Classic Villain Rescue Station

Ke Chang just hunched over, holding a box of apples, and let the fruit stall owner scold him without saying a word.

The peacock man kicked over the bad apples that were put aside, and picked up one at random, amazed: "I said Wang Laoguo, I don't want you to be so deceitful, isn't this kind of rotten apple with green hairs on it?" Is it also broken by others?"

The owner of the fruit stall named Wang Laoguo raised his eyes immediately: "Little turtle, what's the matter with you between Grandpa and me, Kochen, tell me, did you drop that box of apples?" Rotten?"

Ke Chang looked between the two ends dully, frowned and nodded hard: "It's all my fault, I will definitely pay for it."

When Wang Laoguo heard the words, he suddenly started trembling, and patted Ke Chang's shoulder in relief, and the successful thief said with a smile: "I don't cheat you, a box of apples sells for 80, and we are all acquaintances." , I will give you a 70% discount for the one that was broken by you, and then erase the change, counting you 70 yuan, counting the 670 yuan, you already owe me [-] yuan, this money, as usual, put it on the account, don't rush Also, grandpa treats you well!"

Ke Chang counted with his fingers for a long time and still seemed at a loss, but he still bowed deeply: "Thank you, Grandpa Wang."

Wang Laoguo laughed: "You're welcome, you're welcome, the broken box, you should tidy it up quickly, and take it home when you're done, it's enough for you to eat for a while."

On the one hand, the peacock man was full of disgust, on the other hand he was still angry, and smashed the green hairy apple on Ke Chang's head without any hassle: "Eat, eat, eat you, you bear, you are so ugly It can still be popular, but labor and management take a lot of time and money, just want to squeeze into the Internet celebrity circle for a while, but the result is all in vain, why is it so difficult for labor and management to do what you, a fool, can do ..."

Luo Wei looked at the young man with doubts on his face, and saw him shrug his shoulders: "This guy set up a live account on the Chegulu platform. In order to increase popularity, he spent money to find someone to help promote it, and he also spent money to find famous The anchor helped to make him popular, but it’s a pity, whether he is popular or not depends on fate. It turned out to be a good thing, but he became popular in a short time, which directly set him off as a joke, and this narrow-minded person will hold grudges from now on.”

Luo Wei probably understands the mentality of the peacock boy. He has always been neighbors with Xueba and Xueba. Study hard like the tyrant brother, or you will be as useless as the scumbag brother in the future." But once you set foot in the society, the scumbag turned around and became the big boss, while the scumbag became the big boss with three or four dollars a month. A small employee with a salary of a thousand deaths.Under such circumstances, the neighbor's aunt came to fan the flames again: "What's the use of studying like a scumbag brother? Such a child is destined to be worthless. Look at the scumbag brother who is a real smart person. Winner."

The peacock man must have really gotten angry, and he kicked the scattered apple boxes to the ground, and the rotten apples rolled all over the ground, which was completely horrible. I saw him exaggerating and screaming: "I told you to eat it. You should eat it, quickly pick it up and eat it, why don't you eat it, eat it for me..."

Just at this time, a few pony boys next to him started to move around, and one of them picked up a rotten apple that had been stepped on twice and had green hairs on it, and approached Ke Chang, grabbed Ke Chang, and went to the apple with a smirk. He put an apple in his mouth.

"Did you hear that, boss treats you to an apple!"

"How is it, is it delicious?"

"Hahaha, have you never eaten such a delicious thing?"

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Lu Bu gritted his teeth and scolded: "These bastards, how dare they insult people like this!"

Luo Wei dragged his chin and began to think: "Uncle Qun asked us to bring chestnut soy milk. I'm afraid this Ke Chang should be a famous person in his previous life."

Lu Bu sneered and said, "If I am reincarnated into such a character in my next life, I might as well die." After finishing speaking, he planned to step forward to help.

Unexpectedly, the oily young man stopped them: "Why, I can't watch it anymore, the best show is yet to come!"

Luo Wei and Lu Bu watched the subsequent development with gloomy faces.

With great difficulty, the three rotten apples were eaten half stuffed and half dropped. The three boys laughed and wiped their juicy paws on Ke Chang's skirt, and retreated behind the peacock man.

Ke Chang got up slowly, touched his arms, legs and cheeks that hurt from being pulled, wiped his mouth clean with his dirty sleeves, and subconsciously licked his sleeves, silly and sincere He smiled and said: "It's delicious, thank you for feeding me, uh, it hurts a little, but you are really good people!"

