A leisurely city for solo travelers
Chapter 46 What is Sister Control
Chapter 46 What is Sister Control
After explaining to Lin Yueru and Zhao Linger, Fang Fang came forward a little shyly.
"Brother, Madam is looking for you."
"...Auntie?!" Fang Xian was subconsciously startled, "Auntie Li is here too?"
"What is Mrs. Li?" Fang Fang wondered, "Isn't Mrs. Wang?"
Fang Xian slapped his head, he was obsessed, Fang Fang was his cousin, so naturally he called his mother aunt or something.
"Why is she looking for me?" Fang Xian had already turned off his cell phone. In order to avoid being harassed by work matters, he really didn't want to turn it on, so he reached out for Fang Fang's cell phone.
Fang Fang timidly handed over her phone: "Just now... I called aunt and told her everything."
"You...!" Fang Xian stretched out his finger to Fang Fang for a long time, finally sighed and complained, "My good sister, what are you talking about, don't you worry about her?"
Well, after saying this, the real girl is about to cry again: "I... I'm afraid... my parents are not here, so I can only look for my uncle..."
"My good sister, don't cry, don't cry, it's alright." Fang Xian quickly waved at Ling'er and Yueru, "You two, help me persuade her... Oh no, Yueru just stay there , Ling'er advise."
Yueru said angrily: "Why don't you let me persuade you?"
Fang Xian also said angrily: "You don't understand this world at all! Besides, you like to fight your father!"
After such a long time, Yueru also felt the weirdness of this world, it seemed that there was no official martial arts at all, so she stopped being tough, and sat down to play with a "hum".
Fang Xian took a deep breath and dialed his mother's phone.Fang Xian's parents are both from the countryside. His father is retired, and his mother is a rural woman. Now the two elders are in the semi-retirement stage. They farm and sell vegetables at will.
Some smart and good young people will ask, does the imperial capital also have rural areas?
Yes, there are imperial capitals, and the edge of the imperial capital is still very green and environmentally friendly. Although most people living in these places have stopped farming, there are still a small number of fields left, and a small number of honest farmers. For example, Fang Mu, Xian's father, and Wang Xiulan, Xian's mother.
Fang Xian took a deep breath and dialed his home phone. It only rang for half a tone before he was picked up. Xian's mother must have been waiting anxiously for a long time.
"Is it my family?" Mother Fang's slightly hesitant voice came from the other end of the phone.
"...How many times have I said, don't call me by my nickname, it's embarrassing."
"How's it going? How's it going? Your dad and I have already packed our things and are going to the city? I asked the folks to collect 5000 yuan, is it enough to redeem you?"
"...Lan'er, this is neither kidnapping nor Hong Kong. There is no ransom or bail."
Xian's mother became even more anxious when she heard the words: "Ah? I watched on TV, and those villains were bought by Madam and arrested by Sir. Isn't it possible to release them with money?"
At this moment, Fang Xian just lamented that "Prison Break" was not broadcast on TV, otherwise the old lady would have drawn a map on her body, and the next day there would be hot news about "Pencent Granny Robbing a Bank Just to Save Her Son".
On the other end, the receiver was snatched by Xian Dad.
"Son, don't talk to your mother, rural women are uneducated." Xian's father's voice was quite calm, "Mom and dad donated money to the police comrades. Dad knows all the tricks here. Where are you locked up? Dad This is over."
When Xian's father was speaking, Xian's mother scolded him from time to time: "What's wrong with me as a rural woman? If you marry a rural woman, you are a rural person. How many years have you been saying this? If you don't bother me, I will still bother you." ..."
Fang Xian only felt a headache, and the same sentence, the phone is the root of all evil.
"Dad, I've already settled this matter. The policeman is my college classmate, and he will protect us from going out."
Hearing this, there was silence on the other end of the phone. Dad Xian was not very happy, but rather lonely and depressed.
"Oh... classmate... hello classmate, it's good that classmate is willing to help..."
A blind voice came, and Dad Xian had already hung up the phone.
Fang Xian sighed, knowing that he had accidentally poked his father's heart, so he didn't complain about his impolite behavior of hanging up the phone without saying goodbye.
After putting down the phone, what greeted her were Zhao Ling'er and Lin Yueru's eager gazes.
The two women asked almost simultaneously: "Who is Lan'er?!"
"my mother."
Ling'er covered her mouth and pointed at Fang Xian: "You, you, you...you still have this plot."
"Fuck you, are you rotten girls from ancient times?" Fang Xian scolded with a smile, "At home I call my mother Lan'er and my father Brother Mu. Envy me, envy me!"
"Cut." Lin Yueru shook her head, "I still call my father Pumpkin, and I still call my uncles Winter Melon, Watermelon and Cucumber!"
Fang Fang hesitated for a long time, and finally said what she should have asked long ago: "Brother, who are these two girls?"
Fang Xian frowned and thought for a moment, then held Fang Fang's shoulders: "Like you, she is my long-lost cousin, but she is from Jiangsu and Zhejiang."
