A leisurely city for solo travelers

Chapter 5 The Good Youth Zhang Si

005 Good Youth Zhang Si

Teacher Shao used his fingers to measure Fang Xian's eyebrow width, eye width, face width, chin width, shoulder width and so on. After holding his chin in thought for half a minute, he asked in a Beijing accent——

"Dude, the structure of your face, body proportions, etc. are all good, but it doesn't look effective."

Fang Xian said embarrassingly, "I don't want to curse people like that."

"No, no, you have completely misunderstood." Teacher Shao stared at Fang Xian through the mirror, "You have a very good natural appearance, I'm just saying that you don't like to dress up."

"I love to dress up, why should I support you?"

"……Right."

Teacher Shao asked Fang Xian to do ion ironing, but failed.

He wanted Fang Xian to pick and dye his yellow hair, but failed.

Asked Fang Xian to iron the tin foil, but failed.

……

Before Teacher Shao went crazy, Fang Xian reluctantly agreed to three projects.

Eyebrow shaping – free.

Acne and blackhead removal - 50 yuan.

Shave - free.

The process of persuading Fang Xian was very long. It stands to reason that people who come to see a stylist usually spend a lot of money, and the styling center only makes money by perming and dyeing. modeling.

Teacher Shao was helpless, every customer in the stall was a fate, and there was nothing to do early in the morning anyway. He was also curious about what it would be like to tidy up Fang Xian, so he tidied up for him wholeheartedly.

Fang Xian was also sleepy, and fell asleep as soon as he leaned back on the chair. How he wakes up is up to fate.

……

About an hour later, he was woken up by Mr. Shao.

"How about it? Take a look." Teacher Shao's wretched voice was full of anticipation, as if he was eager to see the Vietnamese bride he just bought.

Fang Xian yawned and rubbed his eyes, staring at the mirror for half a minute.

Messy hair becomes elegant, rough face becomes gorgeous.

This change is difficult to describe. For a specific comparison, you can refer to the difference between Captain Jack and White Face Will in "Pirates of the Caribbean"; you can also refer to the gap between Yang Guo around 16 years ago in Louis Koo's version of "The Legend of Condor Heroes".

Teacher Shao was intoxicated by Fang Xian's surprise. Although he didn't squeeze much money from this kid, Fang Xian's expression was undoubtedly the greatest affirmation of his skills.

"Brother, there are few people in the morning. Anyway, I have nothing to do. Why don't I accompany you to the shopping mall next door to pick out clothes."

Thus, Fang Xian, who had been subdued by Mr. Shao's technique, was dragged to the shopping center again.

Teacher Shao gave Fang Xian two directions, the cool and elegant style and the sports style.Fang Xian pondered for a while, maybe Kuya—he mainly wanted to understand what Kuya meant.

Facts have proved that this word is a bit mystical, it is just a plain casual dress.

After learning that Fang Xian's glasses were 50° on one side and 80° on the other, Teacher Shao threw the ugly pair of glasses into the trash can without hesitation——

"This kind of thing is to cover up the flaws. For example, I have to wear a hat."

Around ten o'clock, everything is done from head to toe.

The specific changes can be summed up in five words——"The Transformation of **Silk"

After walking out of the shopping mall, the two were about to part, and the short reunion still made people reluctant to part.

"Brother, what's the matter, is it worth the money?" Mr. Shao lit a cigarette, pouted at the girl who just walked past, "I saw you just now, the rate of return has soared!"

"I smoke too." Fang Xian stretched out his hand.

"...I am a three-dollar red plum."

"I'll smoke the big front door for two bucks."

After Teacher Shao handed the cigarette worth [-] cents to Fang Xian distressedly, he turned his face and asked, "Are you dressed like this for an interview?"

"No, I'm on vacation."

"Oh, so you want to go out for fun, dress up for photos, and go out with your girlfriend?"

"No, go out by yourself."

"Where?"

"There." Fang Xian pointed to the tall building next to the hairdressing center.

Teacher Shao was taken aback: "What are you doing there?"

"Vacation. As I said, you have no memory."

"...with a girlfriend?"

"I don't have a girlfriend, as I said before, do you know how to chat?"

"..."

After a cigarette, Teacher Shao gave Fang Xian a business card and told him that the waiter had secretly taken a picture of Fang Xian before styling, and his before-and-after photos might be used in the styling center's brochure.

