Classic Villain Rescue Station
Chapter 477 Special male public relations, commonly known as duck, nicknamed young master
"Jiawen...let's get married, Yu Bo...this book is not good, Gu Haichuan...you actually want to kill me!"
Luo Wei pondered for a while, and started to brainstorm with a huge brain circuit.
However, Hua Chong was already one step ahead, and basically revealed the answer in front of him: "Jiang Xun has a good buddy named Yu Bo, and a girlfriend Fang Jiawen who is about to get married. You should know these two. As for Another Gu Haichuan, Fang Jiawen's ex-boyfriend, has been hiding the fact that he has a history of hereditary mental illness. Later this matter was discovered, and the two of them naturally couldn't talk anymore, but it seems that this Gu Haichuan is not He planned to give up, because of this Jiang Xun had several conflicts with him, but fortunately this is a veteran, and his skills are quite good, which made Gu Haichuan fearful and dare not pester him again."
Since Fang Jiawen was the first batch of female members of Yuan Sanqian Matchmaking Club to successfully match since she took over, and it was her pioneering work to participate in the blind date salon, Luo Wei still had a deep impression of her.It's no wonder that this girl's appearance and conditions are not bad, and she doesn't have too strict requirements for the other half. She has a good temper and personality, but she is still single, and the most obvious thing when filling out the information is to ask the man to be "honest, reliable, A sense of security, it’s best to have some skills.” Obviously, both she and the suitors around her were probably scared by this psychotic ex-boyfriend.
These additions further confirmed Luo Wei's brain supplement. Most likely, although Gu Haichuan did not give up, he could only bear it because of Jiang Xun.But it's not a problem to hold back, the more you hold back, the easier it is to explode. When he learned that the two were about to get married, he finally couldn't bear it anymore, so he drove Jiang Xun across the road.As for why this buddy Yu Bo is so special to him, it’s because Jiang Xuncai came on a blind date because of his matchmaking. Regarding the book that he has been thinking about so much that he can’t even forget it in his sleep, if he doesn’t keep it right, it’s a bloody book stalk, but that’s the point. I need to follow Yu Bo Tan Tan Feng in person.
Luo Wei had some clues about this matter, made a gesture of surprise, but immediately turned his face and said to Li Gui: "Why are you standing there, he has finished talking, why don't you hurry up and take it down!"
Although Li Gui hadn't figured out what happened, he was obedient. It's a pity that his reaction was too fast. In the blink of an eye, this guy had already rushed to a safe corner, angrily yelling at Luo Wei: " You are so unjust, how can you beat a monk after reading the scriptures."
Luo Wei crossed his arms: "It's really flexible enough to reach out, why don't you just walk away and stay and wait for the New Year?"
Hua Chong imitated Luo Wei's posture, and said very bachelorly: "Leaving here, I can't even eat and live. I might as well go back to my hometown and squat."
Luo Wei complained: "Aren't you so happy that you are like a fish in water? Why, and when you are a butterfly?"
Hua Chong looked indescribable: "Surviving here with you is a difficult rhythm for thieves. The robbers are already very aggrieved. There are people everywhere. It is not easy to find a suitable place to rob. It is more convenient to stay up until midnight. Let's start, there are still small cars with red and blue lights flashing around on the road, even if you look for a chance to avoid the sight of the driver, the fat sheep who is watching has a mobile phone, and the speed of calling the police is faster than that of hard-working light kung fu. "
"Snitches and pickpockets are even more unlucky. Let's talk about pickpockets first. The big fat sheep who are well-dressed are sitting in the small car, and they pass in front of you with a whoosh. They don't meet you at all. They can only develop ordinary fat sheep. The pockets of Fat Sheep are cleaner than their faces. It is said that all the money is stored in the mobile phone, and there is no big guy on him. If there is any, it is all from this card or that card. No. Pickpockets are no good. Snitches break into the head office, ah bah, there are cameras everywhere in places where people live. The most annoying thing is that you like to gather dozens of families here to live together. If you want to break into one, you can’t keep them all. There are neighbors who saw it as soon as they looked up. Being a snitch is the most patient profession, and you often need to be patient and squat until the fat sheep go to bed. Few people are night owls, the Snitch squatted in the corner until he fell asleep, he was still jumping around, and he would not stop until dawn."
