Classic Villain Rescue Station

Luo Wei asked: "By the way, didn't you say that there is another reason to repay the old man's favor?"

Huang Shiyi recalled the past and said: "When I came here, it was about the Jianguang period of Emperor Gongzong Liuhu of the Eastern Han Dynasty. At that time, I hadn't taken over the No. 13 rescue station. What a happy and carefree life. I just wandered around until the Southern Dynasty. During a trip, I met a white-clothed gentleman."

This white-clothed gentleman is naturally the Dragon King of Jinghe in human form. Of course, there was no bloody love at first sight between Huang Shiyi and the Dragon King of Jinghe. Acquaintance, anyway, you think I'm not bad, I think you are also very pleasing to the eye, and we have a little understanding of each other's abilities on the surface. Based on the principle that we are both idlers in the world, we should be each other's happy companions. A wine and meat confidant for a while.

That's right, the relationship between Huang Shiyi and Jinghe Dragon King is the kind of bad friend that the elders scoff at, who simply get together and eat, drink, drink and play around without nutrition.Bad friends are also friends, and they would hang out with each other in the spirit of nonsense. One time, Huang Shiyi brought a cart full of rare wines to Jinghe Dragon Palace uninvited, and he pretended to be a good friend. Wine should be judged with friends.During the dinner, the two parties naturally compared their drinking capacity, and then the two of them competed for drinking capacity like children who refused to accept the other.This kind of PK has its own stakes. If Huang Shiyi wins, he can take a weapon at will from the Jinghe Dragon Palace. If the Jinghe Dragon King wins, Huang Shiyi must send the same cart of precious wine over.

As a result of this nonsense, the two guys who boasted of their amazing drinking capacity miraculously failed to decide the winner, and the two fell unconscious at the same time as if they had made an appointment.However, although the amount of alcohol is not as high as that of Chu, Huang Shiyi is slightly better in terms of recovery ability after being drunk.Just when he was still a little dizzy and ran to the Jinghe Dragon Palace Imperial Garden, squatting in a corner to drink away, he was forced to eat an entire Jinghe Dragon King's daughter-in-law's astonishing melon.

The daughter-in-law of Jinghe Dragon King probably thought that the head of the family had gone on a trip with Huang Shiyi again, so she asked her good friend to come to the Dragon Palace for a tryst, and told her that the fetal image was stable. Jinghe Dragon King had no doubt that the child was not his. The jarring description of [-] words is naturally omitted.Hearing such news, Huang Shiyi was stupefied, and the first thing he thought of was to tell his bad friend the news as soon as possible.But things didn’t work out, the Dragon King of Jinghe was drunk for three whole days, and when he recovered, Huang Shiyi’s impulse to sue had passed, and when there was no evidence at all, which one should he believe between the wife and the bad friend? it goes without saying.

Huang Shiyi sighed again: "Probably out of guilt, I later reduced my contact with Jinghe. Of course, with the birth of his youngest daughter, Jinghe also has a tendency to develop from a prodigal son to a 24-year-old father. I It’s even more difficult to say something unpleasant. If I’m not mistaken, the dragon girl following you should be Duo Rong, a cheap girl from Jinghe!”

Luo Wei nodded, no wonder, it turned out that Huang Shiyi was the cause of the accident, if he hadn't been involved, it might have been Jinghe Dragon King himself who broke the good show of the tryst.Hey, what a sad man, it would be a tragedy if he bumped into him, and it would be even more frustrating if he didn't bump into him.Luo Wei sighed in his heart, and didn't forget to gossip: "Do you know who the girlfriend of the Dragon King of Jinghe is?"

Huang Shiyi's expression was a little strange: "Actually, uh, this guy is quite famous, he is the nine-headed son-in-law of the Wanshenglong Palace in Bibotan, Luanshi Mountain."

The sip of water that Luo Wei just drank instantly spewed out: "Fuck, you mean that Duo Rong's biological father is Nine-Headed Insect?"

Huang Zhiyi spread his hands: "I'm surprised, I just had the same reaction as you when I first matched the number!"

The corners of Luo Wei's mouth twitched: "Yes, but, you know, I just came back from the Wanshenglong Palace yesterday, and yesterday was the wedding day of Little White Dragon and Princess Wansheng."

Huang Shiyi's eyes sparkled when he heard the words: "Damn, I actually missed the Shura scene where the rape is caught on the spot in the wedding room, so what, did you feel after watching the whole scene?"

Luo Wei rolled his eyes: "I feel like you are a big-headed ghost. You didn't see the part of hair you wanted to see, but you watched the whole process of Xiao Bailong and Nine-Headed Insect in the second half of the fight but couldn't beat it to death. By the way, Nine-Headed Insect It’s not just the disgusting people who come here, they are serious, and according to the requirements of the old Dragon King Wansheng, they brought a betrothal gift to snatch the marriage.”

Huang Shiyi "cut": "It's boring!"

Luo Wei ignored him, recalled the previous topic, and asked casually: "By the way, you are doing well, why did you think of drinking with the Dragon King of Jinghe? Isn't this a death sentence? It's lucky."

Huang Shiyi didn't take it seriously: "Drinking too much of this kind of spiritual wine has only advantages and no disadvantages, and it's not a junk product that is sold everywhere. After saying this, I feel a little greedy again, and I have to find a way to get some more some other day." .”

