Fast Traveling Plane Mall
Chapter 1053 81 Disasters (23)
Chapter 1053 81 Disasters (23)
Jiang Xun didn't pay attention to this, even if he said this, the old turtle might not necessarily listen to her, maybe he would blame her for picking apart things.
After several people crossed the Tongtian River, the monkey suddenly asked Guanyin what plans he had next.
Jiang Xun was startled~
For Mao~
She wants to follow the original plot for Mao, what the hell.
Jiang Xun didn't go back to the monkey, but when they passed by Jindou Mountain, he directly burned the king of the one-horned Si in Jindou Cave, Qingniujing, to death.
This green ox spirit is the mount under the seat of the Taishang Laojun. It took a lot of effort to cripple the monkey, but now it was turned into a roasted cow by Jiang Xun.
By the time Taishang Laojun noticed it, it was too late, his green cattle had already been eaten by Jiang Xun and others, and even the bones were thrown into the river to feed the fish.
Taishang Laojun: "..."
Can't beat it.
Taishang Laojun took Qingniu's soul in a desperate manner, and found Guanyin when he went to heaven.
His green bull had served him well as a mount in heaven, but if Guanyin hadn't come to ask for it, how could it have been next year?
Now he was roasted and eaten, and some time ago, he tricked his two boys into the next job, which caused him to lose a lot of good things.
Now that one incident is not settled, another incident arises again, Taishang Laojun feels that he will be pissed to death sooner or later.
What's the matter, he is a Taoist, and he helps them calculate what Taoism is for them.
Qingniu died, Taishang Laojun had no way to find Jiang Xun, so he could only come to Guanyin to settle accounts.
Guanyin's face was gloomy, and he could only bleed profusely in the end, helping Qingniu Jing to make a body.
Even so, Taishang Laojun didn't see how good-looking his face was, so he just said in secret, don't worry about Buddhism in the future.
……
The matter of Qingniujing was resolved cleanly, but before Guanyin thought of the next countermeasure, he was called by the Buddha, and something happened to the monk...
*
The monk is the reincarnation of the golden cicada under the Tathagata seat. He will be a good person in the tenth life, and even a trace of Yuanyang in the tenth life will be vented.
But well~
Hey.
Jiang Xun and Houzi looked at each other, and they both saw evil in each other's eyes.
The edges and corners that have been worn away for 500 years at the foot of Monkey Wuzhi Mountain seem to be back.
A group of people entered the daughter country of Xiliang.
The daughter's kingdom is full of women and there is not a single man.
So the arrival of Monkey and his party has brought some shocks to the people of Daughter Country.
Jiang Xun told Monkey Red Boy and the others about the problem with the water in the river in advance, and when they learned what kind of problem the water would cause, they all suppressed their laughter and said nothing.
Watching the monks and the others come to the spring, the thirsty monk and the pig saw that the spring water in the river was clear, so they filled their bowls with water and drank it.
Immediately, the two of them suddenly began to suffer from abdominal pain, and their stomachs swelled up rapidly, like a woman about to give birth.
The faces of the two of them turned pale with fright, and the water demon was frightened at the side, looking at this and then at that, Jiang Xun seemed to not see it leisurely.
In the end, the water demon met an old woman and learned that what the monk and the pig drank was the spring water of Zimu River. Once they drank it, they would give birth in three days. Only by going to the Poer Cave in Jieyang Mountain to drink the abortion spring Abortion.
However, there was no one to help him at this moment, and the monk simply ignored his answers.
But after Jiang Xun whispered in his ear for a while, he handed him another thing, and the monkey's eyes suddenly lit up.
Immediately after putting away the things, he ran to the monk to ask his health.
The monk did not react for a while, and then asked the monkey to find the abortion spring.
"Monk, why are you so cruel? The child in your stomach has already taken shape. If you kill like this, aren't you afraid that the Buddha will blame you!"
Jiang Xun scolded the monk, and the monk's face turned red, as if he was embarrassed to see others, but the pig didn't feel anything, and just touched its belly uncomfortably.
"Master, just wait, this disciple will go find the abortion spring for you."
After the monkey finished speaking, he turned and left.
Jiang Xun told Hong Boy to follow quickly.
The person guarding the abortion spring is the Bull Demon King's brother and Red Boy's uncle. He must give Red Boy some face no matter what.
After the monkey left, Jiang Xun was also generous and invited everyone to the best inn with a smile.
But the monk Amitabha didn't want to go to the first-class guest room. Jiang Xun raised his eyebrows and was about to ask the store to arrange a stable for him. The monk's face darkened.
In addition, the monk was pregnant at the moment, with a big belly, and was ashamed to see people, so he finally had to live in the superior room arranged by Jiang Xun.