Listening to Hua Chong's laments, it's quite an experience!This guy must have been driven by poverty, and planned to be a guest in another branch, but he was slapped in the face, and he couldn't do anything at the end, which made Luo Wei feel sympathetic to him for no reason: "Don't be too discouraged Well, isn’t there still some local thieves, maybe this business can work!”
"Ah, bah, thieves are all technical streamers, relying on craftsmanship, local thieves are licking their faces and joining our business, what can they have, no matter how bad I am, I will never become a low-level thief who digs food out of the soil."
"It's not easy in any line of work. It's the same root, so why be too anxious, 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don't bully local thieves!"
"Oh, even if local thieves can work here, this, this, this, I can't find a suitable place to attack right now?"
"Fuck you!" It's not that Ganqing doesn't want to do this, but that he hasn't gotten the chance yet, "I think you should do your old job!"
"To tell you the truth, the girls on your side are beautiful when they are beautiful, and they are refreshing when they are cool. After they are done, there is only emptiness and loneliness left. Nine of the ten beauties can get started as soon as they are teased, eight of them are better at teasing than me, and seven of them are more advanced than me. The more wild the teasing, the more I almost couldn't stand it, anyway, there is no one who is shy, and there is no sense of challenge and sense of accomplishment."
Luo Wei really wanted to represent the vast number of otaku compatriots, so he said maliciously: "Then let me give you an idea. For those young, beautiful and temperamental women, you don't have to make any decisions. You can find some gorgeously dressed and wealthy women, but they will go to the court." For older single women, the uglier the better, the hungrier the better, keeping them challenging and exciting. What’s more, in addition to the challenges and excitement, there will be additional gains, just relying on your beauty, It’s easy to keep tens of thousands and hundreds of thousands of minutes.”
Hua Chong's eyes lit up first, and he pinched his chin and thought about it for a moment, the more he thought about it, the worse it became: "You are uneasy and kind, why does this sound so much like Sister Yao?"
Luo Wei hurriedly waved his hands: "How is it possible, Sister Yao must be a girl. The profession I am talking about is called a special male public relations here, commonly known as a duck, and nicknamed young master!"
Hua Chong was turned upside down by these words. On the one hand, Luo Wei was so hurt because he really didn't want to see him, and on the other hand, he also meant to test him.Unexpectedly, although Hua Chong was flushed with anger, he left without shaking his sleeves. After a long time, he said with a calm face: "Anyway, I have no interest in staying here. You can either send me back or you have to be responsible." Let me live comfortably."
Luo Wei said angrily, "Why?"
Hua Chong raised his eyebrows: "Do you want to know where the original Ximen Qing is?"
Luo Wei's eyelids couldn't help twitching: "You mean..."
Hua Chong continued: "When our station chief explained to the King of Xiangyang in private, I accidentally overheard it. The reason why we chose to stay here later is more or less relying on Ximen Qing's hand at that time. The seven women in your villa meant to turn against each other. It’s just that they didn’t know that there was a relationship between Jiang Xun and Ximen Qing after he became Ximen Qing.”
"Who was the original Ximen Qing?"
"So you agree to my terms?"
"agreed."
"Ximen Qing is Chen Qiwa from Chenjiagou on Baize Island."
Luo Wei was stunned for a moment, and when he heard the name, he was not a sophisticated person, but although Chenjiagou was not big, there were six or seven hundred people, so he subconsciously asked, "Do you know who Chen Qiwa is?"
Hua Chong shrugged: "I already know the name, but the King of Xiangyang should have a clue."
Lu Bu continued: "Didn't we bring Chen Xu, just ask him later."
"That," a weak voice came from the door, and everyone turned their heads to look. It turned out that Zhang Yang didn't know when he came in, and he didn't know how much he had heard.Zhang Yang bit his lip and hesitated for a moment, and finally made up his mind to say, "Chen Qiwa is Brother Seven's name." Thinking that everyone didn't understand, he emphasized, "Brother Seven, that's Chen Xu!"
"Fuck!" "No way!" "There is such a coincidence!" A series of emotions came out one after another.
Luo Wei breathed a sigh of relief: "If it's really him, things will be easy," and then complained, "Chen Xu's parents are quite creative, they chose the first name and the second name in reverse."
Zhang Yang shook his head: "No, I heard that when Seventh Brother was very young, his family had a traffic accident while traveling, and he was the only one who survived and was sent back to the village. After that, he grew up eating a lot of food. Originally , the family should have been given a name, but the adults are all dead, and Seventh Brother doesn’t remember anything. People in the village are used to only calling him nicknames, and no one wants to help him change it, so until he is an adult, The name Chen Qiwa is used in all his materials. The name Chen Xu was picked up by himself in order to print his business card after he came out to do business, but the certificate has not been changed.”