Unexpectedly, Huang Shiyi is still a drunkard. Luo Wei complained in his heart, his curiosity will never die, so he began to gossip about his private life: "By the way, okay, why have you become such a troublesome county horse again?" Now, what's going on with you and the county master Wenxi?"

Before Huang Shiyi could answer, the gentle and doting expression on his face had already filled Luo's mouth full of dog food.It was actually the late Li Gang, a famous official of the Sui and Tang Dynasties who connected Huang Shiyi with the royal family of Li and Tang. This Li Gang used to be the prince Zhan Shi of Li Jiancheng's mansion. He was responsible for teaching Li Jiancheng, but he was not very popular, but Li Yuan appreciated it. This talent, regardless of his son's objection, directly promoted him to Prince Shaobao.After the Xuanwumen Incident, Li Shimin boarded the plane, and Li Shimin also admired this Li Gang very much, and entrusted him with the full power of the prince Li Chengqian's education. This time, his treatment in the Prince's Mansion was completely different. convince.

And Huang Shiyi's status as Li Gang's proud disciple is registered with Li Shimin. Of course, this is only a superficial phenomenon. In fact, his relationship with Li Gang is just the opposite. Huang Shiyi, who seems younger, is actually It is Li Gangzheng's teacher who kowtowed and kowtowed for tea. Even when Li Jiancheng was still in the prince's mansion, it was rarely known. What's more, the tree fell and the monkeys scattered. Now Li Gang has passed away for more than eight years. The only one who knew about it was Huang Shiyi himself.

It does not seem to be the case at all. Li Wanshun, the head of Wenxi County, should know a little bit, because Huang Shiyi first appeared in Prince Li Jiancheng's mansion, and when he met Li Wanshun, who was only three years old, he was already a young man. Years have passed, and the three-year-old girl Pianzi is already slim, and the appearance of Mr. Pianjia is still the same. Li Wanshun naturally knows how many things are wrong.

Because of Li Wanshun's reputation as the most beautiful woman in Chang'an, even if her father lost power, she still grew up in the pursuit of everyone, so the little girl was quite confident in her life, and even a little too conceited, so at first, Huang Shi, who was living as an antique No matter how Yi looked at her, she was not pleasing to the eye.But fate is such a bloody thing, Prince Li Chengqian was ordered to organize the Chongwen Museum, so he invited his senior brother Huang Shiyi to help, and by the way, called the number one beauty cousin who was highly respected by talented scholars to come to the "platform".In the following, there are various coincidences, please refer to the romance articles of various types of happy friends for details. In the end, the beautiful little fool gradually warmed the cold heart of the mysterious boss.

Luo Wei stared at Huang Shiyi, who was reminiscing about the sweet love history, and complained: "Although I haven't watched many idol dramas, I still know the plot of 'Professor from the Stars'. Why does the development smell like a stick in South Korea?"

The two chatted for a few more sentences, and then they got to the point, that is, Luo Wei didn't guard the No. 84 rescue station, why did he suddenly come to Journey to the West?Regarding this, he himself was very aggrieved, so he confessed all his experiences and guesses, completely oblivious to the serious expression on someone's face.

Luo Wei finished talking all at once, and waited for Huang Shiyi to come up with an immediate idea. Unexpectedly, he seemed to have thought of something: "Three days later, this year's Luming Banquet will be held in the back office of the state capital. Bian Zhiying's servants are definitely not enough, and the county lord's mansion will naturally send someone to help, and you can follow Xiaojiu in and play by ear when the time comes."

Luo Wei couldn't help being disappointed when he heard the words, and looked bitterly at the two medicine bags on the table: "Aren't you all supernatural, can't you take advantage of your own advantages and come up with a more convenient way to do things?"

"for example?"

"For example, to directly confuse Liu Hong and Yin Wenjiao and his wife, so that they can't get out of bed for seven days and seven nights!"

Huang Shiyi was shocked: "You are so cruel, isn't Liu Hong from your rescue station? How did he offend you? You want to punish him like this?"

Luo Wei said with a guilty conscience: "Aren't I in a hurry? Besides, this Liu Hong is not that Liu Hong!"

Huang Shiyi patted him on the shoulder: "Brother, I advise you to be kind, and, although this Chen Guangrui is top-packed, the fake has now mastered the official seal of the chief official of Jiangzhou. Innately suppressed, otherwise there are many cultivators who have poor qualifications, unstable foundations, and hopeless future. I have never seen them lose confidence and return to the secular world, replacing officials and royal families with extraordinary means. At most, they accept the worship of such people , for their use."

Luo Wei still wanted to struggle, but Huang Shiyi didn't give him another chance: "Since Zen Master Wuchao has recognized you, you have to handle this matter yourself, and others can only cooperate. I have other things to do. As for You, don't work carelessly to achieve your goals, boy!"

When Luo Wei left the Tongfu Inn with black lines all over his head, Huang Shiyi had already left in a hurry. Although he refused to help Luo Wei out of tricks, he didn't mean not to help at all, at least in the inn he opened. He reserved the permission to eat and live for free, and at the same time allowed him to ask the shopkeeper to withdraw a certain amount of money.

Luo Wei took the money, and made an appointment with Xiao Jiu to go to the government office to pay the bills. Finally, he ran to the Security Hall uneasy, and bought two more medicines from Dr. Zhang, and then he wandered back. I went to the recruiting office.