Classic Villain Rescue Station

Dong Zhuo said: "The Zhongchang servant Zhang Rang and others are fortunate enough to be favored, and the sea is in chaos."

Yuan Shao said: "The constant servants Zhang Rang and others are in chaos, robbing the court, thieving loyalty and instigating traitors."

Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty often said: "Zhang Changshi is my father."

That's right, the father mentioned by Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty is Zhang Rang, one of the ten permanent attendants.Zhang Rang was the little Huangmen in the period of Emperor Huan at the beginning. Although various portraits made him extremely ugly, in fact, the appearance of this guy should be very good, because he was also the son of Emperor Huan of the Han Dynasty during his tenure in the Xiaohuangmen. Pet.In the period of Emperor Ling, he made his fortune completely. Not only was he promoted to Zhongchang Servant, he was even named a Marquis.

Speaking of this stuff, I can’t help mentioning Cao Cao. "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is mainly written from the standpoint of the Shu Han, so Cao Cao, who is defined as a traitor, is naturally not a positive person. He is still in the meeting at the club at the moment Cao Rui, the kid who was playing Lego at the table, was also tainted by this grandfather's reputation.

A hero like Cao Cao's evaluation of Cao Rui is: "With you and my family, we can inherit three generations." This evaluation is really not low.Although Cao Rui was not a hero during his 13-year reign, he was also a very good king. He defended Wu and Shu from the outside world, and in the same era as a great power like Zhuge Liang, he was able to dominate the north with absolute advantage.Internally, he personally revised and formulated the legal code and etiquette system, developed the economy, encouraged farming and mulberry, and enhanced national strength, making the entire Wei state unprecedentedly prosperous.

The topic is a bit far away, let's continue to talk about the relationship between Zhang Rang and Cao Cao.Cao Cao has always been controversial, one of which is his habit of assassination.There are records of sending people to assassinate Liu Bei, Zhou Buyi, and Sima Yi. Although the methods and schemes are different, they are all sneaky acts.Pushing forward, there are two assassination incidents in which he personally went into battle but escaped without success. One is the well-known assassination of Dong Zhuo recorded in the Romance, and the other is the earlier assassination of Zhang Rang.

Of course, no matter whether it is assassinating Dong or stabbing Zhang, Cao has shown a disregard for the second and second grades. There is another strange thing here. These two big men who survived the assassination are both fellows from Yingchuan. .

Luo Wei looked at Uncle Li, and then at the tearful Han Lingdi, feeling that his world view had collapsed.Uncle Li is a person who cares about face. If he knew that he looked infinitely like the eunuch full of evil, it is estimated that these people present today would not be able to live.

Han Lingdi still wanted to say: "Father, how do I feel about you..."

Luo Wei gagged Han Lingdi's mouth and smiled apologetically, "Uncle Li, don't take offense, this man is my friend..."

At this moment, Uncle Li's temple tendons burst open: "Father? My brother, I am fifty-four this year, and you, let alone approaching fifty, I really dare not call you Father."

After Han Lingdi heard the screams, Luo Wei glared at him: "Uncle Liu, please calm down, don't talk nonsense, ouch..." Feeling a pain in the hand, Han Lingdi bit the tiger's mouth Luo Wei had no choice but to withdraw his hand.

I saw Emperor Han Ling yelling at Moxigan Mao Mao who was pulling radishes through the window: "Hey, that fluffy kid, how much do you think labor is worth?"

Mohawk didn't forget to glance at it in his busy schedule, and then replied: "45, 46, or 47!"

Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty heard the words and began to snark: "Strange, strange, no wonder you called Uncle Liu one by one. You thought it was because of the arrogance of labor and management. Listen to me, Luo Wei, labor and management are only 32 Years old, how much younger than the Brother Lu you mentioned?"

Looking at the creases on this guy's face, deep nasolabial folds, and black and swollen eyelids, a group of crows flew over their heads.

Uncle Li didn't know how to answer the conversation, so he replied directly: "This looks too anxious."

Luo Wei tentatively asked: "Is this the way your old Liu's family is from the very beginning?"

Emperor Han Ling finally calmed down a bit: "Gaozu was like this at that time. There is not much difference in appearance at the age of 20, 30, and 40. Others say that the most expensive people have different appearances, and the young and mature are passed down from ancestors."

The corners of Luo Wei's mouth twitched, which was a little exaggerated for the old-fashioned, and the feeling was caused by the family's genetics.At this moment, he remembered that he should calculate it in conjunction with "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms". Indeed, Emperor Han Ling was at this age when he died. In this way, someone should have taken over the rhythm of the dying Emperor Han Ling preparing to do things. .

Luo Wei is still thinking about how the original world of the Three Kingdoms is now a mess. Uncle Li next to him calculated that he is 54, and this surnamed Liu is 32. In terms of age alone, it is really possible that it is his own evil debt. The problem is his own. What did you do when you were 22 years old?It's Liu Cuihua, Widow Wang or Liu Erya, right or wrong, the son follows his mother, if a woman looks like this, how can I talk about it.