Lu Bu asked, "Where's Chen Xuren? Didn't he run away while we were busy?"
Luo Wei said: "No, Uncle Liu is watching him. The two of them are in charge of blocking the security guards around, in case they hear the news and come to investigate."
Hearing this, Li Gui ran out of the yard, looked around and ran back: "I didn't see anyone around, where did I go to stop it?"
Hua Chong swished out: "I know this place well, I'll help you catch them back."
Now Luo Wei finally has the mind to pay attention to the other three defeated generals. Looking at the little pestilence in Lu Bu's hands, Xu Chang and the sick Tai Sui Zhang Hua in Wei Yan's hands, you can tell what kind of virtue these two guys are just by their nicknames Now, the former's complexion is several shades more sallow than Wen Chou who looks like he has jaundice, while the latter's face is not only pale, but even his lips are as pale as if he had just drunk eight catties of mature vinegar.
These two were thin and small, as if they could be blown away by a gust of wind, and with Lu Bu and Wei Yan behind them, they were as weak and helpless as little chickens under the paws of the big eagle.What's more troublesome is that their eyes were slack, their limbs were limp, and their spirits were listless. Luo Wei didn't even respond to several questions.
"What's going on with them?"
Wei Yan replied: "When we rushed in just now, these two teamed up to lay an ambush in the yard, and were slapped to the ground by Brother Lu. Then Brother Lu sent them a set of spirals to go to the sky for a swim. Passed out, just woke up now, probably still in a daze."
Luo Wei was speechless, so he could only look at the great sage Deng Che, who was being cut backwards by Wen Chou, pressed against the wall, and still struggling desperately there.Seeing his vicious look of wanting to eat people, he didn't dare to get too close, looked at his profile from a few steps away and asked, "Are you Deng Che?"
Deng Che was probably exhausted from struggling, so he simply stopped moving. He let his right cheek and half of his mouth be pressed against the wall. After taking a few breaths, he answered rather awkwardly: "Who are you?"
Ganqing has been tossing around for a long time, only with his skills, but without his ears!
"Hehe, it's the first time we meet, I'm Luo Wei."
Luo Wei pondered for a while, and started to brainstorm with a huge brain circuit.
However, Hua Chong was already one step ahead, and basically revealed the answer in front of him: "Jiang Xun has a good buddy named Yu Bo, and a girlfriend Fang Jiawen who is about to get married. You should know these two. As for Another Gu Haichuan, Fang Jiawen's ex-boyfriend, has been hiding the fact that he has a history of hereditary mental illness. Later this matter was discovered, and the two of them naturally couldn't talk anymore, but it seems that this Gu Haichuan is not He planned to give up, because of this Jiang Xun had several conflicts with him, but fortunately this is a veteran, and his skills are quite good, which made Gu Haichuan fearful and dare not pester him again."
Since Fang Jiawen was the first batch of female members of Yuan Sanqian Matchmaking Club to successfully match since she took over, and it was her pioneering work to participate in the blind date salon, Luo Wei still had a deep impression of her.It's no wonder that this girl's appearance and conditions are not bad, and she doesn't have too strict requirements for the other half. She has a good temper and personality, but she is still single, and the most obvious thing when filling out the information is to ask the man to be "honest, reliable, A sense of security, it’s best to have some skills.” Obviously, both she and the suitors around her were probably scared by this psychotic ex-boyfriend.
These additions further confirmed Luo Wei's brain supplement. Most likely, although Gu Haichuan did not give up, he could only bear it because of Jiang Xun.But it's not a problem to hold back, the more you hold back, the easier it is to explode. When he learned that the two were about to get married, he finally couldn't bear it anymore, so he drove Jiang Xun across the road.As for why this buddy Yu Bo is so special to him, it’s because Jiang Xuncai came on a blind date because of his matchmaking. Regarding the book that he has been thinking about so much that he can’t even forget it in his sleep, if he doesn’t keep it right, it’s a bloody book stalk, but that’s the point. I need to follow Yu Bo Tan Tan Feng in person.
Luo Wei had some clues about this matter, made a gesture of surprise, but immediately turned his face and said to Li Gui: "Why are you standing there, he has finished talking, why don't you hurry up and take it down!"
