Classic Villain Rescue Station

Luo Wei muttered: "If you kill someone, you can just run away. Isn't it a piece of cake to run away from marriage?"

Zhen Guanxi also planned to ask him to help spread the word. Luo Wei was impatient this time, and after kicking twice, he said: "It's all right, it's all like this, please talk directly to you two if you have anything to do."

Unexpectedly, with Luo Wei's kick, Zhenguanxi, who had been squatting for a long time, became unsteady, rolled out from under the counter covered with blue cloth, and came into intimate contact with Lu Zhishen's calf.

Lu Zhi was deeply puzzled: "You two, one is above and the other is below, what do you want?"

Luo Wei was taken aback by his words of driving, and quickly explained: "Don't get me wrong, we didn't do anything, he was just afraid of you and avoided you."

At this moment, Zhen Guanxi raised his head, and met Lu Zhishen's eyes. The next moment, the latter suddenly took two steps back, his eyes sharpened suddenly, and he shouted: "What a Zheng Tu!" Seeing that Lu Zhishen picked up a stool casually, sat down with a big horse, he said, "According to the decree of my family manager, I want ten catties of lean meat, cut it into simmered meat, and don't see any fat on it."

Luo Wei and Zhen Guanxi looked at each other in bewilderment, and glanced at each other across the counter. Zhen Guanxi replied subconsciously: "Yes," and then ordered to the nearest operator, "Choose one soon." Cut off ten catties."

Lu Zhishen's eyeballs were wide-eyed: "Don't wait for the jerks to do it, you cut it yourself."

Luo Wei complained in his heart: Cut it as soon as you say it, you're welcome!
Under the bull-eyed stare of this guy, Zhenguanxi had no choice but to compromise with a smiling face: "That's right, the villain will cut it himself." A large piece of meat came to the counter at Luo Wei's side.

Needless to say, Zhenguanxi’s skill in dealing with pork is really unreliable. He made the bone chopping knife vigorous, with his left hand slightly fixed, and his right hand flowing. After twenty or thirty paragraphs, he picked up another bone chopping knife with his left hand, and the two knives fired at the same time, chopping with a sound.

Lu Zhi pursed his big mouth and stared at Zhenguanxi Chopping Meat, while Luo Wei stepped out of the counter and searched around, but couldn't find anyone suitable for questioning.As a last resort, I could only pull Chen Du's head aside, lowered my voice and asked, "What's wrong with him?"

Chen Dutou had an indescribable expression: "I don't know much about the villain. This is the third attack since last night. It's really hard to say the specific reason."

The servant next to him chimed in: "Actually, the villain feels that it is more abnormal for Tisha not to have a seizure than to have a seizure. A warrior's sudden polite speech really deserves a beating."

The two looked at each other and nodded, indicating that the heroes saw the same thing.

Luo Wei didn't care what the two of them were thinking, and asked one after another: "Has it happened twice? Can you be more specific?"

Yachai said: "The first time Chen Du was not there, only I saw that it was Tiha's brother surnamed Shi who came to say goodbye to him. As a result, when his eyes closed, Tiha had a seizure and shouted 'Wu , that bird in the woods, come out!"

This yamen servant is also a wonderful person, and he has completely learned Lu Zhishen's arrogant and unreasonable tune. Luo Wei waited for a long time: "And then?"

Yacha scratched his head: "Then the villain ran away in a hurry to urinate, and when he came back, he saw that man surnamed Shi ran away angrily."

Luo Wei turned to look at Chen Dutou, and Chen Dutou continued: "The villain is here for the second time, and the person who came to visit him was a man named Wu. After seeing each other, Tiju had another seizure. What did you say? It's really good." A traveler, wait for the Sa family to meet you for a while'! After saying this, he led the surname Wu aside to gesture."

While calculating, Luo Wei asked, "How long will it take for him to recover?"

Chen Dutou and the Yachai looked at each other, they shook their heads together, and it was still the Yachai's words: "I'll just follow, and if there's nothing wrong with the governor, I won't talk to the two of us."

A voice came from the side: "It should be about an hour!" The person who spoke was Wu Song, and he didn't know what he did to Chen Dutou and the others. With a knowing smile, he went to the butcher shop with a smile.

Luo Wei was surprised: "How did you recruit them?"

Wu Song replied: "It's nothing, old Ruby and I swiped twice, it should have calmed them down. By the way, where is your puppy?"

Luo Wei asked: "I didn't bring it out at home in Zhenguanxi, what's wrong?"

"Old Lu's situation should be due to the lack of Wangchuan Zhenshui. It seems that Zhou Xun who is awakened will be completely suppressed as long as he makes eye contact with the protagonist of the plot. Moreover, Lao Lu is not himself at this time. Shi Jin was like this, and it was also like this when he met me, this time it’s my turn to go to Guanxi.”

"What do you mean he's not himself anymore?"

"Look for yourself!" The words closed, pointing to the butcher shop, letting Luo Wei see the next development by himself.

I saw that Zhenguanxi had been chopping for nearly an hour under Lu Zhishen's watchful eyes. With his sore shoulders, he took the lotus leaf himself, wrapped the meaty scorpion seeds tightly, tied a buckle with a straw rope, and carried it to Lu Zhishen. , looking forward to asking: "Tiju, do you need someone to send it to the mansion?"

Lu Zhi took a deep look at him, and said sharply: "What are you giving? I haven't finished yet. I want another ten catties. This time, it's all fat. Don't see any lean meat on it. You have to cut it into scorpions."

