A leisurely city for solo travelers

Chapter 97 16 years ago
"Let--open--that--girl-girl." Fang Xian drifted over, with a radiant brilliance.

Hei Miaoren A looked at Fang Xian floating in the air: "Where...where did the monster come from..."

Black Miao man B pointed at his grandma and complained in a trembling voice: "Besides... this guy is not a girl!"

"I'm still complaining when I'm about to die!" Fang Xian floated in the air, lightly urged the fairy sword, and an invisible sword energy gushed out from the illusory sword body, seemingly drifting slowly towards the two Hei Miao people.

"What is this? Can't you just hide at this speed?" Hei Miao Renjia laughed, "It's just a mystery!"

"Brother, don't underestimate it. Let's hide to the side first." Hei Miao Renyi reminded.

"Right."

So, the two jumped to the side.

Fang Xian bit his nose in disdain: "Hmph, when you see this sword, you're already dead."

I saw that the seemingly slow sword energy suddenly disappeared, passed through the two dragon sleeves in an instant, and returned to the sword body in an instant. Every step forward and backward was between lightning and flint. Even Fang Xian himself was stunned. If you can't see the trajectory clearly, it's obviously no longer a harmonious existence.

Then, the pupils of the two Hemiao people suddenly dimmed, and they fell to the ground, reduced to two corpses.

Fang Xian himself was frightened by this ability: "Could it be the ultimate soul weapon that ignores the body! It doesn't even have a damage figure, and the fairy weapon is really IMBA."

[That must be, this is the treasure of the town sect headed by Shushan, another name is 'Soul Harvester', I prefer to call him 'GM Power']

"Fuck, old man, you're resurrected! I miss this feeling so much! This kind of combination of Western fantasy and Eastern fairy tales, interspersed with the sense of disobedience of copycat online games!!"

【Recently, my mood is much better, I used time travel to come out to have fun.Remember, the power of the GM can harvest all souls. You are basically invincible in this plane. After all, you have been promoted to the head of Shushan, so you must have some skills. 】

"Thank you for the reminder, can I bring this thing back to the present world?"

[Stop dreaming, this is the power of the GM, it is not considered a game item, only the things in your bag can be brought back to reality. 】

"Okay, speaking of this stuff, does Ye Ge have one in reality?"

[You're thinking wrong, brother Ye is a strange existence, every day he can see beautiful women taking a bath, but he can't appear himself, in fact, he is not happy, you know the feeling every time you watch a goddess having sex with someone else what? 】

"..."

Back at the scene, grandma had already knelt down to Fang Daxian.

"Great God...you are really a great god..." Grandma snotted and burst into tears, "The great god is the master of my family, the Miao witch king is stupid, he listened to the slander of worshiping the moon, and imprisoned the witch empress..."

But at this time, Fang Xian was already taking the loli version of Ling'er for a ride on the fairy sword.

Ling'er was wildly laughing foolishly, applauding non-stop.

"Great God! Great God, what are you doing!" Grandma was shocked. Could it be that this great god is simply a pedophile god?

Fang Xian rubbed the little head of the loli version of Linger, he really liked it, imagine how cute it would be if he and Linger really had a daughter in the future.

[If you think too much, she must be a generous-faced dick. If you want to give birth to a daughter, her life will be ruined. 】

"...Have you been frustrated by not coming out for so long?"

[It's still more rushing to complain like this. 】

Fang Xian knew that now was not the time to play around, and his mother-in-law was being imprisoned, which was absolutely unbearable.

Fang Xian had already seen the female Phoenix hovering beside him, and waved her to come over: "You, you, hurry up, we just met."

"Here we come..." Fenghuang was always on standby here, thinking that a flying fairy from the sky would save him the work of escaping the hunchback, but it seemed that the great fairy didn't intend to help.

Fang Xian hugged Linger and said softly, "Linger, go to the island to listen to grandma and master."

"En! Thank you uncle for taking Ling'er for a ride!" Ling'er was still giggling, obviously not seeing the current situation clearly.

Fang Xian did not forget to remind at the end: "By the way, stay away from that brat surnamed Li, our surname Zhang is a good person, remember that."

Therefore, this sentence was engraved in Ling'er's young mind like the teachings of the gods.

Fang Xian sent his grandma and Ling'er to Fenghuang's back, and watched them go away.

Perhaps, it was this scene that made Grandma and Ling'er have a more favorable impression of each other.

Fang Xian walked away with his sword and headed straight for the Black Miao people's lair.

At this time, in the Heimiao Palace, Baiyue was slandering the Witch King, Fang Xian's father-in-law.

The master of worshiping the moon is dressed in black, his veins are protruding, and his body is full of strange patterns. This old pervert has practiced poison all his life, and he is simply a person who is more demon than demon.

The so-called pure villain is despicable and shameless, ugly in appearance, insane, outraged by gods and men, and the leader of worshiping the moon has done quite well.

"Your Majesty the Witch King, Lin Qing'er's unleashed demonic spells caused floods in my Miaojiang area. This is to summon water monsters to usurp the throne."

The Witch King is a middle-aged bearded man, stupid and weak, at this moment, he frowned: "Aiqing, my wife isn't that bad?"

Fang Xian finally understood why Ling'er spoke like this with such stupid mantras and modal particles.

