green knight

Chapter 2: Wei Shushu and Xiao Zhengtai

Li Zihan thought sadly: Could this be my brother's time travel?Just get my brother from Sichuan to Italy and it's over?

Touching the only remaining 300 yuan in his pocket, Fake couldn't even afford a return air ticket. Do you want me to jump into the Mediterranean Sea and swim back?Or go to the so-called Politecnico di Torino?

Just when Li Zihan was worrying about his livelihood, a middle-aged Italian uncle came to him and looked at Li Zihan with a "wretched" face. Of course, Li Zihan thought the so-called wretchedness.

"Boy, do you like football?" Conte asked the first question.

He asked in English. Although Li Zihan came from an orphanage, he is still a college student. Although he has not yet graduated, he can still understand and answer these simple communication terms.

Li Zihan's first reaction was that there are also human traffickers in Italy?The second reaction The second reaction is that this guy likes brother's mouth?
What kind of nonsense said that uncles generally love loli, and sister Yu generally loves Zhengtai?But why does the weird Shumai in front of his sister like him so much?

Could it be that the world is changing so fast that I haven't understood it yet?
In an instant, Li Zihan's face turned bitter gourd color. I have to say that our Li Zihan's children's shoes are still a bit capitalized. They have a round baby face, and the tender and fleshy face gives people the first impression of a cute girl. Child, of course, if you put him in women's clothes and a wig, no one will deny that he is a girl.

And she's a cute little girl.

Li Zihan thought about it, anyway, now that he was not familiar with the place where he was born and had no money to go back, why didn't he get all the travel expenses back from him for the time being, and then kicked him?

But as soon as this idea came out, Li Zihan himself vetoed it. Hmph, he was determined not to sacrifice his appearance. My brother is still a virgin. How could he deal with it so conveniently for the first time.

So Li Zihan decided to pretend to be false first.

So Li Zihan's "innocent" face immediately turned into an "innocent" smile and said: "I like it, I like football the most."

This is because he deliberately pretended to be stupid and naive. After all, Li Zihan's face is quite deceitful compared to his heart. The type that does not have a roof tile for three days.

But at the end of each year, when some caring people from the society and the government come to visit these poor children, our Li Zihan children's shoes don't waste his lovely face at all. He often smiles "cutely" and calls uncle and aunt Thief Huan.

Sure enough, those caring people were moved by this cute smiling face, so he unceremoniously "accepted" a large number of candies, new clothes and lucky money.

What?Do you think this is the most shameless side of our Li Zihan children's shoes?
Where is this? What's even more shameless is that it's still behind.

After this guy kept his "New Year's goods" away, he quickly went through the window to the girl's room, and when he raised his fist, a girl lent it to him without hesitation. A set of women's clothing.

They know that this guy doesn't know what it means to be sympathetic, even though they themselves don't know what the word means.But if you don't borrow it, this guy will really beat people.

Then Li Zihan put on women's clothing and came to the caring people to "complain" pitifully, saying that his brother (Li Zihan in men's clothing) took many gifts but didn't give her one. Ashamed to embarrass my brother, I had to take out a lot of gifts.

Then Li Zihan children's shoes pretended to smile through tears, thanked all the "cute" uncles and aunts, and went back to the room to count his "trophies".

But it is worth mentioning that when Li Zihan children's shoes returned the girls' clothes, he gave all the girls' clothes that he couldn't wear to the girl who lent him the clothes.

But don't be so naive as to think that this guy suddenly opened up the "Second Vein of Ren and Du" and became enlightened.In fact, he has a long-term investment mentality. He thinks that he won't need these things anyway, so it's better to give them to her, and then at the end of next year, maybe he won't have to threaten them. I borrowed the clothes from him.

You see, our Li Zihan children's shoes have shown the potential of a businessman since he was a child, and he was only eight years old at that time.

Cough cough cough. It's too far away, let's get back to the topic.

After listening to Li Zihan's answer, Conte secretly thought that there was a joke in his heart, and then happily asked his second question: "Do you want to play football? Professional football!! Italian Serie A!!!"

Conte has recently been driven crazy by the goals set by the board of directors and the current offensive lineup. You must know how many dream-chasing football teenagers in Italy want to get in after breaking their heads with his Juventus reputation!
However, this is also related to Li Zihan's performance just now. You must know that Conte was also a player when he was young, and he was also an excellent player for Juventus, so he could tell at a glance that the slightly "immature" "little" in front of him "Baby Birds" has a lot of potential.

