I open a tavern in the Three Realms

"Then I have to ask Fellow Daoist Yun!"

Du Kang didn't explain much, and directly blamed Yun Ting.He didn't want Sun Wukong and Lu Dongbin to drink up all the wine in their restaurant.

Yun Ting nodded and said with a grin: "Lu Shangxian, this non-intoxicating wine is only available in my tavern in the mortal world. I didn't bring it to heaven."

"Oh? Then why didn't Fellow Daoist Yun bring you here?" Lu Dongbin asked slightly disappointed.

"This is the rule! Heaven has its rules, and mortals have their own rules!" Yun Ting said, blinking.

He's not that stupid, he brought the wine from the system up to the sky.If you took out all your wealth at once, how could you use it for yourself?
Even the flower wine the Queen Mother drank was just a pound of organic rose petals thrown into it.

As for other "Buddha poured" and "immortal drunk" and so on, Chinese medicinal materials such as wolfberry are also added.Needless to say strong, the taste is also pure.Even if it is not as good as the wine produced by the system, it is the ceiling of the "wine making industry" in the world.

"Where is your tavern?" Sun Wukong couldn't help interjecting and asked.

"The central city of Shenzhou Kingdom, Xingcheng." Yun Ting took out his mobile phone and wanted to show him the map, but suddenly remembered that the mobile phone could not be turned on.

"Oh..." Sun Wukong scratched his head, looked at Nezha and said, "Why hasn't Erlang God come here yet? How about we go down and look for him?"

"Second brother should be here soon, but we are in Du Shangxian's mansion right now, even if he comes, he won't be able to find us..."

"Then let him find more meetings!"

Monkey King turned around and jumped into the hall, looking here, touching there, wishing he could take all the wine from the Danyuan Conference.

Seeing him running in, Du Kang didn't have time to stop him, so he followed in with a full face of apologetic smiles, "Holy Buddha, Holy Buddha... what kind of wine do you want to drink, please tell me, I'll get it for you! These jars of wine, yes You must not touch it. Otherwise, the Jade Emperor will blame me, and I will really be killed!"

His words were not false, the Jade Emperor didn't deal with him today, it was entirely because of the face of the Supreme Lord, and because Yun Ting had something to use.If they lost their value, their lives would naturally be lost.

Sun Wukong snorted coldly, turned around and walked towards Yunting again, "Little Taoist, tell me, is there still wine here?"

"Great Sage, I only brought so much wine to heaven. The Jade Emperor left me here just now because he wanted me to deliver the wine in the middle of the night..."

"What? The Jade Emperor asked you to deliver the wine in the middle of the night?"

Hearing this, Sun Wukong immediately interrupted his words, blinking his piercing eyes, not knowing what he was thinking.

The other gods were also stunned.How could this mortal tell the "secret" without any hesitation, and even tell it to so many gods?

He is not afraid of being betrayed by others, he is really innocent and cute, but it is hard to guard against.

"Yes, but he didn't say the reason. He just gave me a royal token, sealed me as a wine boy, and asked me to deliver the wine in the middle of the night."

Yun Ting took out the sapphire plaque from his bosom, and said in a graceful manner.

Originally, Lu Dongbin, Nezha, and Sun Wukong were a little wary of him. After all, he was a mortal and was left behind by the Jade Emperor, so they didn't think much of him.

I didn't expect him to trust everyone so much, and let the truth out without any defense. It's really hard to "hate" or hate.

In addition, Li Bai praised him a lot along the way, and the immortals liked Yun Ting even more.

It is said that after Sun Wukong and Nezha left Nantianmen, they went straight to the Bajing Palace.When they came to the Bajing Palace, Li Bai and Lu Dongbin happened to come out together.So the four of them tacitly agreed, and came to Du's mansion with a tacit understanding.

Along the way, Li Bai excitedly praised Yun Ting and his tavern, coupled with his outstanding literary talent and rich knowledge, he naturally described the mortal tavern vividly and vividly.

What he said was so hypnotic, and even the three of Monkey King were itchy and drooling, wishing to go down to the mortal world immediately...

"It's really the unimpeded token of the old Jade Emperor!" Monkey King said after taking a look.

"Oh, the Jade Emperor is really friendly to Fellow Daoist Yun!" Nezha said thoughtfully.

"It must be inconvenient for the Jade Emperor to take away all the wine, so he specially asked Fellow Daoist Yun to deliver it in the middle of the night!" Lu Dongbin said implicitly.

