Classic Villain Rescue Station

Centipede Jing accepted the question of the year well, and the contemporary spokesperson who was still unpredictable said: "Actually, it is easy to understand. Tang Seng started from an embryo until he became an adult, and the significance to Buddhism is the same, that is, As Huli explained just now, Tang Seng's birth year will never change, and for such a character whose symbolic meaning is higher than others, the preparation for this birth is just a bit longer."

"That's it?" For such an explanation, Luo could only roll his eyes, "According to what you mean, Chen Guangrui hasn't even gone to Beijing for the exam, so his son is already an embryo?"

The centipede choked for a moment, and argued, "Don't you still have the idea of ​​​​receiving Pan Xia? Isn't it okay that Lao Liu next door sent a big green hat to Lao Chen in this house in advance?"

Luo Wei just looked at him quietly, wanting to hear what this guy was going to make up. Seeing that the centipede became more and more emotional, he couldn't wait to praise his wit, and poured cold water on his head: "According to your Meaning, the renovation of Hongfu Temple, which also happened in Zhenguan 13 years ago, was a year earlier than Chen Guangrui's exam, could it be that Tang Seng was in Yin Wenjiao's belly at that time?" Seeing that Centipede Jing wanted to refute, he simply interrupted, "Okay, I know you What to say, Hongfu Temple is the starting point of Tang Seng's hard work and take off. It is necessary to make it taller, just as this matter makes sense, then it has been two years since the main recruiting county horse in Wenxi County. It has been locked in Zhenguan for 13 years, is it related to the birth of Tang Seng when people get married?"

"Maybe Chang'an City has a ranking list of beauties. I haven't heard that the head of Wenxi County ranks first. It is estimated that Tang Seng's mother may be the second. Look, the number one beauty is taller and more beautiful. If there is no If he could get married earlier, Chen Guangrui, the No. [-] scholar, would probably be cut off!" Centipede Jing was still very righteous.

The scene fell into silence, Huli Daxian and the others didn't understand at all, and Luo Wei was purely following the bar and there was no need to argue.Because it became quiet all of a sudden, the big guys noticed that the immortal Lu Li who had been in a coma for a long time actually reacted angrily. He was humming and whispering softly. Holding two wooden barrels: "Grandpa Shangxian, the golden elixir holy water you promised..."

Luo Wei has a black hair, maybe he wants to give them a bucket of urine before Sun Houzi and the three brothers, but look at the size of the two wooden buckets, and then look at his own head, anyway, I don’t know what the centipede is. So, I definitely don't have such a big bladder to store urine.So, he folded his arms and whistled to watch from the sidelines, pretending not to look or listen, anyway, he was not some grandpa of the gods, and he didn't promise anything.

I thought that the centipede spirit would be embarrassed, but he changed the subject, and his voice revealed a bit of displeasure: "Don't worry about this, I'll have you guys later, let me ask you, why do you look like this, It's just insulting."

Immortal Huli has already put the wooden barrel on the ground to see how Immortal Luli is doing. Hearing this, he is too ashamed to answer, but Immortal Yangli has no scruples. "Grandpa Shangxian is the master for us. We Daoists have been bullied by the evil monks to the point where we almost have no place to stand. The Haizhou government government transferred the place to Hong with the excuse of hiding the filth in the Lingyun Temple." Ensi, the decision of the people in the government, we ascetics naturally don't care about it, but the two town god's temples in Hongzhou and Jiangzhou are inexplicably occupied by evil monks, and the government turns a blind eye and closes their eyes, acting as if they are not involved Pai, this is unbearable."

The centipede sneered and said, "You three evil beasts who have lived for hundreds of years and have practiced my Taoism for a hundred years, yet you still can't deal with mere mortal monks."

Immortal Huli heard the words and called Qu Dao: "There are only a few ordinary monks in the area, even if the force value is several times that of the ordinary Taoist priests in the Town God's Temple, we are not embarrassed, but these evil monks are often in groups of ten, and the two monks who lead the team each hold a red hand. The copper alms bowl, one person holds a bodhi whip, which has an absolute deterrent effect on demons and ghosts. Somehow, once the bodhi whip is whipped on the body, it will hurt our spirits, and that kind of red copper alms bowl will emit Buddha light. The body will lose its cultivation and be beaten back to its original shape. What scares us the most is that the evil monk who entered Hongzhou has this kind of magic weapon for subduing demons, and the evil monk who entered Jiangzhou has the same. It seems to be a monk. The standard item of the team."

The centipede couldn't help but clicked his tongue: "How difficult it is to refine the magic weapon for subjugating demons, Buddhism has such means and such financial resources!"

Luo Wei rolled his eyes again: "Fart, don't you know the three major skills that a qualified monk must have, begging for alms, transcendence, and consecration. What kind of red copper bowl, what kind of bodhi whip, I guess they are ordinary things , as long as you make an offering in front of the Buddha, enjoy a period of incense offering, and then turn on the light to restrain the evil spirits, this thing is produced by energy."

The centipede was taken aback: "With such a powerful method, is there still room for goblins?"

