Time travel fat businessman
Chapter 150 Ma Ma, Pig 8 Jie Has a Cell Phone
Chapter 150 Ma Ma, Zhu Bajie Has a Cell Phone
Tang Seng smiled awkwardly, looked at the small figure of the white dragon horse and shook his head helplessly, "This kid, let his senior brother spoil him, Tao Tao, don't laugh at me, by the way, you don't mind if I call you that? "
Before Tao Bao could answer, he continued: "I think since we are now in a master-student relationship, it's okay to call it a little bit more intimate. This is conducive to the flow of feelings between everyone, and is conducive to harmony. This harmony is the relationship between people and It is a wonderful atmosphere for people to get along with each other. There are many kinds of atmospheres, some are embarrassing atmospheres, some are harmonious atmospheres..."
Looking at Tang Seng who was sitting on the stone pier and began to chatter, Tao Bao patted Zhu Wuneng, who was beside him with an attentive face: "I said, can Master keep talking by himself?"
Zhu Wuneng nodded, took a sneak peek at the master who was talking to himself again, and then said in fear: "It's not bad, sometimes when one of our apprentices is caught, he can talk about it all day, it's just too scary , By the way, big sister, if Master wants to talk to you in the future, you can come to me, and I will help you share the burden."
"Thank you." Tao Bao looked at the river again, where Drifting was washing dishes, "Second Junior Brother, should we help Junior Brother Sha?"
The place where they are staying now is by a small river, and it is getting late. It is obvious that they are going to sleep here for a night. The Drifting monk should be preparing to wash the dishes for dinner, but the white-haired kid is gone, probably looking for food went.
Zhu Wuneng had no resistance in the face of the beauty, seeing Tao Bao's appearance meant that he wanted to help, so he naturally nodded in agreement.
When the two came to the river, Zhu Wuneng squatted next to Drifting and washed the dishes with him, saying that he would not let Tao Bao touch the water. Stove, and then take a lighter to light a fire.
This was often done in the barracks, and she did it very well.
When Drifting and the others came over after washing the dishes, they were pleasantly surprised to see that Tao Bao had set up the stove and fire.
"Senior sister, you are so awesome, much better than senior brother." Zhu Wuneng praised sincerely, this new senior sister is much better than the senior senior brother who only knows how to curse and fight.
Drifting also nodded in agreement.
At this time, Bai Longma, who happened to go out to beg for alms, came back and saw the two senior brothers boasting Taobao, he was so angry that he stomped his feet.
He stepped forward and said viciously to the two of them: "Speaking ill of senior senior brother behind his back, he won't let you guys eat the fast food that he brought, hmph!"
Seeing the villain walking away from him with the alms bowl, Zhu Wuneng hurriedly chased after him: "Hey, little junior brother, show me what delicious food you got."
"I won't show it to you, this is for the master, heh heh!" The villain was obviously still angry, saying nothing for Zhu Wuneng to see.
The two people came to Tang Seng noisily, and then interrupted Tang Seng's soliloquy.
Tao Bao watched from the stove, and looked at Monk Drifting puzzledly: "Is Mr. Sun and Junior Brother on good terms?"
Drifting scratched his head and said shyly, "I like senior brother, but it's not that exaggerated. Master said that he seems to be in a period of hating women. As long as he sees a woman, he will look like this."
Tao Bao nodded understandingly: "It turns out that he has entered puberty, by the way, what shall we have for dinner?"
Looking at Bai Longma's bowl of white rice, it seems that it is not enough for so many of them.
"Here" when it comes to dinner, Sha Monk is also speechless. The master likes to pretend to be aloof and will not take the money given by others. Their apprentices have to take turns to go out to beg for alms and eat as much as they can. His senior brothers do not eat. It's nothing, it's mainly to take care of the mortal body of Master.
It's just that the second senior brother is greedy and can't help it, and although this senior sister seems to have different magical powers, she seems to be a mortal.
The Drifting Monk is worried, don't even think about the bowl of rice for the junior brother, that kid has a bad temper, he must not give it to the senior sister.