Fang Fang wondered: "Isn't our hometown in Shandong? Aren't the ancestors in our family tree all from the north?"
"How about being separated for many years." Fang Xian laughed, peeping at Lin Yueru and Zhao Linger's attitude, it's not that he didn't want to be responsible, it was a gradual process, and the fact that he suddenly married two daughters-in-law is not acceptable to modern people of.
Look over there, Lin Yueru wanted to argue, but was held back by Zhao Linger, and the two girls started muttering.
Fang Xian breathed a sigh of relief, Ling'er was still sensible.
(Zhao Ling'er: Sister, don't worry, Brother Xian doesn't want us anymore.)
(Lin Yueru: Then what does he mean? Who is his cousin?)
(Zhao Ling'er: If I'm not wrong, brother Xian is a sister-in-law, that's why he's called it that way.)
(Lin Yueru: Why is he so good at everything? This is a pervert.)
(Zhao Ling'er: Huh? Why did my sister say that? Doesn't my sister like it too... um...)
(Lin Yueru: ...)
Just as he was talking, there was a knock on the door, and the two fat and thin policemen walked in with a smile.
Fang Xian wondered why these two brothers became so polite?It must have been explained by Li Chao, the people on the scene just know how to do things.
The fat policeman rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "It's getting late, brother Li will have to wait a while before he can come back. He entrusted us to prepare some food. I don't know what you want to eat. I'll go out and buy it."
As soon as he finished speaking, a clear female voice sounded: "Spicy!"
You can use your toes to figure out who is talking.
"No prospect." Fang Xian pinched Ling'er's face, turned his head and said politely to the two policemen, "Don't bother you two, if possible, we can just call McDonald's."
Can someone really get someone to go out and buy Malatang if they are so polite?There are no rules for police officers to buy takeout for criminal suspects. If someone brings you a face, you have to return it intact. This is called face-to-face communication.
"Alright." The skinny policeman asked, "Do you know our address?"
"The writing is on the wall."
"Okay, then you guys rest, we are on duty."
After the fat and thin policeman left, Linger was rather dissatisfied: "I want to eat Malatang Malatang Malatang!!!"
"Why are you starting to be arrogant?" Fang Xian roughly estimated everyone's appetite, dialed the takeaway hotline of McDonald's, and randomly ordered more than 200 yuan of food.
Later, while waiting for the meal, Fang Xian asked Linger to take Lin Yueru into the back room to explain the relationship between the two worlds, while he accompanied Fang Fang outside.
(End of this chapter)
After explaining to Lin Yueru and Zhao Linger, Fang Fang came forward a little shyly.
"Brother, Madam is looking for you."
"...Auntie?!" Fang Xian was subconsciously startled, "Auntie Li is here too?"
"What is Mrs. Li?" Fang Fang wondered, "Isn't Mrs. Wang?"
Fang Xian slapped his head, he was obsessed, Fang Fang was his cousin, so naturally he called his mother aunt or something.
"Why is she looking for me?" Fang Xian had already turned off his cell phone. In order to avoid being harassed by work matters, he really didn't want to turn it on, so he reached out for Fang Fang's cell phone.
Fang Fang timidly handed over her phone: "Just now... I called aunt and told her everything."
"You...!" Fang Xian stretched out his finger to Fang Fang for a long time, finally sighed and complained, "My good sister, what are you talking about, don't you worry about her?"
Well, after saying this, the real girl is about to cry again: "I... I'm afraid... my parents are not here, so I can only look for my uncle..."
"My good sister, don't cry, don't cry, it's alright." Fang Xian quickly waved at Ling'er and Yueru, "You two, help me persuade her... Oh no, Yueru just stay there , Ling'er advise."
Yueru said angrily: "Why don't you let me persuade you?"
Fang Xian also said angrily: "You don't understand this world at all! Besides, you like to fight your father!"
After such a long time, Yueru also felt the weirdness of this world, it seemed that there was no official martial arts at all, so she stopped being tough, and sat down to play with a "hum".
Fang Xian took a deep breath and dialed his mother's phone.Fang Xian's parents are both from the countryside. His father is retired, and his mother is a rural woman. Now the two elders are in the semi-retirement stage. They farm and sell vegetables at will.
Some smart and good young people will ask, does the imperial capital also have rural areas?
Yes, there are imperial capitals, and the edge of the imperial capital is still very green and environmentally friendly. Although most people living in these places have stopped farming, there are still a small number of fields left, and a small number of honest farmers. For example, Fang Mu, Xian's father, and Wang Xiulan, Xian's mother.
Fang Xian took a deep breath and dialed his home phone. It only rang for half a tone before he was picked up. Xian's mother must have been waiting anxiously for a long time.
"Is it my family?" Mother Fang's slightly hesitant voice came from the other end of the phone.
"...How many times have I said, don't call me by my nickname, it's embarrassing."
"How's it going? How's it going? Your dad and I have already packed our things and are going to the city? I asked the folks to collect 5000 yuan, is it enough to redeem you?"