Luo Wei didn't take it seriously: "This thing looks powerful, but it's basically a consumable item. It will stop after a couple of pretends."

Immortal Huli and Immortal Yangli felt admiration for that humble guy other than Grandpa Shangxian for the first time, but Centipede Jing asked suspiciously, "Brother Wei, how do you know such things?"

Luo Wei replied: "When the elders of the family went to the temple to invite consecrated jade pendants, the business monk in the temple said that." The pharmacist Buddha of a certain monastery is very efficacious, so he dragged his feet and asked Luo Wei to accompany her to invite the consecrated Ping An jade pendant.Luo Wei didn't believe this thing, it was just a comforting thing, but my mother was obviously ill at the time and went to the doctor in a hurry, and recruited everything for the business monk.This monk also has a dark heart, thinking that their house is a piece of fat waiting to be slaughtered. He mentioned that the consecrated things should be replaced regularly after they are effective. Obviously, he wanted to attract a long-term customer.

The centipede made a sharp cut, sneered at Luo Wei's answer, and then pointed to the Great Immortal Lu Li: "You guys follow me with the thing on your back, I'm curious about the power of the consecrated magic weapon, I'll go meet the evil monk them!"

It wasn't until Immortal Huli carried Immortal Luli on his back, followed by Immortal Yangli holding two wooden barrels, and his three brothers followed behind tremblingly, that Luo Wei remembered to talk about some personal topics: "I said, what's going on?" , how did you follow?"

The centipede seemed to have remembered something, and said angrily, "It's not your wife!"

"Chunchun? What happened to her?" Luo Wei asked curiously.

The centipede spirit continued: "You were pushed into the well by the old monkey, and your wife was about to jump right away, but was caught by the old monkey. Your wife was entangled by the old monkey, and she was afraid that something would happen to you, so she killed me as soon as the ivy came. Bundle it up and throw it into the well."

As expected of his own spring, the first thing he thought of was his safety. Luo Wei was moved, but Centipede Jing was still there indignantly: "There are so many people at the scene, why did you arrest me for jacking up the tank?"

Luo Wei excused without distraction: "Probably because you have a high level of cultivation!"

Centipede Jing was still upset: "Eighteen Duke's cultivation level is not low!"

Luo Wei can understand a little bit, the eighteenth male is originally the plant type of the vine spirit tree monster, and Mu Zhichun's ivy may not be able to hit it with one blow, so he thought so in his heart, but he couldn't say it like this: "What's the use of not having a low cultivation level?" , we must find someone with higher fighting power!" The flattery caught the attention of Centipede.

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The worship of religion by ancient people is not comparable to that of modern people, which can be seen from the scale of the temple alone.

Jiangzhou City God's Temple is located on the hillside of Pipa Mountain. Although it is inconspicuous in the Tang Dynasty of Journey to the West, its scale is two or three times the size of Tuanlonggang City God's Temple, and this does not include the back mountain of Pipa Mountain, which is listed as a private back garden. .

A group of people walked back and forth for a quarter of an hour before they came down the mountain. It can be seen how fast Immortal Hu Li ran before, and they were afraid of losing the opportunity to obtain the golden elixir holy water.According to Daxian Huli and the others, there used to be as many as 40 or [-] Taoist priests who became monks in Jiangzhou City God's Temple. The first half can still be seen, but the back door near the back mountain has been in a semi-abandoned state after a month of lack of interest, except for nothing to do all day long. Outside of Guangming for a stroll, there are only three monks who have been reduced to coolies working hard here.

Speaking of this, the three guys were about to cry again, Luo Wei was speechless: "I said, you can't do a red copper bowl, and you are afraid of Bodhi's whip, don't you know how to run?"

The three brothers shook their heads in unison: "Don't dare to run away, don't dare to run away, we all have shadow graphics in the hands of the leader, Fa Liang, and we can't escape."

Luo Wei was puzzled and asked, "What shadow graphics?"

Centipede Jing explained: "It's equivalent to your wanted warrant."

"Fuck!" Luo Wei swears, "What the hell are you doing? Are you wanted? Besides, what if you are wanted? You are fairies. If you drill into the mountains, can you still rely on location to lock your location?"

Centipede Jing continued: "You're right, the shadow graphics here are all printed with official seals, ordinary people who get the shadow graphics are nothing more than an ordinary reward, but for those with cultivation , no matter whether it is a human being, a demon, or even a god, if the Huaying figure falls into the hands of a fellow man, it means that even if it escapes thousands of miles away, it can be captured at any time. Legend has it that the Huaying figure can be directly captured. The secret method of the soul."

Luo Wei understands. No wonder the gods and monsters in Journey to the West have become so troublesome. Most of the emperors, generals, officials and common people can survive well. A picture is equivalent to pinching the fate of the powerful. Door.No wonder the monsters only dominate the wilderness, murder and set fire, but they dare not act recklessly in towns and villages that the imperial power can touch.An official seal can have such a role, not to mention the official itself, as well as a higher level of imperial power.Luo Wei suddenly thought of the three brothers Diao who slaughtered and occupied the lion and camel country, and couldn't help admiring them. The blue lion, white elephant, and Diao brothers are really strong men among monsters.