Classic Villain Rescue Station

It is said that time travel incidents have occurred frequently in recent years, especially those who travel through books.It's good to go through the book, grab the gold finger of the plot, abuse the sky, the earth and the scum, the protagonists are so sad that they scream.

There are those who point to a book and go to death, there are those who jump endlessly one after another, and there are those who grasp a certain common point to combine irrelevant plot groups together, and open new maps with big moves. of.Luo Wei also encountered a similar situation. He thought that he would also go on a magical trip through the book, but he didn't leave, but made his life a mess.

One early morning in the hot summer, the legendary eunuch who was punished by the evil chief of the underworld, the chief of ceremonies, was in the hands of the chief eunuch, ah bah, it was Zhong Dajiang, the chief official of the chief of ceremonies, who brought him a bald chubby boy with a thick head and a tiger brain, and introduced him , this person is Yingchuan Dong Zhongying.

"Thousands of miles of grass, He Qingqing; ten miles of divination, no birth." According to Chen Shou's evaluation in "Three Kingdoms XX Biography", this person is as cruel and vicious as a jackal and villain.

Things have to start at noon the day before.That day was the most unlucky day for Luo Wei since graduation.

I fell into the ditch as soon as I left the alley, although the ditch was only half a foot deep; I was hit by a car before I pulled out my feet, even though it was just a baby carriage; I walked less than 200 meters and arrived at the north of Weiyang Changle Palace The door was attacked by a hammer again, but fortunately it was just a blow-molded hammer used by the young couple to fight.

Finally finished the things to be done, thinking that the bad luck was over, and went back the same way, a big black back with a height of half a person suddenly appeared in the diagonal stab, and chased him for three blocks, until the dog owner heard the news all the way After touching it, the dog escaped with a whistle to call him back.

Regardless of his image, Luo Wei sat on the cement flower bed by the street, panting and panting, and stared at the big black back being led by his master. The two tongues of one person and one dog drooped out in the same arc and trembled at the same frequency.

His legs were still trembling at the moment, and he was not in the mood to listen to the dog owner's nagging fancy apologies. He waved his hands and asked people to lead his dog as far as he could.

Having almost rested, Luo Wei supported the flower bed and planned to stand up, but when he put his hands together, a small cold object tied to a chain popped out from the side at an unknown time and crushed him.It was a dark round metal plate with green light, and its outline and size looked similar to the dog tag on the neck of Xiaoqingmei Yanduoduo's father's sweetheart, Erha Tuotuo.After looking at it for a while, he guessed that it was probably the thing with the big black back just now.

Although it is very likely to be a dog tag, the content engraved on the card is really weird. Among the clusters of strange flowers with fangs and claws on the front, there is a very eye-catching Arabic numeral "84". Louda archway.

The overall workmanship is exquisite, and it is not cheap. Luo Wei's first reaction is that the item should be returned to the original owner. The problem is that there is neither the owner's name nor contact information on it, so he intends to put it away and leave it to fate.Being chased for three streets for no reason, how could it be possible that he really didn't feel angry at all, and he deserved what he lost.

This family is also really strange. It is not good to choose a name. It has to be named after a disinfectant. Do you still count on the self-cleaning and disinfecting function of the big black strap?Luo Wei put the dog tag into his trouser pocket while thinking, but at the same time, a hand like charcoal-grilled chicken feet grasped his elbow: "Stinky boy, your fortune has come."

Less than half an hour later, Luo Wei became a downright drowned rat.This incident teaches us that we will suffer retribution if we forget the fine tradition of collecting money.Uh, let's rewind back to the char-grilled chicken feet part.

The owner of the chicken feet is a skinny old man, with broccoli-colored mix-and-match style all over his body, wearing a broken bamboo hat, very tall, with a slightly hunched back, and long legs like hemp sticks. Wei was a full head and a half taller, his skin was black and yellow and rough, and he was covered with a handful of expired buckwheat noodles.

The old buckwheat noodle man bared his teeth at Luo Wei, pointed to the dog tag in his hand and said, "Congratulations, you have won the grand prize."

Luo Wei shook off his paw, picked up the dog tag and shook it: "Is this yours?"

The soba old man nodded and shook his head: "Now it's yours, you are the 84th lucky one."

Luo Wei hehehe, think about it, how could such a pattern be printed on a dog tag.These days, who hasn't been popularized by science about fire prevention, theft prevention and fraud prevention, the current situation is quite interesting when viewed horizontally or vertically.

This is an era of hard-to-die and out-of-pocket. Even if you search without resistance, most people can only find a mobile phone, so the brute force flow and hand speed flow are OUT. The means of keeping pace with the times are becoming more and more sophisticated along with the highly developed information technology.Also because he didn't have half a dime in cash with him, Luo Wei's hobbies also came up when he was extremely bored.

The old buckwheat noodle man guessed it when he saw his half-smiling expression, and put on an upright face: "I am not a fraud, I am the official envoy of the Department of Punishment and Rites of the Underworld, and the young master of the Prince's office. This time, under the order of the old man of Yama, the heir to the crown prince is selected by sea. Congratulations, you have won No. 84, and you have become the 84th candidate to fill in the little Hades."

Shit, what the hell, hell, the prince, the little King of Hades?

Luo Wei's head was full of confusion, but what made him most curious was: "Is it too limitless for the crown prince to be a young woman? I didn't realize that you are still a woman!" Back out a bit.

