The importance of cannon fodder
Chapter 180 An Can Tell Me Male and Female (3)
Chapter 180 An Can Tell I Am Male and Female (Part [-])
"Okay, okay, let's open it, let's open it, everyone, please take a look." Xiaoer slowly uncovered the second picture.
As soon as the picture was opened, the noisy crowd became quiet. This time the picture was not a riddle, but a painting.
In the painting is a beautiful woman with a beautiful face and fluttering skirts. She holds a blooming chrysanthemum in her hand, which is so delicate and charming.
"It's still a stick of time, please write down the answers on paper." Xiao Er lit a stick of incense.
"There are no such riddles, just a painting, what are people guessing?" Someone shouted from the audience.
Su Jiao also looked at the painting carefully, and after a while, she only came to one conclusion, um, the painting is not bad.
Seeing that a stick of incense was about to pass, people in the audience were discussing, some people on the stage scratched their ears and heads, and some people thought quietly.
Finally, when the time was up, five people also submitted their answers.
The one who handed in the most readily was the short man with pussy face. After the short man handed in his answer, a tall man also handed in his own answer. From Su Jiao's point of view, the tall man's back is not bad. She gave this back view 9 points, but when she saw the tall man's face, Su Jiao pouted, it was really a back view.
The remaining 3 people who hesitated also submitted their own answers.
After Xiaoer collected the notes, he hurried into the curtain at the back. After a while, a fat middle-aged man walked out of the curtain. He was wearing a black tall hat and a golden gown, and he greeted everyone with a smile. walked out.
"This quiz quiz is over, but we have two winners this time." The boss paused for a while on purpose, and didn't say the answer or the winner, but turned around and asked, "I don't know the two winners?" How did you come up with the answer."
"The answer is very simple. Just like Xiao Er said, you can see it directly without using your brain." The man with pussy face was expressionless, and his voice was hoarse and sharp like a broken iron pan.
The tall man also stood up and said with a smile, "The answer is not on the painting, nor in the restaurant, but outside."
When the guests in the audience heard this, Monk Zhang Er was even more puzzled, so he urged, "Boss Zhu, quickly announce the answer."
"You two are really smart. I didn't expect my little trick to be seen through at first glance." The boss said with shame, "Guest officers, please be patient, our answer this time is the moon."
"Moon?" Everyone asked in confusion.
"Yes, but I would like to ask you two to explain." Boss Zhu stepped aside.
"The person in the painting is very beautiful. Maybe everyone's attention is on her beauty, or because today is the Flower Viewing Festival, they put the chrysanthemum in her hand. But." On the short man with pustules all over his face.
"However," the short man took the words and continued: "You may not have noticed her left hand gesture, her hand is pinching the orchid finger, the index finger is pointing to the upper left, and the upper left, and looking along, there is a window, I don’t know if you have noticed, but there is a bronze mirror there.”
"The bronze mirror has been hanging there for several years, what's so strange?" shouted the audience.
"Isn't there a blooming chrysanthemum under the mirror? But the woman in the painting is looking at the lower left. There is a small lake outside the window sill at the lower left. Looking down from us, can you see the moon in the lake? ?”
"And the woman's right hand hidden behind her back made a very subtle sign of four, so the answer this time has four words, Shuiyue Jinghua."
"Wonderful and wonderful." The boss praised, and the audience also applauded.
"Since there are two winners today, and there is only one Yu Ruyi, so please come to my Fengya room for a little discussion, and prepare some thin wine, waiting for you."
I didn't expect this boss to really be able to do business. He did so much. It was almost as good as a modern businessman. Who said that the ancients were not smart.
Wait, I'm digressing again. Isn't the theme of tonight to meet the hero, but what about the hero and heroine?
Su Jiao looked over, could it be that the heroine and the hero are on stage right now?
Is it just disguise?Look at the short man, he is about the same stature as the heroine, but he is not short, and he is a little hunchbacked, making him look shorter and thinner among a group of men.
Su Jiao forced her gaze to focus on the pus-covered face. Could it be that this hunchbacked, pus-covered dwarf is Ye Ningxiang after disguise?Su Jiao is a little hard to look directly at, my dear cousin, why do you bother to disguise yourself like this.
