Classic Villain Rescue Station

Luo Wei's mood when facing the little guy in front of him is extremely complicated. Seeing that he will be separated after a short time together, he always feels a little bit reluctant, and then slaps himself lightly, even if he is really moved to get married and have a child and become an old man. Thoughts, you have to stay away from Tang Seng, so as not to get the little guy's bad luck.When he looked up, he saw Moke Kassapa, a tycoon in women's clothes, and Ananda, a fisherman Zhang Shaoban, who were dismantling fishing boats not far away. He couldn't help but have black lines all over his head: "Why are you two dismantling that waste, aren't you just messing around?"

Ananda had an expression of "you are really difficult to serve": "I always said that putting the child in the wooden barrel with fish will be the end of it. Didn't you insist that the smell in the wooden barrel is strong and will be smoked?" child."

Luo Wei complained in his heart, please be more dedicated to acting, as you are now a hired ship owner, if you meet a couple who insist on sending your own son to become a monk, you still give it away in such a crazy way, even if you can't do it. For those who act bravely, at least take the opportunity to sneak away and report to an official. How can there be someone like you, it's like we kill people, you pass the knife.

Moke Kasyapa also realized that something was wrong, coughing and reminding him while weeping: "My poor child, he was given the fate of a lone star as soon as he landed, why should he be against his father and mother against his brothers? Hurt friends and hurt the whole family. If we hadn’t met the merciful and merciful Venerable Kassapa by fate to point out the maze, let us send the child back to the Buddha in an extraordinary way, then we would have a chance of survival."

The two guys next to him who knew each other well but couldn't tell the truth looked at his showmanship and couldn't explain it. After a while, it was Ananda who came to his senses first: "Ah, I've heard about this. Originally, it was your family, but how did I hear that it was Venerable Ananda who pointed out the maze and rescued the suffering?"

Moke Kasyapa smiled but said: "That's all rumors, sir, the eminent monk who came to our house that day called himself Venerable Kassapa, isn't that right!"

Ananda continued: "My neighbor's uncle's classmate's student's second uncle's boss, he and the two are in the same village, and the eminent monk he saw with his own eyes is obviously Venerable Ananda."

Luo Wei is speechless, what is there to argue about such an unwarranted title, the key now is that Luo pretends not to know that their tricks have been pretended to this level, can these two guys stop pulling the lower limit down.Fortunately, although the two were bickering, their movements were not slow. A complete boat gang was unloaded three times and two times, and it was split into two with a knife.

Luo Wei looked at Ananda like a fool: "I said, old Zhang, you dismantled all the fishing boats, what will you do to make a living in the future?"

Ananda gritted his teeth: "Madam has already given me the money. Besides, I am too old to catch fish. It is better to find an easy job and live the rest of my life safely. Madam arranged for me. It's good." Then he showed a kind smile to the baby in Luo Wei's arms.

Luo Wei glanced at Ananda, then at Moko Kassapa, and finally turned his attention to the child. When did the two of you reach such a tacit understanding?Even if such a small one is sent to Jinshan Temple, there is no extra manpower to take care of the child. The original text said that after Elder Faming picked up Jiang Liuer, he dragged people to take care of him until he could support himself. It must fall to Ananda.

Next, the three of them split up. Ananda went to Jinshan Temple to hook up Elder Faming, while Luo Wei and Moke Kasyapa hurriedly placed the baby on half of the boat.Regarding the more lies exposed by these two guys, Luo Wei was unable to complain, so he could only choose to pretend not to see it, but Moke Kassapa remembered something: "Oh, I almost missed the big deal, the blood book, the blood book is not ready yet .”

After being reminded by him, Luo Wei really remembered this incident, pulled out a small knife from a pile of objects on the boat, pointed at Mo Ke Kasyapa with the tip of the knife, and said wretchedly: "My lady, let's take it off first." Clothes, put more blood!"

Half an hour later, Moke Kasyapa gathered his tattered skirts, gritted his teeth with tears in his eyes, and said, "Bastard, villain, bastard, beast, you, you, you, you are not human..."

Luo Wei licked the face of the knife cheaply, and then said "peh pee pee" several times: "I said, you don't have any blood disease!"

Mo Ke Kassapa continued to curse and lick his ten fingers that were about to be poked into a sieve. That's right, Luo Wei wrote a crooked letter on a handkerchief with his blood, which was similar to the style of a telegram. The dog's blood book with climbing characters: "Father Chen Guangrui, mother Yin Wenjiao, father was killed and mother was taken over, the villain is Liu Hong, remember the hatred of parents." They are all in simplified Chinese, and I don't know if Tang Seng will see such a blood book in the future. What kind of mood is it.

Just such a 24-character "telegram" has already made Mo Ke Kassapa miserable. I really don't know how those guys who wrote the whole heroic words in bloody books did it.By the way, Elder Tang in the original text has another identity, that is, the legendary "Nine-toed Eminent Monk".That's right, Yin Wenjiao was ruthless to herself, and even more ruthless to her child. In order to leave a mark, she even bit off the little toe of his left foot.

Luo Wei looked at Jiang Liuer's two pairs of kicking little feet, which had been stripped naked, and studied for a long time, but couldn't get rid of the mouth, so he raised the child in front of Moke Kassapa: "Take a bite!"

Moke Kassapa said in horror, "Bite? What?"