Although Li Gui hadn't figured out what happened, he was obedient. It's a pity that his reaction was too fast. In the blink of an eye, this guy had already rushed to a safe corner, angrily yelling at Luo Wei: " You are so unjust, how can you beat a monk after reading the scriptures."
Luo Wei crossed his arms: "It's really flexible enough to reach out, why don't you just walk away and stay and wait for the New Year?"
Hua Chong imitated Luo Wei's posture, and said very bachelorly: "Leaving here, I can't even eat and live. I might as well go back to my hometown and squat."
Luo Wei complained: "Aren't you so happy that you are like a fish in water? Why, and when you are a butterfly?"
Hua Chong looked indescribable: "Surviving here with you is a difficult rhythm for thieves. The robbers are already very aggrieved. There are people everywhere. It is not easy to find a suitable place to rob. It is more convenient to stay up until midnight. Let's start, there are still small cars with red and blue lights flashing around on the road, even if you look for a chance to avoid the sight of the driver, the fat sheep who is watching has a mobile phone, and the speed of calling the police is faster than that of hard-working light kung fu. "
"Snitches and pickpockets are even more unlucky. Let's talk about pickpockets first. The big fat sheep who are well-dressed are sitting in the small car, and they pass in front of you with a whoosh. They don't meet you at all. They can only develop ordinary fat sheep. The pockets of Fat Sheep are cleaner than their faces. It is said that all the money is stored in the mobile phone, and there is no big guy on him. If there is any, it is all from this card or that card. No. Pickpockets are no good. Snitches break into the head office, ah bah, there are cameras everywhere in places where people live. The most annoying thing is that you like to gather dozens of families here to live together. If you want to break into one, you can’t keep them all. There are neighbors who saw it as soon as they looked up. Being a snitch is the most patient profession, and you often need to be patient and squat until the fat sheep go to bed. Few people are night owls, the Snitch squatted in the corner until he fell asleep, he was still jumping around, and he would not stop until dawn."
Listening to Hua Chong's laments, it's quite an experience!This guy must have been driven by poverty, and planned to be a guest in another branch, but he was slapped in the face, and he couldn't do anything at the end, which made Luo Wei feel sympathetic to him for no reason: "Don't be too discouraged Well, isn’t there still some local thieves, maybe this business can work!”
"Ah, bah, thieves are all technical streamers, relying on craftsmanship, local thieves are licking their faces and joining our business, what can they have, no matter how bad I am, I will never become a low-level thief who digs food out of the soil."
"It's not easy in any line of work. It's the same root, so why be too anxious, 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don't bully local thieves!"
"Oh, even if local thieves can work here, this, this, this, I can't find a suitable place to attack right now?"
"Fuck you!" It's not that Ganqing doesn't want to do this, but that he hasn't gotten the chance yet, "I think you should do your old job!"
"To tell you the truth, the girls on your side are beautiful when they are beautiful, and they are refreshing when they are cool. After they are done, there is only emptiness and loneliness left. Nine of the ten beauties can get started as soon as they are teased, eight of them are better at teasing than me, and seven of them are more advanced than me. The more wild the teasing, the more I almost couldn't stand it, anyway, there is no one who is shy, and there is no sense of challenge and sense of accomplishment."
Luo Wei really wanted to represent the vast number of otaku compatriots, so he said maliciously: "Then let me give you an idea. For those young, beautiful and temperamental women, you don't have to make any decisions. You can find some gorgeously dressed and wealthy women, but they will go to the court." For older single women, the uglier the better, the hungrier the better, keeping them challenging and exciting. What’s more, in addition to the challenges and excitement, there will be additional gains, just relying on your beauty, It’s easy to keep tens of thousands and hundreds of thousands of minutes.”
Hua Chong's eyes lit up first, and he pinched his chin and thought about it for a moment, the more he thought about it, the worse it became: "You are uneasy and kind, why does this sound so much like Sister Yao?"
Luo Wei hurriedly waved his hands: "How is it possible, Sister Yao must be a girl. The profession I am talking about is called a special male public relations here, commonly known as a duck, and nicknamed young master!"
Hua Chong was turned upside down by these words. On the one hand, Luo Wei was so hurt because he really didn't want to see him, and on the other hand, he also meant to test him.Unexpectedly, although Hua Chong was flushed with anger, he left without shaking his sleeves. After a long time, he said with a calm face: "Anyway, I have no interest in staying here. You can either send me back or you have to be responsible." Let me live comfortably."
