Classic Villain Rescue Station

Luo Wei pointed at the little monkey's ears, shaking his hands: "You, you, how can you have six ears?"

Ah Mi covered her ears, and said disdainfully: "I want you to take care of it!"

Luo Wei's eyes widened: "Is it because of your ears that you refuse to take off your helmet?"

Ah Mi snorted, and said the same three words: "I want you to take care of it!"

Liuer is a very sensitive existence in Journey to the West. Luo Wei couldn't help but think of a post he had seen with a high rate of doubts, so he asked tentatively: "Then have you heard of the arm-branched monkey and the red-tailed horse monkey?" ?”

A Mi let out a sigh: "You even know the jokes of Grandpa Dasheng. Grandpa Dasheng reorganized [-] monkey soldiers and handed them over to Marshal Ma Liu and General Bengba respectively. Marshal Ma and General Bengba Marshal Liu belongs to the ape species. Because of their unusually long arms and the strength of a thousand catties, Grandfather Dasheng said that the two marshals are all-armed talents among apes. General Beng and General Ba belong to the species of horse monkeys. Its buttocks are so bright red that when the great sage grandpa watched them leading the army drill from a distance, he once praised that the second general Bengba's buttocks were as red as fire, and that's how the other name of the red-tailed horse monkey came into being."

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!Tathagata old man, you really are an old liar.

I still remember the famous scene in Journey to the West. The real and fake Monkey King fought all the way from the ground to the sky, and finally hit the Tathagata. The monkeys with the most famous names are the first Lingming stone monkey, the second Chijiri horse monkey, the third brachial monkey, and the fourth six-eared macaque.Monkey Sun is undoubtedly the one who ranked first. As for the last three, according to the description of the little monkey A Mi, the so-called red-legged horse monkey and arm-armed ape are just Sun Monkey's temporary jokes.As for the six-eared macaque, the little monkey in front of him has six ears, and his name is A Mi.

As for how the Tathagata knew this, there have been quite convincing textual researches before that Sun Houzi’s teacher Bodhi Patriarch is very likely to be the incarnation of the Tathagata, which makes sense.The master and apprentice have been together for many years, and it is impossible not to talk about the family's short-term topics other than academic problems. Sun Houzi is not defensive against his mentor, and once homesick, he will naturally mention the old and interesting things about Huaguoshan.

Of course, the name of the little monkey A Mi can be considered a homonym at best, but don't forget that this guy seems extremely unreliable, but the great-grandfather is the former Monkey King Xuan, not some unknown person.Even if it still feels far-fetched, don't forget that among the seven sages who swore to Sun Houzi, there is also the macaque king, the great sage of ventilation.To know Sun Houzi's situation, Tathagata has always been very concerned about it. It is impossible not to care about his sworn object, but he is not really too concerned. In this way, it is not right to link Liu Er A Mi and Macaque King Impossible.

Since the so-called Four Monkeys in Chaos are all suspected of being fake, the title of the chapter "Disturbing the Great Universe with One Mind, Difficult to Cultivate and Die as One" is very intriguing. If the six-eared macaque really exists, then it is called "The Second Monkey" Wouldn't it be more appropriate to disturb the universe"?
In fact, it is a sign that Sun Monkey will have a double heart ahead.The Journey to the West team traveled all the way, passing through many countries where customs clearance documents were required to be reversed. At the beginning, the apprentice group didn’t pay much attention to this detail, until they arrived in the country of daughters, perhaps because women are more careful than men, they broke the customs clearance documents in one go. There is only information about Tang Seng on the ultimatum but no information about the apprentices.Just imagine, Zen Master Wuchao left room for adding followers in the blank "Passover" given to Luo Wei. Sun Houzi and the others suffered a lot and were aggrieved to keep Tang Seng, but they didn't even get an official title. What would be the idea?
If you look at what happened next when Tang Seng was stranded in his daughter's country, Sun Houzi first let him be seduced by the king of his daughter's country for half a night, which made him utter the classic heart-warming words "If there is fate in the next life... hope Your Majesty Forgive me!" If the scorpion spirit hadn't killed the good thing in time, I'm afraid that something bad happened that night.Seeing that Sun Houzi learned that Tang Seng was captured by the scorpion spirit, after almost knowing the basic situation and home address of this goblin, he unexpectedly showed that he was not in a hurry to get angry at all. You must know that Tang Seng and the scorpion spirit are lonely. The men and widows got along all night.Whenever the scorpion spirit only thinks of losing his stomach or kidneys, but not his heart, Tang Seng will feel cool.

Even though later, the king of Daughter Country helped to add the names of his brothers into the customs clearance document with great insight, Tang Seng's days continued to go from bad to worse, until the incident of the real and fake Monkey King broke out.

