Time travel fat businessman
Chapter 167
Chapter 167
As the journey to the west continued, Hong Hai'er had completely depended on Tao Bao, and followed her to the west with Tang Seng, without complaining at all.
Gradually, Tao Bao discovered a very important problem. Hong Haier had been with her for almost two months, but the Bull Demon King and his wife never called her.
But she didn't ask, every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite, and it's better to take care of other people's family affairs, anyway, Honghaier is quite obedient now.
Tao Bao didn't know, just as she thought so, Red Boy slapped her face again.
"No, I insist on drinking, what can you do to me!" Hong Boy angrily glared at the white dragon horse blocking him, and insisted on drinking the water from the river no matter what.
Bai Longma is also a kind-hearted child. Although Tao Bao's nose and eyes are not the same on weekdays, he has not forgotten Tao Bao's confession that he can't drink raw water. precious.
Now all six of them are on a wooden boat rented by Tao Bao. She was too lazy to walk on the journey from upstream to downstream, so she bought a boat and walked by water.
Tang Seng has always been a peacemaker, and the two children have been fighting each other for not a day or two.At first he was interested in persuading him, but now he can calm down when the two young men quarrel and fight all day long, and he doesn't even want to do peacemaking.
Sha Seng was rowing a boat and had nothing to do with it, while Zhu Wuneng was dozing off on the edge of the boat. Tao Bao was the only one who had more free time taking pictures, and Bai Longma was looking for someone else if he didn't look for her.
"Senior Sister, Red Boy wants to drink cold water, please take care of him!" Bai Longma glanced at Tao Bao awkwardly, then ran back to hold Red Boy in his arms, and grabbed the bowl from his hand to prevent him from succeeding.
"Let go, or don't blame me for being rude!" Hong Haier glared at the white dragon horse angrily. He was very thirsty, so he just wanted to drink some water.
Tao Bao put away Wukong's cell phone, sighed helplessly, stepped forward to pull the two children away, and brought Honghaier to him.
"Didn't you just boil a large pot of water yesterday and drink it all?" Tao Bao asked Bai Longma with a frown.
Bai Longma glanced at Zhu Wuneng, who was soundly asleep, "Second senior brother finished drinking."
Honghai'er was very thirsty, and she happened to be in the river now. It was strange that she could hold back. Seeing that Tao Bao had no good ideas for a long time, he broke away from her hand and leaned toward the side of the boat. Tao Bao was really shocked.
I hurried forward, and when I saw it, I almost burst into tears from laughter.
It turned out that Hong Hai'er had short hands, and after fluttering around with the bowl for a long time, he couldn't even get enough water, so he was very angry.
"hateful!"
As soon as he threw the bowl, he raised his hand and cast a spell. Seeing that the water was about to flow into his mouth, he was looking forward to it, but someone suddenly pulled it away.
"Don't drink!" Tao Bao waved his hand, and the water jet turned into spray and fell into the water again.
Now Honghaier was so angry that his nose was smoking, and he was spouting sparks, seeing that it was Tao Bao who stopped him, so he endured it, and stared at Tao Bao with big eyes angrily.
"I'm thirsty!" Red Boy roared.
Tao Bao directly bought a bottle of mineral water in the system store and handed it to him. After he drank enough and the sparks in his nose subsided, he pointed to a few women who were washing clothes on the bank and said, "Look, there are Nothing felt wrong."
Hong Hai'er looked up and saw a few aunties looking at him and others, and said blankly: "There's nothing wrong."
Tang Seng also looked over curiously, but found something different. He didn't know if it was his own illusion. Why did he feel that the eyes of those women were a little too enthusiastic?
"Tao Tao, has your teacher's beauty become a little more handsome recently?" It's not that Tang Seng is narcissistic, he just described his beauty in a prosperous age in a very plain tone.
Tao Bao shook his head and looked at the increasing number of women on the shore. He always felt that he had missed something. He was so lost in thought that he did not notice the movements of Zhu Wuneng who woke up.