"...Lan'er, this is neither kidnapping nor Hong Kong. There is no ransom or bail."
Xian's mother became even more anxious when she heard the words: "Ah? I watched on TV, and those villains were bought by Madam and arrested by Sir. Isn't it possible to release them with money?"
At this moment, Fang Xian just lamented that "Prison Break" was not broadcast on TV, otherwise the old lady would have drawn a map on her body, and the next day there would be hot news about "Pencent Granny Robbing a Bank Just to Save Her Son".
On the other end, the receiver was snatched by Xian Dad.
"Son, don't talk to your mother, rural women are uneducated." Xian's father's voice was quite calm, "Mom and dad donated money to the police comrades. Dad knows all the tricks here. Where are you locked up? Dad This is over."
When Xian's father was speaking, Xian's mother scolded him from time to time: "What's wrong with me as a rural woman? If you marry a rural woman, you are a rural person. How many years have you been saying this? If you don't bother me, I will still bother you." ..."
Fang Xian only felt a headache, and the same sentence, the phone is the root of all evil.
"Dad, I've already settled this matter. The policeman is my college classmate, and he will protect us from going out."
Hearing this, there was silence on the other end of the phone. Dad Xian was not very happy, but rather lonely and depressed.
"Oh... classmate... hello classmate, it's good that classmate is willing to help..."
A blind voice came, and Dad Xian had already hung up the phone.
Fang Xian sighed, knowing that he had accidentally poked his father's heart, so he didn't complain about his impolite behavior of hanging up the phone without saying goodbye.
After putting down the phone, what greeted her were Zhao Ling'er and Lin Yueru's eager gazes.
The two women asked almost simultaneously: "Who is Lan'er?!"
"my mother."
Ling'er covered her mouth and pointed at Fang Xian: "You, you, you...you still have this plot."
"Fuck you, are you rotten girls from ancient times?" Fang Xian scolded with a smile, "At home I call my mother Lan'er and my father Brother Mu. Envy me, envy me!"
"Cut." Lin Yueru shook her head, "I still call my father Pumpkin, and I still call my uncles Winter Melon, Watermelon and Cucumber!"
Fang Fang hesitated for a long time, and finally said what she should have asked long ago: "Brother, who are these two girls?"
Fang Xian frowned and thought for a moment, then held Fang Fang's shoulders: "Like you, she is my long-lost cousin, but she is from Jiangsu and Zhejiang."
Fang Fang wondered: "Isn't our hometown in Shandong? Aren't the ancestors in our family tree all from the north?"
"How about being separated for many years." Fang Xian laughed, peeping at Lin Yueru and Zhao Linger's attitude, it's not that he didn't want to be responsible, it was a gradual process, and the fact that he suddenly married two daughters-in-law is not acceptable to modern people of.
Look over there, Lin Yueru wanted to argue, but was held back by Zhao Linger, and the two girls started muttering.
Fang Xian breathed a sigh of relief, Ling'er was still sensible.
(Zhao Ling'er: Sister, don't worry, Brother Xian doesn't want us anymore.)
(Lin Yueru: Then what does he mean? Who is his cousin?)
(Zhao Ling'er: If I'm not wrong, brother Xian is a sister-in-law, that's why he's called it that way.)
(Lin Yueru: Why is he so good at everything? This is a pervert.)
(Zhao Ling'er: Huh? Why did my sister say that? Doesn't my sister like it too... um...)
(Lin Yueru: ...)
Just as he was talking, there was a knock on the door, and the two fat and thin policemen walked in with a smile.
Fang Xian wondered why these two brothers became so polite?It must have been explained by Li Chao, the people on the scene just know how to do things.
The fat policeman rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "It's getting late, brother Li will have to wait a while before he can come back. He entrusted us to prepare some food. I don't know what you want to eat. I'll go out and buy it."
As soon as he finished speaking, a clear female voice sounded: "Spicy!"
You can use your toes to figure out who is talking.
"No prospect." Fang Xian pinched Ling'er's face, turned his head and said politely to the two policemen, "Don't bother you two, if possible, we can just call McDonald's."
Can someone really get someone to go out and buy Malatang if they are so polite?There are no rules for police officers to buy takeout for criminal suspects. If someone brings you a face, you have to return it intact. This is called face-to-face communication.
"Alright." The skinny policeman asked, "Do you know our address?"
"The writing is on the wall."
"Okay, then you guys rest, we are on duty."
After the fat and thin policeman left, Linger was rather dissatisfied: "I want to eat Malatang Malatang Malatang!!!"
"Why are you starting to be arrogant?" Fang Xian roughly estimated everyone's appetite, dialed the takeaway hotline of McDonald's, and randomly ordered more than 200 yuan of food.
Later, while waiting for the meal, Fang Xian asked Linger to take Lin Yueru into the back room to explain the relationship between the two worlds, while he accompanied Fang Fang outside.
(End of this chapter)
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