Classic Villain Rescue Station

"Slow Voice · 2021"

One level and two successes, three stars and four happiness, five blessings, six prosperity and seven colors.When the son and the ugliness alternate, the house is full of gold and jade.The eight wastelands and nine states celebrate together, and another year, the grand jubilee is approaching.Shiquan Road, hundreds of feet, and enjoy thousands of customs.

Everything goes well, happy in everything, ten colors and nine brilliance are also good.Good fortune in all directions coincides with the shining of the seven stars.Colorful life, year after year, four seasons of well-being.Three Lives Happiness, Fu Lu Shou [-].

——坣升 wishes all the officials to be as strong as a cow in the year of Xinchou in [-], with as many blessings as a cow's hair; the wealth is running like a bull, and the career is brilliant.

——The book continues from the above——

This kind of human swing is the only one I've ever seen in my life, and it's an eye-opener. Not to mention, the brother and sister goblins have really good figures. Anyway, if you want him to do splits, even if your legs are broken, you will definitely not be able to do it.What's wrong with this kind of figure and this kind of stamina?Luo Wei couldn't help but feel ashamed of his own thoughts.Except for the little cicada and the little dragonfly, the rest of the little insects ran back and forth between the two "swings" playing hide-and-seek, knocking the "two swings" into a sway from time to time.

He adjusted his mentality, and then shouted angrily: "Stop!"

The seven little insects reluctantly released the man under Luo Wei's stare, but it did not prevent them from continuing to retaliate. The wind and Xiaozuanyu tied up rice dumplings.

With hands behind his back, Luo Wei paced back and forth between the seven little thugs with their heads down and the two persecuted zongzi: "Who did you learn from to bully people like this?"

Little Hornet was the most impatient, and said confidently: "It was the godmother who taught us this!"

After thinking about it for a while, Luo Wei realized that the godmother he was talking about was not the scorpion spirit he just recognized, but the spider spirit from Journey to the West.Think about the predation mode of most spiders in reality. The enlightenment education of these little guys is how to entangle people, and then hang them up to eat at any time. Coupled with the naughty mentality of little devils, the food hanging It's not a hindrance to bring fancy styles to have fun.

Seeing that Luo Wei was angry, the most well-behaved little dragonfly hopped over: "Godfather calm down, brothers and sisters are also like this because they are too angry. These two stinky pheasants are not the first time I think about it." eat us."

"Pheasant?" It was the first time Luo Wei heard that the prototype of this popular mountain goblin was actually such a thing. Isn't a pheasant just a wild chicken?

In the mutual complementation of the little insects, Luo Wei understood the origin of the grievances of the little Zhuanfeng, the little Zhuanyu and the seven little insects.It is said that pheasants and insects are the upstream and downstream of the food chain. When traveling to the west, the group of seven small insects encountered large-scale encirclement and suppression by natural enemies one after another. , finally settled in Pansi Ridge, and the culprit that caused the seven ethnic groups to migrate was the pheasant colony where the brothers and sisters of Xiaozuanfeng belonged.

Although there is a grudge, it is also a matter of the ancestors. Since Shituo Ridge and Pansi Ridge are not short distances, the little insects and Xiao Zhuanfeng brothers and sisters did not have much contact with each other until the two sides were pierced for some reason. They were all forced to settle in Nan'an City in the underworld.The goblin settlement in Nan'an City is such a big place, you can't see them up and down, and after getting along a lot, they gradually let go of their vigilance.When both parties have a good impression of each other, Xiao Zhuanfeng generously invites the little insects to take a bath in the newly opened bathhouse, and only reveals his true colors when he arrives at the place. He is not kind enough to invite guests to take a bath, he is clearly trying to deceive the little insects themselves It's even more sinister and nasty than their ancestors with sharp swords and sharp guns.

Finally, everyone already knows today that Xiao Zhuanfeng was kicked by Brother Diao when he was chasing small insects.

Listening to a few little kids singing together, Xiao Zhuanfeng and Xiao Zhuanyu were jumping up and down anxiously, but they couldn't speak.It was only then that Luo Wei noticed that the mouths of the two were stuffed with a bunch of broken ropes.As for the ones tied to his body, he couldn't find the end of the rope because it was too intricate, and he didn't have any tools at hand. Unless the little insects offered to help, he could only wait.

I don't know how to get this ball of rope in. Luo Wei took a lot of effort to tear off the ball in Xiao Zhuanyu's mouth. Just as he was about to pull Xiao Zhuanfeng, he heard that the little girl Shamat was in a hurry. He said, "No, I didn't want to cook you. The Ishikawa soup restaurant that led you to is not drinking soup, but cooking soup."

What's the difference?Everyone was stunned.

"As for my brother chasing you before, it was mainly because I was too hungry. You can blame me, my brother is innocent."

At this moment, Xiao Zhuanfeng's ball of rope was also taken out, he jumped up in anger at Xiao Zhuanyu's words, and hurriedly interrupted: "Xiao Yu, you are talking nonsense again, you are hungry and I am chasing them are two different things Oh, what I mean is, you said you were hungry, we don’t know each other well here, and it’s rare to meet people we know, and I chased them because I wanted to ask how to get food.”

Luo Wei looked Xiao Zhuanfeng suspiciously up and down: "Didn't you say that eating goblins is not considered cannibalism?"

Little Zhuan was confused, thought and thought, and jumped angrily: "My original words are, don't act like it was back in Shituoling. Eating goblins is not counted, but if you want to eat people, you have to go to a new place." Follow the rules, I only went to ask them where I can get food after I said this."

Luo Wei was stunned, who said that the essence is concentrated, Xiao Zhuanfeng's originally good words were condensed by his sister, as if he had been poisoned.