When the matter was almost resolved, Sun Houzi had a tacit communication with Tathagata.Sun Houzi said that my name is not right now, and Tang Seng said that if I don’t want me, I don’t want me.And how did Tathagata answer? First, he scolded Sun Houzi, and then he started to appease him as soon as the conversation changed, and proposed to arrange for Guanyin to send him back in person, which represented his attitude of attaching importance to him. Finally, he made a promise to wait for what to do After everything is done, "You also sit on the lotus platform"!The person who has a lotus platform to sit on is either a Buddha or a Bodhisattva. The word "Yi" is used cleverly. Tang Seng wants to become a Buddha. If you are also, you will naturally be treated the same as Tang Seng. This is a typical case of success.

Look at the unusualness of the monkey itself before solving it.Even twin brothers in the world, due to different personalities, environmental differences and other factors, it is impossible to have the same hair, not to mention that the grandson monkey and the six-eared macaque are not twins.Moreover, Sun Houzi’s ability was taught by Bodhi Patriarch, the Golden Cudgel was the Sea God Needle snatched by Naolonggong, the piercing eyes were thrown into the furnace by Naotiangong and refined by Taishang Laojun, and the tight hoop curse was jointly calculated by Avalokitesvara and Tang Monk. Six-eared macaques also have these how to explain?

And there is another point that doesn't make sense, since the six-eared macaques have decided to prepare a new team of Journey to the West in Huaguo Mountain, then when grabbing luggage, they can kill the real Tang monk first to avoid future troubles. Only using the golden cudgel can only crush Tang Seng.

As for those big bosses, when they faced the two monkey grandchildren who came to the door, no matter whether they were really confused or pretended to be confused, anyway, everyone's unanimous performance was not to get involved in this farce.

The most representative one is to listen to the truth.This guy is definitely the guy who knows the workplace best. He knows what he knows, but he doesn't say it. He has to say to the outside world that I have reasons for doing this. It's all for the peace and stability of the underworld. The two monkeys The ability is quite good, if you really get anxious and make a fuss, it's the leaders who are unlucky and have a headache.It's all nonsense, since the two monkeys can be tied, the underworld is not empty, there are also Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, Ten Temples of Yama, Black and White Impermanence, Bull Head and Horse Face, and judges are watching, if they rush up to help take down the fake ones No matter how unwilling the Tathagata is, he has to give the hell a credit.

The other is the Jade Emperor.The old Jade Emperor's position in Journey to the West is very mysterious, seemingly supreme, Buddhism and Taoism are vying to win him over, and all the gods bow their heads in front of him, but apart from living long enough and suffering enough calamities, it is basically useless.Even if he is incapable of distinguishing the real monkey from the fake grandson, at least in such a strange situation, he will somehow think of the special existence of the four monkeys in the mixed world!But in fact, the reference to the "Four Monkeys of the Confused World" was not mentioned by the most authoritative Jade Emperor, but it was proposed by Tathagata. Don't you want to lose face?

There is also Monk Sha in the Journey to the West team, who sang the ending song well, "You carry the burden, I lead the horse..." In fact, according to the original text of "Journey to the West", Zen Master Wuchao said well, " The wild boar carries the load, and the water monster meets him. The old stone monkey is full of anger. You ask the acquaintance, and he knows the way to the west.” In other words, the work of carrying the load is actually the second senior brother’s work. As for leading the horse, Xiao Bailong also Do you need someone to lead it? Sun Houzi is the only guide in the team who knows how to go.Therefore, changing the lyrics to "You carry the burden, I lead the way..." is more appropriate.

In the original text of "Journey to the West", Monk Sha not only doesn't work hard, but also keeps his face open all day long and doesn't like to speak, but once he speaks, he will make all kinds of slanderous complaints. When something really happens, he can't do it if he can. It is the existence with the most mixed qualifications in the squad.

Don't look at Monk Sha's attitude of being too lazy to move, but once the whole team tends to disintegrate, he is more anxious than anyone else.When the story of the real and fake Monkey King happened, he took the initiative to ask Ying to go to Huaguo Mountain to find out what happened, and found that something was wrong, so he went to Guanyin to complain.The two turned around together, and Monk Sha told Sun Houzi to fly slowly, don't rely on his speed, and go back to make troubles first, which shows that he has seen through all the shrewdness.

Finally, it is necessary to say that the Tathagata's "Four Monkeys of the Confused World" itself has a huge bug, and the other three have their own disputes, so don't mention it, just take what has already been clarified.The Lingming stone monkey is referring to the grandson monkey, and Tathagata's description is "understand changes, know the time of day, know the right place, move stars and change battles", that is to say, this guy is born with nature, knows everything he should know, and is quite capable.The question is, is Sun Monkey's ability innate?Of course not, a small part of what he learned was taught by the old monkey in Huaguo Mountain, and most of it was taught by the old ancestor Bodhi. It is not as miraculous as the Tathagata said.

It can be seen that what the Monkey King distinguishes between true and false is good and evil, not true and false, but those who should understand have already understood the strangeness. Relying on Sun Houzi to lead the team, he always has to give him this face. In desperation, the "big judge" of the final trial, Tathagata, can only make up a bunch of unreasonable non-existence, and then pass this public case to Something happened to them.