Classic Villain Rescue Station

Needless to say, Wu Long was indeed abused by his parents. Not to mention he was born short, his face is huge, but the facial features on the big face are almost squeezed together like a bun, and his skin is about It’s because puberty wasn’t dealt with properly, the lumps and numbness look like peeled orange peels, and you can still see your appearance under good lighting conditions. It’s no wonder that Xue Da Silly will feel like seeing a monster.

Wu Long probably had been talked about a lot, so he didn't take it seriously. He greeted everyone with a smile, and returned the leather shoes to Xue Dasha. During the whole process, his eyes were always glued to the body of the blue-clothed Jin Lian .

Everyone present saw the clues, but no one said anything, they were all eating melons quietly.The plastic sisters headed by Wu Yue are purely for watching the show, and the people on Luo Wei's side don't know what to say.

Xue Dasha couldn't help but "fuck me": "Is this going to be a show of flowers and cow dung?"

Ximen Qing also followed the dog's mouth and couldn't spit out ivory: "What nonsense are you talking about, at most it is Beauty and the Beast!"

When Pan Jinlian saw that Jinlian was stared at by such an ugly man's sticky eyes, all her gloom disappeared immediately, and she gloated, "The beast is tall and strong, obviously it's Sao Widow and Beast Dwarf."

Luo Wei actually wanted to slap them a few times, and apologized to Wu Long: "I'm sorry, Master Wu, these guys like to talk nonsense when they drink too much, don't take it for granted!"

Wu Long said happily, "It's nothing, it's all the truth, I just think that this girl is pretty, she has a good eye, and she doesn't have any extra thoughts." He didn't take his eyes off Jin Lian while speaking.

Luo Wei lamented in his heart: "What kind of fucking fate is this!"

Seeing Pan Jinlian snuggled into Ximen Qing's arms and watching a good show, Jin Lian felt her hair stand on end. She pointed her finger at her and said the first sentence to Wu Long: "Do you think I am Good looking, isn't she more beautiful!"

Wu Long was finally willing to divert his attention for a while. Looking at Pan Jinlian, he couldn't help but let out a "huh", and finally turned his head back: "This is your twin sister, it's a pity that she is not as beautiful as you are in case."

Although Jinlian was uncomfortable, this sentence was quite useful, but she was relieved for a moment before she was choked by Pan Jinlian's words: "What kind of pot goes with what kind of lid, what kind of mung bean is what kind of Wang Ba!"

Mu Zhichun couldn't help whispering to Luo Wei: "Even if this Master Wu is really the reincarnation of Wu Dalang, he must be the unlucky guy in "Jin Ping Mei"."

The plastic sisters next to her couldn't help laughing because of the words "Wang Ba Mung Bean". They rarely saw Jinlian being deflated, and they also knew that she had an ex like Wu Dalang. Sun Xue was the first to gloat and said: "Why? , does my sister not recognize the old man?"

Jin Lian snorted: "What nonsense, that dead ghost was born so ugly, I didn't even dare to open my eyes to look at him when I was acting. I can't remember what the dead ghost looks like."

Luo Wei spread his hands and told Mu Zhichun that her textual research could be declared a failure.

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That night, Luo Da, the webmaster who experienced all kinds of "Jin Ping Mei" and Ximen Qing's all kinds of eclectic washes, and reunited with Mu Zhichun after a long absence, there was a century-old battle full of wine and ears.When the clouds harvested and the rain rested, the sky turned pale. Luo Wei began to fall into a sleepy state, and Mu Zhichun suddenly jumped up: "I met my uncle before I came."

Luo Wei stared in confusion, and wandered his head for a long time before figuring out that Mu Zhichun's so-called little uncle was Zhong Dahe, the baby-faced city god of Tuanlonggang Town God's Temple, and he suddenly felt bad. That old bastard Zhong Dajiang was several generations behind.

Mu Zhichun took Luo Wei's arm and shook it: "Little uncle said that Judge Gao gave you the spring of their no-return well, and you are really serious. You dare to collect things randomly and promise them without knowing it."

Luo Wei sensed something was wrong, and instantly sobered up: "Gao You just forced it so hard, no one asked my opinion, okay, Chunchun, you always tell me that Zhong Dajiang and Zhong Dahe How the two bastards plan to trick me, I can stand it."

Mu Zhichun was amused: "They are all my uncles, how could my family cheat you, but this matter is a bit troublesome, and usually it is a good thing."

Luo Wei pinched her waist: "Daughter-in-law, we are our own family."

"Fuck you," Mu Zhichun slapped his hands away, "Judge Gao is not lying to you, at least it's part of the reason. The main reason is that my uncle was only acting as the Town God of Tuanlonggang for a period of time. , is about to expire, so naturally we have to find someone to take over."

As a future public official of the underworld, Luo Wei has a little understanding of the organizational structure of the underworld.It is similar to the concept that the military is the military and the government is the government, and the center is the center and the local is the local.People often say that the underworld, the underworld is equivalent to the concept of the army, and the underworld is the field of government. In theory, the underworld can command the underworld to do things.In the same way, if the underworld is the center, then the city god is equivalent to a place. According to the logic, the city god should be dispatched by the underworld.

