Classic Villain Rescue Station

Speaking of this matter, Zhong Dajiang's expression was very solemn: "It's thanks to you that you can think of a monkey as the city god of human beings."

Luo Wei was very wronged: "Damn, did I think so? Your no-return well doesn't listen to me at all. Well, I stood in front of him for a long time, and my anger was a little bit like that of an old lady with little feet. Move towards me, as soon as the old monkey appears, okay, turn 180 degrees, like a gangster seeing a big beautiful girl, and jump on it in the blink of an eye."

Zhong Dajiang frowned straightly: "How could this be? From the beginning of the world to the present, there has never been such a ridiculous thing."

Luo Wei said indignantly: "Create the world? Has it been 1 years since your underworld was established? Also, if you don't want creatures other than humans to be city gods, wouldn't you limit the people who recognize the master in advance?"

Zhong Dajiang was also very helpless: "Except for Nanhua's dog brain, who can think of such a thing as letting animals act as city gods on their behalf."

Luo Wei began to snap his fingers: "Let the pigs manage the 80 Tianhe Navy, let the chicken be the star officer of the Pleiades, and let the wolf be the leader of the seven white tigers, Kui Su..."

Zhong Dajiang stopped his words: "They are all great talents who have transformed themselves into cultivation, how can they compare with ordinary ones, what is the cultivation level of that old monkey you mentioned, has it transformed?"

Luo Wei almost spit on his face: "What is the background of the people, what is the background of our time here, even if we are in the world of comprehension, there are laws staring at the top of the head, and there are "you can't become a master after the founding of the country" around. Staring at the rules, if you can speak human words, you have already stepped on the bottom line, and you want to change your shape, bah bah! Besides, there is a rule in the underworld that prohibits non-humanoids from becoming public officials. If you really dare to say that, we will Call the bull-headed horse-noodles on Yincao's side to break it together, and maybe you can also alarm the Master Di Ting under the seat of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva."

Zhong Dajiang was sweating, of course he knew that Luo Wei would not do such a thing, but if this kind of discriminatory thought was exposed, those living ancestors would have leveled his brother's fifth hall.However, he was going to struggle for a while: "Well, let's go get a spring, so that the non-return well can recognize the owner again. Wouldn't it be easier to operate it with a suitable person?"

Luo Wei subconsciously went to cover his pocket. In fact, this thing was in his pocket. However, he finally found a justifiable and willing to take advantage of him. He must not let it go, so he said righteously: " The right person? Who is the right one? Anyway, if I don’t like it, whoever wants it will go, or if I transfer this City God to you, it can be regarded as your old man’s stepping down to the front line?”

Zhong Dajiang shook his head like a rattle, gritted his teeth and said, "Your previous arrangement was very reasonable, and we can't take the lead in engaging in species discrimination. I'll go to Lord Yan to discuss the details later," he said just after he finished speaking. , without waiting for Luo Wei to flatter him, he rolled his eyes and had other ideas, "Didn't you bring some souvenirs when you came back from there?"

Luo Wei narrowed his eyes: "Is there any local specialties to bring, do you think I can bring you a few catties of Tang monk meat, or dragon liver and phoenix gallbladder?"

Zhong Dajiang wrote lightly: "You don't have the ability to measure the native treasures of Journey to the West, but Huang Shiyi doesn't have to be. This kid has always been a prodigal, and with the ten temples of Yama, he is the richest city king. Aren't you Said he asked your dad to make Tao'er wine, this is a good thing."

It’s okay not to mention this, but when it comes to mentioning it, it reminds people of the ubiquitous cannibalism, and the life-threatening secret brewing recipe of Tao’er wine, and the complexion becomes not very good. Of course, the main thing is the old monkey. Lu slashed his heart in pain.

In addition to your innate advantages, when you are an old monkey, Alu, can you be so talkative and obediently submit to be the city god of Tuanlonggang?Don't look at Zhong Dajiang's various evasions, all kinds of dislike for this person, beating the dog depends on the owner, as the only officially recognized follower of the Capital City God in history, how can he be regarded as a mere Tuanlong City God.

City Gods and City Gods are different. From Capital City Gods to Government City Gods and then to County City Gods, even though Tuanlonggang is now well-known, it is also in the lower middle position of the second-tier cities in China. Putting it in the system of City Gods, To work here is at best a county town god, and to the one-time capital town god agent monkey, he naturally looks down on him.If he hadn't taken a fancy to the two flat peaches that Luo Wei brought back from Journey to the West, there wouldn't even be a chance to talk about it.

Luo Wei held his chest and felt distressed when he thought of the two big peaches that were tricked away by the old monkey A Lu. Fortunately, Zhong Dajiang understood his face and changed the subject forcibly, intending to quote himself: "I heard that Pan Jinlian It's going well with Qin Keqing in your holiday villa!"

This point is to say that Luo Wei's heart is on the rise. Who makes this year the world of beautiful and handsome men? Since the live broadcast of the variety show "God and Goddess Comes Down to Earth" began to warm up, Bichi Resort became popular as the main venue. The two leading beauties Pan Jinlian and Qin Keqing at the front desk of the first scenic line of the villa naturally became popular, and some people even came here on a special trip, not to step on the spot of the show in advance, but to see them specially, making two cents · Physical fatigue.

