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Chapter 1 and One: The Uncle Blame Taught You to Goal

"The game entered the No. 40 minutes of the first half. Although the players on both sides fought very actively, the score was still 10-[-]. Juventus temporarily took the lead at home. But these [-] minutes, the busiest is Referee, the most idle is the goalkeepers of both sides." Hull House did not forget to tease both sides at the end.

It may be that after the high-intensity "collision" and "shoveling", the physical strength of both sides is not very sufficient, or it may be that there are still 5 minutes before the end of the first half, and the fighting between the two sides is not so full of gunpowder. Neither Chelsea players nor Juventus players are so active in running and fighting.

It is estimated that both of them are now thinking of "only 5 minutes, slow down and maintain this score and go to the locker room to rest".

There was only one exception, and that was Li Zihan.

A few days ago, one was wearing earrings, with some black hair in his short-cut white hair, and his melancholy eyes revealed the vicissitudes of life. What caught Li Zihan's attention the most was his pair of gemstone eyes like a Persian cat. This "strange uncle" Walked into Li Zihan's dormitory.

Li Zihan didn't know how this guy tricked the big security guard at the gate of the base to sneak in. He only knew that this guy sat on the sofa carelessly as soon as he entered his dormitory, and said bluntly: "Please help me!" Have a cup of coffee, thank you!"

At that time, Li Zihan was puzzled. He looked around and made sure that this was in his dormitory, not a coffee shop! !

Li Zihan thought about it, now he is a "well-known figure" anyway, and he can't let his "fans"

Seems like he's an arrogant guy, doesn't he?So he made a cup of tea for the other party.

There is no drink like coffee in his dormitory because he is not used to drinking it himself, and what he likes is tea.

When the strange uncle saw the leaves in the cup, he frowned and asked, "Is this stuff drinkable?"

The strange uncle is obviously suspicious of this cup of "unknown origin" liquid. You must know that in Europe, people pay great attention to food hygiene, and it is the first time he has seen such a strange person for drinking with leaves.

Li Zihan despises this strange uncle infinitely in his heart: "You are a native Italian bun who has never seen the world!!" But he explained with a smile: "This is the best drink sold in my motherland, it is called - tea .”

Don't ask Hanniang why she can tell the other party is Italian. After coming to Italy for so long, he can still understand the Italian of the Italian and the Italian of the foreigner.

Uncle Guai frowned, risked his life, took a sip, smacked his mouth, and then he took another sip.

"Well, this strange thing is not bad."

Lady Hanniang couldn't take it anymore: "You weird uncle, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, this is Shifeng Longjing, you are a worthless guy, it only costs more than 200 RMB and only [-] grams!!!"

Li Zihan thought that this person should be a fan. He gave the big security guard a little advantage and sneaked in to find Juventus stars to ask for autographs and photos. After all, he has encountered such people in the past two months.

Don't think that everyone in Europe is so meticulous, at least the Italians are not, they are also a country that pays attention to "humanity" and "relationship".Otherwise, why do everyone call Italy "China" in Europe?

The corner of the uncle's mouth twitched, more than 200 RMB?That's almost twenty euros. Twenty euros! ! !Who is not promising to fall to the ground?You jump for twenty euros, do you know who I am?You actually called me Uncle Blame? ? ?With so many nicknames for Lao Tzu, this is the first time I've heard that Lao Tzu is an uncle... What's his strange uncle! ! !

Seeing that Uncle Wei didn't speak, Li Zihan took out a marker and stretched it out to Uncle Wei and said, "Bring it here!"

The uncle was taken aback for a moment, and didn't understand what it meant. Could it be that I have to pay for it? : "What did you bring?"

"Photos, notebooks, or jerseys, aren't you a fan who came here to ask for an autograph? Tell me in advance, although I'm easy to talk to, and I'm good to fans, but I will never autograph a male fan's chest!!" Li Zi Han said decisively, then remembered something and added: "Of course, buttocks and thighs are also not allowed!!"

The strange uncle didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and signed someone for a lifetime. This was the first time he met a guy who asked him to sign like the other party.But this guy is a bit interesting, not as shy and introverted as it is written in the media, it suits my taste.

Fortunately, Li Zihan didn't know what the other party was thinking, otherwise he would have kept a "safe distance" from the other party, and then yelled, "Why is it that the uncle is as good as the strange one??"

————Uncle Conte was also shot while lying down.
Uncle Guai cleared his throat and said, "Since I drank your tea? Then I'll teach you something as a reward."

Li Zihan snorted, who did this bastard think he was?
Then the strange uncle told Li Zihan a lot about things on the football field. At the beginning Li Zihan didn’t bother, saying that middle school students knew these things, but when he came again, he looked at him with admiration. The strange uncle was actually a senior "fan". Well.

