Classic Villain Rescue Station
Chapter 182 Fake Cleverness and True Honesty
When Xiao Zhuanyu touched the heads of Fine Ghost and Clever Worm and introduced these two, Luo Wei was stunned, and felt that the smile of the seemingly kind aunt became eerie, because the prototype of Fine Ghost It is a grasshopper, and the clever insect is a cricket.Thinking about the food chain relationship between the pheasant brothers and sisters and the little insects, I sweated for a pair of foolish and wise goblins.
If the appearance of the fine ghost and the clever worm is strange, then the pair of big and tall people following them can't bear to look directly at them.The basic appearance of the two of them is similar to that of the 82 version of ET, and both have a pair of lifeless dead fish eyes and small lumpy ears.
The skin is as thick as covered with mud stars called Benbo Erba, it is a catfish spirit, the corners of the mouth stretched to the ears, the upper lip is extremely thick, the lower lip is so thin that it is almost invisible, and the two chopstick-thick beards hang straight down to the chest.
The skin color of the clever insect is called Baboerben. It is a black fish spirit. Its ET-like head has an Ultraman-like pointed meat crown on top of its head, and its mouth is several times smaller. The size, but it seems that the lips can't cover the steel teeth of the mouth, even if they don't speak, they grin with a sinister smile all the year round.
This is also a pair of well-known goblins in Journey to the West. Many years ago, they quickly became popular because of a witty chat record made by a certain netizen. The popularity of this pair once surpassed that of Xiaozuanfeng, who patrols the mountains, and became popular all over the Internet.
It is said that there is a rocky mountain in Journey to the West, and there is a blue wave pond on the mountain. In the pond, the Wanshenglongwang family is not a peaceful family. Those who don't know it think it is the fetus of the death star!
I want to explain one thing here. In fact, in the original text, there is no mention of the fact that Xiao Bailong was punished for burning the beads given by the Jade Emperor. It has something to do with the Wansheng Princess, the daughter of the Wansheng Dragon King. Only the four main characters of Bibotan's master's family are introduced, the Dragon King of the Dragon King, the wife of the Dragon King, the Dragon Lady, the Princess of the Dragon King, and the way to death of the son-in-law Nine-Headed Insect.As for the so-called triangular relationship, it is also based on the inspiration of the film and television creation. Probably even the screenwriter did not expect that this brain hole was just based on the real thing.
Yan Duoduo awakened the memory of being Duo Rong, the tenth princess of Jinghe River. As I mentioned before, although the dragon clan may seem unattainable in the eyes of the common people and the Shui clan, they are the only ones who are low in the fairy system of Journey to the West. It will become the main material of the delicacies in the banquet.The nature of the dragon is what, the dragon prince can actually give birth to a thief one by one, the problem is that if you can give birth, you may not be able to keep it. The above also gave nine indicators, that is, the so-called first prince of the dragon to the ninth prince of the dragon. It is 100% that no one will move it. For the rest, you have to clean yourself up and don’t sow seeds randomly.In view of the extremely low chance of giving birth to a baby girl after the dragon clan sows, the dragon princesses are not included in the nine life-saving indicators.
Of course, as members of the Dragon Clan, in addition to cultivation and influence, bloodline and race are also important indicators.The Dragon King of the Four Seas belongs to power to determine the status, the Dragon King of Jinghe is the bloodline that creates the honor, and the Dragon King of Bibotan Wansheng is the family of dragons who have become dragons because of their cultivation.No matter how capable you are, a dragon is a dragon. It would be good if the self-proclaimed orthodox dragon clan can recognize you. Do you still expect others to think highly of you?
Fortunately, the Wansheng Dragon King's own cultivation is good, and he gave birth to a well-known daughter, so he can catch up with the little white dragon in the West Sea Dragon Palace.Even if Xiao Bailong's cultivation is not good, his personality is dull and rigid, and he is not liked by the Dragon King of the West Sea, this is their family's admiration.