Luo Wei said angrily, "Why?"
Hua Chong raised his eyebrows: "Do you want to know where the original Ximen Qing is?"
Luo Wei's eyelids couldn't help twitching: "You mean..."
Hua Chong continued: "When our station chief explained to the King of Xiangyang in private, I accidentally overheard it. The reason why we chose to stay here later is more or less relying on Ximen Qing's hand at that time. The seven women in your villa meant to turn against each other. It’s just that they didn’t know that there was a relationship between Jiang Xun and Ximen Qing after he became Ximen Qing.”
"Who was the original Ximen Qing?"
"So you agree to my terms?"
"agreed."
"Ximen Qing is Chen Qiwa from Chenjiagou on Baize Island."
Luo Wei was stunned for a moment, and when he heard the name, he was not a sophisticated person, but although Chenjiagou was not big, there were six or seven hundred people, so he subconsciously asked, "Do you know who Chen Qiwa is?"
Hua Chong shrugged: "I already know the name, but the King of Xiangyang should have a clue."
Lu Bu continued: "Didn't we bring Chen Xu, just ask him later."
"That," a weak voice came from the door, and everyone turned their heads to look. It turned out that Zhang Yang didn't know when he came in, and he didn't know how much he had heard.Zhang Yang bit his lip and hesitated for a moment, and finally made up his mind to say, "Chen Qiwa is Brother Seven's name." Thinking that everyone didn't understand, he emphasized, "Brother Seven, that's Chen Xu!"
"Fuck!" "No way!" "There is such a coincidence!" A series of emotions came out one after another.
Luo Wei breathed a sigh of relief: "If it's really him, things will be easy," and then complained, "Chen Xu's parents are quite creative, they chose the first name and the second name in reverse."
Zhang Yang shook his head: "No, I heard that when Seventh Brother was very young, his family had a traffic accident while traveling, and he was the only one who survived and was sent back to the village. After that, he grew up eating a lot of food. Originally , the family should have been given a name, but the adults are all dead, and Seventh Brother doesn’t remember anything. People in the village are used to only calling him nicknames, and no one wants to help him change it, so until he is an adult, The name Chen Qiwa is used in all his materials. The name Chen Xu was picked up by himself in order to print his business card after he came out to do business, but the certificate has not been changed.”
Lu Bu asked, "Where's Chen Xuren? Didn't he run away while we were busy?"
Luo Wei said: "No, Uncle Liu is watching him. The two of them are in charge of blocking the security guards around, in case they hear the news and come to investigate."
Hearing this, Li Gui ran out of the yard, looked around and ran back: "I didn't see anyone around, where did I go to stop it?"
Hua Chong swished out: "I know this place well, I'll help you catch them back."
Now Luo Wei finally has the mind to pay attention to the other three defeated generals. Looking at the little pestilence in Lu Bu's hands, Xu Chang and the sick Tai Sui Zhang Hua in Wei Yan's hands, you can tell what kind of virtue these two guys are just by their nicknames Now, the former's complexion is several shades more sallow than Wen Chou who looks like he has jaundice, while the latter's face is not only pale, but even his lips are as pale as if he had just drunk eight catties of mature vinegar.
These two were thin and small, as if they could be blown away by a gust of wind, and with Lu Bu and Wei Yan behind them, they were as weak and helpless as little chickens under the paws of the big eagle.What's more troublesome is that their eyes were slack, their limbs were limp, and their spirits were listless. Luo Wei didn't even respond to several questions.
"What's going on with them?"
Wei Yan replied: "When we rushed in just now, these two teamed up to lay an ambush in the yard, and were slapped to the ground by Brother Lu. Then Brother Lu sent them a set of spirals to go to the sky for a swim. Passed out, just woke up now, probably still in a daze."
Luo Wei was speechless, so he could only look at the great sage Deng Che, who was being cut backwards by Wen Chou, pressed against the wall, and still struggling desperately there.Seeing his vicious look of wanting to eat people, he didn't dare to get too close, looked at his profile from a few steps away and asked, "Are you Deng Che?"
Deng Che was probably exhausted from struggling, so he simply stopped moving. He let his right cheek and half of his mouth be pressed against the wall. After taking a few breaths, he answered rather awkwardly: "Who are you?"
Ganqing has been tossing around for a long time, only with his skills, but without his ears!
"Hehe, it's the first time we meet, I'm Luo Wei."
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