It's strange, why are they all women, not even a little boy? Although the Master's appearance is indeed extraordinary, women in this ancient time are very shy. The normal reaction when seeing the Master is to bow their heads in shyness. Such a blatant dance. What are you doing in the flirtatious position?
"Oh my god, it's a man, it's a man, look at it, sisters!"
A woman screamed in surprise, threw down her starched clothes and waved to Tang Monk: "Hey, Master, you are so handsome~"
The other women had already seen Tang Seng and others. Now that the river was getting narrower, they could all see clearly the people on the boat. They saw several men. Some were too shy to look at them, and some folded the silk flowers on their heads and went to the boat. Throw it over.
"Yeah, he's looking at me. He's so handsome. Looking at his shy look makes me so happy~"
"Yeah, she really is handsome." The women on the bank of the river smiled coquettishly, with terrifying enthusiasm.
Tao Bao took off the red silk flowers from his face, looked at the crazy women on the shore speechlessly, and hurriedly pushed Tang Monk to hide in Wupeng.
Tang Seng patted the flowers on his body and looked confused: "Taotao, what's going on? Why are there all women outside?"
Hearing the enthusiastic laughter outside and the yelling of the saleswoman, Tao Bao was faintly excited, looking at Tang Seng with a smile on his face and saying:
"Master, we should have arrived in the country of daughters. Your spring is coming soon. Are you looking forward to it?"
"What nonsense are you talking about? Be more serious!" Tang Monk scolded softly, but Tao Bao didn't listen at all. He realized that he was in the daughter's country, and happily left the wupeng and went to the bow of the boat to watch the fun.
"Young master, come up to play, the flowers that my servant gave you, do they look good?"
A pretty girl of seventeen or eighteen years old casually folded a flower beside her and threw it towards Zhu Wuneng. Her provocative eyes looked very seductive.
Zhu Wuneng threw away the wooden bowl in his hand, caught the flower and hung it by his ear, and replied with a smile: "It's beautiful, it's as beautiful as you, girl, come in a while, come in a while, hahaha..."
"Then, where is the young master looking at the slave's house?" Another delicate little beauty covered her mouth and asked with a smile.
Zhu Wuneng was about to do tricks, when he caught sight of Tao Bao coming from the corner of his eye, he quickly patted the flowers beside his ears, and replied solemnly: "My family has already married a virtuous and beautiful lady, little sister, although you are pretty, you are not as good-looking as my wife. one-third."
The little beauty was not angry when she heard this, but enviously said: "Then your wife is really lucky, to have such a husband who dotes on her is really enviable."
"So-so." Zhu Wuneng nodded with a flattering smile, waving his hands repeatedly to pretend to be modest.
The red boy just thought it was fun, picked up the flowers on the boat and threw them on the white dragon horse, imitating the appearance of those women, and coyly said: "Ah, what a handsome son, hahahaha, bah bah bah, it should be an ugly white horse, hey hey"
"Who are you talking about being ugly? See if I won't beat you!" Bai Longma picked up a few flowers and threw them at Hong Boy, but Hong Boy didn't get angry, and the two, who didn't know about men and women, started arguing by themselves.
The boat slowly rowed into the city, going to and from the shore and bridges. They were all looking at strange women. Sha Monk made him blush and neck thick with laughter even as he rowed the boat. Tao Bao watched with great joy.
Just as he was thinking of telling his juniors not to drink the water in the river, before he could say anything, he heard Zhu Wuneng's loud cry.
"Big sister, help me, my stomach is bulging, am I going to die!"
When he yelled, the women on the bank burst into laughter, pointing at Zhu Wuneng's growing belly, they bent over with laughter.
"Hey, little man, you drank the water from our mother-child river. If you drink this water, you will have a baby. A man will give birth to a baby. It's really ridiculous."
"Ha ha ha ha."
Hearing the laughter of the women on the shore, Hong Haier's movements froze, seeing Zhu Wuneng's terribly big belly, he was afraid for a while.
Fortunately, my king didn't drink the river water, otherwise wouldn't he be laughed to death by these aunts?
