Classic Villain Rescue Station

After vomiting wildly, Luo Wei stroked his chest, wiped his mouth, and said in a hoarse voice, "Brother Diao, you are so busy, you have the time to talk, and things have already been done, so we don't need to go this way." one trip."

As soon as the words fell, a bamboo raft floated from the north of Dazong Lake. The bamboo raft moved on its own without a driver, and Brother Diao on top was wearing a gorgeous black straight train, standing with his hands behind his back.Luo Wei took a look at Mei Changsu's attire, and at Brother Diao's aristocratic attire, and felt that the way the two of them appeared should be changed to match better.

About ten meters away from the shore of the lake, Brother Diao stepped on the water without a trace in a series. After a few ups and downs, he had already stood on the other side of Luo Wei, and looked at the filth on the ground with disgust: "Spit it like this, you Are you serious when you say you learned how to ride a horse?"

Luo Wei felt aggrieved, and pointed to Chitu: "This bastard is doing it on purpose, he's crazy when he runs, my internal organs are all displaced."

Chitu snorted quite dissatisfied, kicked him with sand in the face again, turned his head and ignored him.

Lu Bu stepped forward, "It's still because you are too weak, so you can't blame others."

The Yellow Turban has long been shocked by Brother Diao's "lightness kung fu". Even Master He, Yang Feng and Han Xian, who have experience in funeral affairs, have seen such "real kung fu" for the first time.On the Yellow Turban side, who had an absolute advantage in numbers, they were on the verge of a formidable enemy, while the three on Luo Wei's side chatted and laughed happily, as if they didn't take it seriously.

Master He first saw Luo Wei also appearing in this time and space, and felt that the sky was thundering. After listening to their conversation and the news he heard in the past, he realized that it is likely that this guy is the culprit of all obstacles. It's not good: "Luo Wei, we finally have a bit of love, don't let things go to waste."

Luo Wei also recovered now, if it wasn't for Master He who was behind him, he really wanted to rush over and give him a set of Tathagata palms, and then looked at those ignorant yellow scarves who were still ready to obey orders They feel that it is inappropriate to discuss right and wrong with public execution, and pointing at Master He, holding back their temper, they said: "You still remember the love of incense, if it weren't for you tossing about, labor and capital could be implicated here. What do you like to do? Go, I don't bother to care about you even if I break the sky, but I shouldn't be brought by you. I have to take a lot of them away. You should stay away from me, or you will offend labor and management. See if I can If you have the ability to destroy you worry-free people earlier than the imperial court."

Master He was also pissed off by his arrogant tone, and sneered, "Kill my yellow scarf," he glanced at the masked Lu Bu above the red rabbit, "I admit that you have a few capable people under you, but no matter how capable you are What, two or three kittens still want to be compared with millions of Yellow Turban brothers, even if there is a master who can summon birds, you will not ridiculously plan to dominate the world with stupid birds!"

Brother Diao was still pulling bamboos for fun, but when he heard that someone was hurting his bird army, he stopped doing it immediately. Luo Wei thought it was going to be bad, but he couldn't stop this ancestor at all.Brother Diao stomped on the ground with one foot, and he jumped up into the sky out of thin air, and instantly transformed into a giant eagle about ten feet in size, with a black fur and a faint blue light, and the crown, wings, and tail feathers were golden and eye-catching.

There was a sudden silence all around, and I heard the frantic wind blowing from the huge wings, and the big eagle swooped down on the rest of the yellow scarf that had been turned on its back. The man with the flag swallowed it into his stomach, and when he was about to sip, he spat out the bloody handsome flag and clothes, and hit Yang Feng and Han Xian on the head.After finishing the work, the giant eagle hiccupped, and Shi Shiran returned to human form, still acting like a nobleman.

"Oh my god... the monster... the monster... the monster is eating people... ahhh..." The scene exploded into a ball, and the Yellow Turbans fled in all directions desperately.Most of them either drilled the bamboo forest with their crap, or jumped directly into the lake, desperately trying to run as far as possible.A small group were so frightened that their feet were as limp as noodles, unable to stand up at all, and shouting with their heads on the ground: "My lord, spare my life, my lord, spare my life..."

Luo Wei was also so startled that he didn't realize it for a long time, and when he came back to his senses, he jumped and scolded: "You're too bastard, you are not allowed to eat people, this is not cleaned or quarantined, who knows what kind of bacteria are on your body What virus."

Lu Bu's black line: "I said, your focus is not skewed!"

Although Luo Wei didn't agree with this behavior, he also understood what Brother Diao did. He just wanted to smash the group of people on the opposite side with a hammer, otherwise this battle might be endless.Understanding does not mean not being annoyed. If you are addicted to eating people, you will be able to pay it back when you go back, so you continue to be disgusting: "You know this person hasn't washed his hair or bathed for a few days. Do you have the habit of washing your face and brushing your teeth? These days, If you don’t make sure that the blood contains AIDS, hepatitis B, hepatitis C, syphilis, willow, malaria, dengue fever, etc., it will be contagious if it sticks to it. Even vampires dare not easily find someone to agree to it. You are still stunned. Stuff it in your stomach, even if you don’t know how to write the word “death”, wouldn’t you be afraid of being disgusting?”

