Classic Villain Rescue Station

Luo Wei was fine when the visitor drank, and the dark wall suddenly became uneven, and a group of little friends sprang out from the front and back of the rustling, and ran out crying.The tallest of the radishheads was only as high as Luo Wei's thigh. When counted, there were seven of them.

The seven crying bags jumped directly on the semi-squatting visitor, calling out one after another: "Grandpa... Grandpa... Grandpa..." The last one was the shortest one, who seemed to have just learned to walk, and jumped out. Unexpectedly, he was the fastest one, and flew into the man's arms steadily and ruthlessly.

Luo Wei was dumbfounded: Zhong Dajiang, I really have you. This is the rhythm of changing into a real-life gourd baby in seconds at the trafficking scene.No, if there is a gourd baby and a grandfather, then labor and capital will become pangolins!

Zhong Dajiang comforted the little radish heads, turned his head and bared his teeth at Luo Wei, pointed to the tallest little loli among them and introduced: "She is the eldest sister of seven children, you can call her Little Bee, the best thing for children Listen to what they say."

It turned out to be a little bee, and I flew into the flowers!What kind of name is that.

Zhong Dajiang rubbed the heads of several children and continued to introduce them one by one: "From the second child to the fifth child, they are all Piboys. Xiaoliu and Xiaoqi are two well-behaved little girls, one is Xiaochan and the other is Xiaolongfly."

Luo Wei complained: "Are you sure it's not a nickname but a name? Which parent is so careless to give their child such a name, it makes people's ears buzzing."

Isn't it just buzzing? Where are these seven children? It's clearly the insect squad.Wait, Insect Squad.

He finally realized that something was wrong from just now, turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone with trembling paws, and took a photo of the hug over there.This photo was amazing, the little radishheads who were just mourning cried even more fiercely, Zhong Dajiang rarely showed the kindness of the old man, and blocked the light for the children: "What are you doing?"

Luo Wei's mobile phone fell to the ground with a "click", and the original crack wound was further injured. After struggling twice, he stopped completely: "He...he...he...they...they..."

Zhong Dajiang lined up little radish heads, oh no, little insects, pointed at Luo Wei and introduced softly: "Come, call Dad."

Luo Wei is speechless, you are grandpa and I am father, that is to say, I am your son Luo!

The little insects looked at each other for a moment, and under the leadership of the big sister and the little bee, they were shy and shy, and perhaps there was a reluctant milk voice calling: "Dad."

Luo Wei quickly waved his hands: "Don't, don't, don't dare to be, I can't afford to be, I don't have that ability."

Zhong Dajiang scratched his head: "It seems that I'm not very strong, let's call him godfather!"

"Godfather."

Not waiting for Luo Wei to refuse, Zhong Dajiang looked at his phone: "It's getting late, children will not grow tall if they sleep too late, you should obediently go home and sleep with your godfather, and obediently listen to your godfather in the days to come " After finishing speaking, he patted the head of the youngest in his arms, put him down, and trotted into the darkness.

Luo Wei stretched out his paws to try to save the tragic fate, but it was useless, so he had to let the desolation slowly spread with the night wind.

Looking at the seven gourd babies in front of him, oh no, seven small insects, he couldn't help smiling wryly.Even if many people have guessed their origin, they may not be very clear, but for a guy like Luo Wei who is forced to devote himself to the villain rescue station of the Four Great Classics, it is easy to determine their distinctive and detailed roles.

If there are more or less unscientific characters in the four great classics, Journey to the West is the most important among them.In Journey to the West, there are seven of them. Naturally, the first thing that comes to mind is the seven peach-picking fairies that Sun Houzi took care of the Peach Garden. The other wave is more famous, and it is the Seven Fairies of Pansidong, that is, the seven spider spirits. up.Many textual research parties have analyzed it. In fact, the seven fairies are seven spider spirits.

It makes sense to say so.

First of all, in Journey to the West, among the rare goblins in Journey to the West team 81, those who fell from the sky accounted for a large proportion. This is a precedent.Strange to say, those gods in the sky, as long as they are men, they will look as if they have been poisoned, and their appearance is horrible, like Zhu Bajie's version of Canopy Marshal, Huangpao Monster's version of Kui Mulang, etc.; , all of them are peerless, such as the jade rabbit spirit, the golden-nosed white-haired mouse spirit, etc. Even the fairy world is full of sexism.

Secondly, in the original Journey to the West, the part where Zhu Bajie 1VS7 plays the fairy in the water is actually very glamorous, and the bathing pool where the spider spirit comes to bathe almost every day in this part is clearly written as the exclusive use of the seven fairies.Would it be impossible for a random wave of little monsters in the lower realm to blatantly occupy the bathhouse dedicated to fairies?