(End of this chapter)
As the journey to the west continued, Hong Hai'er had completely depended on Tao Bao, and followed her to the west with Tang Seng, without complaining at all.
Gradually, Tao Bao discovered a very important problem. Hong Haier had been with her for almost two months, but the Bull Demon King and his wife never called her.
But she didn't ask, every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite, and it's better to take care of other people's family affairs, anyway, Honghaier is quite obedient now.
Tao Bao didn't know, just as she thought so, Red Boy slapped her face again.
"No, I insist on drinking, what can you do to me!" Hong Boy angrily glared at the white dragon horse blocking him, and insisted on drinking the water from the river no matter what.
Bai Longma is also a kind-hearted child. Although Tao Bao's nose and eyes are not the same on weekdays, he has not forgotten Tao Bao's confession that he can't drink raw water. precious.
Now all six of them are on a wooden boat rented by Tao Bao. She was too lazy to walk on the journey from upstream to downstream, so she bought a boat and walked by water.
Tang Seng has always been a peacemaker, and the two children have been fighting each other for not a day or two.At first he was interested in persuading him, but now he can calm down when the two young men quarrel and fight all day long, and he doesn't even want to do peacemaking.
Sha Seng was rowing a boat and had nothing to do with it, while Zhu Wuneng was dozing off on the edge of the boat. Tao Bao was the only one who had more free time taking pictures, and Bai Longma was looking for someone else if he didn't look for her.
"Senior Sister, Red Boy wants to drink cold water, please take care of him!" Bai Longma glanced at Tao Bao awkwardly, then ran back to hold Red Boy in his arms, and grabbed the bowl from his hand to prevent him from succeeding.
"Let go, or don't blame me for being rude!" Hong Haier glared at the white dragon horse angrily. He was very thirsty, so he just wanted to drink some water.
Tao Bao put away Wukong's cell phone, sighed helplessly, stepped forward to pull the two children away, and brought Honghaier to him.
"Didn't you just boil a large pot of water yesterday and drink it all?" Tao Bao asked Bai Longma with a frown.
Bai Longma glanced at Zhu Wuneng, who was soundly asleep, "Second senior brother finished drinking."
Honghai'er was very thirsty, and she happened to be in the river now. It was strange that she could hold back. Seeing that Tao Bao had no good ideas for a long time, he broke away from her hand and leaned toward the side of the boat. Tao Bao was really shocked.
I hurried forward, and when I saw it, I almost burst into tears from laughter.
It turned out that Hong Hai'er had short hands, and after fluttering around with the bowl for a long time, he couldn't even get enough water, so he was very angry.
"hateful!"
As soon as he threw the bowl, he raised his hand and cast a spell. Seeing that the water was about to flow into his mouth, he was looking forward to it, but someone suddenly pulled it away.
"Don't drink!" Tao Bao waved his hand, and the water jet turned into spray and fell into the water again.
Now Honghaier was so angry that his nose was smoking, and he was spouting sparks, seeing that it was Tao Bao who stopped him, so he endured it, and stared at Tao Bao with big eyes angrily.
"I'm thirsty!" Red Boy roared.
Tao Bao directly bought a bottle of mineral water in the system store and handed it to him. After he drank enough and the sparks in his nose subsided, he pointed to a few women who were washing clothes on the bank and said, "Look, there are Nothing felt wrong."
Hong Hai'er looked up and saw a few aunties looking at him and others, and said blankly: "There's nothing wrong."
Tang Seng also looked over curiously, but found something different. He didn't know if it was his own illusion. Why did he feel that the eyes of those women were a little too enthusiastic?
"Tao Tao, has your teacher's beauty become a little more handsome recently?" It's not that Tang Seng is narcissistic, he just described his beauty in a prosperous age in a very plain tone.
Tao Bao shook his head and looked at the increasing number of women on the shore. He always felt that he had missed something. He was so lost in thought that he did not notice the movements of Zhu Wuneng who woke up.