After guessing the three riddles, the hero and heroine were also invited to go to the cubicle with the shopkeeper, and everyone dispersed for a while. Taking advantage of this free time, Su Jiao also ordered a small table of dishes to experience it. Ancient meals.
Before he even had time to take a few bites, the hostess with a face full of pus came out of the elegant room of the shopkeeper, followed by the male protagonist. If the male protagonist didn’t change his face, his appearance would be too much. It's so ugly, it looks too ordinary.
However, since they all came out, Su Jiao had no choice but to let go of this table of dishes with a heartache, and secretly followed not far from the heroine and heroine, not forgetting to take a chicken leg before leaving.
"Girl, please stay." When walking to a place where there were not many people, the male lead said to the female lead.
Unexpectedly, the heroine quickened her pace, and the hero also followed. Needless to say, Su Jiao, who was stealthily nibbling on chicken legs, also followed from a distance.
But she walked too fast, Su Jiao lost her after a while
Where is it, man?Su Jiao was scurrying around like a headless fly.
Suddenly, a familiar voice came to Su Jiao's ears.
Only the woman's voice was heard saying: "How did you tell that I am a woman?"
When Su Jiao heard this voice, she became alert and quieted down. Isn't this the heroine's voice? She accidentally bumped into it again.
"Although the girl is painted with abscesses all over her face and wears stinky clothes, it can't cover up the unique fragrance of the girl." A magnetic male voice.
"That's right, so why did the young hero change his voice and refuse to show his true colors?"
"Girl has really good eyesight." The man smiled and revealed the disguise on his face.
So handsome, he is worthy of being the male protagonist, with his tall nose, thin thin lips, and sword-shaped eyebrows. Even with a bald head, he is still a handsome monk.
"Ha, he turns out to be a bald monk." The heroine laughed.
"Monk, I have shown my true face to others, so why does the girl need to wear such a thick human skin mask?"
"Want to see my true face? Catch up with me first." The abscess heroine turned around and jumped onto the roof.
Unexpectedly, this, this, this, it turns out that the heroine is good at martial arts.
(End of this chapter)
"Okay, okay, let's open it, let's open it, everyone, please take a look." Xiaoer slowly uncovered the second picture.
As soon as the picture was opened, the noisy crowd became quiet. This time the picture was not a riddle, but a painting.
In the painting is a beautiful woman with a beautiful face and fluttering skirts. She holds a blooming chrysanthemum in her hand, which is so delicate and charming.
"It's still a stick of time, please write down the answers on paper." Xiao Er lit a stick of incense.
"There are no such riddles, just a painting, what are people guessing?" Someone shouted from the audience.
Su Jiao also looked at the painting carefully, and after a while, she only came to one conclusion, um, the painting is not bad.
Seeing that a stick of incense was about to pass, people in the audience were discussing, some people on the stage scratched their ears and heads, and some people thought quietly.
Finally, when the time was up, five people also submitted their answers.
The one who handed in the most readily was the short man with pussy face. After the short man handed in his answer, a tall man also handed in his own answer. From Su Jiao's point of view, the tall man's back is not bad. She gave this back view 9 points, but when she saw the tall man's face, Su Jiao pouted, it was really a back view.
The remaining 3 people who hesitated also submitted their own answers.
After Xiaoer collected the notes, he hurried into the curtain at the back. After a while, a fat middle-aged man walked out of the curtain. He was wearing a black tall hat and a golden gown, and he greeted everyone with a smile. walked out.
"This quiz quiz is over, but we have two winners this time." The boss paused for a while on purpose, and didn't say the answer or the winner, but turned around and asked, "I don't know the two winners?" How did you come up with the answer."
"The answer is very simple. Just like Xiao Er said, you can see it directly without using your brain." The man with pussy face was expressionless, and his voice was hoarse and sharp like a broken iron pan.
The tall man also stood up and said with a smile, "The answer is not on the painting, nor in the restaurant, but outside."
When the guests in the audience heard this, Monk Zhang Er was even more puzzled, so he urged, "Boss Zhu, quickly announce the answer."
