A leisurely city for solo travelers

Chapter 38 The Cowgirl
Time and space reversed, and in the blink of an eye, he returned to the familiar hotel suite.

"It's so comfortable!!" Zhao Linger stretched her waist and jumped onto the bed, "It's much more comfortable without naughty eggs in my stomach!"

Fang Xian got up and turned his head, looked at Lin Yueru who was in a sluggish state, and pointed to the sofa: "Sit down and chat slowly."

Lin Yueru looked around in a daze, thinking that all this was an illusion: "Could it be that you are all monsters."

"It's strange, how did Ling'er accept this setting so easily at that time." Fang Xian shook his head, helped Lin Yueru to sit down, and began a long and boring scientific lecture.

Zhao Linger didn't like to listen to it, so she turned on the TV. At four o'clock in the afternoon, the TV series version of "Legend of Sword and Fairy" was still on the air.

Fang Xian began to explain: "Yueru, do you believe in God?"

Lin Yueru didn't care about Fang Xian at all, she was instantly attracted by the TV show, pointed to "Lin Yueru" on the screen and asked, "That's me?"

Fang Xian waved his hand: "We will discuss this issue later. Let's start from the root. Do you believe in God?"

Ling'er smiled at Lin Yueru: "This is you, look, there is me beside you!"

Fang Xian: "Don't make trouble, just be serious."

Lin Yueru was completely attracted by the TV. She whipped her whip and cursed: "Who is this? Why are you pretending to be me?!"

Fang Xian: "..."

Zhao Linger: "Haha! Don't be angry, I've been impersonated too! I'm not as good-looking as my sister."

Lin Yueru leaned in front of the screen, looked at Zhao Linger on TV, and then at the silly Zhao Linger next to her:

"Why so much difference?"

Zhao Ling'er pouted and said, "Isn't that right? He has very rich expressions. When this person plays, he has a zombie face and just cries."

Fang Xian hurriedly stopped: "Stop, this offends people."

Yueru simply sat on the bed, side by side with Ling'er: "Who is that man next to you?"

Ling'er smiled and said, "It seems to be Li Xiaoyao. He teased me when I was in the inn, and I scorched him with a thunder curse."

"This face is square enough."

"Cough..." Fang Xian cleared his throat. He was ready to use theology, science and philosophy to explain the relationship between the two worlds, but it seemed that Yue Ru was not interested in this at all. Are these girls born big? Already... Linger, take the time to explain to her, I'll go out for a while, you two just stay here."

"What are you going to do?" Yue Ru asked.

"I'll buy you clothes." Fang Xian pointed at Lin Yueru.

Lin Yueru turned her head, only to notice that Zhao Linger's clothes were very weird, with stockings and short skirts, it looked weird. Modern clothes are obviously more able to arouse human impulses, regardless of men and women.

"..." Lin Yueru blushed and pretended to be stubborn: "I have already chosen the clothes I will wear for the wedding. You hate it."

Fang Xian was speechless, gave Linger a look of condolence, and hurried out.

Yueru saw that Fang was walking away, so she took off her shoes and went to the bed.

"This bed is much more comfortable than my Lin's."

Ling'er smiled slyly: "That's not true, especially when it's like that...it's exciting."

Yue Ru was stunned for a moment, and it took two seconds to react: "You said... when..."

Ling'er chuckled and patted Yueru's butt: "When else could it be."

"You bastard is so disgusting..." Lin Yueru cursed in her mouth, but she was fascinated in her heart.

At 4:14 p.m., Fang Xian came to the modeling center again, he was bored by himself.

Seeing that it was this guy, the young lady asked listlessly, "Are you still looking for Teacher Shao?"

"Thanks for your hard work."

This time Teacher Shao was looking at the newspaper that had just been delivered with great energy.

"Hi." Fang Xian patted the middle-aged man on the shoulder.