Luo Wei explained: "Let's make a mark. You see, boys of this age are all about the same. God knows who will be who when he grows up. If he is missing parts or something right now, it will be difficult to verify his integrity at the time." Easier isn't it?"

This serious nonsense seems quite reasonable, Mo Ke Kassapa swallowed, and wanted to refute: "But the body, hair and skin are the parents."

Luo Wei waved his hand: "That's wrong. They are all monks. Form is empty and empty is form. The four elements are all empty. What's the point of having more or less?"

"But, but..." Moke Kassapa struggled for a while, and then continued, "Can you stop biting, and use a knife?"

Luo Wei thought about it, and felt that it was nothing important, so he handed over the knife.Then, I saw Moke Kassapa with trembling hands, the tip of the knife went straight to Jiang Liuer's little pot friend's calf.

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!Luo Wei took the child back seven or eight steps: "Are you sick, just leave a mark, what kind of grudge, what kind of logic is it to castrate a good boy?"

Moke Kassapa was also stunned: "Didn't you say that you want to make him lack parts, and let him have nothing?"

It was only then that Luo Wei realized that the other party had misunderstood, and pointed at Jiang Liuer's feet: "I asked you to help make a fuss about his feet, not that, hey..."

Until Ananda rushed back excitedly, yelling: "Come here, Elder Faming is halfway up the mountain, you should prepare quickly." Jiang Liu'er's mark was not left, and Ananda saw two The man stared with big eyes and small eyes, and asked in confusion, "What are you two doing?" After hearing the concerns of the two, he rolled his eyes directly, "What are you doing with your spare time? I'll watch over it, the custodian Can't get it wrong."

Luo Wei and Moke Kassapa breathed a sigh of relief, after the future imperial brother was spared from being eunuch, he finally saved his toes.Let’s talk about how cruel the loyal servants and righteous men who sent their children away in those abandonment articles due to various unavoidable reasons left such bloody marks on their children.Let’s not talk about loyal servants and righteous men, after all, they are not relatives, but for those biological mothers, there are those who directly burn a mark with hot red metal, which is equivalent to cannon fire; those who use needles to tattoo their bodies are equivalent to tattooing (qíng) punishment ; There is also the most ruthless one, that is, Yin Wenjiao bites off the child's toes, which is about the same as 剕 (fèi) punishment.

The five punishments in ancient times: ink, 劓, 剕, Gong, and Dapi, respectively represent the five types of punishments such as tattooing, nose cutting, foot amputation, castration, and death penalty, and the relative crimes gradually increase.In addition to "cannon fire", the above-mentioned treatment of children accounted for two of the five punishments in ancient times. Is this a mother and child, and the enemy is almost the same.

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The next development is not different from the original plot. Elder Fa Ming saw a child tied to a half-piece of the boat on the bank of the Hongjiang River. The child was wrapped in a woman's clothes that were taken off Mo Ke Kassapa's body. As she spoke, the handkerchief with the bloody "telegram" written on it was faintly exposed on her close-fitting chest.And Ananda, as an "honest man" who bravely dived to help save the child, was also taken back to Jinshan Temple.

Luo Wei asked Mo Ke Kassapa next to him: "I have done everything I can. Tell me, where is Zen Master Wuchao now?"

Unexpectedly, when he turned his head, Moke Kassapa had disappeared, and only one sentence remained in the river wind: "This matter is over, and this venerable should go back and return to life."

Luo Wei was dumbfounded, and hurriedly shouted: "Hey, don't you want Tao'er wine?"

There was no answer for a long time, and I didn't know what these Buddhist bigwigs were thinking, so I just threw him down. Luo Wei was so angry that he was about to scold a few words when a little old lady came out of the mud in front of him. , it is the land of Hongzhou: "The Zen master is invited!"

In a dilapidated earth temple, the fat monk Wuchao Zen Master was sitting cross-legged, while the centipede spirit was squatting aside with its ears raised and drawing circles.When Luo Wei saw him, he was so angry that he rushed to his side in an instant, raised his hand and pinched his ears: "It's just like you, and you said that you are here to help. What do you need, what do you want? What's the use!"

The centipede grinned: "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts to death, what the hell, Brother Wei, when did your hands get so strong?"

Zen Master Wuchao, who was pretending to be profound, twitched his eyelids when he heard the words, and then eased his expression: "It seems that Master Luo also has a good chance!"

Luo Wei said angrily, "What's the matter with you."

Zen Master Wuchao looked at the package on his back: "Can the poor monk carry the things on the back of the benefactor Luo?"

Luo Wei covered the package: "I can give you the wine, but the rest are mine."

Zen Master Wuchao smiled slightly: "Those two peaches have fallen into mortal ranks even though they are immortal roots. You can rest assured, but the wine made from these peaches is quite skillful, and it is what I need here. As for the red gourd, it’s really useless if it’s not for holding wine.” After thinking for a moment, he took out a green bead the size of a ping-pong ball from his bosom, and handed it to Luo Wei cheerfully, “This thing is called Dinghaizhu is not very useful, it is only enough to hold the water of Sidu, can you exchange it for your gourd and Taoer wine?"

Luo Wei was stunned, this is the legendary Dinghai Pearl, hey, no, can this guy be so generous?Moreover, shouldn't there be 24 Dinghai pearls in the legend?