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Chapter 94: Hehe! !

Chapter 94: Hehe! !
"In yesterday's Serie A match, Juventus was drawn by Lazio, the capital team from afar. This is not the point. The point is that Li Zihan, who has always been known as a super substitute, played in this game. This is the first time in his career that he started the game. This is not the point. The point is that after 65 minutes of the game, he failed to play the whole game and was replaced. Of course, this is not the top priority. The real point is, Li Zihan, who scored one goal in one game before, failed to score a goal in this game, continuing his magic. After the professional vision of many experts, this is inevitable. Li Zihan was too overdrawn in the previous game Ability, leading to the possibility of scoring a lifetime of goals in one season" - "Gazzetta dello Sport"

"Li Zihan from the Magical East ended his super myth of scoring one goal in a game. We don't know what his future will be. We only hope that he can cheer up as soon as possible. Our league needs such fresh blood." ——"Italian Football"

"Look, the author of this article has long said that Li Zihan is just a flash in the pan. After the accumulation of time, he will definitely show his prototype. He comes from a country with backward football. His previous performance cannot explain the problem. We have seen too many There are too many so-called 'genius' players who soared to the sky at the beginning and then did nothing. There is no doubt that Li Zihan will be one of them. It is ridiculous that the Bianconeri want to train him to be the legendary No. [-] successor?."

"Li Zihan's depression will continue. From the analysis of the last few games, he is beginning to degenerate. He has limited talent, and he himself does not want to make progress. He is not ashamed when he achieves a little success, and does not put other Italian players on the line In my eyes. If he doesn’t fail, who will fail? A Ledesma’s close defense makes him at a loss and wastes 65 minutes of game time. If Conte replaced him earlier, the game might not be like this.”

"From the analysis of Li Zihan's previous five games, his average running distance per game is five kilometers, and his average playing time is 10 minutes per game. His average playing time in the next five games is 43 minutes, but the average The running distance is only [-] kilometers. Why is the time on the field more, but the running distance is less? Isn’t this passive sabotage, arrogance, and lack of enthusiasm?”

"Okay, let's see again. In the first five games, Li Zihan had six shots and scored six goals. What about after that? He took twelve shots and only scored four goals. In the last game against Lazio is even simpler. He took five shots and failed to score a goal. Wait, these statistics and the current reality fully show two things. One: Li Zihan is not a genius, just very ordinary One player; two: After a little achievement, he is complacent and does not think about making progress. To use a word in their country to describe it is 'sit in a well and watch the sky'!"

——"L'Equipe" Serie A column: Chekov Sanchez
Sanchez's one-length article completely negates Li Zihan's achievements in the past two months.

In Conte's office at the Vinovo training base, Conte slammed a stack of newspapers on the table with an angry expression on his face: "This group of bitch media, who gave them nonsense comments Right? And what the fuck is Sanchez's asshole?"

Conte's assistant and good friend Carrera unhurriedly picked up the steaming coffee on the table and took a sip, then said: "Now almost all the media are bad-mouthing Li. I really don't understand how they like to bully Li. A child. Oh yes, this Chekov Sanchez is just a small writer for L'Equipe, writing nonsense all day long. Most of them say good things about Inter Milan, and then say bad things about Inter Milan's opponents. Interesting Yes, Li played a total of fourteen games, and he wrote fourteen chapters, all of which were bad things about Li. Of course, no matter how good Li Zihan's performance was in the previous game."

Carrera, who put down his coffee cup, clearly saw the corners of Conte's mouth twitching.

Then Carrera added: "What's even more interesting is that this guy was originally just a small reporter who wrote materials, but after these two months of speaking badly about Li, he was promoted to a small Serie A columnist. Well, it's a bit out of date Upgrade to a third-rate taste."

"Fack, this is another blind dog who pretends not to understand for the sake of salary and bonuses and write random comments for the column, fools readers for the sake of sales, and catches and bites whoever he catches." Conte slapped the table angrily.

Carrera added in a nonchalant way: "There are many such guys, not only in Italy, but all over the world. Well, maybe the mainstream media in Germany doesn't have such guys, and the non-mainstream media should also have them. In other words, back then. Deriano should not have become like this when Inter Milan was in a downturn. Most of it should be the credit of these unscrupulous media reporters. Sowing dissension, misleading fans, and bewitching club executives are what they are best at. gone."

Conte's mouth twitched again
Li Zihan gets up in the morning and reads the newspaper while eating breakfast.Originally, neither he nor the head coach paid much attention to the issue, but when it came to the media, it was a big event, which made him want to scold the group of media for being so unscrupulous. When he accidentally saw the article of Sanchez in the "L'Equipe" .
puff----

The unswallowed milk was sprayed all over the table.

cough cough——

Hastily put down the milk cup and pulled out the napkin on the table to wipe it.

Damn, there are even more unscrupulous ones.

Speechless Li Zihan regrets ordering L'Equipe a little bit. For Li Zihan, who has no self-abuse disorder, watching these disgusting villains say things that disgust him every day, isn't it just looking for abuse.