Teacher Shao turned his head, thinking that the business was coming, but seeing that it was Fang Xian who came, he couldn't help but feel a little helpless: "Isn't it? Come again?"

"Two packs of Marlboros."

"Shall we go to Hongta Mountain?"

"Okay, ten yuan."

"Xiaohong, I'm going out for dinner and I'll be back in a while."

"..."

At the entrance of the modeling center, Teacher Shao asked as usual: "Who are you buying this time for? Do you have any photos?"

Fang Xian stretched out his hand: "I'm sorry, but I have to borrow your mobile phone."

"Don't you have a mobile phone?" Mr. Shao impatiently took out his mobile phone, lit the Marlboro that he bought just this morning, took a deep breath, and then coughed violently, "Cough... Laomei's cigarettes are smelly and choking."

"I don't want to turn on my phone, I just want to spend a comfortable vacation." Fang Xian quickly searched for Lin Yueru's photo, and handed the phone back to Teacher Shao.

After what happened in the morning, Mr. Shao's psychological endurance has taken a qualitative leap. He was not surprised to see Lin Yueru's picture, but asked with a smoke ring, "Is this your girlfriend too?"

"No, it's my girlfriend and her cousin."

"Who are they from? Qiao Guolao's genes are not as strong as their father's, right?"

"Hurry up, do you want two packs of Hongtashan?"

After that, the two men visited the shopping mall again. Teacher Shao designed another style for Lin Yueru. Fortunately, he didn't choose stockings this time, and there was no scene that was too abnormal.

This purchase exceeded the budget and cost 4200 yuan. Fang Xian wanted to cry, but within a day he had been promoted to a silver card VIP in the shopping mall. I am afraid that he will soon have to rely on credit cards to survive.

Teacher Shao begged to see Lin Yueru as usual, but there was no way, so Fang Xian could only take her back to the hotel.

When Fang Xian entered the door, Zhao Linger and Lin Yueru were chatting privately, and when they saw Fang Xian came back, they giggled and stopped talking.

Fang Xian is quite happy to see this kind of scene. The relationship between these two girls is the greatest good news in the world. There will be no more troubles in the future. Apart from the family registration and marriage certificate, the future family life has basically become a happy life. Boundless state.

Fang Xian let out a few bags of clothes and threw them on the bed: "Put them on, so we can go out for dinner."

Women are all the same, with a perverted love for brand-new, packaged goods.

Lin Yueru and Zhao Linger tore open the package together, screaming.

Holding up her black jeans, Linger said dissatisfiedly, "Why does Sister Yueru have better pants than mine!! Why is my skirt so short!!"

"Cut!" Lin Yueru gleefully tried on the women's denim top, "This dress suits me, the one on TV is too girly."

"I want it, I want it, I want it too!!!" Ling'er squeezed her eyes and shook her head.

"It's a matter of style, don't talk about it, Teacher Shao is waiting to worship outside."

Ling'er picked up the boots again and asked, "Why are my sister's shoes made of leather and mine are made of cloth!"

"Okay, okay... I'll buy you some skins in the future, so let me go now." Fang Xian wiped off his sweat, Le Boundless was all about flirting, it's only been two days, and the two-year deposit has been wasted. Terrible, especially when compared to shopping for clothes.In the future, they must not be allowed to come into contact with a monster called Taobao.

Lin Yueru cheerfully picked up the jeans and put them on her legs, but she couldn't put them on with a grim look on her face.

"Brother Xian, your pants are too small."

"Not small, not small at all." Fang Xian's evil heart resurfaced, "These are outer pants. You have to take them off your legs before putting them on again. Ling'er, help sister take them off quickly."

"Oh." Ling'er was really obedient, and threw herself on Lin Yueru, grabbing the trouser leg and trying to pull it down.

"The prostitute!" Yue Ru yelled angrily, "We are not married yet! Don't do this!"

"It's okay, just get used to it." Fang said proudly.