While looking at Luo Wei for help, Zhen Guanxi looked sadly at the same time: "I didn't know what the use of fatty pork dumplings was, but now I know, have you heard of oil shuttle cakes, this thing is a thief fragrant?"

Lu Zhi stared deeply, and the next words were blocked directly, and it took a long time before he said: "Stop talking nonsense, just cut it."

Luo Wei continued to complain: Sure enough, our Chinese characters are extensive and profound. If the word "cut" is changed in context, hehehe!

Zhenguanxi saw that Luo Wei and Wu Song ignored him, so he dragged his sore arms, shook his head and continued to follow suit.Fortunately, this is ancient times, and every family of pig farmers can't wait to raise their pigs as fat as possible. If it is a modern vegetable market and supermarket, it is not easy to find all ten catties of fat meat at a meat stall. .

Wu Song asked Luo Wei: "What do you see?"

Luo Wei squeezed his chin: "I think Lu Zhishen's eyes were a little confused before Zhenguanxi went to deliver the meat. After the two of them met each other, the confusion disappeared immediately."

Wu Song nodded: "What else?"

Luo Wei continued: "Isn't this obvious? Lu Zhishen's lines are not much different from the original plot. By the way, the clerk just now said that the sentence he said for the first time when he had a seizure, 'Wu, the birds in the woods, hurry up. "Come out" seems to be the line he said to Shang Shijin in the red pine forest. As for "Sure enough, you are a good traveler, I will wait for the Sajia to meet you for a while", this sentence should be you!"

Wu Song continued to nod: "Caiyuanzi Zhang Qing asked me to go to Erlong Mountain to join Lao Lu. That's what he said the first time we met, and then we had a hearty gesture."

Luo Wei was curious: "Who won?"

Wu Song talked about him from left to right: "Erlong Mountain is Lao Lu's territory. I'm new here, so it's not easy to overwhelm him, right? Okay, I'm curious. Lao Lu did this because he didn't drink enough water. Kansai also followed his pace, could it be that he was infected?"

Luo Wei chuckled: "He's so cowardly, his brain has stopped. Didn't you see that Zhenguanxi's hands and feet are trembling uncontrollably?"

Wu Song understood: "Well, I thought it was chopped meat!"

Luo Wei said: "But it's not completely based on the plot. In the last part, Zhen Guanxi didn't follow the original meaning, and then Lu Zhishen obviously got stuck for a while."

Wu Song gloated a little: "Tell me this time, if Lao Lu asks him to chop an inch of golden cartilage again, will this bastard resist as usual, or will he accept his fate and chop it up without giving him a chance to explode?"

Luo Wei glanced at the sweating Zhenguanxi again: "Looking at his current state, he probably doesn't have the guts to resist."

Wu Song said: "According to Lao Lu's temper, he must not be spared. You said you chopped up the thin ones, the fat ones, and the bones. What else can you chop up?"

Luo Wei pointed to the pig's head on the pole: "You can also chop off his symbol of carrying the pole."

Wu Song twitched the corner of his mouth: "That thing must be as hard as a rock!" Then he continued to ask seriously, "What if the pig's head is also chopped off?"

Luo Wei was in a bit of a predicament now. He glanced at the surrounding vegetable markets and thought to himself: "There are a lot of chops in this market. The eggplants that just came down from that shop have been peeled. As long as the meat is clean, chop it up." There are also chicken breasts, fragrant mushrooms, new bamboo shoots, mushrooms, dried spiced tofu, and dried fruits of various colors, all of which can be chopped into nails. Take the chicken soup and simmer it dry, collect the sesame oil, and mix it with bad oil. Stored in a magnetic jar and sealed tightly."

Wu Song's head was full of black lines: "When you want to eat, take it out, mix it with fried chicken and melon seeds, and it will become an eggplant, right? Big pot, you went to the wrong set!"

Luo Wei slapped his hands: "Adding an inch of golden cartilage saozi to the eggplant, I think it will add some crunchy chewing, and the energy of chopping bones in the town of Guanxi will not be in vain."

Of course, it is impossible to follow the brain circuit of these two unscrupulous people who eat melons, let alone let Zhen Guanxi chop the [-] catties of glutinous rice by hand, even if it is a household food processor, the cutter head and motor will not Can't stand such a high-intensity training.

After tossing the fat scorpion, nearly an hour passed, and there were no outsiders who dared to stay near the butcher shop, only a wave of good-natured people watched from afar.

Zhen Guanxi followed the same example and wrapped the fat scorpion seeds. I don’t know if he has too comfortable modern memory, which has corrupted Zhen Guanxi’s hard work. I let go in one breath and couldn't lift it up again.It was the buddy Biaozi who saw that the situation was not good, so he came over with good eyesight, and followed behind Zhenguanxi with fat dumplings in one hand and fine dumplings in the other.

Luo Wei and Wu Song had bad consciences, and they really wanted to see the good show of Zhenguanxi. After they found out that Zheng and Lu had met each other for the third time, it was too late to stop them, so they had to get together as much as possible. Just in case an unexpected situation erupts out of control.

Zhenguanxi was really exhausted, and he didn't even have the strength to speak, so Biaozi said with a smile: "These two big bags are strangely heavy, so the younger one and Tiha took them and sent them to the mansion." How are you?"

Lu Zhishen really sneered and said: "Wait a minute, I want another ten catties of gold cartilage, and I have to chop it finely to make sausages. Don't see any meat on it." Then he looked at the collapsed Zhenguanxi, "I have to do it myself. Do it."