Fang Xian also said that if he dared to use it, he would dare to go to court to sue.

After saying goodbye to Teacher Shao, Fang Xian finally walked into the place he had longed for——

Hilton Doubletree International Hotel.

Some people may think that this longing is simply too futile.

It can only be said that that person has never lived in a "pigeon cage".

No one yearns for a spacious and comfortable environment more than Fang Xian.

Needless to say about the luxury of the hotel and the elegance of the customers, Fang Xian in the past was embarrassed to come in to borrow the toilet in a vest and shorts.Fortunately, I changed my face today and my confidence soared.

When checking in, the front desk lady took a special look at Fang Xian. Most of them have good eyesight and can easily see why the guests are here.

This seriousness reveals a casual appearance, and this leisurely look is mixed with wisdom. The receptionist defines Fang Xian as a young and promising small boss or rich second generation type.

Apparently, she has lost her mind and made a big fortune. In fact, she is just a good young man with a fortune of tens of thousands of dollars.

In fact, the front desk lady still had a chance to see through Fang Xian's disguise, because Fang Xian's face twitched after she reported the room rate of 2200 yuan per day for the business suite.

Except for public consumption, people who are willing to spend so much money are either too rich or crazy.

"I'm really crazy." Fang Xian walked into the suite and threw his belongings into the cabinet, then looked around -

For the poor residents of the pigeon cage, the White House is nothing more than that. Every piece of furniture here emphasizes two words, one is "big" and the other is "elegant".When you want to drink water, you will see the coffee machine next to the cup, and when you are hungry, you will find potato chips in the cabinet.It can be said that smoking a cigarette in any corner of this place is quite pleasant.

The greedy Fang Xian chose the most comfortable place to light a cigarette - in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows.

While many white-collar workers, blue-collar workers and black-collar workers were struggling to make ends meet, Fang Xian was smoking a Marlboro from a God's perspective.

"The sense of superiority bought with money will become poor and white after a week."

Fang Xian enjoyed the spaciousness and comfort of the suite, turned off his mobile phone, arrogantly took out a bottle of Carlsberg from the freezer, lay down in the jacuzzi in the bathroom, and slowly drank it while watching TV.

After that, he had the best sleep he had had in years. There was no pressure from crowds or the smell of off-brand cigarettes. It was simply wonderful.

When I felt...it was dark.

It was close to 12 o'clock in the evening when he opened his eyes, and the 13 hours of sleep made Fang Xian feel refreshed and full of energy.

The fun can finally begin.

Fang Xian took out his laptop, connected the magical hard drive to it with an adapter, and double-clicked "Pal.exe" for the Nth time to enter the game.

Time and space reversed, and he once again came to Yuhang Town in Legend of Sword and Fairy.

The time in the game passed very strangely. All in all, when Fang Xian was still in a daze, our brother Xiaoyao ran over panting.

Same as last time, this guy went to Uncle Shuisheng again.

"Uncle Shuisheng..." Li Xiaoyao gasped heavily while supporting his knees, "I beg you, take me to the Fairy Island in the north."

Uncle Shuisheng stroked his beard and asked, "Oh? Why are you in such a hurry to go there?"

"Auntie is suddenly ill. I'm going to find a fairy to ask for medicine..." Li Xiaoyao pulled Uncle Shui Sheng to get on the boat.

"Xiaoyao, it's not that uncle doesn't help, it's just that the wind and waves have been too strong recently. Even if I have been on this river for decades, I dare not go out of the boat. I have a wife and children at home. Please let me go." Uncle Shuisheng froze. ground, and refused to move anything.

Li Xiaoyao begged several more times, but Uncle Shui Sheng still didn't respond, and then he turned to look at Zhang Si.

"Kid, I've been waiting for you for a long time." Fang Xian played with the fishing net and said with a smile, "Is it time for you to beg me?"

Li Xiaoyao gritted his teeth, although he just found out that Zhang Si's sexual orientation was a bit problematic, but after all, it was his aunt's life that mattered, so it didn't matter if he made some sacrifices.

"Brother Zhang!" Li Xiaoyao ran to Fang Xian in tears, "Auntie is like a mother to me, please do..."

Fang Xian had already planned his lines, waved his arms, flicked his long hair, and stared fiercely.