Seeing the sad face of Drifting Monk, Tao Bao felt a little embarrassed, and hurriedly said: "I can solve the problem of eating by myself."
After talking, he spent five points in the system store and bought plain noodles for one of them.
Drifting saw with his own eyes five bowls of plain noodles on the side of the stove, and he couldn't help swallowing because he hadn't eaten for many days.
"Master, where did you get the plain noodles?" Drifting asked, swallowing his saliva.
Tao Bao casually said that he had bought too much before, and Drifting believed it. While lamenting the benefits of the company's receptionist, he went to see Master with plain noodles.
For these bowls of plain noodles, Tang Seng and his disciples showed their great love and enthusiasm, including the white dragon horse, all of them were not polite to Tao Bao, and they ate them as soon as they were served.
Tao Bao glanced at Tang Seng, whose mouth was full of oil after eating, and sighed in his heart, it was really a pity for such a beautiful face.
The five masters and apprentices were sitting around the fire, eating plain noodles deliciously, when suddenly there was a strange sound.
"My husband, my husband, answer my call quickly, my husband, my husband, answer my phone quickly"
Tao Baozheng was wondering where this cell phone ringtone came from, and saw the second junior brother put down the bowl and chopsticks in a hurry and took it out from his waist - a cell phone? !
"Hey, lady, what do you want from me?" Zhu Wuneng was busy eating noodles, put his mobile phone on hands-free and put it on his lap, and asked while eating noodles.
A woman's soft and waxy voice rang on the other end of the phone: "Master, have you had dinner? Are you okay, master and junior? You sent a text message earlier saying that the senior brother ran away from home. What's going on, you guys Didn't we quarrel?"
Zhu Wuneng slurped the noodles and looked up at Tao Bao with a smile: "There was no quarrel. The senior brother found a senior sister to replace him. We are eating noodles now. It tastes great. I will never marry you again in the future." You’ll be angry with that monkey, so don’t worry, madam.”
"Master?" A woman's doubtful voice came from the other end of the phone.
Zhu Wuneng drank the noodle soup in one gulp, and then said: "Yes, senior sister, from the company that wants to have something, didn't the senior brother say that he didn't want to do it at noon, so he found someone to replace him, senior sister People are great, of course, hello without a lady."
"Damn it, you're so glib, can you let me have a word with Eldest Sister?" asked the female voice on the other end of the phone.
"Okay, Cuilan, I'm using the speakerphone, and the elder sister is right next to me, you can ask." Zhu Wuneng replied.
Hearing that Gao Cuilan was about to talk to him, Tao Bao was inexplicably a little nervous. Hearing the sweet voice of senior sister on the other end of the phone, he immediately responded: "Hey, I'm listening. Second junior brother-in-law, please tell me."
"Elder Sister, you don't know how happy I am that you can replace Elder Brother. The big men of them don't know how to live. I'm so worried. It's all right now. I'm relieved when you come. In the future, Master and Brother I will leave them to you, Senior Sister, especially my husband, Senior Sister, you have to help me keep an eye on him, if he dares to mess around, Senior Sister, you have to make the decision for me."
Hearing what the lady said, Zhu Wuneng subconsciously wanted to refute, but found himself speechless.
Tao Bao naturally promised repeatedly that he would take good care of his second junior brother, so Gao Cuilan on the other end hung up the phone in peace.
Before going to bed, looking at the four men lying across from him, Tao Bao inexplicably felt a heavy responsibility and a long way to go.
This is the collapsed world of Journey to the West, Tang Seng is a beautiful talker, Zhu Bajie is a philandering radish with a wife, Drifting is a shy aristocrat who kills Matt, Bai Longma is the most subversive, and he is actually a bear who commits a second crime in adolescence child.
By the way, there are actually mobile phones here. How broken is this?
If she wanted to pretend to be normal, she couldn't pretend, God, help me, just let a lightning strike her to death!
"Xiao Ai, I'm seriously asking you a question, please answer me seriously, okay?"
"Ok."
"Can you tell me how many receptionists have come to this place?"
"Well, well, it's only one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight."
Tao Baozu, the book is over!