"He won't be embarrassed! There must be something tricky!" Li Bai said bluntly.

He was right in guessing, but if it were someone else, he would never say it outspokenly.If he hadn't been the beloved disciple of the Moral God of the Bajing Palace, a talented poet, and a prince in the world... just because of his arrogant and unruly character, he would have been hacked to death long ago.

"Junior Brother, don't talk nonsense!" Lu Dongbin said, tugging at Li Bai's sleeve.

"Lu Shangxian don't need to panic. Although my old grandson is not a good person, he is not a villain either. He will definitely not report to the old Jade Emperor."

Sun Wukong threw the royal card to Yunting, scratched his face again and said.

"Brother Lu, of course I won't talk too much, so please relax!" Nezha said, clasping his hands.

Du Kang will not complain anymore.The relationship between Du Kang and Li Bai has always been friendly, even at the Danyuan Conference, they would not betray each other, let alone such trivial matters.

As for Yun Ting, a mortal who first entered the fairyland urgently needs a big backer!No one knows what he is thinking at all, what does he want?Will he choose to side with the Jade Emperor?

Therefore, the immortals do not know!Don't dare to choose to believe him easily!
"Brother Li and all the immortals, don't worry, even if I, Yun Ting, were beheaded by the Jade Emperor, I wouldn't say anything against the immortals next to his ears! If I chew on the root of my tongue, I'm willing to be struck by lightning from the sky..."

Neither humble nor overbearing, Yun Ting raised his hand to swear poisonously in a calm manner.

Although this swearing is like farting to modern people, it is a kind of credibility guarantee to ancient people.

Seeing Yun Ting's swearing appearance, and the fact that he was not afraid of life and death before, and was willing to take the blame for Li and Du, the immortals believed him.

"Fellow Daoist Yun, don't make such a poisonous oath, we trust you!"

Li Bai and Du Kang hurriedly said, afraid that he was really struck by lightning, where can they go to find wine in the future?

"Friend Daoist Yun, do you know spells?" Sun Wukong asked abruptly.

"No!" Yun Ting replied truthfully.

"Oh? Then how do you deliver wine in the middle of the night? Could it be possible to walk there? Then it will be the year of the monkey..."

"This……"

It was really difficult for Yun Ting to ask Sun Wukong for help, after all, he was not familiar with him.

But he didn't expect that before he could speak, everyone unanimously asked Monkey King to help him.Anyway, the Jade Emperor didn't say that he couldn't ask others to help, so he just took advantage of the loophole and asked Monkey King to accompany him to deliver the wine.By the way, let's take a look and see what tricks the Jade Emperor is playing.

So, a group of gods gathered around a mortal and warmed up.The purpose is to ask for an extra glass of wine to drink...

At night, Monkey King put the four altars of wine on somersault clouds, and took Yun Ting to the Jade Emperor's Lingxiao Palace.

It's just that the surroundings are quiet, and there is no one on duty, let alone the Jade Emperor.It can be seen that the Jade Emperor had planned to withdraw all the heavenly soldiers on this route.

The two didn't dare to talk too much, they just made eye contact, then lightly placed the wine jar under a certain silver osmanthus tree, and left quickly.

It was as if they had never been here.

On the way back to Du's mansion, a cold wind suddenly blew up, making Yun Ting shiver from the cold.If Sun Wukong hadn't held him back, he would have fallen off the clouds long ago.

"Fellow Daoist Yun, are you really determined to return to the human world right away?"

As soon as Monkey King and Yun Ting returned to the Du Mansion, the immortals couldn't wait to ask.

"Well, if I don't return to the human world, I'm afraid something will happen!" Yun Ting said while touching the phone that couldn't be turned on.

The immortals were reluctant and could not keep him.After all, the Jade Emperor said that after the Danyuan Conference is over, Yun Ting can return to the world.I'm afraid something will happen if I stay in the heaven for a while.So the immortals no longer want to stay.One by one, they were all thinking in their hearts how to go down to the mortal world to find him for a drink.

"Fellow Daoist Yun, choosing a day is worse than hitting a day, so I, my grandson, will send you back to the world!" As soon as the words fell, Monkey King rushed out of the Du Mansion with Yun Ting in his arms, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"...Ah! Haven't you taken away the snacks of Fellow Daoist Yun yet?" Du Kang put down the bowl and chopsticks, and said dumbfounded.

