Classic Villain Rescue Station

The audience roared with laughter, Luo Wei's black line, it's impossible not to talk, so he had to walk up to the stage in two steps, and took the microphone from Sun Luban: "Say something, I'm the most real person, so what, Has everyone received the year-end bonus?"

Everyone replied: "Got it!"

"It's good if you get it, otherwise, I'll have to criticize our personnel and finances. Well, since you have money, let's have a good year!" After finishing speaking, he was ready to step down.

Everyone said in unison: "What about next year?"

Hearing this, Luo Wei had no choice but to raise the microphone again: "Naturally, I will work hard next year, work hard to get promoted and raise my salary, and I will receive a bigger year-end bonus later!"

Everyone booed again: "Cut—!"

After Luo Wei finished speaking, he threw the microphone back to Sun Luban like a bomb, and ran off the stage as if flying.

Earl Ying on the stage was quite embarrassed by this development, while Sun Luban looked at the so-called host process script and said angrily: "Brother Wei, why are you running, and you need to announce the lighting of the bonfire!"

Luo Wei rolled his eyes: "Hurry up and order it, don't you see that everyone is eager to see it?"

As the crackling bonfire slowly burned, the cold square in front of the temple also melted with warmth.Sun Luban probably found some fun in the process of beating Luo Wei, and when Earl Ying spoke again, his big eyes flickered, and his eyeballs rolled around and wandered around.

At this moment, most people's eyes are focused on the bonfire and the grill, and only a small part of them are still listening to Earl Ying's nagging: "Thank you Brother Wei for your wonderful speech. In the past year, Bichi The holiday resort, as well as the sister units Yan Ruyu Bar and Yuan Sanqian Matchmaking Club work together, and the employees in each position shine..."

Li Gui shouted angrily from the bottom: "You are so stupid, those of us who came later don't seem to be shining much!"

Earl Ying glared at him directly: "Okay, the opportunity to shine has come, let's ask Li Gui to throw bricks and attract jade for the first show!"

Li Gui was immediately depressed when he heard the words: "Didn't I just tell the truth, why did I become cannon fodder?"

Not to mention, Sun Luban, who held back his bad idea for a long time, followed up with the knife: "Performance is necessary, but tonight we have to perform in a different way. Xiaoying and I are the starters. We should be rewarded for our performance. If it’s not good, you will be punished. Also, our impromptu performance also needs three rules. First, the next performer needs to be appointed by the roll call of the previous performance, and it can be discussed, but there is no excuse if there is no agreement; second, the performance that is called Third, performers are not allowed to choose a field that is well-known to others, for example, I cannot perform martial arts, Mr. Xuan He is not allowed to write and draw, high standards are not allowed to play football, etc. "

Everyone said it was good.

As the brick that was thrown out, Li Gui was tangled up now, and after being surrounded by a group of people and pushed onto the stage, he scratched his head: "I don't think I have any well-known skills!"

Yelu Dehua booed from below: "Why not, although you are not very good, but you are also considered a warrior, and you must not be able to perform kung fu."

Li Gui gave him a hard look, and then said: "Then I don't know anything, or, I'll tell you a joke!"

For a brick, the people did not have too strict requirements, and they all expressed their all ears.

Li Gui looked around and found that there were two piles of bonfires that were not on the grill. The nuns of Shuiyue Temple were sitting around one after another, so he had an idea: "One day in the future, our Master Jingxu of Shuiyue Temple suddenly With a slap in the face, he planned to open an online store to sell fake and shoddy Feng Shui ornaments. Little master Zhizhen and Zhixian felt that it was not good to deceive people like this, and they couldn't openly fight against their own masters, so they encouraged little masters Zhishan and Zhixian Together, the masters planned to make trippers bring down the online store. Therefore, they tried their best to drag the time as much as possible every time they took orders. In the most serious case, the customers had to wait for two and a half months to get the goods. The four little masters were heartbroken. I thought, in this way, the online store must have a lot of negative reviews, and it will face bankruptcy at any time, so that the master will not have to commit crimes. But I never expected that the business of this store not only did not collapse, but it is getting better and better, and even the comment section All of them received rave reviews. The four little masters couldn’t understand, so they went to ask the master for advice. Master Jingxu was so unpredictable, he just clicked out the automatic reply of the system he set up to show them. Our nunnery is planning a good day and auspicious day for you to deliver the goods. If you are sincere, you need to wait patiently, so as to settle down in the house and pass the official fortune.'...Ha...hahaha...hahaha..."

Quack, quack...the whole audience was filled with crows, not to mention the faces of the Shuiyue Nunnery headed by the four little nuns Zhizhen, Zhizhi, Zhixian, and Zhishan, and the old nun Jingxu seemed to have eaten flies. .

The scene was awkward, and Earl Ying hurriedly smoothed things over: "This joke is so cold, can everyone let him go?"

"cannot!"

"then what should we do?"

"another one!"

Li Gui was still intoxicated by his own cold jokes, and when he heard that he was asked to say something, he suddenly became emotional: "Then I will say something more." One evening, Mr. Xia suddenly announced that he would hold a meeting in Hanfang Pavilion. The unique big eater competition requires all employees to participate, and the top ten will get rich prizes. The competition is over, and the ten big eaters headed by Xiaopang are excitedly discussing what kind of rich prizes will be. Because of my special Curious, so I went to secretly check Mr. Xia's tone first, but she sighed and said, "To be honest, our business in the villa has not been good recently. Brother Wei decided to lay off employees, but I really don't know who to lay off, so Wei My brother gave me an idea, whoever eats too much will be cut.'...Ha...haha...hahaha..."

