Classic Villain Rescue Station

Watching his back disappear behind the door, Zhong Dajiang couldn't help sighing, and muttered to himself: "In terms of black belly, labor and capital are really ashamed of themselves!"

After closing the words, he swung the golden lotus stick in his hand and planned to put it back into the box.This made Luo Wei miserable on the lotus petals. Without any preparation and no point of leverage, the standing position was turned 90 degrees up and down. During the rotation, the whole person involuntarily slid outward until It almost fell out of the range of the petals, and only then did it encourage its four claws to hook the edge slightly upturned.

After being frightened, the movement became a little louder. Zhong Dajiang immediately noticed something wrong with the golden lotus stick. He first stared at the small ball in the hollowed-out bowl at the top, but found nothing, then gradually lowered his gaze, and finally found the On the edge of the petals of the nasturtium holding the small hollow ball, I saw a phantom floating around.

After being startled, he couldn't help rubbing his eyes: "Fuck, where did such a small brat come from? How did you get in?"

Luo Wei supported himself with difficulty at the moment: "I also really want to know what's going on!"

Zhong Dajiang stretched out two fingers to pinch the ankle dangling in the air, and lifted Luo Wei upside down like this: "It's strange, you are so thin that only an outline is left, and you haven't lost your soul yet?"

It was really uncomfortable to be hung like this all the time. Luo Wei quickly stretched out his hands, hugged his thumbs, and after a while, slowly crawled down along his knuckles.Zhong Dajiang didn't mean to embarrass him, he quickly let go, and watched him crawl to the palm of his hand and sit cross-legged, like a monkey grandson facing the Tathagata Buddha.

Looking at the little guy in front of him who only had a pale gray light on the edges, and whose facial features and other details are almost transparent, Zhong Dajiang suddenly felt that he was idle or idle. Rubbing his head, he found a new continent: "Hey, you are so transparent that you feel like a real person. Hey, little guy, where did you come from?"

Luo Wei pushed his salty pig finger away in disgust, raised his paw to look repeatedly, and asked suspiciously: "In your eyes, am I transparent, but I didn't see it at all, no matter how I look at it, I am no different from ordinary people. different."

Zhong Dajiang replied: "Aren't you talking nonsense, only those who have not eaten garlic will feel that eating garlic has a strong taste, and whoever has eaten garlic will feel that they have a strong taste."

Luo Wei rolled his eyes: "Your metaphor is really powerful."

Zhong Dajiang began to poke him with salty pig fingers 360 degrees without any dead angle to play: "What kind of breed are you?"

Luo Wei was so annoyed by the harassment, he stretched out his arms and slapped his restless fingers away: "You are a breed, and your whole family is a breed. Labor and capital are human beings just like you."

Zhong Dajiang's fingers were ready to move again: "I have seen all kinds of imps in the nether world, but I have never seen such a small person, you must not have been tricked out of a small fairy tale world by some careless person! "

Luo Wei jumped away with his head in his arms, grasping a point and frowning and asked: "You said this is the Netherworld?"

Zhong Dajiang nodded, put the golden lotus stick into the box casually, and put Luo Wei on the table next to him: "To be precise, this is the Great Heat and Great Annoyance Hall of the Eight Golden City City Palace in the Underworld. Alright, I won't talk nonsense with you." Come on, tell me who you are, don't tell me you are really the thumb of Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tale world... er... lad!"

Luo Wei's black line: "You're the thumb guy, I'm..." What should he say, the Zhong Dajiang in front of him is younger than when he recognized him, at least five or sixty years old, he has read various time-travel novels, and at the same time Having personally experienced four times of crossing, he can guess roughly with his heels. The only problem is that he doesn't know what happened this time, which makes him extremely concentrated and transparent.I know it’s the same thing, but I have to tell the other party that I passed through five or sixty years later, and we had an iron-clad relationship at that time. At the same time, I had already dated your sister’s granddaughter at that time. The relationship of in-laws has basically been established.

Wait, this time point seems to be three or forty years away from Mu Zhichun's birth. Mu Zhichun's mother is still flying in the sky, even Zhong Xiaohu may still be a big girl at this moment!

Uh, what is he thinking.If it were Luo Wei himself, if someone suddenly appeared in front of him one day, claiming to be his future son-in-law or grandson-in-law, he would be able to chase this guy for ten miles with a lollipop, not to mention Zhong Dajiang's wretchedness, depravity and vengeance are ten times better than him. If he doesn't want to die, he still has to be confused. It's better to be a little in awe.

Then he held his forehead pretentiously: "Yes, who am I, who am I, who am I, ah, I seem to have lost my memory!" At this moment five or sixty years ago, this amnesia stalk should not have been played Rotten, right!

Facts have proved that even if the tricks are not so bad, even if the exaggerated expression can not be seen from the transparent person, an old man like Zhong Dajiang is not so easy to be fooled. Flipping 360 degrees: "Stop pretending to me, and recruit quickly and honestly."

Luo Wei got up in a daze, jumped up and down and scolded the street: "Believe it or not, labor and management used to lie on the mountain wall and bask in the sun comfortably. It must have been too long, and I remembered a lot of names. I think His name is Dong Zhuo, and he seems to be called Lu Bu. I also have an impression of Liu Adou's name, and there are a bunch of other impressive names, such as Liu Bei, Cao Cao, Sun Quan, Guan Yu, Zhao Yun, Zhang Fei..."