Since the daughter-in-law of the Dragon King of Jinghe River is the princess of Xihai, the little dragon girl Duo Rong and Xiao Bailong are cousins, and Yan Xiaoniu has no doubt about his bad marriage. The tragedy that women should have created.This Halloween princess is a green tea with outward appearance and outward appearance, relying on her beauty, she usually looks like a sea king, and she can be called countless men.The most exaggerated thing she did was not cuckolding Little White Dragon on the wedding night in the bridal chamber, but she hooked up with one of her boyfriends, a certain rolling curtain general of the Lingxiao Temple, to steal the Queen Mother's nine-leaf Ganoderma lucidum grass.
As for the fact that the Queen Mother didn't get mad because of Mao, Yan Xiaoniu only had some gossip. play various.Guanghan Palace, as the singing and dancing troupe of the Heavenly Court, has actually been listed as a forbidden place by the Jade Emperor, and the generals and young generals wandering around in the Heavenly Court, as long as they are handsome, most of them have such an affair with the Queen Mother.Therefore, the rumor outside is that the general of the curtain who is the servant of the Halloween princess is also the new love of the Queen Mother.
Feel the chaos in the whole heaven.
As for Princess Wansheng, who has successfully stolen the Nine-leaf Ganoderma lucidum grass, her tail is almost up to the sky, and she wants to test which of the group of suitors around her is more loyal and heroic to her.So she came up with an idea, requesting that anyone who likes her must give the most beautiful and precious treasure in the world that can rival her own beauty.This kind of unreasonable and tossing request, Xiao Bailong, as a reasonable and legal fiancé with a wooden personality, naturally ignored it.But the nine-headed worm, the winner in the end, took it seriously and scouted around. In the process, with the help of the doting Wansheng Dragon King, he ran to Jisai Kingdom and had a bloody rain. On the occasion, he took away the treasured Buddhist relics.
Here I want to make complaints about the double standards of the Heavenly Court. The same is rain, and the Dragon King of Jinghe made a mistake in time and quantity. Continue to be free and easy, this standard can only be hahaha.
In the eyes of Halloween Princess, one is a cold and tasteless wood, who still puts on a lofty posture all day long; the other is a lover who is connected with you and is willing to run away for your little request.In the eyes of Wanshenglongwang, one seems to have a high status, but in the eyes of his father, he has no sense of existence, and his personal cultivation is mediocre; One cut, wholeheartedly for the Bibotan Dragon Palace, the point is that the girl still likes it.Now that the balance has tipped, there is no need to say much about what will happen next.
The appearance of Ben Boerba and Babo Erben is purely because Bibotan Dragon Palace got the news of the Journey to the West team, and there is no extra manpower to search for people all over the world, so they have to dispatch their subordinates in batches to go back and forth on several necessary roads Patrol, unfortunately, the two of them bumped into Monkey Sun's hand.Sun Houzi has always been ruthless, so the two little fish died after being drained of their value.
If fine ghosts and clever insects are fake smarts, Benboerba and Baboerben are really simple and straightforward, fully showing the characteristic that fish brains are only a little bit big.
As soon as Luo Wei felt that the number of people was not quite right, he asked the four of them: "Didn't you say that there are ten people in your group, and what about the other four?"
Pointing to the wall of Shuiyue Nunnery a little further away, Jing Jinggui answered first: "Weird Tiao Tiao found something strange in that wall, so he led Tiao Tiao Tiao to see the situation."
The clever worm retorted: "What nonsense are you talking about? It was obviously discovered by Tricky and Tricky, and that's why Tricky and Tricky led him to the side door."
The fine ghost put his hips on his hips: "It's the weird and tricky leading the tricky and weird."
Clever Chong's mouth twitched: "Obviously it's the tricky and weird leading the weird and tricky."
……
Luo Wei got a headache from the tongue-twister quarreling mode of this pair of live treasures. Ben Bo Erba stared at his pair of dead fish eyes, looked left and right, then scratched his head, and asked Ba Bo Erba next to him: "How can I Do you remember that they were the first to say that there are more and more strangers over there?"