Finally, there is the causality of the timeline. On the eve of the Peach Festival, Sun Monkey ate the flat peaches secretly, destroying all the decent ones, and causing the seven fairies to pick unworthy ones.Later, it was mentioned that the queen mother was furious, but she was eventually succumbed to the monkey. Although there was no specific description of the fate of the seven fairies, but after that, seven fairies of similar styles suddenly appeared near Pansi Cave. How can there be so many coincidences in the world? things.

Uh, digressing again, we are not talking about spider spirits here.

Closely related to these seven spider spirits, they appear very pale in film and television dramas, but in the original text, there is such a wave of seven-in-one little fairies.Everyone in the world knows that the vast majority of spiders catch food by making webs from the sky, and the spider spirits are similar. They only caught one that seemed to become a spirit.Of course, small insects are spiritual, so they are not willing to be eaten, and they cannot be beaten, so they have to beg for mercy from the spiders, and recognize them as godmothers, and do their best for them ever since.

The original text of Journey to the West says that the names of these seven little fairies are: honey, ant, 蠦 (lú), class, grasshopper, wax, and dragonfly.The names are already very vivid, that is, bees, ants (wasps), bees (vespas), banmao (mytharis), grasshoppers (grasshoppers, the original text is cattle grasshoppers, which are about the same as oversized mosquitoes, and specialize in stinging rough skin and thick flesh. For livestock, this kind of metamorphosis is physically unacceptable to me, so I should change it), wax (wax cicada), dragonfly.

The part related to the seven little insects in the original text is still brilliant. Zhu Bajie, an unscrupulous person, molested the spider spirit in the water. Although he was taught a lesson, the spider spirit belongs to the big girl's family, so he must be ashamed and angry.But they also knew that there was an even more powerful grandson behind Zhu Bajie, so they had to hide from their senior brother for shelter, and arranged for seven cheap gangsters to block the road as cannon fodder.

The seven little insects are too sincere, they are all focused on finding a place for the humiliated godmother, regardless of the disparity in strength, the hard steel Journey to the West thugs staged a bug war, and the fight is still very characteristic of the Zerg .It's a pity that after all, "evil can never prevail against good", Sun Monkey conjured up seven kinds of birds that only eat insects, and finally ate up all the insects.

Looking at the seven little guys lying on the bed lined up, the biggest bee is only about 5 years old, and the smallest dragonfly is only about 3 years old.They were still just children, and they stayed up late into the night in shock and fear with Zhong Dajiang. They were probably exhausted. Luo Wei sneaked the seven of them into his room, and just after they settled down, a big quilt was covered for them. , I was already too sleepy, and I immediately met Duke Zhou.

Luo Wei is a guy who doesn't have much patience with children, but he is also very cute. If you ignore the peculiarities of the seven little guys, their appearance really meets the current standard for cute babies.Speaking of the uniqueness, it is also the reason why the station master dropped the phone in shock. Their bodies are obviously much thinner than human children of the same age, their heads are slightly larger, and their eyes are round and shiny. Except for the youngest dragonfly, There are extra brightly colored tentacles on the top of everyone's head, the little butts are round and upturned, and the two boys, Little Wasp and Little Wasp, even have a picture of "Doraemon" The beak of the same style as Xiaofu Liguchuan's.

The most troublesome thing is the youngest little dragonfly. The little girl has big eyes and a cute face. Because she is too young, she can't hold back her two pairs of little wings when she gets emotional.The most troublesome thing is that she seems to have evolved two legs below her head, but they can only barely separate below the knees. When walking, she can move slowly if she is not in a hurry. If she is in a hurry, she either jumps forward or stretches The little wings take off.Earlier, when leading the little ones upstairs, Luo Wei was almost frightened by the behavior of the little dragonfly, but it was the little bee who carried her upstairs.

It would be difficult for him, an unmarried man, to be a daddy to seven normal human beings, let alone this kind of strange-looking goblin. If someone finds out, how should he explain it? He can't say that he took over A group of little aliens, although this statement is more scientific than goblins, it is more likely to cause trouble.

Luo Wei moved a stool and sat on the edge of the bed, sighing. Unexpectedly, the eldest lady and little bee who was sleeping at the end of the bed was still awake, her little head popped out, and she raised her upper body and smiled sweetly at him: "Godfather!"

Luo Wei was taken aback, and greeted uncomfortably: "Why haven't you slept yet? Well, let's call me uncle. In our place, words like godfather and godfather are actually quite controversial. of."

The little bee should be sleepy too, but she didn't dare to sleep because she was nervous, she rubbed her eyes: "It's okay, grandpa said you are a godfather, and you are a godfather."

Damn, how can this child admit to death, but looking at her stubborn appearance, after all, she couldn't bear to struggle with the question of address, and sighed: "Good boy, go to bed first!"

Little Bee smiled sweetly, and before going to bed, she still gave Luo Wei a reassurance: "Godfather, don't worry, we are very good, and we won't cause you any trouble."

What a caring baby, hey, Luo Wei's father's heart has finally fallen.