"You two are really smart. I didn't expect my little trick to be seen through at first glance." The boss said with shame, "Guest officers, please be patient, our answer this time is the moon."
"Moon?" Everyone asked in confusion.
"Yes, but I would like to ask you two to explain." Boss Zhu stepped aside.
"The person in the painting is very beautiful. Maybe everyone's attention is on her beauty, or because today is the Flower Viewing Festival, they put the chrysanthemum in her hand. But." On the short man with pustules all over his face.
"However," the short man took the words and continued: "You may not have noticed her left hand gesture, her hand is pinching the orchid finger, the index finger is pointing to the upper left, and the upper left, and looking along, there is a window, I don’t know if you have noticed, but there is a bronze mirror there.”
"The bronze mirror has been hanging there for several years, what's so strange?" shouted the audience.
"Isn't there a blooming chrysanthemum under the mirror? But the woman in the painting is looking at the lower left. There is a small lake outside the window sill at the lower left. Looking down from us, can you see the moon in the lake? ?”
"And the woman's right hand hidden behind her back made a very subtle sign of four, so the answer this time has four words, Shuiyue Jinghua."
"Wonderful and wonderful." The boss praised, and the audience also applauded.
"Since there are two winners today, and there is only one Yu Ruyi, so please come to my Fengya room for a little discussion, and prepare some thin wine, waiting for you."
I didn't expect this boss to really be able to do business. He did so much. It was almost as good as a modern businessman. Who said that the ancients were not smart.
Wait, I'm digressing again. Isn't the theme of tonight to meet the hero, but what about the hero and heroine?
Su Jiao looked over, could it be that the heroine and the hero are on stage right now?
Is it just disguise?Look at the short man, he is about the same stature as the heroine, but he is not short, and he is a little hunchbacked, making him look shorter and thinner among a group of men.
Su Jiao forced her gaze to focus on the pus-covered face. Could it be that this hunchbacked, pus-covered dwarf is Ye Ningxiang after disguise?Su Jiao is a little hard to look directly at, my dear cousin, why do you bother to disguise yourself like this.
After guessing the three riddles, the hero and heroine were also invited to go to the cubicle with the shopkeeper, and everyone dispersed for a while. Taking advantage of this free time, Su Jiao also ordered a small table of dishes to experience it. Ancient meals.
Before he even had time to take a few bites, the hostess with a face full of pus came out of the elegant room of the shopkeeper, followed by the male protagonist. If the male protagonist didn’t change his face, his appearance would be too much. It's so ugly, it looks too ordinary.
However, since they all came out, Su Jiao had no choice but to let go of this table of dishes with a heartache, and secretly followed not far from the heroine and heroine, not forgetting to take a chicken leg before leaving.
"Girl, please stay." When walking to a place where there were not many people, the male lead said to the female lead.
Unexpectedly, the heroine quickened her pace, and the hero also followed. Needless to say, Su Jiao, who was stealthily nibbling on chicken legs, also followed from a distance.
But she walked too fast, Su Jiao lost her after a while
Where is it, man?Su Jiao was scurrying around like a headless fly.
Suddenly, a familiar voice came to Su Jiao's ears.
Only the woman's voice was heard saying: "How did you tell that I am a woman?"
When Su Jiao heard this voice, she became alert and quieted down. Isn't this the heroine's voice? She accidentally bumped into it again.
"Although the girl is painted with abscesses all over her face and wears stinky clothes, it can't cover up the unique fragrance of the girl." A magnetic male voice.
"That's right, so why did the young hero change his voice and refuse to show his true colors?"
"Girl has really good eyesight." The man smiled and revealed the disguise on his face.
So handsome, he is worthy of being the male protagonist, with his tall nose, thin thin lips, and sword-shaped eyebrows. Even with a bald head, he is still a handsome monk.
"Ha, he turns out to be a bald monk." The heroine laughed.
"Monk, I have shown my true face to others, so why does the girl need to wear such a thick human skin mask?"
"Want to see my true face? Catch up with me first." The abscess heroine turned around and jumped onto the roof.
Unexpectedly, this, this, this, it turns out that the heroine is good at martial arts.
(End of this chapter)
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