While Li Zihan was carefully wiping the milk and water stains from the corners of his clothes and trousers, the lock of the dormitory door was turned, and then the door opened with a bang.

Li Zihan didn't find it strange, because the only person who had the key to this dormitory was Susan, except for the uncles and aunts in charge of sundries in the club, and for Europeans who respected privacy, they would not enter other people's rooms without prior consent. So the one who came in must be the beautiful Susan who is familiar with Li Zihan.

Susan was not in a good mood today, and she also saw what the newspapers said about Li Zihan.She was very angry for Li Zihan.The children of other people, who are learning various languages ​​and leaving early and returning late to practice football, were criticized by them as worthless.

Do you know that Li Zihan has actually been working very hard! !
When the door of the dormitory was opened halfway, he saw Li Zihan sitting in front of the table. There was a lot of milky white liquid on the table. Li Zihan was wiping his crotch with toilet paper. He also threw a lot of toilet paper balls on the ground. There is also a lot of liquid
Susan, who instantly understood what was happening, blushed immediately, and hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't see anything, you continue."

Then with a bang, the half-open door was pulled shut forcefully.

Li Zihan was puzzled, what does this mean?Seeing the stiff and stopped hands, I instantly understood
What a big misunderstanding! ! ! !Toilet paper balls, milky white liquid, and wiping the obviously water-stained crotch with toilet paper. This seems to be the rhythm of masturbation
Li Zihan immediately stood up and ran to open the door. Although his face was already red as if he had drunk too much alcohol, he hurriedly explained: "It's not what you think. It's just milk."

Susan's cheeks were blushing. Although she hadn't been seen before, she had heard a lot about it.She pretended to be very casual and walked into the room, and when she passed by Li Zihan, she said in a low voice: "This kind... Do less, it's not good for your health, and you are still developing."

Li Zihan was instantly bombarded by five thunders, and the thunder was so tender on the outside
Seeing Susan often secretly laughing when teaching herself language lessons, Li Zihan knew that she still misunderstood, and her own explanation did not help Li Zihan further deepened the idea of ​​unsubscribing from "L'Equipe".

Damn Sanchez, damn L'Equipe, damn milk.
Because the game against Chelsea is about to be played, Conte did not give the players a holiday even though they played a league game yesterday, and they have to go to training today.

When Li Zihan came to the locker room, his teammates joked that Li Zihan is now the most famous player in Juventus.Even Pirlo, Vidal and others are not as popular as him.

Li Zihan could only hold a wry smile.

Before training started, Li Zihan was called to Conte's office.When he opened the door, he saw Conte sitting behind his desk with a stack of newspapers in his hand.

Seeing Li Zihan coming in, Conte threw the newspaper on the table and said, "Come here, sit down."

Li Zihan walked over honestly and sat at the table.

Conte pouted at the newspaper on the table and asked, "Have you read today's newspaper? Do you have any thoughts, Li?"

Li Zihan flipped through it casually, and found that it was all reports that belittled himself.He sneered: "What's the matter, a bunch of idle fuckers wrote shitty articles. That's why I'm playing football, you're the head coach, and they can only drink coffee and stay up late to catch up on the manuscript."

Conte was taken aback for a moment: "The egg hurts?"

Apparently, the popular Internet slang in China has not been popularized in Italy yet.Li Zihan had no choice but to serve as the "cultural" exchange ambassador between China and Italy to explain to Conte.

Conte laughed out loud, saying that Chinese culture is really profound
In fact, only he knew that he was not being amused by the word, but was happy with Li Zihan's attitude.The media didn't know how many players with great talents had been cheated. He didn't want Li Zihan to lose his direction due to some nonsense from the outside media.

That's why I called Li Zihan to the office, intending to enlighten him.Unexpectedly, Li Zihan started teasing instead. Seeing Li Zihan's attitude and expression, Conte knew that his worries were unnecessary. Li Zihan lost direction and enthusiasm without receiving a few reports.

Conte became more and more satisfied with this talented and "mature" disciple, and then encouraged Li Zihan a few words, and came to the training ground with him to start a new day of training.

Does Li Zihan care about external media's comments?In fact, he really didn't take it to heart. His family knew about his family affairs, and Li Zihan had a powerful "system" to help him. Of course he knew that he would not become the so-called "shooting star" that the media said.

Of course, if the "system" tricks him, it's not as simple as "Meteor", it's all about life.

Of course, Li Zihan himself doesn't care, but it doesn't mean that people in China who like him don't care.They are far away in China and don't know the specific situation at all. Seeing that most Italian media say so, they can do it and worry.

Facing the inquiries and concerns of many fans and friends who care about him on Weibo, Li Zihan only sent a Weibo:
"Ask me about those Italian media comments? All I can say is 'huh'!"

[Go on duty tonight, take your time.Under the friendly notice, there will be a double red meeting and a North London derby in the Premier League tomorrow night.By the way, ask for a favorite, and it will reach one thousand soon, please support! 】

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