Babo Erben's reaction was half a beat slow: "Really, I just remember that we were going to faint from hunger, coming and going and going and coming and going to help us find food."
Ben Boerba felt aggrieved and took out two big red pomegranates: "But I don't like these."
Babo Erben also sighed and took out two of them: "I want to eat meat, a lot of meat."
The two starving ghosts were still comforting each other, but they didn't notice that the fine ghost and the clever bug had stopped arguing. The big bulb eyes and the small mung bean eyes stared straight at the four pomegranates, and rushed towards them in unison.
"Give me, give me..."
"No, what if I really starve to death?"
"You don't eat anyway, what a waste to keep!"
"If you don't like to eat, you can prepare it just in case."
The four of them huddled together in an instant.
Luo Wei is so angry, thanks to his long-term thinking, seeing Xiao Zhuanfeng and Xiao Zhuanyu's reincarnated appearances of starving ghosts, he guessed that the rest of them would not be much better, so he ran to the small supermarket in the holiday village before coming here He moved a box of bread, milk and ham sausage into the truck.
He gave Xiao Zhuanfeng a plastic bag and asked him to put some of each in it and bring it over.After receiving the things, he threw the plastic bag on the ground, peeled a ham sausage first, and took a bite.
The fine ghost and the clever insect were still clinging to the pomegranate tightly, while Ben Boerba and Baboerben had fixed their eyes on Luo Wei's chewing mouth.
Luo Wei waved the remaining half of the sausage: "Do you want to eat it?" Seeing the two people nodding silly, "Then I will ask you a question, and you will answer obediently. If the answer is correct, there will be something to eat. If the answer is wrong, you can just watch." .” The two nodded again.
He pointed to the pomegranate that was being quickly peeled by the claws of the fine ghost and the clever bug: "Where did this come from?"
Ben Boerba raised his hands to answer: "There are coming and going and there are going and coming and I borrowed them from an orchard."
The corner of Luo Wei's mouth twitched, is this a loan?He handed the two ham sausages to Ben Boerba, fearing that he would eat the wrapping paper too, so he carefully opened his mouth and taught him how to eat.
"Before I came, you didn't see redundant people, did redundant things!"
Seeing that his friends were having a good meal, Ba Boer quickly replied: "After Mr. Zhong sent us to the island, we saw many people, and we all avoided them."
If the appearance of the fine ghost and the clever worm is strange, then the pair of big and tall people following them can't bear to look directly at them.The basic appearance of the two of them is similar to that of the 82 version of ET, and both have a pair of lifeless dead fish eyes and small lumpy ears.
The skin is as thick as covered with mud stars called Benbo Erba, it is a catfish spirit, the corners of the mouth stretched to the ears, the upper lip is extremely thick, the lower lip is so thin that it is almost invisible, and the two chopstick-thick beards hang straight down to the chest.
The skin color of the clever insect is called Baboerben. It is a black fish spirit. Its ET-like head has an Ultraman-like pointed meat crown on top of its head, and its mouth is several times smaller. The size, but it seems that the lips can't cover the steel teeth of the mouth, even if they don't speak, they grin with a sinister smile all the year round.
This is also a pair of well-known goblins in Journey to the West. Many years ago, they quickly became popular because of a witty chat record made by a certain netizen. The popularity of this pair once surpassed that of Xiaozuanfeng, who patrols the mountains, and became popular all over the Internet.
It is said that there is a rocky mountain in Journey to the West, and there is a blue wave pond on the mountain. In the pond, the Wanshenglongwang family is not a peaceful family. Those who don't know it think it is the fetus of the death star!
I want to explain one thing here. In fact, in the original text, there is no mention of the fact that Xiao Bailong was punished for burning the beads given by the Jade Emperor. It has something to do with the Wansheng Princess, the daughter of the Wansheng Dragon King. Only the four main characters of Bibotan's master's family are introduced, the Dragon King of the Dragon King, the wife of the Dragon King, the Dragon Lady, the Princess of the Dragon King, and the way to death of the son-in-law Nine-Headed Insect.As for the so-called triangular relationship, it is also based on the inspiration of the film and television creation. Probably even the screenwriter did not expect that this brain hole was just based on the real thing.