But the reality is not like this. Yincao often listens to the tune and does not listen to the announcement, and does things in a way that is obsequious. The city god is also because of the war that ended decades ago and lasted for nearly a century, and the people are in dire straits. The impact caused people's beliefs to collapse, and the city god who was lingering in the cracks almost could not get any beliefs and offerings. Therefore, the city god's temple that people saw was either empty or completely reduced to the profit of the operators. Commercial buildings or tourist attractions.

As for where the original city gods went, isn't this nonsense, even Lord Yan has a fixed term of office, and so does the city god.After the term expires, those who have connections and backgrounds will naturally enter the promotion sequence of the underworld. It is also a good choice to get an idle military position in the underworld based on their qualifications. Even if they have nothing, they would rather stay in the nether world Being a dog's leg for the big boss, or doing some small business by yourself, no matter how bad it is, it is more comfortable to just do nothing and practice boringly, which is more comfortable than thankless work, hindering your own cultivation progress, and suffering a bit of idleness.

Nearly a century of wars and people's deprivation is a tragedy for the underworld, but for the underworld, which is already operating at full capacity, the number of wild ghosts and ghosts has skyrocketed, and all kinds of ghosts have injured people. It was a tragedy.Seeing that there is hope to solve it, looking back, the people who came to report were all the dead ghosts who were caught by the Yincao's mission. Only then did I realize that I haven't seen a normal soul that has died of death for a long time.

King Yan urgently recalled the city gods to find out about the situation, only to find out that something was wrong. The city gods had already been disarmed and returned to their fields one by one, and no successors had been arranged yet.Going out for a stroll and unannounced visits, Yan Wang Ye Zhong Dahai's nose was almost crooked. The originally thriving Town God's Temple is almost becoming a haunted house. The weeds that emerge from the cracks in the stones can directly bury the living. The well without return should also be long-term Neglected management, most of them are in a semi-abandoned state.

Zhong Dahe was like this, and under extremely unwilling circumstances, he was sacrificed by his own brother and took over the Tuanlonggang Town God's Temple, which was still decent at the time in the entire East China region.

Luo Wei pointed to his nose: "You mean Zhong, I mean, your little uncle tricked me into being the city god here, but it's not right, am I still a temporary worker?"

Mu Zhichun replied: "You can't be this city god, don't forget, you are still on the candidate list for Little Hades just like me."

Luo Wei was even more confused: "Then why did you give me the spring of the well of no return?"

Mu Zhichun wasn't too sure about his guess, so he hesitated and asked, "Do you think my uncle will ask you to arrange a successor for him?"

Luo Wei was dumbfounded: "I said, what's going on in your underworld? The King of Hell will be the one who sees who is unlucky. The Lord City God can't even find any unlucky ones. He can only rely on cheating relatives and cronies, as well as future nephews and sons-in-law. Shall I lose my face."

Hearing this, Mu Zhichun pulled his cheek: "Why, you are very angry!"

Luo Wei hurriedly begged for mercy: "What's the matter, I'm just curious, who do you think around me has the honor to be promoted to Lord City God?"

Mu Zhichun sighed: "Your rescue station is definitely not good, and the rebirth of the soul is not qualified. The most important thing is that even if it is just a temporary worker, either there is some magic weapon that can see the soul, or it simply has the ability to see the soul." Spiritual eyes, that is, people often say that they have their own yin and yang eyes."

Speaking of the magic weapon that can see the soul, Luo Wei couldn't help but think of his Dragon Ball, but it was really inconvenient to give it to others for safekeeping, so the topic fell into a deadlock.

Until Luo Wei fell asleep and came back to the cage. In the dream, he was planning to do something embarrassing with Chunchun, but when the guy came out, it looked like a lead bucket and sucked Chunchun away.He bowed his waist and looked into the barrel, and there appeared a set of human facial features in the dark space, it opened its mouth and said, "Hello, I am the Well of No Return, and I will settle down here from now on, Lord Chenghuang!"

Luo Wei jumped up screaming "Give me back Chunchun, give me back my XX". In a cold sweat, he pulled back the half-covered quilt, and after confirming, he breathed a sigh of relief.There was the sound of splashing water from the bathroom, and after a while, the sound of water stopped, and Mu Zhichun came out with a happy face wrapped in a towel.

At this moment, Luo Wei lost all charming thoughts, and when the person approached, a hungry tiger jumped on the sheep and hugged the person tightly into his arms.

Mu Zhichun was startled for a moment, then let him hug her, stroked her sticky back and said, "I contacted my second uncle just now, and he gave me an idea, although it's a bit of a joke, but it's worth a try .”

Second uncle?Isn't it Zhong Dajiang?As soon as Luo Wei heard the news about this guy, he began to beat his blood habitually: "Wait, how did you contact Zhong Dajiang, what the hell, I have something to contact this guy, but why can't I always get in touch with him!"

Mu Zhichun's expression froze: "Oh, isn't he just like this? That's not the point. The point is that I have a solution. Get up quickly and pack your things. We're going on a long trip."