The soba noodle old man pointed his index finger at him, shaking for a long time: "You are still a scholar, you have no common sense at all, the emperor and the crown prince have three masters and three masters respectively, the three masters are Taishi, Taifu and Taibao, and the third master They are Shaoshi, Shaofu and Shaobao. If it were put in ancient times, I would be equivalent to the prince Shaofu who specially supervises the prince's behavior and etiquette."

Luo Wei stared at the bragging guy opposite him like a fool: "You mean, I'm the candidate for the crown prince now, and you're the one who takes care of me!"

According to the soba old man, the 84 on the dog tag represents the election number?Wait, what did he mean by winning?Moreover, where did he draw the brand, it was obviously forcibly touched by the person in front of him.

Luo Wei was overwhelmed by the thunder, so he threw the dog tag into a big windmill, vowing to fly this thing out of the sky.

The soba old man laughed badly: "There are so many people, but you picked up the brand. This is called fate, and this is the true meaning of the audition."

"Where's the face?" Luo Wei rolled his eyes, and the movement of his hands stopped momentarily, "By the way, what's the rule in the selection of the crown prince? Does your Hades have no son? Even if you don't have a son, don't you have seven aunts and eight aunts?" Are you a relative? If you want to go all over the world to help people choose an heir, why do you have any grudges against Lord Yan?"

The buckwheat noodle old man didn't bother, he took out a small green leather notebook from his pocket and began to read the scriptures: "I am ordered to supplement the information of His Royal Highness Little Yama after the review, No. 84 Candidate Luo Wei, XX Year XX Month XX Birthday, currently living at No. 13 Hangong North Street, Qinhan District, Tuanlonggang City, biological father Robert, biological mother Song Xiaohui, stepfather Luo Tianning, stepsister Luo Songsong, graduated from Tuanlonggang Academy of Drama on XX XX XX..."

Although the soba old man reported a big difference in his basic situation, it was nothing more than a leak of personal information caused by hidden dangers on the Internet.

Anyway, Luo Wei decided that the soba old man was a liar, so he wanted to see how he continued to make up, and by the way, get to know a small citizen like himself, what deception can do for him.There is no money, and if there is, he will not give it indiscriminately. It is not necessarily that he has taken a fancy to Yushu Linfeng's unrestrained and unrestrained protagonist temperament. Well, he is not brazen enough to put thousands of gold on his face.

Could it be that this group of people is the legendary criminal gang that resells organs?It seems that this is a bit scary, but there are people everywhere, and there is a street garden next to the morning exercises.

The buckwheat noodle old man saw Luo Wei's vigilance at a glance, and he was not in a hurry, and slowly began to explain: "The hell has its rules, and the king of hell is not passed down from father to son, but is elected every 200 years. The surnames are jointly recommended by the four families of judges in the underworld, the Wei family of the Department of Rewarding Good, the Zhong family of the Department of Punishment, the Lu family of the Department of Investigation, and the Zhong family of the Department of Punishment, as well as the five families of ghost emperors with nine surnames. Cai Tu, Zhao Wang in the west, Du Jia in the south, Zhang Yang in the north, and Zhou Ji in Zhongzhou."

"It stands to reason that the important matter of setting up a crown prince in the underworld shouldn't be so casual. Now this kind of audition model of searching for destined people all over the world is indeed inappropriate, and there is no way to do it. Yama, the tenth palace of the nether world, although Lord Yan is the fifth, governs The top four are indeed the smallest, and the top four can't be provoked, and the bottom six dare not. The dead ghosts that can be contacted, the less powerful ones have no money, and the powerful ones have to pay. The relationship between the underworld and our underworld It's also not harmonious, Lord Yan is in charge of both ends in name, basically no one takes him seriously, he can only make peace with the two ends. Especially more than half of the big-tailed wolf-like ghost emperors of the five directions, and the city gods, the great officials of the frontier Their people don't do any good things all day long, and they will be blamed by Hades for every mouthful."

Luo Wei was stunned: "Fuck, are you talking about Lord Hades, the Hero who blamed him, or 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'?"

In fact, it is easy to understand. If you watch movies and TV dramas, whoever has the ability to treat Yan Wang as a dish, among other things, just take "Journey to the West" among the four famous novels. The lord can't deal with him again. His palace was smashed, people were beaten, even the book of life and death was torn up, and he patted his ass and left, making the monkey monkey grandson and the whole world surnamed sun out of control collectively. It is useless to suffer the cut of the King of Hades, and he will have to be like the third grandson when he sees him again.If things are messed up, no matter whether it is Shangfeng or his colleagues, cynicism will be inevitable in the future.

"It's hard for Lord Yan to be like this. He is almost reduced to a state where whoever is willing to suffer this leisurely crime will go to the state. Someone from the underworld will come up with an idea, so don't push it back and forth. The four major families of judges, the five parties Each family of the ghost emperor’s nine surnames must have at least one direct descendant to run for the crown prince, so there are at least 13 places to choose from. Later, it doesn’t matter whether it is a direct line or not, as long as the family has the same surname on the genealogy. Even In this way, the 13 families were not very happy, and someone from the Yincao came up with an idea. Instead of pushing back and forth, it is better to resign to fate, and simply fill the audition all over the world, and those who are destined will get it. .”