Classic Villain Rescue Station

"Hmm—" Luo Wei's doubts were wavy lines, and he asked in horror, "What kind of medicine did you give me?"

"Don't move, don't move, if you make me stick it in the wrong place, don't blame me if you lose it in the future!" Luo Wei froze immediately, and listened to him continue slowly, "The ingredients of the potion and the powder are complicated. I don’t understand, you just need to know that the potion is for dispelling dampness and cold, and the powder is for strengthening yang and dredging the meridians, should these two be used together..."

Luo Wei nervously asked: "Why is this plot so familiar, it can't be poisonous!"

Jin Rong's voice was somewhat surprised: "Hey, you guessed it!"

"Nani?" Luo Wei bounced up with a needle on his back. Before his body was far off the bed, he felt a numbness in his hands and fell back without holding on. "Ah, what's going on, I'm Are you poisoned?"

Jin Rong replied angrily: "Fart, you are numb by putting it under your body. Even if these two medicines are mixed together, there will at most be a little narcotic poison, which will be gone when burned with an alcohol lamp. If you don’t burn it, the sum of these measurements won’t even be used for tooth extraction. Hurry up and lie down, don’t look like your own mother died.”

Although I heard him say this, the psychological burden of being turned into a hedgehog by a recognized quack doctor is still huge. Jin Rong was operating on the head, and reminded him from time to time: "Relax, relax, you can't even relax... "Until I got really impatient, I simply changed to a threatening tone, "If you don't cooperate anymore, I'll just use Xiaoyao San for you!"

The treatment lasted for an unknown amount of time, but Luo Wei slept all night in the ward of the Daguanlou Medical Station in a daze.Early the next morning, he was woken up by peeing from his sleep, and Song Gongmin who was in the next bed didn't know when he left.What needed to be pulled out of his back had already been pulled out, and Jin Rong dug out a heat therapy blanket from nowhere and covered him all night.

The heat therapy was warm and comfortable, but it made his mouth dry.After draining the water first and then urgently replenishing the water, I don't know if it's because of Jin Rong's two-pronged approach of acupuncture and medicine, or if he wasn't injured so badly himself, and now he feels so comfortable and comfortable mixed up and down, especially his waist.

Luo Wei hummed a ditty, with his hands behind his back, and strolled to the staff cafeteria of Ouxiangxie for breakfast.As soon as he stepped on the stone pier used as a bridge, he saw Liu Xiaoqi and Datou squatting in the flower bed next to him, wearing chef uniforms, smoking and whispering.When the two saw Luo Wei, they didn't get up. They bared their teeth and greeted with strange voices: "Good morning, Brother Wei!"

Luo Wei asked suspiciously, "What expression do you two have?"

Liu Xiaoqi and Datou Qiqi half bowed their bodies, pouted their buttocks, and made a flattering gesture towards the direction of the cafeteria door.Luo Wei was speechless, but he still had a bit of a conscience. After he pinched his cigarette and went to the door of the kitchen, he finally reminded him: "Hurry up and put out the fire!"

Walking forward wondering, at the gate of the cafeteria, Dong Pangpang and Xue Dasha who hurried out with packed breakfast unexpectedly met each other.Luo Wei was even more puzzled: "Okay, why don't you eat inside?"

Unexpectedly, Xue Dasha dragged Dong Pangpang and fled like a ghost chasing after him, leaving only one sentence: "Hurry up and put out the fire!"

When Luo Wei heard this, he was even more puzzled. Labor and management are not firefighters, and fire fighting is a matter of labor and management.Confused in my heart, I finally couldn't resist the empty stomach, and stepped into the cafeteria door.

Look left, look right, there is nothing special except that there are fewer people!No, why is the staff canteen so distinct today?

Luo Wei has always been generous with the issue of food for the staff. Although the decoration of the staff canteen is not as exquisite as the Hanfang Pavilion, which is open to the public, the food provided is basically the same except for some expensive ingredients.The staff canteen implements a semi-self-service mode. The dining table is located in the middle where you can see the bottom as soon as you enter the door, and there are dining tables and chairs dotted on both sides.But at this moment, with the dining table as the boundary, the area on the left is almost half full, while there are only two lonely tables on the right.

What's even more weird is that although there are many people in the left area, they all focus on eating, and dare not take a breath.As for the two tables on the right, the atmosphere at one table was stiff, and the other table seemed to be unable to see the situation clearly. While eating, they put their heads together and watched Pleasant Goat on the TV in the cafeteria.

Luo Wei had already retreated. Unexpectedly, the whole cafeteria was as agreed in advance. As long as someone entered or exited the gate, they would all pay attention to them, and then continued to do their own things, including the one on the right. Two tables.It's not a problem to hide, not to mention that the already hungry stomach is hooked by the aroma of food, which is completely bad.

He quickly ordered a set of breakfast, hesitated a little while holding the plate, and headed for the outer table on the right, even though the original table for four was already crowded with six people.

Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty was very dissatisfied with Luo Wei's practice of drilling when he picked up a gap: "Get up and drive away, blocking me. There are so many tables, why do you have to go to our table?"

Luo Wei glanced back at the TV set hanging on the wall behind him, then turned around to look at the big and small children who were concentrating on watching TV, and turned the stool to the side to get out of sight: "Are you serious? , I can understand the four children without blinking their eyes, but don't you think it's too naive?"

Cao Rui said dissatisfiedly: "What is childishness? This is childlike innocence. The four of us are now the image spokespersons of Bichi Resort, so we should pay more attention to our image. According to Uncle Liu, children should look like children."

The corners of Luo Wei's mouth twitched, and he pointed at Emperor Ling of Han: "Do you know who is the guy sitting next to you, who you call uncle, who is a mouse-eyed guy?"

Emperor Han Ling gave him a blank look: "Are you such a narrow-minded person? Don't be too full to provoke dissension. Isn't that what his ancestors did? It's nothing to do with him as a child." Turning around, he touched Cao Rui "Hey, uncle, I'll tell you a story about Cao Aman getting drunk at a banquet and learning how to dance like a court lady."

What the hell?This is the rhythm of reporting Cao Cao's embarrassing things in the past, and you have the face to say that you don't hold grudges?

Luo Wei asked Song Huizong on the other side: "Don't you feel that a colleague like him is embarrassing to you?"

As soon as this topic was mentioned, Song Huizong felt a little downcast: "I don't have the qualifications to judge the predecessors."

Well, stepping on thunder, Luo Wei smiled awkwardly, and then stared at the two women who were facing each other from a long distance while eating.Until the end of the episode of Pleasant Goat, Xiaomo poked Luo Wei with the tip of her chopsticks: "Can we be like Xiaochong and the other seven, calling you godfather?"

Seeing the expressions of the other three children keeping sneaking glances at him, one sheep is also being chased, and two sheep are also being herded, not to mention there are seven small insects that hit the daughter, these four are not bad, maybe they can form a group again later. Start a football team, think of a name, and call it Dad's football team.

Luo Wei nodded with a smile. Xiao Mo had already crawled over from under the table in great joy, and threw herself into Luo Wei's arms. The little glib kissed her, and then asked shyly, "Godfather, little bee, little wasp, and the others." When are you coming back?"

Speaking of this, Luo Wei couldn't help looking at Hong Haier.Since the "immigration" trend of goblins started through the door of the old monkey Alu, the holiday villa has stopped a lot, although the cultivation world is not the same as before, after all, the environment is more suitable for them to live than the secular world.Especially the seven small insects with relatively low cultivation, Xingxian and Shibagong who are already of grass and trees, since they landed on Lanjing Island, it was like a fish falling into the sea or a mouse falling into a rice bowl.

Sending off the goblins, Luo Wei also heaved a sigh of relief, and the resort was cleared, but there were three exceptions, needless to say Brother Diao Luo Qiong and Xie Jinghong Fu, who were originally With the somewhat inexplicable PY relationship with Tathagata, coupled with their own cultivation base, the little environmental advantage of Lanjing Island is almost negligible to the two of them.

The other one is the Holy Infant King Red Boy in front of him. This kid is actually quite confusing. It stands to reason that his cultivation and age are not much higher than the seven small insects. Such a young human figure has no flaws. , This makes Ben Boerba and Baboerben a few well-known little goblins in Journey to the West who are very old and still wear scary heads.

Some people will point out that Hong Haier's life experience has been questioned before, everything from his ability to his mother's magic weapon has indicated that his biological father is most likely the Taishang Laojun.It's not that Taishang Laojun didn't have children with other goblins, like Jinjiaoyinjiao, who was like a grandmother before turning back into a boy. The child of a human and a goblin must be at least a half-demon.

How can a young half-demon really be the same as an ordinary child? What's more, when dealing with the Blackwater International Murphy family, the red boy actually used the real fire of Samadhi without any pressure. Even if he was struck by lightning, the law It was only aimed at the fire itself, and did not make things difficult for the person who set the fire, which is very strange.

There is only one explanation, that is, Red Boy's mother, Princess Iron Fan, is a human being, and most likely a female cultivator.His father is a (fairy) person, and his mother is a (demon) person. Even though the red boy has the title of a fairy head in Journey to the West, he is actually still a person.

If the above conjectures are true, wouldn't it mean that Luo is now Hong Hai'er's godfather?Wait, Taishang Laojun is talking with the Tathagata's peers, and the only trouble is that he completely beat Brother Diao's generation, should he follow Tathagata and call him "Uncle Diao"?
Luo Wei was overwhelmed by his own thoughts, and was thinking whether to instill in Xiao Mo the idea of ​​"transcendence is different", or make up a reason of "I found my parents, and then led them to emigrate abroad" to prevaricate , the two women confronting each other in the innermost place must have been impatient to wait, and coughed heavily, and then Xia Jingui's voice came: "Have you finished eating? I'll die if you finish eating!"