Journey to the West is full of plots of cannibalism from top to bottom, which is not the monopoly of monsters.Those who descended from the sky and became kings, seemed to have been lifted from some kind of imprisonment, and returned to their cannibalistic nature. Even the members of the protagonist group could not escape this kind of past.

Sun Houzi said: "When my grandson was a monster in Shuilian Cave, if he wanted to eat human flesh, he would do this: he could turn into gold or silver, or become a villa, or become intoxicated, or become a woman. There are those who are infatuated, love If you like me, I will lure him into the cave, do whatever you want, steam or boil it for good use; if you can’t eat it, you have to dry it in the sun to prevent the sky from being cloudy..."

Zhu Bajie said: "It's better to catch a passerby and eat his mother fatly! No matter what two crimes, three crimes, one thousand crimes, ten thousand crimes..."

Monk Sha said: "I cannibalize countless people here. I have eaten people who came to learn Buddhist scriptures several times. The heads of all the people who ate them fell into the quicksand and sank to the bottom of the water..."

In Brother Diao's words, monsters can't blame them all for eating people, because in the setting of Journey to the West, people are the spirits of all things and are favored by heaven and earth. Be upright, persist in doing good and accumulating virtue, and evil spirits will not get close.On the contrary, to be born inhuman is the original sin, and to become a demon is to add to the sin. Only human spirituality can wash away sins and reduce the punishment of heaven.Although it is impossible to get close to people with great merit and righteousness, ordinary human beings can benefit a lot by relying on their numbers.

Regarding the matter of cannibalism, goblins like Fine Ghost and Clever Worm have more say. In their view, the only use of cannibalism is to make life easier for themselves, otherwise they always feel hairy on their backs. I don’t know. When will it be struck by lightning.If it weren't for the fact that there was nothing to do, who would be willing to eat people.

First of all, human beings are very slippery, and they always like to cuddle together, and few are willing to be alone. Little goblins have low mana, and it is quite difficult to catch someone.Secondly, it is estimated that most of the poor people they can catch are hungry and full on weekdays. Most of them have bones and little meat, and the taste is really not very good.Big ones like Brother Diao wished they could just swallow them, lest they would be unappetizing after chewing. This also made them develop the habit of swallowing them raw, but when they encountered most of the small ones, they had to Learning from the human cooking mode, even if cooking loses some spirituality, it is better than hard to swallow.

Although Brother Diao swallowed it directly, he couldn't taste it at all, and it wouldn't make it dirty, but he habitually wiped his mouth to indicate that he had finished eating. After hearing Luo Wei's words, his complexion first turned black, then turned red, and finally Immediately green and green, he rushed to the side of the road, held on to a bamboo stubble and spit it out.

Not to mention Brother Diao, even the others followed suit. Among them, Master He, who was more familiar with the diseases listed, was completely disgusted, because he remembered the day when the uprising was announced, after a group of people sacrificed to heaven Swallowing blood to form an alliance, but you cut your finger and drip the blood into the wine jar, and then you drink a bowl and I drink it clean.Of course, a group of ancient people say that they have AIDS, hepatitis B, hepatitis C, etc., but the washing conditions of the ancients are very problematic, and their living habits are quite bad. Various sexually transmitted diseases, schistosomiasis, malaria, dengue fever, etc. are really true Uneven.The more I thought about it, the more my throat turned upwards, and sour water came out of my stomach.

Luo Wei still felt that the predictions were not harsh enough, and continued: "But let's not just think about the disadvantages, there are also many advantages. The vampire brothers even sent a letter of praise to humans, saying that their long-term blood-sucking has caused racial inheritance. Sexual malnutrition is gone now, the blood is full of blood sugar and blood fat, the content of sweet sugar and greasy fat has increased, and it can also improve the physique of their group in disguise."

Vomit, clatter!

Those who didn't understand it felt that this statement made people feel so uncomfortable. It seemed that Brother Diao, Master He, Yang Feng and Han Xian had already vomited uncontrollably.Even though the Lu Bu man on Chitu's back was still stiff, his face was a little blue: "You should stop talking a few words, and get the business done quickly."

In fact, Luo Wei was also afraid. Seeing that the disgusting person was helpful, he simply continued to drink strong drugs, so as not to lose his memory and commit another crime. He opened his mouth and said, "Let's not say more about whether these things in the blood are good or bad, let's talk about other parts. Come on, Brother Diao, I’m going to criticize you now. Swallowing it raw is really bad. Who knows if someone is still urinating in his stomach, and he’s been constipated for how many days? What’s in his stomach and intestines? Yes. I once saw the back kitchen clean the large intestine and stomach in an alley, and when it was cut open, the whole thing bleed all over the floor, it was sour and smelly..."

"Shut up..." Those present, one by one, let out a collective roar from the soul.

Yang Feng and Han Xian were nauseated and aggrieved, Yang Feng said weakly: "Forget it, forget it, let's admit it, I'm sorry He, uh, General Xuanji, I really can't take it anymore." Han Xian Continuing: "Brother Wei, I beg you to accumulate some virtue in your mouth! You really don't show your face. If your mouth is damaged, thousands of troops can be killed on the spot by you."

Lu Bu also twitched the corner of his mouth: "If you die in battle, you can still be famous for a lifetime. If you spit out death, you will really only have a bad reputation for thousands of years."