Perhaps because of pregnancy, the monk became picky about food.
Jiang Xun still smiled and asked the store to serve a variety of exquisite vegetarian dishes, a monk's appetite building.
As for the pig, because the weather was getting hotter and hotter, he ate countless fruits and wasted them while eating.
Jiang Xun paid for the whole process.
Because the red boy was there, the monkey came back the next day. The monk and the pig's eyes lit up when they saw the abortion spring in the monkey's hand.
"Hey, my old grandson has already taken the abortion fountain, you drink it first."
The monkey threw the abortion spring to the pig. The pig yelled and obviously didn't want to drink it first, so Jiang Xun sneered and said, "You don't want to drink it? Maybe you still want your master to give you a try."
When the pig heard this, it could only bite the bullet and drink it.
"Aunt Bai, I got this back from my uncle. My uncle didn't pay any attention to that monkey at all."
Hong Haier ran over to ask for credit, Jiang Xun patted his head and smiled kindly.
"you are great."
"of course……"
Hong Hai'er was very proud, raised his head, as if begging for praise.
It made Jiang Xun inexplicably think of a dog that he occasionally raised~
emmm~
It turned out that after the monk and the pig drank the water from the fetus spring, the swelling disappeared in a short while, and the fetus in the belly turned into a bloody mass and fell down.
But this time, after the pig drank the spring water, it howled in pain for a long time before it dropped a piece of bloody flesh. The frightened monk turned pale, trembling, and dared not pick up the fetal spring.
The pig had no strength at all now, as if it had been drained of energy, it collapsed limply on the ground, its body still twitching.
"This, how could this be..."
How could it be so painful.
The monk was a little hesitant, and he hadn't got the fetal spring at hand for a long time.
"Master, look, this is the fetus left behind by the second junior brother. It's a pity that it has been formed but was killed alive."
The monkey brought the bloody piece of meat that fell from the pig to the monk's eyes. The monk was so frightened that he backed away, not even daring to look at it.
"Monk, saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. If you don't, give birth to this child."
Jiang Xun said jokingly.
Monk: "..."
I do not!
The monk finally took a deep breath, picked up the abortion spring and drank it in one gulp.
Then Jiang Xun saw that the monk was in pain for most of the day, tossing and tossing until midnight, and the child stayed in his stomach perfectly.
The next day, the monk found the monkey with a frightened face.
why!
His belly is still so big!
He could still feel something moving in his stomach! ! !
(End of this chapter)
Jiang Xun didn't pay attention to this, even if he said this, the old turtle might not necessarily listen to her, maybe he would blame her for picking apart things.
After several people crossed the Tongtian River, the monkey suddenly asked Guanyin what plans he had next.
Jiang Xun was startled~
For Mao~
She wants to follow the original plot for Mao, what the hell.
Jiang Xun didn't go back to the monkey, but when they passed by Jindou Mountain, he directly burned the king of the one-horned Si in Jindou Cave, Qingniujing, to death.
This green ox spirit is the mount under the seat of the Taishang Laojun. It took a lot of effort to cripple the monkey, but now it was turned into a roasted cow by Jiang Xun.
By the time Taishang Laojun noticed it, it was too late, his green cattle had already been eaten by Jiang Xun and others, and even the bones were thrown into the river to feed the fish.
Taishang Laojun: "..."
Can't beat it.
Taishang Laojun took Qingniu's soul in a desperate manner, and found Guanyin when he went to heaven.
His green bull had served him well as a mount in heaven, but if Guanyin hadn't come to ask for it, how could it have been next year?
Now he was roasted and eaten, and some time ago, he tricked his two boys into the next job, which caused him to lose a lot of good things.
Now that one incident is not settled, another incident arises again, Taishang Laojun feels that he will be pissed to death sooner or later.
What's the matter, he is a Taoist, and he helps them calculate what Taoism is for them.
Qingniu died, Taishang Laojun had no way to find Jiang Xun, so he could only come to Guanyin to settle accounts.
Guanyin's face was gloomy, and he could only bleed profusely in the end, helping Qingniu Jing to make a body.
Even so, Taishang Laojun didn't see how good-looking his face was, so he just said in secret, don't worry about Buddhism in the future.
……
The matter of Qingniujing was resolved cleanly, but before Guanyin thought of the next countermeasure, he was called by the Buddha, and something happened to the monk...
*
The monk is the reincarnation of the golden cicada under the Tathagata seat. He will be a good person in the tenth life, and even a trace of Yuanyang in the tenth life will be vented.
But well~
Hey.
Jiang Xun and Houzi looked at each other, and they both saw evil in each other's eyes.
The edges and corners that have been worn away for 500 years at the foot of Monkey Wuzhi Mountain seem to be back.
A group of people entered the daughter country of Xiliang.