Yan Duoduo awakened the memory of being Duo Rong, the tenth princess of Jinghe River. As I mentioned before, although the dragon clan may seem unattainable in the eyes of the common people and the Shui clan, they are the only ones who are low in the fairy system of Journey to the West. It will become the main material of the delicacies in the banquet.The nature of the dragon is what, the dragon prince can actually give birth to a thief one by one, the problem is that if you can give birth, you may not be able to keep it. The above also gave nine indicators, that is, the so-called first prince of the dragon to the ninth prince of the dragon. It is 100% that no one will move it. For the rest, you have to clean yourself up and don’t sow seeds randomly.In view of the extremely low chance of giving birth to a baby girl after the dragon clan sows, the dragon princesses are not included in the nine life-saving indicators.
Of course, as members of the Dragon Clan, in addition to cultivation and influence, bloodline and race are also important indicators.The Dragon King of the Four Seas belongs to power to determine the status, the Dragon King of Jinghe is the bloodline that creates the honor, and the Dragon King of Bibotan Wansheng is the family of dragons who have become dragons because of their cultivation.No matter how capable you are, a dragon is a dragon. It would be good if the self-proclaimed orthodox dragon clan can recognize you. Do you still expect others to think highly of you?
Fortunately, the Wansheng Dragon King's own cultivation is good, and he gave birth to a well-known daughter, so he can catch up with the little white dragon in the West Sea Dragon Palace.Even if Xiao Bailong's cultivation is not good, his personality is dull and rigid, and he is not liked by the Dragon King of the West Sea, this is their family's admiration.
Since the daughter-in-law of the Dragon King of Jinghe River is the princess of Xihai, the little dragon girl Duo Rong and Xiao Bailong are cousins, and Yan Xiaoniu has no doubt about his bad marriage. The tragedy that women should have created.This Halloween princess is a green tea with outward appearance and outward appearance, relying on her beauty, she usually looks like a sea king, and she can be called countless men.The most exaggerated thing she did was not cuckolding Little White Dragon on the wedding night in the bridal chamber, but she hooked up with one of her boyfriends, a certain rolling curtain general of the Lingxiao Temple, to steal the Queen Mother's nine-leaf Ganoderma lucidum grass.
As for the fact that the Queen Mother didn't get mad because of Mao, Yan Xiaoniu only had some gossip. play various.Guanghan Palace, as the singing and dancing troupe of the Heavenly Court, has actually been listed as a forbidden place by the Jade Emperor, and the generals and young generals wandering around in the Heavenly Court, as long as they are handsome, most of them have such an affair with the Queen Mother.Therefore, the rumor outside is that the general of the curtain who is the servant of the Halloween princess is also the new love of the Queen Mother.
Feel the chaos in the whole heaven.
As for Princess Wansheng, who has successfully stolen the Nine-leaf Ganoderma lucidum grass, her tail is almost up to the sky, and she wants to test which of the group of suitors around her is more loyal and heroic to her.So she came up with an idea, requesting that anyone who likes her must give the most beautiful and precious treasure in the world that can rival her own beauty.This kind of unreasonable and tossing request, Xiao Bailong, as a reasonable and legal fiancé with a wooden personality, naturally ignored it.But the nine-headed worm, the winner in the end, took it seriously and scouted around. In the process, with the help of the doting Wansheng Dragon King, he ran to Jisai Kingdom and had a bloody rain. On the occasion, he took away the treasured Buddhist relics.
Here I want to make complaints about the double standards of the Heavenly Court. The same is rain, and the Dragon King of Jinghe made a mistake in time and quantity. Continue to be free and easy, this standard can only be hahaha.
In the eyes of Halloween Princess, one is a cold and tasteless wood, who still puts on a lofty posture all day long; the other is a lover who is connected with you and is willing to run away for your little request.In the eyes of Wanshenglongwang, one seems to have a high status, but in the eyes of his father, he has no sense of existence, and his personal cultivation is mediocre; One cut, wholeheartedly for the Bibotan Dragon Palace, the point is that the girl still likes it.Now that the balance has tipped, there is no need to say much about what will happen next.