Baiyue shook her head sadly: "Your Majesty, since you came to the throne, the weather in Miaojiang has been smooth every year, but in the past two years, after you won Lin Qing'er and gave birth to Zhao Ling'er, the heavy rain fell for several months. According to the investigation by the old minister, at the bottom of the river outside, the water monster has almost formed, and it will be too late if we do not get rid of this scourge!"

"Aiqing, what you said is right, but I have been married to Qing'er for many years, and she gave birth to a big girl for us. There is no evidence that I really can't do it."

Baiyue is full of loyalty and integrity: "There is no need for evidence at all. Lin Qing'er is the only one in Miaojiang who has this demon method. For the sake of the common people in Miaojiang, His Majesty must kill relatives righteously!"

"Let me think about it again..."

Pailing the moon anxiously: "The night is long and dreamy, if the water monster..."

The old guy was about to talk nonsense again when he heard a detached chuckle.

"Hmph...Old man, I will take your life here first, and then we'll talk about it after you have a good time." Fang Xianpiao came.

Baiyue stared at Fang Xian, his character was not set up to face this situation, and he had already stayed where he was.

"Let's go." Fang Xian waved his arms, the sword shadow floated by, two flashes, Bai Yue's eyes were empty, and he fell to the ground with a "plop".

The boss was like an "ant" and was crushed to death for the first time.

The Witch King looked at Fang Xian, then at Baiyue, then at Fang Xian, and then at Baiyue, he was obviously scared to death.

Fang Xian looked at the Witch King and was also very entangled. It stands to reason that he should call Yue Zhang, but he couldn't call this guy.

"Hey... let's go, let my mother-in-law out, don't let her suffer." Fang Xian had no choice but to grab the Witch King and fly to the cell.

"Please speak clearly!" The Witch King struggled to understand the situation, "Who is your mother-in-law?"

Fang Xian gritted his teeth and said, "It's your wife."

"Oh?!" The Witch King's expression turned serious, and he asked tentatively, "My son-in-law?"

"How many times is this, how many times is this!! How many times have I been a son!" Fang Xian shook his head, admitting it, after all, Ling'er has the genes of this guy, so she must be naturally dumbfounded Part of it is inherited from here.

Holding the Witch King is very convenient. No one dared to stop him when he entered the prison of the Hei Miao people. Elder Shi, who was guarding the gate, cried out in surprise when he saw Fang Xian, and dared not make a move.

Now that the maze is not a problem, Fang Xian grabs the Witch King and quickly arrives in front of the Witch Queen's cell.

The Queen Witch has taken good care of her skin, her skin is still fair and tender at this age, so she must be fine in the future.

She looked very calm, and even looked at Fang Xian with... an inexplicable liking, just like a mother-in-law feels when she looks at her son-in-law, the more she looks at her, the more she likes her.

"Although his face is a bit square, he is a good man." Queen Wu concluded in one sentence.

"Mother-in-law is mighty!" Fang Xian put down the Witch King and bowed in salute. He still respects his mother-in-law who is extremely dedicated and enlightened. Yue solves it, you come out and live a good life with your father-in-law."

As Fang Xian spoke, he took out his big axe and easily cut off the railing of the cell.

The Witch King exclaimed: "My son-in-law, you can play tricks. General Pan is possessed. Are you interested in being a Witch King?"

"..." Fang Xian ignored the Witch King and helped the Witch Queen up, "My son-in-law is late, which makes my mother-in-law suffer. You should go and rest quickly. I will find the Water Spirit Pearl and take it away myself. I won't bother you anymore." "

At this time, the Queen Wu shook her head profoundly.

"My boy...it's all hallucinations, it's all memories...you know, these things have happened."

"Hey." Fang Xian also sighed, "I just want to make you happy, or rather, I want to make you happy in my dream, so as to comfort you."

The Witch Queen's face was full of kindness, and she stroked Fang Xian's square face: "Good boy, I am happy just to see you. I believe you will treat Ling'er very well."

As soon as the words fell, there was a strange movement in the pond under the prison.

The Empress Wu's expression froze: "Go, child, go to Yuhang Town. Ling'er and grandma are over there, and Shui Lingzhu is also over there. Leave the matter here to me."

Fang Xian stood in front of Empress Wu and smiled contentedly: "Water monsters are not a problem, mother-in-law is waiting, son-in-law will take its life."

Empress Wu just smiled helplessly: "He...has no life at all, so what's the point?"

Fang Xian didn't hear these words, he jumped into the water a long time ago.

This place is theoretically a waterway leading to the big lake outside. Baiyue is the water monster raised there. Now Fang Xian is comparable to a GM. Although he knows it's just an illusion, but carpe diem can save this imaginary mother-in-law from death , the mood will always be better.

The Immortal Sword is an omnipotent thing, not only waterproof but also propulsive. The small underwater maze couldn't stop Fang Xian at all, and he bumped into that evil thing after a few casual swims.

There is no need to describe the appearance of the Water Monster. To put it simply, it is a tentacle monster with a disgusting ghost head. The designer at that time was very forward-looking and made monsters that often appeared in a certain type of cartoons in Nihongguo in advance.

Fang Xian looked up, the water monster didn't seem too tall, but the size of a five or six-story building was far from enough to destroy the world, so it's really worthless to work hard for such a thing.

The water monster has no mind and doesn't know how to be afraid. When it sees Fang Xian, it swims over to eat Fang Xian with its teeth bared.

(End of this chapter)