"Of course, I, Zhang Si, have been taken care of by Mrs. Li for many years. How can I sit idly by at this time!"

Seeing Zhang Siying's joy, Li Xiaoyao quickly pulled him towards the boat: "It's better, fourth brother! Let's go!"

"Why us?" Fang Xian buttoned his nose.

"Ah? Didn't you agree to take me there?" Brother Xiaoyao was astonished.

"I promise, go for you." Fang Xian flicked the booger ball.

"Is there any difference?" Brother Xiaoyao was a little confused.

"Hey... you are uneducated." Fang Xian shook his head and said, "You know, the wind and waves are strong, and it is difficult for two people on the boat to maintain balance. If you go, you will cause trouble, but I will be safer."

"That's it...but..." Li Xiaoyao scratched his head, "But I always feel that I have to go, otherwise I will be useless for the rest of my life."

Fang Xian deeply agrees with this statement. It seems that the characters in this game have been subtly injected with a certain consciousness to prevent the plot from drifting too far.

"Brother Xiaoyao, what is the most important thing in a person's life?" Fang Xian's eyes were deep.

Li Xiaoyao put on a stance, and played a couple of times like Bruce Lee: "Of course he is a chivalrous hero, crossing the rivers and lakes, and became a beauty in anger!"

"This is just a primary form, you have to look further away." Fang Xian pointed to the distance, "Think about it, what will happen to those heroes in the end?"

"I don't know any heroes."

"You are uneducated..." Fang Xian scratched his head again and persuaded patiently, "From Huang Yi in ancient times to Huang Feihong in Fang Shiyu, there are only two endings for heroes, either they die and lose their reputation, or they take their girls and live in seclusion. In the countryside, I live a life where my wife and children are on the hot bed."

"Makes sense."

"So, why don't we skip the middle process and go directly to the ultimate hermit garden ending?"

Li Xiaoyao was at a loss: "But I don't have a girl yet?"

"Wood." Fang Xian said helplessly, "Are the sisters at the door of your inn interested in you? Aunt Li also likes them. She married them and let them look after the inn. They work during the day and fly together at night. Aren't you already a living god? "

"You just say that..." Li Xiaoyao said aloud.

Fang Xian said angrily: "Hey... What a pity, do you know how much I envy you? I have been chasing Xianglan Xiulan for more than ten years, and no one would take a serious look at me, Zhang Si. So, taking risks like going out on a ship It’s up to me to take care of the matter, anyway, I, Zhang Si, only have one life.”

"Yes, Brother Zhang..."

"It's useless to talk too much! Aunt Li's life is at stake." Fang Xian looked serious, "Do you have any necessary tools to go to the island?"

Li Xiaoyao touched his backpack vigilantly: "How do you know that?"

"...Well, I picked up those black people on the boat and heard them talk about the Sky-Breaking Hammer and so on."

Li Xiaoyao gritted his teeth and handed the backpack to Zhang Si.

"Brother Zhang, it's up to you! There is a sky-breaking hammer in this bag. You have to smash the stone statues on the island to break the maze! But there is also a pill to avoid the miasma on the island. I have already taken it."

Fang Xian snatched the backpack and turned around to board the boat: "No problem, then I have a lot of pills."

There is a lot of nonsense, of course, the pill is actually called Wangyousan, and the person who takes it will fall into a coma after a day and lose the memory of the previous day. It is simply a black trick.

"Brother Zhang! This kindness must be repaid!" Li Xiaoyao bowed to see him off.

"Repay your kindness? How about this... I lack a wooden sword and cloak for self-defense, so I can borrow your outfit for it."

Carefree and reluctant: "But..."

Fang Xian said sadly: "I don't know if I can come back after I go, I just want to be decent."

"All right……"

Ever since, Zhang Si and Li Xiaoyao basically changed their clothes.

Xiaoyao bid farewell to Zhang Si with tears. Although he was moved, he still felt that he had been cheated.

When Fang Xian left the port, he was waving his oars, preparing to face the legendary wind and waves, when he saw a flash of blackness in front of his eyes, and he had arrived at the pier of the small island.

"...Is it here? Where are the big winds and waves?"

[There was no explanation in the original game, so I didn’t design it here. 】

"Can you hear me complain?"

[My Lord is God d(-_^). 】

"Well, I just want to say - Uncle Shui Sheng is a 2B."

(End of this chapter)