Whoosh, whoosh... A gust of cold wind blew across the audience, this time Luo Wei's face turned black.

Earl Ying had no choice but to continue smoothing things over: "I said Comrade Xiao Li, can't you say something other than cold jokes, and you have already said twice that you have closed down during the Chinese New Year. Do you think you should be punished? he?"

"It should be punished!"

"How should I be punished?"

Li Gui probably said that he was addicted, so he raised the microphone and said, "Just punish me to say another paragraph, there is a cowhide king who is about to die..."

"Boom..." Amidst the booing of the crowd, Sun Luban directly kicked Li Gui off the stage.

Earl Ying wiped his sweat and said, "Well, please pay attention to the atmosphere of the next performance, today is the New Year's Eve, don't be so inauspicious!"

Just as Sun Luban kicked the man away, he waved at Li Gui again: "Comrade Xiao Li, you haven't appointed the next performer yet!"

Li Gui snorted, and just as he was about to point his finger at Sun Luban, he felt the oncoming bursts of murderous aura: "You can think about it, if I don't deal with people before the Lantern Festival, I will keep my money and interest afterward." Nine out of thirteen return to one count."

Li Gui's hands trembled when he heard the words, and after going around half a circle, he landed on Yelu Dehua.

Yelu Dehua was carefully removing the grilled fish from the stick, when he heard this, he was taken aback: "Why is it my turn all of a sudden?"

Princess Tianshou on the side said: "Who told you to talk too much, and classified him as a warrior."

Yelu Dehua sighed: "Okay, wait until we turn around, let's take revenge again!" After finishing speaking, he patted his buttocks and stood up, clasping fists at the other Eleven Obsidian Generals of Daliao, "Let us eleven Yao Xing will give everyone a big chorus together!"

So, apart from Princess Tianshou, 11 people together with their master Yeluhui came to the stage one after another.

Standing on the stage, Yelu Dehua said: "Why don't we sing "Great China" for everyone!"

Yeluhui on the side took a step forward and waved at Song Huizong: "Mr. Xuanhe, please sing this song together!"

This call took on the main theme in seconds, and the people of Daliao sang "Great China".A group of old literary and art youths pushed and shoved each other, and finally said that they did not take advantage of others in terms of numbers. Song Huizong led 11 people including Cai Jing, Tong Guan, Gao Qiu, and Yang Jian to the right of the Eleven Star General.

Earl Ying stood at the front to help direct, and waved his hand: "Ready—all!"

The military generals and the literary and art youths broke their voices: "We all have a family named Huaxia. There are many brothers and sisters. The scenery is also good. There are two dragons coiled in the house, which are the Yangtze River and the Yellow River..."

The surrounding audience fell down one after another, it was so ugly!It's not that the singing is bad, the main reason is that I met a bunch of amateurs, and without accompaniment, 22 people sang 11 kinds of tunes without saying anything, and there are many people who forgot and wrong words.This group of people do their own thing and sing beautifully. How did they do it?
It was so easy for them to finish singing, and Yelu Dehua handpicked Smart to perform on stage.

Luo Wei looked at a group of booing and booing guys quite absently, feeling like he missed something.

Zhi Zhi's reaction was indifferent, and she led half of the little nuns of Shuiyue Nunnery to the stage.The attributes of these little nuns are actually not easy to define. If counted according to those led by Zhixian and Zhishan, what they cannot perform is martial arts; if counted according to those led by Zhizhen and Zhishan, they cannot perform cooking.

Fortunately, what Chih-hsien wants to perform does not match these things. Everyone saw that Zhixian and Zhishan took out colorful rubber bands from their pockets. That’s right, these little nuns actually wanted to perform jumping rubber bands for the big guys. Jaw dropped.

This group of little girls obviously didn't look like an impromptu performance, because after the rubber bands were tightened, they all found a place to stand still, and after a while, the background music started.The little nuns sang and recited to the music, their feet moving like butterflies wearing flowers.

"At noon on the day of hoeing, the sweat dripped into the soil, who knew that the food on the plate was all hard work...there were a few plum branches in the corner, and Ling Han bloomed alone, knowing that it was not snow, because there was a faint fragrance... the small river was splashing. , my sister and I went to pick flowers, my sister picked a lot, I only picked a small handful, my sister got big red flowers, and I got a golden baby; the leaves on the tree were rustling, my sister and I went to pick flowers, my sister picked Anise and a half, I picked a Malan flower...Malan flower, Malan flower, not afraid of wind and rain, hardworking people are talking, please bloom immediately...Little ball, round and round, Malan flower 21, two Five six, two five seven, two eight two nine 31, three five six, three five seven, three eight three nine 41..."

The singing voice of the girls is like a string of jingling silver bells, the bouncing figure is like a cheerful bunny, and the movements of their feet are like flying butterflies. in the dreams of children.

Li Gui offended people because of his continuous cold jokes, so he was not popular at the moment, so he had to sit with Jia Yucun, a good man, and only listened to him muttering: "They just spent their energy watching this show." Yes, when is the show scheduled?"

Jia Yucun patted him on the shoulder: "Ann, you've already acted, you can watch the show and eat in a down-to-earth manner."

But it didn't take long before he was slapped in the face. After the little nuns in Shuiyue Temple had finished their performance, Zhizhi panted slightly and appointed the next performer: "Comrade Li Gui, please come on stage again, but don't let the cold jokes he performed before come on stage." Say it again!"