He doesn't care about Yunting's snacks, what he cares about is Yunting!This time, the Dan Yuan Conference made such a big mess, if it wasn't for Yun Ting's boldness and carefulness in spitting out lotus flowers, and the Taishang Laojun pleading for mercy, I'm afraid I would have been wiped out long ago!

Yun Ting's trip was safe and sound, so Du Kang naturally wanted to ask him for a recipe for wine making after the meeting.

The ghost knows that there is no chance to be alone!I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse for Sun Wukong and his party to get into trouble!
At this moment, the immortals were eating and drinking at his house, and Monkey King suddenly made a fuss, and no one could stand it.

"Du Shangxian, don't worry about Brother Hou, let's continue to drink and talk... If you don't get drunk tonight, you won't go home."

Nezha is no longer surprised.His Brother Monkey can do anything, there is nothing he can't do, only what he can't think of.

Du Kang thought about it, so he continued to entertain Nezha, Li Bai, and Lu Dongbin to drink and eat meat.As for the jar of snacks left by Yun Ting, just put it there!Wait until he comes back to heaven to eat again!
Everyone here, apart from Sun Wukong, there is indeed no one more suitable than him to send Yunting back to the world.

It is said that Sun Wukong pulled Yun Ting out of Du's mansion, and after somersaulting on Yun, he rushed straight to the world like lightning.

That lightning-fast flying speed almost made Yun Ting spit it out on the spot!Fortunately, he only ate a few elixir, and there was nothing to vomit in his stomach!

After a stick of incense time, Yun Ting guided Monkey King to the top of Star City.It was exactly six days later in the evening.

"Wow... Great, Great Sage, I'm dizzy!"

Yun Ting grabbed Monkey King's right arm and said as if vomiting.

"Fly a few more times!" Sun Wukong helped him off the somersault cloud, and couldn't help but said: "This, is your tavern?"

Monkey King stood outside the anti-theft door, looking left and right at the surrounding houses.He has been here before in the human world, but not in Star City.

This is the first time he has come to Star City, and he is meeting a strange man whom he has never met before!people!
Yun Ting coughed a few times, then grabbed the three-inch short hair with his hands, then straightened his clothes that were blown by the wind, and said, "The speed of the Great Sage is really faster than the high-speed rail. The fastest high-speed rail is 300 miles. You are at least 1000 miles. I think, if you hadn't covered me with immortal magic, I would have been blown into facial paralysis long ago!"

Monkey King asked puzzledly: "High-speed rail? What is it?"

"Do you know about airplanes? Iron boxes that fly in the sky! High-speed trains are... iron boxes that run on railways!"

"Uh………"

Sun Wukong ignored him and turned to look at the night view of the galaxy.

When the lanterns come on, the Milky Way is shining brightly.It’s just that among the lights in thousands of households, is there any light left for me?
"Hey... Fortunately, it's dark, and everyone is eating at home."

Yun Ting came back to his senses, and when he walked to the back door and wanted to open it, he suddenly found that the key was left inside.

"Aww~Aww"

Finally, a faint whisper came from inside, it was Dog Dan, and Dog Bullet finally knew that he was back.

Yun Ting was so excited, "Dog bomb, open the door! I didn't bring the key!"

"........."

After a moment, the smart dog, after smelling the owner's breath, unscrewed the anti-theft door with its front paws.

"Aww~Aww"

It's just that as soon as it opened the door, it saw the vicious Monkey King, jumped up and groaned, and hid behind Yun Ting.

In fact, it already knew that Yun Ting had returned home, but it just felt a strong hostility and dared not speak out.After confirming that it was correct, it made a low beep.

After all, Dog Ball is still a dog.Monkey King just pointed with his hand, and then fell to the ground unconscious.

Yun Ting looked anxiously at Monkey King, "It..."

Sun Wukong said casually: "Fall asleep."

Yun Ting saw that it was fine and just fell asleep, so he stopped talking nonsense.Quickly let Sun Wukong pull in, then lock the door, pick up the dog and go into the house.

"Fellow Daoist Yun, just bring out any good wine in your house!" As soon as Sun Wukong walked into the front hall, he looked around and said, "Over there, what is written?"

What he pointed to was the price tag on the wall. It turned out that Monkey King really didn't know modern characters.But this is also normal. He was born and raised by nature and has never been to school. How could he know how to read?