(haha, just kidding, to be continued)
Thanks to Tian Genqing and Tang Xun for their rewards~
(End of this chapter)
Tang Seng smiled awkwardly, looked at the small figure of the white dragon horse and shook his head helplessly, "This kid, let his senior brother spoil him, Tao Tao, don't laugh at me, by the way, you don't mind if I call you that? "
Before Tao Bao could answer, he continued: "I think since we are now in a master-student relationship, it's okay to call it a little bit more intimate. This is conducive to the flow of feelings between everyone, and is conducive to harmony. This harmony is the relationship between people and It is a wonderful atmosphere for people to get along with each other. There are many kinds of atmospheres, some are embarrassing atmospheres, some are harmonious atmospheres..."
Looking at Tang Seng who was sitting on the stone pier and began to chatter, Tao Bao patted Zhu Wuneng, who was beside him with an attentive face: "I said, can Master keep talking by himself?"
Zhu Wuneng nodded, took a sneak peek at the master who was talking to himself again, and then said in fear: "It's not bad, sometimes when one of our apprentices is caught, he can talk about it all day, it's just too scary , By the way, big sister, if Master wants to talk to you in the future, you can come to me, and I will help you share the burden."
"Thank you." Tao Bao looked at the river again, where Drifting was washing dishes, "Second Junior Brother, should we help Junior Brother Sha?"
The place where they are staying now is by a small river, and it is getting late. It is obvious that they are going to sleep here for a night. The Drifting monk should be preparing to wash the dishes for dinner, but the white-haired kid is gone, probably looking for food went.
Zhu Wuneng had no resistance in the face of the beauty, seeing Tao Bao's appearance meant that he wanted to help, so he naturally nodded in agreement.
When the two came to the river, Zhu Wuneng squatted next to Drifting and washed the dishes with him, saying that he would not let Tao Bao touch the water. Stove, and then take a lighter to light a fire.
This was often done in the barracks, and she did it very well.
When Drifting and the others came over after washing the dishes, they were pleasantly surprised to see that Tao Bao had set up the stove and fire.
"Senior sister, you are so awesome, much better than senior brother." Zhu Wuneng praised sincerely, this new senior sister is much better than the senior senior brother who only knows how to curse and fight.
Drifting also nodded in agreement.
At this time, Bai Longma, who happened to go out to beg for alms, came back and saw the two senior brothers boasting Taobao, he was so angry that he stomped his feet.
He stepped forward and said viciously to the two of them: "Speaking ill of senior senior brother behind his back, he won't let you guys eat the fast food that he brought, hmph!"
Seeing the villain walking away from him with the alms bowl, Zhu Wuneng hurriedly chased after him: "Hey, little junior brother, show me what delicious food you got."
"I won't show it to you, this is for the master, heh heh!" The villain was obviously still angry, saying nothing for Zhu Wuneng to see.
The two people came to Tang Seng noisily, and then interrupted Tang Seng's soliloquy.
Tao Bao watched from the stove, and looked at Monk Drifting puzzledly: "Is Mr. Sun and Junior Brother on good terms?"
Drifting scratched his head and said shyly, "I like senior brother, but it's not that exaggerated. Master said that he seems to be in a period of hating women. As long as he sees a woman, he will look like this."
Tao Bao nodded understandingly: "It turns out that he has entered puberty, by the way, what shall we have for dinner?"
Looking at Bai Longma's bowl of white rice, it seems that it is not enough for so many of them.
"Here" when it comes to dinner, Sha Monk is also speechless. The master likes to pretend to be aloof and will not take the money given by others. Their apprentices have to take turns to go out to beg for alms and eat as much as they can. His senior brothers do not eat. It's nothing, it's mainly to take care of the mortal body of Master.
It's just that the second senior brother is greedy and can't help it, and although this senior sister seems to have different magical powers, she seems to be a mortal.
The Drifting Monk is worried, don't even think about the bowl of rice for the junior brother, that kid has a bad temper, he must not give it to the senior sister.
Seeing the sad face of Drifting Monk, Tao Bao felt a little embarrassed, and hurriedly said: "I can solve the problem of eating by myself."