The appearance of Ben Boerba and Babo Erben is purely because Bibotan Dragon Palace got the news of the Journey to the West team, and there is no extra manpower to search for people all over the world, so they have to dispatch their subordinates in batches to go back and forth on several necessary roads Patrol, unfortunately, the two of them bumped into Monkey Sun's hand.Sun Houzi has always been ruthless, so the two little fish died after being drained of their value.
If fine ghosts and clever insects are fake smarts, Benboerba and Baboerben are really simple and straightforward, fully showing the characteristic that fish brains are only a little bit big.
As soon as Luo Wei felt that the number of people was not quite right, he asked the four of them: "Didn't you say that there are ten people in your group, and what about the other four?"
Pointing to the wall of Shuiyue Nunnery a little further away, Jing Jinggui answered first: "Weird Tiao Tiao found something strange in that wall, so he led Tiao Tiao Tiao to see the situation."
The clever worm retorted: "What nonsense are you talking about? It was obviously discovered by Tricky and Tricky, and that's why Tricky and Tricky led him to the side door."
The fine ghost put his hips on his hips: "It's the weird and tricky leading the tricky and weird."
Clever Chong's mouth twitched: "Obviously it's the tricky and weird leading the weird and tricky."
……
Luo Wei got a headache from the tongue-twister quarreling mode of this pair of live treasures. Ben Bo Erba stared at his pair of dead fish eyes, looked left and right, then scratched his head, and asked Ba Bo Erba next to him: "How can I Do you remember that they were the first to say that there are more and more strangers over there?"
Babo Erben's reaction was half a beat slow: "Really, I just remember that we were going to faint from hunger, coming and going and going and coming and going to help us find food."
Ben Boerba felt aggrieved and took out two big red pomegranates: "But I don't like these."
Babo Erben also sighed and took out two of them: "I want to eat meat, a lot of meat."
The two starving ghosts were still comforting each other, but they didn't notice that the fine ghost and the clever bug had stopped arguing. The big bulb eyes and the small mung bean eyes stared straight at the four pomegranates, and rushed towards them in unison.
"Give me, give me..."
"No, what if I really starve to death?"
"You don't eat anyway, what a waste to keep!"
"If you don't like to eat, you can prepare it just in case."
The four of them huddled together in an instant.
Luo Wei is so angry, thanks to his long-term thinking, seeing Xiao Zhuanfeng and Xiao Zhuanyu's reincarnated appearances of starving ghosts, he guessed that the rest of them would not be much better, so he ran to the small supermarket in the holiday village before coming here He moved a box of bread, milk and ham sausage into the truck.
He gave Xiao Zhuanfeng a plastic bag and asked him to put some of each in it and bring it over.After receiving the things, he threw the plastic bag on the ground, peeled a ham sausage first, and took a bite.
The fine ghost and the clever insect were still clinging to the pomegranate tightly, while Ben Boerba and Baboerben had fixed their eyes on Luo Wei's chewing mouth.
Luo Wei waved the remaining half of the sausage: "Do you want to eat it?" Seeing the two people nodding silly, "Then I will ask you a question, and you will answer obediently. If the answer is correct, there will be something to eat. If the answer is wrong, you can just watch." .” The two nodded again.
He pointed to the pomegranate that was being quickly peeled by the claws of the fine ghost and the clever bug: "Where did this come from?"
Ben Boerba raised his hands to answer: "There are coming and going and there are going and coming and I borrowed them from an orchard."
The corner of Luo Wei's mouth twitched, is this a loan?He handed the two ham sausages to Ben Boerba, fearing that he would eat the wrapping paper too, so he carefully opened his mouth and taught him how to eat.
"Before I came, you didn't see redundant people, did redundant things!"
Seeing that his friends were having a good meal, Ba Boer quickly replied: "After Mr. Zhong sent us to the island, we saw many people, and we all avoided them."
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