Li Zihan was stunned until the end, because the uncle blamed him for telling him a lot that he didn't know.For example, what is the meaning of the actions that the goalkeeper often makes unintentionally, what is the meaning of what kind of glances the defenders make, and what is the meaning of the running position of teammates.
Even Carrera and Conte didn't tell him these things. Obviously this is a striker's "notes", and Conte was a midfielder when he was a player.
Li Zihan was stunned and didn't even know when the other party left. When he realized that he was the only one in the living room, he chased him out in the corridor and downstairs, but he didn't see the other party's figure.

If he hadn't returned to the place where the uncle was sitting in the dormitory just now, and there was a cup of steaming tea on the table, he must have thought it was a dream, or a fucking fantasy dream
Among the many "experience talks" of Uncle Blame, there is a sentence: "5 minutes before the start of the whole game, the last 5 minutes of the first half when stoppage time is about to end or the end, the first 5 minutes before the second half, and the final end including injuries. Within 5 minutes, these four time periods are the easiest time period to score goals!"

And Li Zihan remembered this sentence at this time.

When most people on both sides are "conservative", he is more active, but in order not to arouse the opponent's tension, he will pass the football at his feet every time he faces the opponent's two central defenders.It feels like being intimidated by Terry's violation, or intending to "delay" time to maintain this one-point advantage into the locker room.

But is this really the case?
At No. 403 minutes, Li Zihan received the pass after the same several actions before.When he broke through to Terry with the ball, Terry subconsciously thought that the kid in front of him would pass the ball again like the previous few times.Zaijia had a yellow card on his body, so Terry didn't come up to him immediately, and relaxed his guard on Li Zihan.

At this time, when Terry thought that Li Zihan was going to pass the ball, Li Zihan also made a right pass to his partner Vucinic.Then all of a sudden, the passing foot kicks the ball to the right instead of passing it to the right! !

Before Terry could react, Li Zihan took a big stride to catch up with the ball, and finally accelerated to start.Feeling something was wrong, Terry wanted to step up to stop Li Zihan at this time, but it was too late.

Li Zihan's left shoulder sank, avoided Terry's pull, and then half-circled the opponent from the right, but Ivanovic hadn't had time to come to help defend.

As a result, Li Zihan overtook one of the two top central defenders in the Premier League.

"Lee!!! He made a breakthrough with the ball and passed Terry as a result. Terry, who was wearing a yellow card, was restrained and didn't dare to move too much. In the end, Lee took advantage of the loophole. And because Vucini Ivanovic, who asked for the ball strangely and was seduced, did not have time to form a siege with Terry against Lee."

"Li Zihan's chance!!!!"

After Li Zihan passed Terry, he strode directly into the penalty area, and Cech was waiting in front of the goal.And Li Zihan didn't make fake moves or tricks to affect Cech's judgment, and he didn't even hesitate or think.

Hit the goal directly between the penalty spot and the bottom of the arc in the penalty area! !
The ball is like an angry bird, flying towards the goal behind Petr Cech! !

And Cech is like a "stone fence" besieging the green pig. He wants to prevent the "bird" from blowing up his "pig"-obviously, the goal behind him is that pig.

"Li Zihan chose to shoot directly!! Cech flew to save. GOOOOOOOOOAL!!! The ball finally flew into the net!! Cech made a misjudgment, he made a save to the right, but Li Zihan kicked in the middle A direct shot!! But this is no wonder Cech, because Li Zihan's shot came too fast, and he was not given time to observe and judge. The speed increased, and it flashed into the net in the blink of an eye."

"When the game was about to end at halftime, Li Zihan made another contribution. His powerful shot expanded the score for Juventus. Now Juventus are [-]-[-] at home, leading Chelsea. It is worth mentioning that the previous goal It was Li Zihan who instigated and assisted, one assist and one goal, Li Zihan used actions to respond to those who questioned him!!"

"Li has always been an introverted and shy "child". Faced with doubts and ridicule from the media and fans, he didn't know how to defend himself. In the end, he chose assists and goals, two things that can best explain the problem of a striker, His passing and shooting are so wonderful, this is his answer to everyone. Goodjob, Goodboy!"

[Guess the identity of the strange uncle, there will be rewards for those who guess correctly (write the name of the strange uncle in the book comment area, such as XXXX·XXXX). Rewards (displayed according to the time in the comments), one thousand Zongheng coins per person!As of Xiaoqi's update tomorrow night.In other words, my writing is very obvious, and another BOSS who is also a teacher and a friend is about to come out! 】