Classic Villain Rescue Station

Seeing that the next day is the Martial Arts Conference on the 11th, fists and legs are being exchanged in Bichi Resort, and cats and dogs are barking. It has never been so lively even during the seven days of Golden Week.Compared with the regular residents, this group of martial arts people don’t know whether they are much easier to serve or worse. Anyway, those who have no money are not picky about food or housing, so they eat more food, and they are prone to bumps in housing. Not to mention the rich, picky is picky, and the cost is really willing to pay, it is the best target for Luo Wei to extract oil and water.

There are only three things that are most annoying.

The first thing is to say nothing and fight together.These guys are either grudges over the years, or competitive, or even just a little bit of friction.If it's just fighting, Luo Wei would not be embarrassed even if his brains were beaten into dogs, but every time he encounters a fight, he always destroys some public property, which is intolerable.

So they found Dong Pangpang, Lu Bu, Xue Dasha and A Dou Tongxie overnight to form a compensation review team, and formulated detailed compensation rules for architectural furnishings, flowers, grass, insects and fish, and asked Song Huizong and the others to copy a two-person tall standing sign and stand it in Qinfang. On the only road next to the kiosk, a small slogan saying "Compensation is heartbreaking, damage needs to be cautious" was installed on roads and high-risk areas of fighting.

The second issue is the appetite of martial arts practitioners.People who practice martial arts must have a lot of food. One aspect of the so-called poor culture and rich martial arts means that people who practice martial arts need to eat more good things.But Luo Wei never expected that the group of people who came here would have such a large appetite. Considering not to disturb the normal operation of the resort, he made a special trip to keep the temporary large dining hall that Ou Xiangxie planned to remove. A cafeteria with three meals a day, exclusively for martial arts practitioners.

This group of guys had only eaten one meal, and Liu Xiaoqi dragged Xue Dasha and ran to Luo Wei crying. The chefs under Xiaoqi couldn't even turn around to serve food, so he kindly advised them to take it easy, because it would be troublesome if they kept going, and then they were beaten up.

Luo Wei didn't believe that the bastards under Liu Xiaoqi could persuade people with a good voice. Most of them were either eccentric or sarcastic, which annoyed them.And if someone really wants to beat someone up, Liu Xiaoqi can't solve it by pretending to come and cry a few times.But no matter whose fault it is, it is obvious that the buffet model cannot afford to meet poor martial arts people.So Luo Wei changed the cafeteria into a box lunch restaurant, and the dishes don't need a wide variety and fine cooking.Liu Xiaoqi and his group of professional chefs still went back to run their Hanfang Pavilion, while Ou Xiangxie's box lunch canteen was temporarily handed over to the big head group.

If there is a solution to the first two, the third is completely dumbfounding.Ever since Lu Bu showed off his strength, the people in the resort have basically known about this guy's ability, word of mouth, and the guys who often come and go with the villa also know the existence of such a powerful person.Lu Bu himself didn't take it seriously. As always, he kept his punches in his hands and his mouth. He trained regularly every morning and night.For the rest of the time, he either followed Si Zhen or wandered alone in the sea of ​​flowers and plants, and no one would bother him.

But recently, Lu Wenhou was very depressed. Since he defeated several masters one after another during the serious training time, a group of militants chased him frantically. When you are in a rush for a challenge, even when you are squatting in the toilet, there are still people blocking the door asking for advice, and if you don’t agree, they can stalk you to death.What Luo Wei can do about this matter is to tell him what it means to "be patient for a while" and "be patient with a knife on the head".

Finally, the competition is just around the corner. Before 10:10 p.m. on the 9th is the last time for the contestants to declare and submit the list. When [-]:[-] a.m., Luo Wei was sitting happily at the barbecue booth in the Qingtang hut, making skewers, and received Miao Jin's anger A pass reprimanded in the middle of the fever.

"Xiao Wang, bastard, it's our fault to calculate and calculate. The participating teams and the number of participants do not match. It turns out that you, the host, have not yet submitted the list. How can you do things at a young age? Not a single note!"

Luo Wei was dumbfounded: "What submission list?"

"Don't you know that you need to sign up for the competition?"

Luo Wei originally thought that someone like him who was forcibly apportioned might not need to go through this process, but he never thought that there would be a link to declare to the organizing committee.No wonder Zhong Dajiang asked Jin Rong to bring him some strange things before. It's really not a cover for the ability to pinch and count.

Time was urgent, Luo Wei quickly contacted Guan Hai, Guan Cheng, Zhixian, Zhishan, Sun Luban, Ren Yuan, Hong Du, and Zhou Jin, and asked them to gather in the open-air training classroom in front of the staff dormitory in the Daguanlou area immediately. He rushed back to Ou Xiangxie's residence first, and took the bag that Jin Rong had brought.

When Luo Wei arrived, in addition to the eight people who should be there, there was another table next to him. Dong Pangpang and Jia Yucun were watching Song Huizong, Han Lingdi, Hong Taiwei and Tong Guan rubbing hemp, watching the rules, They still play Sichuan and Sichuan mahjong, and I don't know when these guys learned it.