Zhong Dajiang hurriedly stopped him: "You came here to report your name, I seem to understand what's going on, then how did you get here?"

Luo Wei scratched his head: "I don't know. Anyway, when I close and open my eyes, I will be pulled into the hollow ball, and almost crushed into a pancake."

"Ah!" Zhong Dajiang excitedly picked up the golden lotus stick that was put in the box just now, and turned back and forth between it and the transparent Luo Wei with piercing eyes, his voice trembling, "You, you, you, you You, you can't be the legendary acquired spirit embryo!"

Luo Wei looked confused: "What bah? The day after tomorrow, what happened the day after tomorrow?"

Zhong Dajiang turned around excitedly: "It's not the day after tomorrow, it's the day after tomorrow, oops, that's not the point."

Luo Wei rolled his eyes: "It's not the day after tomorrow, it's not tomorrow anyway."

With lightning speed, Zhong Dajiang grabbed Luo Wei into his fist as soon as he reached out his hand, and rubbed the lower half of his life against his face, and became extremely happy in seconds: "I said that other people's artifacts are all one. Yes, the golden lotus staff can be disassembled into two, so there must be something more special, as expected, at a time when everyone's weapon spirits have completely dissipated, being able to summon the Houtian spirit embryo is really extraordinary?"

Luo Wei was rubbed like a ravaged little daughter-in-law, kicking and beating desperately was of no avail, but she automatically comprehended the desperate move of girls' self-defense technique-shangyaken.There is a kind of skin and flesh pain that increases sharply with the reduction of the wounded area, like the difference between the rolling pin whipped by the mother and the needle-throwing dance by the mother Rong.Anyway, Luo Wei's bite actually made Zhong Dajiang's cheeks bloody. Under the pain, the guy finally recovered a little bit of consciousness, so he was willing to let go, and made a rough guess of his speculation.

It turned out that as the suppression of the law became more and more serious, not only was "not allowed to become a spirit after the founding of the country", but the so-called animism also disappeared overnight, including the spirit of weapons that had gradually weakened with the approach of the end of the Dharma era.Of course, it's the end of the Dharma Era, not to mention the spirit of weapons, even the weapons that can carry the spirit of weapons are almost gone.In the vast Netherworld, only four of the ten artifacts of Yama in the Ten Temples survived, and all of them lost their spirituality, and only relied on the attributes of the artifacts to maintain their final dignity.

Acquired spirit embryos are something that only exists in mythology. Acquired means that they are produced by various factors, either artificially or by coincidence.As mentioned in various versions of sword casting legends, at the last moment of becoming a sword, one person flies into the sword casting pool to become a sword spirit. The process is cruel and bloody, and the breeding process of the spirit embryo is directly omitted. A way of forming a tool spirit.

The acquired spirit embryo is relatively taller. It is said that in the place where a large number of souls gather, after thousands of years of tempering by the essence of the sun and the moon, there is a very slim chance of forming this kind of acquired spirit embryo.Once the spirit embryo is completed, it will be summoned by the strongest weapons around, and the two will go through a hundred years at a time, and a thousand years at a time, and finally merge with each other, making the weapon get rid of the mortal body and return to the realm of immortals and gods.

Luo Wei and Shuang froze like eggplants: "You mean that my appearance is the rhythm of becoming a weapon?"

Zhong Dajiang had an eager expression on his face: "Although I'm not sure, it's very possible."

Luo Wei stood up suddenly, his voice trembling: "Impossible, labor and capital are human beings, not some acquired spiritual embryo."

Zhong Dajiang approached with a big face: "I know, no one is willing to be a tool spirit who has no feelings, but well, there are also advantages. After becoming a tool spirit, you don't have to practice hard, and you don't have to endure the pain of reincarnation. You will be born strong, and you will be able to live for a long time."

Luo Wei squinted at him: "You can only live in a weapon, even if you can't die, what's the point?"

Zhong Dajiang corrected: "Qi spirits do live long enough. I haven't heard of those who are really immortal. Normally, when a spirit embryo transforms into a Qi spirit, it needs to go through a catastrophe. If it becomes a fairy weapon, Every 3000 years, you have to overcome the catastrophe, and if it becomes a divine weapon, you can overcome the catastrophe once every 30000 years, and whether it can last forever depends on whether the catastrophe is successful or not."

Luo Wei asked angrily, "What if it doesn't work?"

Zhong Dajiang replied solemnly: "Either the spirit of the weapon will be annihilated by itself, or the spirit of the weapon and the weapon will perish together."

The corner of Luo Wei's mouth twitched: "Dare to love, my ending is either to disappear completely, or to be with that damned stick in the box for life and life, that's what it means!"

Zhong Dajiang's expression suddenly changed when he heard the words: "Damn, why did I just remember, I'm dead, I'm dead!" Following the words, he picked up the box containing the golden lotus stick with one hand, and pinched Luo Wei, a transparent thumb, with the other. Kick the door and run out.

Luo Wei looked bewildered: "Hand loose, I'm about to be crushed to death by you before the others die!"

Zhong Dajiang asked while running: "When you came, you were in the combination state of the staff. Think about it quickly, are you closer to the lower half of the stick or the upper half of the stick?"