Unexpectedly, when our little friend Li Zihan heard this, he was taken aback for a moment, and then walked towards the opposite street.

Conte was a little depressed when he saw this situation. Doesn't this bear boy have a dream of chasing football?

Then he quickly ran forward to grab Li Zihan and asked, "What are you going to do?"

Li Zihan replied knowingly, "Oh, I'll ask how to get to the hospital. I just 'flyed' to Italy and I'm not familiar with it."

Conte was puzzled, and asked the fourth question they met: "What are you going to the hospital for?"

This time our Li Zihan children's shoes turned around, and he looked at the uncle in front of him sincerely: "Uncle, I think you are seriously ill, you should go to the hospital as soon as possible, Aunt Wang said 'If you are sick, you need to be treated , can’t drag’.”

Conte's face was covered with black lines, and he immediately found out where the problem was.

The brat in front of me doesn't know me, uncle! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Doesn't this kid watch TV?Don't you watch football games?Not online?Don’t you know that uncle and I led the team to win the Serie A championship last season?
Conte really didn't expect that in Italy, someone didn't know his Serie A champion coach Antonio Conte.Especially in Turin, the birthplace and location of Juventus, and it is also Juventus's new Alpine Stadium.

If you do a public opinion survey in Italy, maybe two or three out of ten people don't know who the Italian Prime Minister is, but there is absolutely no one who doesn't know who he is, Antonio Conte.Including their Juventus fans and fans of their arch-enemy.

We must know that in Europe, the government and the public attach great importance to football to the point of "outrageous", especially in Italy, one of the football kingdoms.

But he really misunderstood Li Zihan's children's shoes. First of all, our little friend Li Zihan is Chinese with "roots and red seedlings", not Italian; secondly, he usually watches La Liga and Premier League. As for Serie A, he only knows a few. Only famous teams.

"Ahem..." Conte coughed a few times to ease the embarrassment, and then extended his right hand to Li Zihan: "Get to know me, my name is Antonio Conte, the head coach of Juventus in the Italian Serie A."

Li Zihan stretched out his right hand reflexively, shook him, and introduced himself: "Nice to meet you, my name is Li Zihan, and I am an exchange student between Politecnico di Torino and China."

Li Zihan hesitated for a moment, but still reported the name of the Polytechnic University of Turin, and now told the uncle in front of him that he is a student of the Sichuan Institute of Physical Education in China. It is estimated that this uncle does not know where the north is.

Um?Wait Juventus coach? ? ? ? ?Nani?This "wretched" uncle in front of him is the head coach of the giant Juventus? ?
If Juventus doesn't know, then this job is too ignorant.

"Juventus. Juventus? Head coach? You. You. Me. Me." Poor Li Zihan was so "surprised" that he couldn't even speak.

Conte on the opposite side wiped his sweat secretly, and the brat finally understood.

"Yes, I am the head coach of Juventus. At present, there is just one substitute striker in our team. I think you are not bad. Are you interested in playing football at Juventus? Of course, it is only a substitute. If you want to play the main force, I will It may also let you go to the second team or youth training camp." Conte said with a gentlemanly face.

"Go to the first team and play as a substitute." Poor Li Zihan must have stuttered.

But he still did not hesitate to agree to the invitation to go to Juventus as a substitute, to the second team and the youth academy?Only a fool would do that!
Someone once said: "It is not a good thing if a good thing comes too fast, there will be no pie in the sky!"

In Li Zihan's opinion, those who say this are generally those who are not ready, or those who have missed the opportunity.

Li Zihan knows that opportunities will only be given to those who are prepared, and he thinks he is one of the small group of people who are ready.

Just kidding, I've been playing football for years and I'm not ready yet?
When he thought this way, he never thought of someone who had played football for more than ten or decades.

"Very good, I can see at a glance that you are born to play football, oh... no no no... you were born for football, I believe that in the next few years you will bloom your own brilliance , you will achieve unforgettable brilliance in Juventus in this life, you will be the next Messi!!" Conte talked endlessly, and it was hard to believe that this was the coach of Juventus, the champion of Serie A last season.

You are not playing, your whole family is not playing.
Li Zihan's children's shoes didn't react to the surprise for a while, and he immediately heard Messi's English as "no play" in Chinese.

At the same time, this guy is also guessing, this guy in front of him is really the head coach of Juventus?No matter how you look at it, it looks like a liar and a mental patient who escaped from the hospital.

What no one knows is how the muddled dialogue between a weirdo and a young lady outside the New Alps Stadium will shake up the Italian football and the world football in the future!