My wife A exploded

"Woooooo..." Qin Xuan woke up and started humming again.

"I said why you didn't talk for a long time. It turned out that I forgot to fetch the cloth strip for you. Let's talk about it now." Yue carefully removed the cloth strip that was strangling Qin Xuan's mouth, and threw it aside.

"I'm suffocating, I'm almost going to see the devil! Wife, please don't gag me anymore, it's so uncomfortable." Qin Xuan took a big breath of fresh air, and Qin Xuan's liver-like complexion gradually returned to normal up.

"Well, I thought you passed out from the pain, but that's it? Hurry up and prepare for the next time." After saying that, Yue walked towards the booth.

It turned out that because he really had nothing to do, Yue remembered the street performance video he had watched in the base.

After asking the nearby vendors if they could perform on this street, she thought she should give it a try, since it was boring anyway.

So just like that, the innocent Qin Xuan became a performance prop, tied to a stool, and gagged.

"My wife, what do you call a bear jumping into the ring of fire? Why didn't I see a bear? What is a bear?" Scratching his head, Qin Xuan followed Yue to the booth.

The whole booth is made of Satie, a metal that is very common in Broronsad, and is generally used to make ordinary household Saware.

So this booth is also an ordinary sabot. In addition to being strong in support and able to bear more weight of goods, this booth is also waterproof and fireproof.

Therefore, Yue took out two iron rings from the system backpack, who did not know what they had been used for, chanted a spell, applied fire magic to them, and fixed them on the booth.

"Ah, Gou Xiong is what my family calls Sa Xiong. Isn't it right in front of my eyes?" Yue Yue smiled maliciously as she patted Qin Xuan's plump shoulder.

After staying on this planet for a long time, Yue has gotten used to the strange names that the people of Broronsard have for things.

The chicken is called Saji, the melon is called Sagua, and the money is called Sabi. Of course, the bear must be called Saxiong.

"Hey hey hey, you won't be able to run away if you run, look at those in the hat, I'll treat you to a good meal tonight." Qin Xuan just wanted to run, but was held down by Yue immediately, after a set of sweet words and violent attacks, Qin Xuan Xuan was a little shaken.

"Although I have rough skin and thick flesh, will the fire burn my clothes? Mom will definitely scold me when I go home wearing ragged clothes." I agreed, but because of face, I had no choice but to change the topic with my mother.

"I'll add water magic to you. That's all. Get ready quickly. The show will start soon. The audience is impatient." With a wave of his hand, a thin mist of water started from the beginning and gradually enveloped Qin Xuan.

"Isn't this considered cheating... By the way, my wife, did you not chant a spell just now?" Qin Xuan was like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered, letting Yue be at his mercy.

"It's okay, just wait and tell them that this is a protective measure. As for the chanting, I can already read the basic spells of the water system quickly. How about I read it to you slowly?" , Yue removed the water film on Qin Xuan's body, and started singing again.

"The source of life from Broronsard, please awaken here, and cover this person with pure and unsullied water mist: water shield." This time, Yue paused word by word, and read each word clearly Festival.

"Uh, why is this happening again..." Just now, when she was still lamenting that she had finally done it, Qin Xuan was covered by the water film again, only the mouth and nose, the two breathable places, were exposed.

"Did you hear this time, there are so many demands, just wait here obediently, I'll go and scan the venue again." Ignoring Qin Xuan's complaints just now, Yue took the hat and walked in front of the crowd again.

"I believe that everyone felt that the boulder-crushing performance just now wasn't exciting enough. Isn't it just smashing a rock? I can do it by me." Yue imitated the appearance of a man, stretched out her breasts, and pretended to pat Twice.

"Everyone, I can do it too!" The atmosphere was stirred up, and the crowd of onlookers echoed.

"So next, you will definitely not dare to imitate the performance we are going to perform." Yue deliberately made a mistake.

"What is it? The circle of fire in the back? Where's the bear that you mentioned just now going through the circle of fire?" Among the onlookers, there are always people who like to ask questions.

"That's a good question from the judge. The performance you're waiting for is indeed a bear going through a ring of fire. As for Saxiong, I'm sure I can't do it for you. It takes several S-level adventurers to capture and subdue it alive." Moving to the side of the fire ring again, Yue leaned on the booth with one hand to wipe the sweat off his head.

"So, Dang Dang Dang! My assistant, the idiot, will go through the fire ring instead of Sa Xiong." Focusing all the eyes of the onlookers on Qin Xuan, Yue still called him idiot.

"Although my assistant is not afraid of fire, but the clothes on his body are afraid, so I used a little trick to put a water film on him, so as not to wait for him to disappear and dirty everyone's eyes." Perfectly explained Qin Xuan's body After the strange water film, Yue finally got down to business.

"So, if the performance is wonderful, please vote again to show your approval for our performance." Throwing the hat on the ground, Yue added another fire to the fire ring.

"Attention everyone, don't imitate this kind of behavior at home. Generally speaking, it will be miserable next time. Next, let my assistant say some last words... No, let my assistant say some encouragement Come and support yourself who is working hard." Almost slipping the tongue, Yue rounded up the words mechanically.

"I don't want to die..." Before he could finish speaking, Qin Xuan saw the familiar magic gag again, and after struggling in his heart, he found that he had no way out.

"Help me tell my mother that I love her very much..." After rejecting the cloth strip in Yue's hand, Qin Xuan followed her instructions and stood in front of the ring of fire.

"Okay, my assistant is ready, where are the screams and cheers from everyone?" Seeing that things were going according to his plan, Yue had a bright smile on his face.

"I didn't expect this to be possible. I'm sure I won't be able to cook him with that kind of fire. How about I rent a stall tomorrow and bring idiots to perform acrobatics every day, so that I can make a lot of money and increase my small coffers?" Yue Wang Looking at the carnival crowd in the distance, he realized that he had suddenly discovered a business opportunity.

"Hey, idiot, when you're ready, go ahead and jump on your own. Everyone is waiting." Due to the introduction just now, the crowd around him already knew the name of this chubby little fat guy, and the people who were heckled couldn't wait any longer. , and quickly began to urge Qin Xuan, who seemed to be petrified.