! DeAndre Jordan!" The live DJ fiddled with rap songs back and forth, until a five-year-old man appeared in the eyes of the audience...

ESPN’s venomous tongue quickly poured cold water: “For Jordan, the extent of this shipwreck is no less than Griffin’s season reimbursement... Maybe they are used to the Camby-style center, and they used Jordan like a Camby-style. It is true that Jordan still can only score with the second attack and the empty cut.

This bastard looks like Takenori Akagi, stupid... said Ron, who was sitting behind the Rockets bench.

DJ: "Let's welcome our small forward! Travis Outlaw!"

ESPN's poisonous tongue: "He's not dead yet? His bloodthirsty style of play, the team should consider buying him an insurance..."

Ron: Not so much, Ariza can totally beat him to the punch...

DJ: "Let's welcome our shooting guard! Future star player! Eric Gordon!"

ESPN poisonous tongue: "I like him, Reggie..."

Miller: "Oh? It's hard to hear you compliment people..."

ESPN's venomous tongue: "Well... When you give enough opportunities, but he has no improvement at all, you give enough expectations, but you return you only disappointment. Do you like him? The defensive end is still difficult to mature, and the nonsensical defensive moves completely make us ignore his improvement of scoring +0 points per game this season..."

Ron: A not-so-talented shooter with a big heart, he will be the cornerstone of the Clippers worth looking forward to in the future... Averaged 18+ per game in his rookie season is impressive... This is a challenge for Mayo.

DJ: "Let's welcome our only All-Star hopeful with the loudest applause! Chris~~~~~~ Kaman!"

ESPN venomous tongue: "In any case, Kaman is the most gratifying player of the Clippers this season, and may even be the only gratifying player."

Ron: Shouldn't this guy get a haircut?I sweat!Real-life Texas Chainsaw Massacre!

At this time, all the lights in Staples Stadium were turned off, only a few spotlights were swinging back and forth...

All Clippers or Lakers fans are holding their breath, but if you think they're prepared to applaud the ace and save energy...you'd be wrong.

DJ: "Let's welcome..."

Fan: "Welcome ass! Get him out of LA!"

Fan: "You shouldn't be here with us, you should go to Houston, Mr. Barron...you should go to harm them!"

Lakers fans: "Why is he still here... Oh! God... I would have known that I would not have been there..."

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DJ held back the bean-big sweat on his forehead: "...Baron Davis!"

Ron: Bearded gangster! ...I haven't seen you for a few months, and I seem to have gained weight again...

In this scene, even his own fans started booing. Will the ace of that NBA team be treated like this?

ESPN’s venomous tongue will never miss such a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to complain: “Don’t say that I am ruthless to BD (referring to Baron Davis), but I really can’t stand his unscrupulous Sanshou style of play on the court. And every time he chooses a shot, he even has a kind of ‘I am the boss of the team. I have to guarantee 10 shots per game to show my status’. But that kind of dribbling cross step and retreat without a sense of space always end with iron.”

"I can only lament that old people come first with old legs. It would be better if we gave BD not the expectation of the team leader, but a chaotic hero like Nick Young, but the bearded bandit steals 2500 million+ yuan in salary from us every year. In return for his iron symphony..."

"Obviously their coaches have also reached this point. You can see that BD has become the patron saint of the drinking fountain after he hastily played every game... If you want to ask me which team's ace in the NBA is the team's unshakable substitute, I will tell you-of course it is our 'ship king' Davis!"

It's so dark that even Ron can only express his inner feelings with endless joy...

The Rockets are still Lowry's PG, and then Mayo, Trevor Ariza, Scola, and Chandler will settle down one by one.

The on-site director teacher seemed a little dissatisfied with the reaction of the fans, and frequently played the glorious record of the bearded gangster when the Warriors were black eight...

In fact, Baron Davis was once the "James" among point guards when he was young.He was originally a figure with a head and face on the street court, and the job of handling the ball was not a problem...

Then gather height and solid weight at the same time, these two sharp weapons plus natural explosive power and amazing bounce that don't conform to the body structure, frequently blow up the opponent's PG...

Of course, he is also a convulsive player, and when he feels good, he is enough to defy the sky...

Let's put it this way, he is an upgraded version of Lowry with shooting ability, and he can also play fancy assists when he is in a good mood. In that year, Hei Ba broke the league's best point guard of the Dallas Mavericks, Devin Harris, out of 10086 streets, and made the German chariot at the peak of that year swallow the shame...

It’s just that time urges people to grow old, but people don’t accept old age. If he keeps talking like an old man and going crazy like a teenager, the leaky ship will be scuttled by himself...

You can't blame him either, after all, he followed the call of the "betrayer" Brand and came to hug his thigh...

As a result, the thighs were not hugged, and a mess was picked up, who should panic?
Who still remembers the famous saying that he slapped the "loyal brother" Brand in the face when he inexplicably voted from the Golden State gangster Warriors?

"It was an honor to play with Brand..." Davis said.

"I will let the fans of the City of Angels no longer be blindly obsessed with the Zijin Lakers...I will give Kobe a little color in the city derby..." Davis also said.

When Brand left the 76ers...

"...it's okay, you and me...I'm used to the feeling of holding a team on my shoulders...yes..." Davies's face was full of golden lights. Maybe he was the first person to buy an exquisite fishing rod and prepare to enjoy the fun of fishing in advance before the number one pick, Blake Griffin, was reimbursed...

What a mess... a messy team...

This is the Clippers...

Houston Rockets back-to-back opponents after shopping for defending champion Lakers…

When will it become the Titanic?So far, it can only remind the Alliance of its terrible chaos...

In fact, with a score of 14 wins and 23 losses, the Clippers just beat the Houston Rockets with 14 wins and 24 losses, but in the eyes of discerning people, this is almost a game without any suspense...

As long as I can still maintain 50% of yesterday's fighting power...

In this game, I can watch at most 2 quarters, no more... Ron thought helplessly.

Tailwind!

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(End of this chapter)