Luo Wei ignored them, put his things on the podium, turned his head and wrote "Bichi Wuguan" and "Shenjuan Temple Martial Arts Training Base" on both sides of the whiteboard, and wrote "main force" and " Substitute".He turned around and slapped the table: "Everyone, we are going to participate in the competition tomorrow. The eight of you are excellent representatives selected by our No. 84 rescue station. You guys have learned the rules before. We need to be divided into two groups on average. In the name of the name and the name of the Shenjuan Temple over there. Each group has two main players and two substitutes. You can see how to distribute them!"

Zhixian was the first to raise his hand without hesitation: "As a monk, I can't bend my elbows, so I can be regarded as a member of the Temple of God!"

Zhishan echoed: "We Shuiyue Temple and Shenjuan Temple have been neighbors for so long after all, Qinxiang, Hexian, and Lihua are finally willing to practice martial arts like men, and I'm one of them."

Sun Luban was somewhat dispirited: "Both younger sisters have chosen Shenjuan Temple, so I can be considered as Shenjuan Temple too. It doesn't matter if you are the main substitute."

Luo Wei was dumbfounded. The Shenjuan Temple is considered a pure place of Buddhism. The students recruited so far are all men, and three little lolitas are used as representatives. Will Master Wu Neng be depressed to death because of this?

However, he didn't care about other people's feelings, so he directly wrote the names of the three people on it, and asked by the way: "There are already three in the Shenjuan Temple, who else?"

For a long while, the five of them argued, and when Luo Wei finished writing, he heard Taiwei Hong snort coldly at the table: "This prodigal son Hong Du is a newcomer, since the big guys are not happy, let him make up for it as a substitute. Make atonement!"

Ever since Coach Hong met Taiwei Hong, his great-grandfather, whom he had never met, hated him to death and disliked him in all kinds of ways.Coach Hong was also very wronged. When he was still in the womb, his family was so ruined that they couldn't be picked up on the ground. If we have to talk about the culprit, first of all, it was his grandfather who was on the wrong team, and second, he was full of dandies. The frail and sick father, but as a son, how can he gossip about the elders, so this "prodigal son" has to bear the blame.

Instructor Hong was aggrieved and depressed, feeling unwilling, and had to listen to his great-grandfather.

Needless to say about Bichi Martial Arts, the final list is as follows:
Shenjuan Temple Martial Arts Training Base, main players: Zhixian, Zhishan, substitutes: Sun Luban, Hong Du.

Bichi Martial Arts, main players: Guan Hai, Guan Cheng, substitutes: Ren Yuan, Zhou Jin.

Having the list is only the first step. Seeing that time is running out, Luo Wei hurriedly took out a boxy, angular and angular "brass brick" from the bag.The brick is just a shape, put it upright on the table, there is a camera in the middle of the front, and a slender gap at the bottom; on the back is a design similar to the tape slot of an ancient tape recorder, and there is an indicator light at the bottom and two buttons.Put together with the "brass plate bricks" are dozens of boxes similar to the business cards of printing factories.

Luo Wei waved at Dong Pangpang, but unexpectedly, Jia Yucun also followed behind and listened to his orders. There is nothing wrong with having multiple helpers.Ask Dong Pangpang to ask for a mobile phone, click one of the buttons behind the "brass brick", Dong Pangpang's mobile phone starts to automatically download an app, after clicking it, it turns out to be an ID card interface, name, gender As well as information such as the national emblem and the name of the certificate on the back, just click to enter the editing mode, and click the photo area to enter the photo mode.

Luo Wei first opened the tape slot on the back of the "brass brick", took out a blank ID card from the business card box and stuffed it in, and began to guide Dong Pangpang to make a false certificate while operating.At the same time, he was not allowed to tell Jia Yucun to go to the registration office to submit the list first: "They asked you for an ID card, so they told the contestants to go back and pick it up, and let them accommodate."

That's right, the two things that Zhong Dajiang asked Jin Rong to bring over, the big bag is the equipment for making false certificates.

You can't say that, because in the underworld, this set of equipment comes from the official, and it is also a real certificate, because the national emblem and the position of the Chinese resident ID card were originally placed on the back, and the content on the default template of the mobile app is a The sign of the Nether Gate is added with "Temporary Residence Permit for Nan'an City of Hell".The operation instructions sent by Zhong Dajiang later made it clear that the temporary residence permit for this special period was created for the purpose of arranging the original owners from various planes. The real version of the Huaxia country resident ID card, although it is a standard fake card that cannot read the chip information at all, is a real and valid ID card in the underworld.

Luo Wei made a fool of himself as soon as he got this set of equipment. He tried to get a real and fake certificate for himself, and compared it with his original one. Even I couldn't tell which was real and which was fake, and even confused the two documents. If it wasn't for running to the front desk later, Pan Jinlian happened to be on duty, so I secretly borrowed the machine that reads the ID card information when checking in to identify Check the authenticity, otherwise once this matter gets out, it will definitely be impossible to tell if it makes sense.