Xiao Zuanyu blinked her innocent black eyes: "Hey, it really looks like this!"

"And that," Xiao Zhuanfeng recalled, "Ishikawa soup restaurant is neither for drinking soup nor cooking soup, but for soaking soup. The owner named Ishikawa brought the Goemon bath from the native land of Dawa Kingdom. For everyone to taste something new, under the guise of feeling the excitement of frying pan, it is quite popular in South Bank City recently."

Luo Wei has heard of the bathtub style of the Goemon bath. A large pot is placed on the pile of firewood, and the bath is heated while heating. It looks like a big boiled living person, which is indeed strange enough.According to legend, it was inspired by Ishikawa Goemon, who was executed by Toyotomi Hideyoshi in a pot. Not to mention, the things developed by the little devils of the Great Wa Kingdom are really perverted.

Luo Wei is also drunk, this girl is really serious, her elbows turned outwards is not counted, although the road idiot attribute is troublesome and a bit cute, but this problem of not knowing the brain and talking nonsense makes people crazy, and is caught every minute The rhythm of her death.

Seeing the big guys staring at her with indisputable eyes, Xiao Zhuanyu flinched and wanted to explain: "I didn't do it on purpose, it's just..."

Luo Wei really wanted to say "You're just brain-dead", but his brother is still here, so it's not easy to arrange it like this, but there is one thing that must be clarified: "I told you to walk clockwise, how do you go clockwise?" ? How did you come here along the way?"

Xiao Zuanyu nodded ignorantly: "I walked clockwise!"

Luo Wei rolled his eyes: "Then tell me, how did you make it to the top of the hill?"

Then, Sister Kill Matt gave an extremely powerful explanation.The time at this moment is equivalent to the end of You hour and the beginning of Xu hour in ancient times. According to the sundial, the direction pointed by the shadow of the hour hand is the direction of walking up the hillside.

Luo Wei was almost overwhelmed. It turns out that clockwise means pointing clockwise. This is such a sturdy logic.

After all, the little insects released Xiao Zhuanfeng and Xiao Zhuanyu for the sake of their godfather. The seemingly messy rope tied to them was actually pulled by the little guys like a spinning top. The three times, five times and two divisions were untied, which is simply unimaginable.Moreover, this is definitely not a sorcery, the law Tianlei can testify, Luo Wei feels that it is necessary for him to find time to learn another skill.

But the most important thing right now is that Xiao Zuanfeng's hunger level is not much better than that of Xiao Zuanyu who was fainted by hunger. In desperation, he had no choice but to continue to cheat Dong Pangpang's inventory.

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Luo Wei already knew the prototypes of the siblings, so it was not surprising to see their unarmed appearance.

Not to mention the same yellow triangular mouth of Xiao Zhuanfeng, the waist-length hair tied into a bundle is even more fiery red and dazzling than Xiao Zuanyu.The most distinctive feature is a two-inch-long dull hair on the top of the head. It is as if it has been served by hair mud, hair gel, gel water, and mousse. Forever swaying with the wind is life and death.

In this regard, Xiao Zuanyu's explanation made people very speechless: "This is called Jiuyu, and it is the masculine characteristic of a male bird fairy after transformation."

Luo Wei completely admired him. He thought it was funny just now and wanted to masturbate, but now he can avoid it. It is strange that no matter the east or the west, "birdmen" are extremely powerful races. Those with masculine features on their heads are really not made by ordinary people. owned.

Xiao Zhuanfeng had just stuffed instant noodles into his mouth, and was almost choked up by his sister's words, coughing for a while before he eased up: "Sister...cough cough cough...you...you will be misunderstood when you talk like that .”

Xiao Zuanyu blinked his eyes: "Where did I say something wrong? It is true that only male birds have feathers, and I don't have them."

Xiao Zhuanfeng cried and said with a mournful face: "The truth is correct, but it's just like the fact that human men grow beards and women don't grow beards. It's just a gender characteristic."

Xiao Zuanyu pursed her mouth in disbelief: "I'm not wrong, the gender is male, it is masculine, and the gender is female, it is female."

Seeing that the brothers and sisters were planning to have an endless dispute over key words, Luo Wei hurriedly helped to brake. He was even more curious about another thing: "Brother Diao is also a bird, why don't you see that he has dull hair? Uh, is that the Jiuyu you guys were talking about?"

Xiao Zhuanfeng explained: "The feathers will change with the cultivation base. When they are hardened, they are only as long as a knuckle. When they grow to my size, they will increase in number. It can increase to nine at most, and it can reach nine. It is already an extremely powerful monster. However, reaching nine roots is not the limit of cultivation, and after advancing, the feathers will continue to grow, and when they grow to a certain level, they will naturally stop standing like this. "

Little Zhuanyu blushed: "My brother's is too short, the one as long as the king's is really amazing!"

Luo Wei and Xiao Zhuanfeng both sprayed, and Xiao Zhuanfeng really wanted to kneel down to his sister: "Xiaoyu, can you stop talking for a while and let me fill your stomach first before you speak."

Luo Wei also said: "Sister Xiaoyu, Xiaopang is doing inventory in the warehouse. If you have nothing to do, you can go and help."

Little Zhuanyu looked eager to try: "What kind of snack is the inventory, can I eat it?"

Luo Wei explained: "Inventory is to see what is in the warehouse and count how many there are. Forget it, you can go to the next door and find Xiaopang, he will give you instructions." Seeing the little girl Shamat disappeared behind the door, Only then did he breathe a sigh of relief, "How did you raise this younger sister, or, how did you live until now without being mad at your younger sister?"