The daughter's kingdom is full of women and there is not a single man.
So the arrival of Monkey and his party has brought some shocks to the people of Daughter Country.
Jiang Xun told Monkey Red Boy and the others about the problem with the water in the river in advance, and when they learned what kind of problem the water would cause, they all suppressed their laughter and said nothing.
Watching the monks and the others come to the spring, the thirsty monk and the pig saw that the spring water in the river was clear, so they filled their bowls with water and drank it.
Immediately, the two of them suddenly began to suffer from abdominal pain, and their stomachs swelled up rapidly, like a woman about to give birth.
The faces of the two of them turned pale with fright, and the water demon was frightened at the side, looking at this and then at that, Jiang Xun seemed to not see it leisurely.
In the end, the water demon met an old woman and learned that what the monk and the pig drank was the spring water of Zimu River. Once they drank it, they would give birth in three days. Only by going to the Poer Cave in Jieyang Mountain to drink the abortion spring Abortion.
However, there was no one to help him at this moment, and the monk simply ignored his answers.
But after Jiang Xun whispered in his ear for a while, he handed him another thing, and the monkey's eyes suddenly lit up.
Immediately after putting away the things, he ran to the monk to ask his health.
The monk did not react for a while, and then asked the monkey to find the abortion spring.
"Monk, why are you so cruel? The child in your stomach has already taken shape. If you kill like this, aren't you afraid that the Buddha will blame you!"
Jiang Xun scolded the monk, and the monk's face turned red, as if he was embarrassed to see others, but the pig didn't feel anything, and just touched its belly uncomfortably.
"Master, just wait, this disciple will go find the abortion spring for you."
After the monkey finished speaking, he turned and left.
Jiang Xun told Hong Boy to follow quickly.
The person guarding the abortion spring is the Bull Demon King's brother and Red Boy's uncle. He must give Red Boy some face no matter what.
After the monkey left, Jiang Xun was also generous and invited everyone to the best inn with a smile.
But the monk Amitabha didn't want to go to the first-class guest room. Jiang Xun raised his eyebrows and was about to ask the store to arrange a stable for him. The monk's face darkened.
In addition, the monk was pregnant at the moment, with a big belly, and was ashamed to see people, so he finally had to live in the superior room arranged by Jiang Xun.
Perhaps because of pregnancy, the monk became picky about food.
Jiang Xun still smiled and asked the store to serve a variety of exquisite vegetarian dishes, a monk's appetite building.
As for the pig, because the weather was getting hotter and hotter, he ate countless fruits and wasted them while eating.
Jiang Xun paid for the whole process.
Because the red boy was there, the monkey came back the next day. The monk and the pig's eyes lit up when they saw the abortion spring in the monkey's hand.
"Hey, my old grandson has already taken the abortion fountain, you drink it first."
The monkey threw the abortion spring to the pig. The pig yelled and obviously didn't want to drink it first, so Jiang Xun sneered and said, "You don't want to drink it? Maybe you still want your master to give you a try."
When the pig heard this, it could only bite the bullet and drink it.
"Aunt Bai, I got this back from my uncle. My uncle didn't pay any attention to that monkey at all."
Hong Haier ran over to ask for credit, Jiang Xun patted his head and smiled kindly.
"you are great."
"of course……"
Hong Hai'er was very proud, raised his head, as if begging for praise.
It made Jiang Xun inexplicably think of a dog that he occasionally raised~
emmm~
It turned out that after the monk and the pig drank the water from the fetus spring, the swelling disappeared in a short while, and the fetus in the belly turned into a bloody mass and fell down.
But this time, after the pig drank the spring water, it howled in pain for a long time before it dropped a piece of bloody flesh. The frightened monk turned pale, trembling, and dared not pick up the fetal spring.
The pig had no strength at all now, as if it had been drained of energy, it collapsed limply on the ground, its body still twitching.
"This, how could this be..."
How could it be so painful.
The monk was a little hesitant, and he hadn't got the fetal spring at hand for a long time.
"Master, look, this is the fetus left behind by the second junior brother. It's a pity that it has been formed but was killed alive."
The monkey brought the bloody piece of meat that fell from the pig to the monk's eyes. The monk was so frightened that he backed away, not even daring to look at it.
"Monk, saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. If you don't, give birth to this child."
Jiang Xun said jokingly.
Monk: "..."
I do not!
The monk finally took a deep breath, picked up the abortion spring and drank it in one gulp.
Then Jiang Xun saw that the monk was in pain for most of the day, tossing and tossing until midnight, and the child stayed in his stomach perfectly.
The next day, the monk found the monkey with a frightened face.
why!
His belly is still so big!
He could still feel something moving in his stomach! ! !
(End of this chapter)
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