Zhong Dajiang continued: "Anyway, the resort belongs to the service industry. As a good leader who considers his subordinates, I am as good as you are, and I will try my best to send you some good-looking ones in the near future."

Seeing the old bastard's face thinking of him, Luo Wei had a very bad feeling. They are also beauties, and Pan and Qin are quite reliable, but Xie Zijing and Sun Luban are always annoying. It's troublesome, let's forget it, so he said in a low mood: "Good looks? What's the way to look good?"

Zhong Dajiang patted him on the shoulder to reassure him: "Just take the three beauties this time, one Pan Qiaoyun, one Yan Nianjiao, and one named Jia Yuling, tsk tsk tsk, they are first-class beauties!"

Luo Wei was dumbfounded: "Who are these three? The first one is a little familiar, the second one is confused, and the third one seems to have just met?"

Zhong Dajiang was still complacent over there: "These three are very famous beauties, let alone Pan Qiaoyun, they are the daughter-in-law of Yang Xiong, the No.

"Wait!" Luo Wei dared to stop the conversation, "Can you stop portraying people so tall, why don't you tell the truth, saying that Pan Qiaoyun was killed by that sick person?"

According to "Water Margin", this Pan Qiaoyun was originally the butcher's daughter, she first married Wang Yasi, and within two years, Wang Yasi passed away, and then remarried to Yang Xiong, who was regarded as Wang Yasi's colleague.With such a background, she became a lady twice, which shows that this girl's nickname of "Charming Widow" is well deserved.

I don't know whether Pan Qiaoyun is married to an inhuman person or is born dissolute and loves freedom. Anyway, as Yang Xiong's work becomes more and more busy, she finally can't take it anymore. She cheated on Hai monk Pei Ruhai and was discovered by Yang Xiong's sworn brother Shi Xiu.This girl doesn't know how hard-hearted she is, not only does she not want to repent, but she also framed Shi Xiu, after all she was no match for the law of heaven, her adulterer was slaughtered by Shi Xiu, and she died under Yang Xiong's hands.

If Pan Qiaoyun is still famous, the following Yan Nianjiao is really confusing, but if you can be led by Zhong Dajiang, you don't have to expect too much quality, let alone Pan Qiaoyun Zhuyu, who is surnamed Yan, is not There is also a very well-known enemy of the well-deserved No. [-] hero in the Water Margin world-Yan Poxi.

Two points should be emphasized here:
First, there are many disgraceful women in "Water Margin". Although the most well-known Pan Jinlian was a servant, at least she was released into slavery by the master's family and was married by Wu Dalang. She is also a legal concubine who has passed the list; although the aforementioned Pan Qiaoyun married twice, she was also a good lady both times; this Yan Po is completely different. Seeing that it was profitable, the mother-in-law gave her to Song Jiang as a concubine.

Let’s talk about the appellation “Poxi”. These two words actually have the meaning of “Miss” and “Comrade” in modern times. They are not derogatory in themselves, but they have a derogatory meaning when they are hit by a certain trend of thought that is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.Later, some people interpreted that the "po" in "poxi" refers to the godly woman among the three aunts and six women, that is, old women with the status of old bustards and prostitutes. "xi" still has the original meaning, that is, cherish and pity.Yan Poxi refers to the beauty who was pitied by the old godmother Yan Po, so it is understandable that Yan Nianjiao follows her "manager" and "adoptive mother" as Yan.

Second, because of Yan Poxi's status as a plaything, Song Jiang didn't take her seriously at all. Therefore, Yan Poxi's death was not because of her liaison with Song Jiang's friend Zhang Wenyuan, but because she used the evidence of her liaison with thieves to blackmail Song Jiang.From this point, it can be seen that these two people are purely out of their minds when they are together, you give me benefits, and I will make you comfortable and happy in every way.Compared with this couple, Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian, and Yang Xiong's love for Pan Qiaoyun can be regarded as true love.

As for the third name Zhong Dajiang mentioned, Luo Wei slapped his head and remembered where the feeling of being right in front of him came from. Isn’t this just the variety show mentioned in the barrage while swiping his phone while idle? The real name of the hostess?Of course, this Jia Yuling must not be the same Jia Yuling, not to mention the source, it is impossible, if Zhong Dajiang dares to call such a beauty, Luo Wei will take off his shoes and shoot him to death.

Yan Nianjiao guessed that this Jia Yuling is really hard to say, after all, there is also a "Dream of Red Mansions" among the four famous novels, in which the surname Jia can occupy half of the book, and there are more or less roles in the play, just revealing a name, The relationship is so intricate that I don't know how much I can figure out.

Zhong Dajiang acted like you can't reason. He watched Luo Wei scratching his head, and finally gave a hint: "What do Pan Qiaoyun, Yan Nianjiao, and Pan Jinlian who came here earlier have in common? This Jia Yuling, don't forget to look elsewhere." Think about it."

Fuck!As soon as this remark came out, Luo Wei was stunned, not because he had guessed Jia Yuling's true identity, but because of this plus the meaning represented by the three women mentioned above.