I survived 999 catastrophes

Chapter 202: Ying Zheng Unifies!
The person in charge of filming is Duxian Zhenren.

No way, people are familiar with the Hunyuan mirror, and they have used other people's magic weapons, so I can't say, why don't they do the work for them?

But it's not suitable for Du Xian to act in anything, so he might as well become a photographer.

I won't talk about the plot of "A Chinese Ghost Story". Hetu has watched these two classic movies over and over again, and he is already familiar with them by heart.

After the filming officially started, Hetu was shocked.

Originally, I thought that Qingming would play Nie Xiaoqian, but now Nie Xiaoqian is going to be Sanwu, but it turned out that it was not the same thing.

Regardless of whether it is happiness, anger or sorrow, Qingming's performance is very good. In addition, Qingming himself has outstanding strength. He can fly around and perform many special effects and stunts by himself.

On the other hand, Hetu was very confident in himself at the beginning, but he lacked concentration when playing against the beautifully dressed Qingming like a fairy.

Fortunately, the process was safe and sound.

It took several days, but it can be regarded as the completion of this epic masterpiece.

Subsequent editing, packaging, and following, it will be released to the public to test the water...

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Old man Wang is an ordinary orphan in Sha County, Cangshan Mountain.

I still remember that when Old Man Wang was just born, only two months old, when he was still a baby, my mother held him in her arms and told Old Man Wang while breastfeeding:

"Old man, there are gods on Cangshan Mountain. When you grow up, you have to be successful. Try to go to Cangshan Mountain and serve the gods to wash their feet."

Old Man Wang opened his mouth and said on the spot:
"Fuck you, what conditions do you dare to give birth to me?"

Suddenly, the mother is kind and the son is filial.

From that day on, old man Wang became an orphan, an ordinary orphan.

On this day, Old Man Wang was going to Shaxian County to check the gold he had stored there. As an orphan, of course he was so poor that all he had left was gold.

I heard someone shouting loudly on the road:
"Extra! Extra! The first epic masterpiece "A Chinese Ghost Story" by the General Administration of Abnormal Human Beings will be screened for free at the gate of the village soon! Go see it, everyone!"

All of a sudden, the common people came to watch and commented one after another.

"What is this General Administration of Abnormal Human Beings?"

"I don't know, I've never heard of it before."

"I've only heard of Jushan Mental Hospital."

"Go, go, go and have a look."

A group of people hurried home to get melon seeds, snacks, bench drinks, and went to the village gate to watch the situation.

Old man Wang is also very curious, what can be called an epic masterpiece?And let so many ordinary people join in the show?

This is simply not looking down upon me, Old Man Wang from Shaxian County!

At that time, he followed his subordinates fiercely and said:

"Go to the gate of the village to build a sunshade, hold a bowl of rice wine, and give a bowl to each villager, so the villagers must not be thirsty and dry.

Remember to be kind to others, these are all fellow villagers, do you understand? "

The men said they understood and went to prepare.

Old man Wang did another good thing and was very happy inside.

Stop talking, go to the movies.

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The common people are very curious about the movie, and they don't know what it means. When they arrived at the scene, they saw a big stage set up at the gate of the village, and a huge white curtain was placed on the stage.

In front of the curtain, there is also a strange machine with a boulder stuck in it.

The staff in practice uniforms are busy.

As a member of the Taiqiong Sect, Shi Jinlang certainly wanted to help.

Besides, he is one of the actors, so he will definitely come to the premiere, show his face, and thank the audience.

Although Shi Jinlang didn't understand what the premiere meant, and why he wanted to show his face on the stage to thank the audience, but as long as the head master Zhen said it, it must be right!
The staff of the Abnormal Human Joint Administration naturally prepared some cold drinks to quench the thirst and cool down the heat of the people watching the premiere.

But before the things were released, I saw that someone was already posting them. Not only that, but also people were building awnings.

Seeing this situation, the staff of the Joint General Administration suddenly made a moved voice:

"Thanks to Master Zhen!"

He Tu didn't know that he had already recited his skills in emptiness. He was leading a group of leading actors on the stage to thank everyone for coming to the premiere.

Originally, the purpose of making a movie was to enrich the amateur cultural life of ordinary people. Naturally, no money would be charged.

"Road Unexpected"

Old Man Wang took the book in his hand and narrowed his eyes slightly:

"It's over, what should I do if I can't read?"

Without further ado, the movie begins.

From the very beginning, it was obvious that it was a big production.

Master Jiajiu flew in the sky and rotated 300 degrees, split in the air and twisted [-] degrees on the spot, and then drilled [-] meters with the auger on the spot, and the thumbs of both feet landed steadily.

The difficulty level is [-]%, the artistic performance is [-]%, and the audience score is [-]%.

It has already set a record.

The common people are dumbfounded, what the hell is this?

In fact, except for the exaggerated real-life action of Jiajiu in the opening scene, the rest of the movie is pretty good.

Especially when He Tu came on stage, he was so handsome!

A child stood up and shouted:
"I know him! I know him! The God of Worker who specializes in burning bricks is worshiped in the temple!"