After talking, he spent five points in the system store and bought plain noodles for one of them.
Drifting saw with his own eyes five bowls of plain noodles on the side of the stove, and he couldn't help swallowing because he hadn't eaten for many days.
"Master, where did you get the plain noodles?" Drifting asked, swallowing his saliva.
Tao Bao casually said that he had bought too much before, and Drifting believed it. While lamenting the benefits of the company's receptionist, he went to see Master with plain noodles.
For these bowls of plain noodles, Tang Seng and his disciples showed their great love and enthusiasm, including the white dragon horse, all of them were not polite to Tao Bao, and they ate them as soon as they were served.
Tao Bao glanced at Tang Seng, whose mouth was full of oil after eating, and sighed in his heart, it was really a pity for such a beautiful face.
The five masters and apprentices were sitting around the fire, eating plain noodles deliciously, when suddenly there was a strange sound.
"My husband, my husband, answer my call quickly, my husband, my husband, answer my phone quickly"
Tao Baozheng was wondering where this cell phone ringtone came from, and saw the second junior brother put down the bowl and chopsticks in a hurry and took it out from his waist - a cell phone? !
"Hey, lady, what do you want from me?" Zhu Wuneng was busy eating noodles, put his mobile phone on hands-free and put it on his lap, and asked while eating noodles.
A woman's soft and waxy voice rang on the other end of the phone: "Master, have you had dinner? Are you okay, master and junior? You sent a text message earlier saying that the senior brother ran away from home. What's going on, you guys Didn't we quarrel?"
Zhu Wuneng slurped the noodles and looked up at Tao Bao with a smile: "There was no quarrel. The senior brother found a senior sister to replace him. We are eating noodles now. It tastes great. I will never marry you again in the future." You’ll be angry with that monkey, so don’t worry, madam.”
"Master?" A woman's doubtful voice came from the other end of the phone.
Zhu Wuneng drank the noodle soup in one gulp, and then said: "Yes, senior sister, from the company that wants to have something, didn't the senior brother say that he didn't want to do it at noon, so he found someone to replace him, senior sister People are great, of course, hello without a lady."
"Damn it, you're so glib, can you let me have a word with Eldest Sister?" asked the female voice on the other end of the phone.
"Okay, Cuilan, I'm using the speakerphone, and the elder sister is right next to me, you can ask." Zhu Wuneng replied.
Hearing that Gao Cuilan was about to talk to him, Tao Bao was inexplicably a little nervous. Hearing the sweet voice of senior sister on the other end of the phone, he immediately responded: "Hey, I'm listening. Second junior brother-in-law, please tell me."
"Elder Sister, you don't know how happy I am that you can replace Elder Brother. The big men of them don't know how to live. I'm so worried. It's all right now. I'm relieved when you come. In the future, Master and Brother I will leave them to you, Senior Sister, especially my husband, Senior Sister, you have to help me keep an eye on him, if he dares to mess around, Senior Sister, you have to make the decision for me."
Hearing what the lady said, Zhu Wuneng subconsciously wanted to refute, but found himself speechless.
Tao Bao naturally promised repeatedly that he would take good care of his second junior brother, so Gao Cuilan on the other end hung up the phone in peace.
Before going to bed, looking at the four men lying across from him, Tao Bao inexplicably felt a heavy responsibility and a long way to go.
This is the collapsed world of Journey to the West, Tang Seng is a beautiful talker, Zhu Bajie is a philandering radish with a wife, Drifting is a shy aristocrat who kills Matt, Bai Longma is the most subversive, and he is actually a bear who commits a second crime in adolescence child.
By the way, there are actually mobile phones here. How broken is this?
If she wanted to pretend to be normal, she couldn't pretend, God, help me, just let a lightning strike her to death!
"Xiao Ai, I'm seriously asking you a question, please answer me seriously, okay?"
"Ok."
"Can you tell me how many receptionists have come to this place?"
"Well, well, it's only one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight."
Tao Baozu, the book is over!
(haha, just kidding, to be continued)
Thanks to Tian Genqing and Tang Xun for their rewards~
(End of this chapter)
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