The strongest man system in the female world

"Young man, whose family are you?

How many people are there in the family?What are you doing?
How many acres of land does your family have?Is there any bad record?
Don't have good friends who play better on weekdays?

How many people are there in his family?What are you doing?
How many acres of land do you have at home?Is there any bad record?
Doesn't he have any good friends who play with him?
How many acres of land does your family have? ..."

Mo Linglong stood shivering among a group of strong women, pitiful, weak and helpless.

I had to grab the corner of my clothes nervously.

In fact, he secretly grabbed the communicator to communicate with Master in his hand.

"...Let me tell you, it is stricter to confess, and stricter to resist!

Don't think that you are a man and us big old girls won't bully you.

Let me tell you, when you fought against the silly roe deer in the country next door, a tender young man like you definitely passed more than one hand!
Thinking of the year..."

"Cough! Aunt Li (accent)!

Don't say this in front of your kids. "

Sister Ma interrupted Aunt Li's tiger-wolf talk.

However, Mo Linglong's heart was already turned upside down.

'I?Juicy?More than one hand?Old ladies? ! ! ! '

He didn't hesitate anymore, and immediately pressed the button to contact Master.

And shouted with all the strength in his body.

"Master! Master save me!

Some pervert wants to rape me! ! ! !
Save~life~ah~~

I'm only five years old!I don't want it! ! ! ! "

Mo Linglong is collapsing...

The system also crashed, and the text was constantly being refreshed on the board.

"shut up!
You bastard! !
That's not manly at all!
Believe it or not, I blew myself up!

Believe it or not, I blew myself up! ! !

Believe it or not, I blew myself up for you every minute? ! (catch the knife)"

At this time, the five aunts also fell into a strange silence.

The women on the periphery couldn't stop talking about it.

"(Quiet Mimi) Let me just say that Aunt Li usually doesn't look right."

"That's right, that's right, Yazi who often shrinks (whispers)."

"No way, a five-year-old boy has also fought more than one hand on the battlefield... Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow (softly sobbing)..."

"Yes, the happy life in front of you is hard-won, you should cherish it... (sighs in a low voice)"

……

In the crowd, the twitter and chatter became more and more intense, and the complexions of the five aunts became darker and darker.

The detached old nine even stepped back a few positions on purpose, indicating that Aunt Li's behavior was purely personal and had nothing to do with him.

But the rumor thing...

"Hey, tell me, when they come together, don't they have similar tastes?"

"Yes, yes, in terms of qualifications, Aunt Xu is much higher than them... In terms of positions, they are not all forehands~"

"That's right~ Maybe some shady means were used to kidnap Pao Ze, who participated in the war, and open up the relationship between the superiors and subordinates~"

"That's right, if you want me to tell you, the military exploits of those years are not necessarily how they came about..."

Speaking of this, someone in the crowd finally couldn't help it.

"Enough! I absolutely don't believe that Aunt Li has a problem with her life style!" A red-faced woman in a brown sweater declared loudly. "Aunt Li! Aunt Li!

Even if she made mistakes, it was definitely out of a moment of passion back then!We have to be considerate!Be considerate! "

Hearing this, Fifth Aunt's face was as dark as ink.

Sister Liu simply covered her face.

'Okay, I can't explain it at all...

Let's check...'

……

Just now.

A gust of scented wind with sandalwood blew over the crowd.

Everyone except Mo Linglong was motionless as if time had stopped.

A slender and beautiful figure appeared in the wind, walking up to Mo Linglong as if entering a land of no one.I made fun of it.

"Brat, there are a lot of secrets."

He didn't care too much, and walked towards home.

After a few steps, Mo Linglong didn't follow.

Turning around, I saw him in shock.The corners of the mouth rose slightly.

He stepped forward and tapped Mo Linglong on the forehead.

"Let's go~
You, you still have a lot to learn~"

Mo Linglong, Su's whole body trembled.

……

that's it.

Mo Linglong's solo purchasing plan turned into going to the supermarket with Master.

Soon, Ms. Wang Mang swiped her card with pride and turned into a threesome.

When I got home, I saw Aunt Wang Mang, who took the initiative to get into the kitchen and busy with Master, and the tacit harmony between Master and Master.

...For a moment, Mo Linglong felt that he was an idiot.

So he told the 'Wind Lover' beside him.

"Xiao Fengfeng~turn on the TV."

The pleasant mechanical female voice replied.

"Ok~"

So the super large-screen home theater hanging on the opposite wall was turned on.

"...for you, the weather for the next week is..."

"Change."

"...I saw General Xia Qinglan yelling loudly, hey! Then I saw the trembling of the enemy general's thighs..."

"Change."

"...Lightning special drink, national level..."

"Change."

"...I love you~~~my daddy~~~~~..."

Quietly listen to the climax of the three repetitions of this song.

Mo Linglong spoke again.

"Small Wind ~"

"Here~"

"Search for 'Giant of Light'~"

"Oh oh oh bumpman!!!~"

That's right, although the name and settings are slightly different, this world also has bumps.

Moreover, based on the real existence of monsters, the theme of "Bump Man Fighting Monsters" is far more popular and eye-catching than in the previous life.

Moreover, because of the "Faith of Light" of the Founder's Church next door, the philosophical discussions of Concave Man in some aspects of this world are even more in-depth than in the previous life.

Mo Linglong once even speculated that he might have come to a world full of bumps and bumps.

So that whenever he couldn’t sleep at night, occasionally he would get up and stand in various places (window, outside the window, in the courtyard, on the roof, etc.), looking up at the direction of the “blind guess” of “M78 Nebula” and trying to Look for the existence of 'light'.

Of course, that's not now.

Now, Mo Linglong, who turned on the TV and waited to eat, the first task is to appease himself, the system that has been out of contact for half a day.

'Hey~system~'

'Brother System? ~'

'Brother System? ~'

'Master System? ~'

no response.

After hesitating for a while, Mo Linglong was cruel, and called out the two words used as the ultimate weapon.

'dad! '

Still no response.

Mo Linglong suddenly 'vented', as if 'venting', induced.

"System Dad, at least let me know where I went wrong~"

'...you don't know? '

Mo Linglong blinked his eyes.

'……I do not know. '

'You are so meowing among a group of women, screaming like a pussy!

You still don't know where you went wrong? ! '

'... oh~~
You said that~'

Mo Linglong directly typed vaguely~

'That's a trick~'

'God Meow's strategy!
Looking at you, you are so scared that you are about to pee out! '

'I'm not!I don't!Don't talk nonsense!

Be careful I sue you for defamation! '

'I have video! '

'Then I didn't pee either!You can say that I act realistically!

Moreover, given the situation at that time, you gave me the right choice? '

'Choose a fart!Do it with them! '

'...then he was eaten up by a group of big old women, and his whole body was covered with mosaics...

Is this a man? '

'...'

The system is silent.

Mo Linglong quietly made a victory gesture.

Overwhelmed by IQ ~ Another success ~