When Luo Wei saw Uncle Li's expression, he felt that the old man was probably thinking wrongly: "Don't be too foolish, I have seen his father, and it looks like the father and son were carved out of the same mold. His father was busy outside at the time. He was raised by an old bachelor butcher named Zhang in the village. After getting along with him for a long time, he and Zhang Tuhu have a deep relationship, so they become father and son. The father he called, that is, Zhang Tuhu, probably looks very similar to you picture."

Uncle Li seemed relieved, and asked casually: "It's such a coincidence, where is the butcher now?"

Luo Wei answered without thinking: "I jumped into the river and died."

Uncle Li wondered: "Why did such a good person jump into the river?"

Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty seems to be watching a good show at the moment, so it depends on how he writes it down. Luo Wei thinks about the plot of the Three Kingdoms: "He is fond of gambling and molested the little widows in the village. The relatives of the husband's family and the family of the mother's family blocked the door, and they jumped into the river if they couldn't think about it."

Emperor Hanling moved his mouth, and Luo Wei understood that he was saying, "You are cruel."

Uncle Li was disgusted by bumping into someone with such a character, and he didn't have the heart to talk about this issue, so he asked Han Lingdi: "I'm not your father, can you go out first, let's have a good talk."

Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty remembered his character design again, and burst into tears: "In my eyes, you are my father. Well, I feel very uncomfortable like this, but my belt head is stuck in the window and cannot be pulled out. gone."

Uncle Li tried to get up several times, but he was blocked by Emperor Han Ling's upper body. Luo Wei wanted to get out of the car and go around, but the big black man kept pressing down on the car door like a semi-cripple.In desperation, Uncle Li called Mo Xigantou Xiaomao: "Xiao Mao, don't pull out the radish for now, you can take it out after the sugar melts a bit, hurry up here and see what's going on with this man."

Moxigan-headed Xiaomao understood it a long time ago, but he didn't get Uncle Li's instructions, and now he rushed over quickly, grabbing Emperor Hanling's legs and crawled down, and it took a while for a muffled reply to come. Voice: "That's right, the belt and the zipper of the trousers are stuck in the seam together. Oh, it's so stuck that I can't get it out at all."

I saw Emperor Han Ling's expression was stiff, with a forbearance, he yelled: "Sun thief, where are you going to touch it?"

Mohawk ignored him, and continued: "It seems that the button of the trousers has broken in half and fell into the seam."

Uncle Li's head was full of black lines, and Luo Wei helped out with an idea: "Don't worry about it, you're so stupid, hurry up and borrow a pair of scissors, won't it be over after you cut it?"

Moxigan ran to the clubhouse with a hairy head and asked Chen Jiajia to borrow the scissors. After returning, he started to operate the scissors.Emperor Ling of Han was still yelling: "Be careful, don't cut the root of my life."

In the following time, Mohawk was very busy. First, in the various kicks of Han Lingdi, he cut the belt with difficulty, and completely destroyed the structure of the zipper of the trousers.Then he went around and pulled out the lollipop that was stuck with saliva from Heizi's mouth, wrapped it in a tissue in disgust and handed it to Uncle Li.In the end, he had to help Heizi with weak legs to the passenger seat.

Through the rearview mirror, Luo Wei finally saw Heizi's current situation clearly. His head was like a red-hot pig's head, his lips were swollen like fat sausages, and tears and snot were streaming down uncontrollably.Luo Wei is at a loss this time, is this the third way of lollipops to destroy people?
Uncle Li's words broke his thoughts. He put the sticky thing up to his nose and smelled it in disgust, and asked Luo Wei suspiciously: "Is this an onion, or a raw onion? Who is full? Do you want to add onion juice to the sugar?"

Luo Wei was dumbfounded, and went up to smell it. It really smelled like raw onions, and he couldn't help complaining: "This smell is strong, Brother Heizi must have eaten how many onions!"

Uncle Li replied: "Heizi doesn't eat onions at all, he has been allergic to onions since he was a child."

Luo Wei shunned his mouth and said, "I thought it was bad breath!"

Uncle Li changed his eyes when he met Lollipop suspiciously: "Are you real, or is there such a coincidence."

Luo Wei finally came to his senses, there was no third type of pattern at all, it was just a severe allergic reaction.Thinking this way in my heart, my hands were not slow, and I quickly raised my hand to swear again: "I really didn't mean it, and it's the first time I know Brother Heizi, I swear!" Spectrum, fortunately it wasn't me who was cheated.

The antique red flag went straight to the nearest hospital, raising a cloud of dust and exhaust gas, leaving only Han Lingdi with his trousers on the curb and Luo Wei with scissors in one hand and half of a belt in the other.

After a long while, Luo Wei turned to Han Lingdi's back and asked: "I said Uncle Liu, you said that Uncle Li is like your father, is it true or not?"

Emperor Ling of Han laughed and said, "Guess!"

Luo Wei resentfully stuffed the things in his hands into the trash can next to him: "Guess your sister!"

Emperor Han Ling hummed an inexplicable tune, but he muttered in his mouth: "When the fake is true, the real is also fake, there is nothing to do, and there is nothing..."

Luo Wei complained: "You've seen a lot of Red Mansions lately!"

Not to mention, if it wasn't for this guy who still had to lift his trousers, otherwise, he could really pretend to be aggressive and wave his sleeves to hide his merits and fame.