It's strange, why are they all women, not even a little boy? Although the Master's appearance is indeed extraordinary, women in this ancient time are very shy. The normal reaction when seeing the Master is to bow their heads in shyness. Such a blatant dance. What are you doing in the flirtatious position?
"Oh my god, it's a man, it's a man, look at it, sisters!"
A woman screamed in surprise, threw down her starched clothes and waved to Tang Monk: "Hey, Master, you are so handsome~"
The other women had already seen Tang Seng and others. Now that the river was getting narrower, they could all see clearly the people on the boat. They saw several men. Some were too shy to look at them, and some folded the silk flowers on their heads and went to the boat. Throw it over.
"Yeah, he's looking at me. He's so handsome. Looking at his shy look makes me so happy~"
"Yeah, she really is handsome." The women on the bank of the river smiled coquettishly, with terrifying enthusiasm.
Tao Bao took off the red silk flowers from his face, looked at the crazy women on the shore speechlessly, and hurriedly pushed Tang Monk to hide in Wupeng.
Tang Seng patted the flowers on his body and looked confused: "Taotao, what's going on? Why are there all women outside?"
Hearing the enthusiastic laughter outside and the yelling of the saleswoman, Tao Bao was faintly excited, looking at Tang Seng with a smile on his face and saying:
"Master, we should have arrived in the country of daughters. Your spring is coming soon. Are you looking forward to it?"
"What nonsense are you talking about? Be more serious!" Tang Monk scolded softly, but Tao Bao didn't listen at all. He realized that he was in the daughter's country, and happily left the wupeng and went to the bow of the boat to watch the fun.
"Young master, come up to play, the flowers that my servant gave you, do they look good?"
A pretty girl of seventeen or eighteen years old casually folded a flower beside her and threw it towards Zhu Wuneng. Her provocative eyes looked very seductive.
Zhu Wuneng threw away the wooden bowl in his hand, caught the flower and hung it by his ear, and replied with a smile: "It's beautiful, it's as beautiful as you, girl, come in a while, come in a while, hahaha..."
"Then, where is the young master looking at the slave's house?" Another delicate little beauty covered her mouth and asked with a smile.
Zhu Wuneng was about to do tricks, when he caught sight of Tao Bao coming from the corner of his eye, he quickly patted the flowers beside his ears, and replied solemnly: "My family has already married a virtuous and beautiful lady, little sister, although you are pretty, you are not as good-looking as my wife. one-third."
The little beauty was not angry when she heard this, but enviously said: "Then your wife is really lucky, to have such a husband who dotes on her is really enviable."
"So-so." Zhu Wuneng nodded with a flattering smile, waving his hands repeatedly to pretend to be modest.
The red boy just thought it was fun, picked up the flowers on the boat and threw them on the white dragon horse, imitating the appearance of those women, and coyly said: "Ah, what a handsome son, hahahaha, bah bah bah, it should be an ugly white horse, hey hey"
"Who are you talking about being ugly? See if I won't beat you!" Bai Longma picked up a few flowers and threw them at Hong Boy, but Hong Boy didn't get angry, and the two, who didn't know about men and women, started arguing by themselves.
The boat slowly rowed into the city, going to and from the shore and bridges. They were all looking at strange women. Sha Monk made him blush and neck thick with laughter even as he rowed the boat. Tao Bao watched with great joy.
Just as he was thinking of telling his juniors not to drink the water in the river, before he could say anything, he heard Zhu Wuneng's loud cry.
"Big sister, help me, my stomach is bulging, am I going to die!"
When he yelled, the women on the bank burst into laughter, pointing at Zhu Wuneng's growing belly, they bent over with laughter.
"Hey, little man, you drank the water from our mother-child river. If you drink this water, you will have a baby. A man will give birth to a baby. It's really ridiculous."
"Ha ha ha ha."
Hearing the laughter of the women on the shore, Hong Haier's movements froze, seeing Zhu Wuneng's terribly big belly, he was afraid for a while.
Fortunately, my king didn't drink the river water, otherwise wouldn't he be laughed to death by these aunts?
(End of this chapter)
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