After the child shouted, he was pulled back by the mother next to him, and scolded:
"Don't make loud noises in public places, if you are a brat, your head will be broken by the God of Work!"

As soon as the mother finished speaking, the child was so frightened that she immediately fell silent.

Hetu was a little puzzled, why did I become a god of work?Isn't this the God of War that was advertised before?
He Tu also personally designed a body of muscles for himself, similar to that of Mr. Kui.

But now is not the time to think about such things, the movie will soon be released on Qingming Festival.

As soon as Qingming appeared on the stage, that guy was terrible, and the atmosphere of the scene exploded at that time.

"Who is this? A fairy?"

"It must be a goddess!"

"I understand this movie, it makes us believe in this goddess!"

"I believe it!"

It's just that Hetu sounds like the direction of public opinion is a bit wrong, right?

But Hetu was very happy to see everyone so enthusiastic.

In terms of entertainment, we must continue to pay close attention.

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On the other side, Qin Xianyang Palace.

Ying Zheng is the king of Qin, young and promising, he has just ascended the throne not long ago, but at this time he is the first and the second elder.

Ying Qiangu is a royal family who went out to cultivate immortals long ago in the state of Qin.

After this mortal cultivates immortality, he will generally not enter the world again, and Qin Guo never thought about asking Ying Qiangu to help him.

As for Ying Zheng's seniority, he is the grandson of Ying Qiangu.

Now I was very happy to see the immortal grandma from decades ago suddenly come back, but I was a little confused when I saw a large number of immortals behind me.

What's going on?

Someone came up and said:
"Yingzheng, you are blessed. Head Zhen said that you will be the first emperor in the world, called Emperor Shi, and your surname will be Shi from now on."

Ying Qiangu on the side hurriedly corrected:
"Hai is the beginning of the beginning, I don't mean to change his surname to Shi."

The monk was dumbfounded.

It's not that he deliberately teased Ying Zheng, he is actually a cultivator and does not need to be educated!
What do you need to learn to cultivate immortals? Tell me?If you can understand herbs and meditate, you will be done.

This is also the reason why Hetu wants to directly smash the system of cultivating immortals. The progress of productivity is the driving force of social progress, and science is the engine of productivity!
Believe in science and abandon waste, starting from you and me!
Ying Zheng was a little stunned at the time and wanted to say something:
"Why do I..."

But before he could say anything, Ying Qiangu stopped him:

"Don't talk. You may lose your skin right now. These are the lines you should recite."

After Ying Qiangu finished speaking, he threw a stack of paper over and wrote on it:
"For generations to come, the bright moon of my Great Qin Dynasty will surely shine brightly!"

"Ah? Why do you want to read this sentence?" Ying Zheng was a little confused, and suggested:

"I am the First Emperor. The future generations will be counted, and the second and third generations will be passed down endlessly! Could this sentence be better? Actually, I have been thinking about this issue before."

Ying Zheng said, and quickly took out a lot of paper:
"Look, Grandma Qiangu, this is the line I was thinking about before. I originally thought about calling myself the First Emperor after sweeping across Liuhe. I didn't expect that the head Zhen actually wanted to go with me!"

After Ying Zheng finished speaking, Ying Qiangu scolded:
"You are the one who called Master Zhen? Chuangshishen! By the way, don't call me grandma! Call me Ying Qiangu!"

Although Ying Qiangu is a person who is dozens of years old and nearly a hundred years old, he still has a girlish heart.

"Ah? God of Creation? Grandma Qiangu, what kind of god is God of Creation?"

Ying Zheng was stunned again, where had he heard of the God of Creation?

"Call my name! Don't call me grandma!"

Ying Qiangu had already taken the paper from Ying Zheng's hand. When he read it, he saw that what was written on it were plans for unifying the world and sweeping Liuhe.

What should I call myself "Zhen", overshadow the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, be called the First Emperor, unify weights and measures, and so on.

Don't tell me, after looking at it, I think it's quite planned and reasonable.

Ying Qiangu looked at Ying Zheng in surprise, this grandchildren of the winning family seemed——

A bit of middle school.

"Don't ask so much. In short, if you call Chuangshishen, it's over. We are all lackeys of Chuangshishen, no, we are subordinates. Now Chuangshishen wants to re-establish the rules. You are the first emperor. Here, you put Read this."

Another monk handed over the document again, and Ying Zheng read it quickly, and what was written in it coincided with what Ying Zheng thought!

Ying Zheng was convinced at the time. Although he didn't know what kind of god this creation god was, he always felt that he was very stupid!

After reaching a preliminary consensus, Ying Zheng began to discuss with the monks a plan to unify the world.

"By the way, I don't know what your names are?"

Everyone introduced themselves one after another, namely:
Bai Qi, Li Xin, Meng Tian, ​​Li Si...

In this way, the wheel of Qin's unification of the world was rolling forward under the strong push of Hetu.

After a while, they discussed a complete policy and strategy for unifying the world.

(Everyone help me correct the typos and continue to code)

(End of this chapter)