Facts have proved that when a person is arrogant and proud, he is not far from unlucky.

Lin Yueru casually grabbed the long whip next to her and swung it vigorously. With a muffled sound of "PIA", the whip went around Fang Xian's front and hit his ass.

Come out and run, sooner or later you have to pay it back.

Fang Xian screamed, covered his butt and fled into the bathroom.

"It's so powerful when you come out together!"

"Hmph, let you be unreasonable!"

Ling'er chuckled: "My sister played well!"

Fang Xian was rubbing his buttocks in the toilet. Yue Ru's whip wasn't very harsh, and the pain soon stopped.

"You wait...you wait..."

Outside, Teacher Shao put his ear against the door and had various associations with this conversation and the sound of the whip hitting people.

A few minutes later, Ling'er shouted, and Fang Xian dared to come out.

If Zhao Linger's clothes are playful and cute lolita clothes, then Lin Yueru's clothes are cool street clothes that highlight her personality.

The jeans are paired with boots, and the upper body is a short, lean casual denim with a black sweatshirt inside, the Nike one, with a big James dunk drawn in the middle.

Some people believe that she is the thirteenth sister of Hongxing, some people believe that she is a street basketball player, some people believe that she is the queen of Qiu Mingshan, and some people believe that she is an older killer - forget it, there is really no such thing.

All in all, there is a stark contrast between Zhao Linger's cuteness and Lin Yueru's coolness.

I saw Lin Yueru shaking her collar handsomely, suppressing her voice and giggling, "Linger, do you think I'm cool?"

Ling'er pouted and said, "Hmph, wait, I'll let Brother Xian fuck me too!"

Teacher Shao, who had been waiting outside for a long time, finally couldn't help knocking on the door.

"Friend? Is it over?"

Fang Xian opened the door as usual, Teacher Shao rubbed his hands and walked in, seeing Lin Yueru's appearance, he jumped again, if he had a few hairs, it would definitely explode by now.Meeting Zhao Linger and Lin Yueru is worse than being famous, and seeing Zhao Linger and Lin Yueru in one day will break everyone.

"I've hit a ghost!" Teacher Shao couldn't accept such experience for a while, and the shape that fits so well with the game, hugged his head and exclaimed.

"PIA..."

Lin Yueru had already whipped the whip, but it wasn't too harsh. It only left a red mark on Teacher Shao's neck: "Where did you come from, who dared to insult my aunt, looking for a whip!"

After all, she wants to smoke again.

"Ah!!!" Teacher Shao screamed like a woman, and hid behind Fang Xian.

Fang Xian quickly persuaded: "Auntie, calm down, this uncle subconsciously exclaimed because he saw that you are so good-looking."

Teacher Shao quickly covered his neck and nodded, not daring to fart.

"Sister-in-law?" Lin Yueru asked in confusion, "When did I become your sister-in-law?"

"Aren't you Linger's sister?"

Yue Ruyi thought that if she married Fang Xian, she would indeed be worthy of Linger's sister.This is nonsense, and now she and Ling'er are considered sisters.

Fang Xian winked at the second daughter: "So, isn't Linger's sister my aunt!"

Ling'er came here for two days at least, and after understanding a little bit, she pulled Yueru to persuade her, "Sister, this is Teacher Shao, who is equivalent to the eunuch who is in charge of grooming in the palace, and who specializes in helping us choose clothes and haircuts. , although he looks disgusting and has a bad character, he is not a bad person."

Mrs. Shao is so upset, Uncle, I have worked so hard to buy clothes for you, but in the end I got a "court eunuch", "not a bad person"?
Fang Xian turned around and smiled apologetically, "Mr. Shao, don't blame me. They are ignorant people from the village. I'll take them to have their hair done tomorrow afternoon, and I'll cheer you on."

Teacher Shao's face trembled.

"We have agreed, no whips are allowed."

(End of this chapter)