Luo Wei and Lu Bu were both dumbfounded, and Lu Bu asked in disbelief, "Is he serious?"

Luo Wei spread his hands: "Obviously!"

Lu Bu continued to ask: "You said this kind of temper and brain, which one would it be in the previous life?"

Luo Wei said: "How can two different lives be exactly the same, just like Qiao Yan and Qiao He are Guan Cheng and Guan Hai, Guo Huhu is Wu Song, Fan Jingtian is still Fan Zhishen, and Yang Sheng is Yan Shifan !"

Lu Bu disagreed: "Who knows what the four in history looked like."

Luo Wei continued: "Then Pangpang Dong and Father Mario are both Dong Zhuo!"

Lu Bu still shook his head: "These two are also in another situation, and there is no comparison."

Luo Wei teased jokingly: "Don't be ignorant, this guy's last life was you in history!"

Lu Bu glared angrily: "What nonsense, if you really dare to do this, I will kill this guy myself!"

While the two were talking, the peacock man had already recruited Ke Chang in front of them like a puppy: "I'm sorry, we treat you so well, should you repay us?" Seeing him nodding obediently and desperately, The peacock man smiled viciously, "Then I've been unhappy recently, how can you make me happy?"

Ke Chang tilted his head cutely: "Let me show you a little pig feeding!" After saying that, he knelt down on the ground, ready to push an apple with his nose.

Ma Zijia hurriedly said, "I've performed this before!"

Ke Chang was still lying there, raised his head and thought, "Then I'll show you a bastard turning over!" After that, he lay down completely on his back.

Ma Ziyi said again: "I also performed this last time!"

Ke Chang just lay there, and frowned again: "Then I'll show you a lazy donkey roll!" After speaking, he began to flop on the ground.

Ma Zibing's voice was full of disappointment: "Thanks to my elder brother being so kind to you, can't you think of a new trick to make him happy?"

Now, Ke Chang was really entangled. He knelt down and thought hard for a while, then shook his head in apologetic way: "I really can't think of anything, I'm sorry!"

The peacock man had a mournful face: "It's you who made me unhappy, hey!"

Ma Zijia's eyes suddenly lit up: "Why don't you act like a puppy peeing! I haven't seen this before."

Ma Ziyi pointed to the lamppost not far away: "Don't let big brother down, you just crawl over obediently and perform, big brother will be happy."

Ma Zaibing echoed and explained: "When a puppy urinates, he must climb over it first, sniff at the electric pole, then raise one leg, and throw your calf out. Be sure to aim at it, and urinate as much as possible in one breath. Get higher, the higher the better!"

The peacock man was suddenly excited, and pointed the phone camera at Ke Chang: "Why, hurry up, you said you would repay me, so you can't count your words!"

A group of people roared with excitement.

In the midst of booing and frolicking, Ke Chang didn't realize that he was about to suffer the most severe humiliation this time. After nodding seriously, he crawled hard towards the electric pole.

Luo Wei and Lu Bu's jaws were almost dislocated by this accident, and before they could react for a while, he had already climbed to the side of the electric pole.

A group of people were blushing and laughing happily. Ke Chang thought he was performing well, so he showed a big smile in this direction, and then just lay down on his stomach and started to untie his pants.Seeing that the trousers had fallen to his knees, and the colorful and tattered trousers were exposed, this guy planned to pull down the trousers again.

When another "Kung Fu" sauce appeared in front of everyone, Lu Bu couldn't stand it any longer, and shouted: "You bastard, are you so stupid that you don't even have a sense of shame?"

In fact, Luo Wei has already been filled with righteous indignation, but he wants to see how far the people around him, including the oily young man and his cook, and those people who find money to help them have no bottom line.As a result, they all watched the show cheerfully, and became so indifferent, such a moral decline.

Luo Wei didn't have time to pay attention to these people. Following Lu Bu's attack, he grabbed the Peacock Man first, and grabbed his cell phone into his arms as soon as he stretched out his hand.The peacock man came to his senses all of a sudden, and stretched out his hand to snatch it. Luo Wei was no longer Wuxia Amon at this moment, not to mention that this new mobile phone is really not cheap, and there are probably a lot of "good things" in it. It feels a bit like a mouse-hunter in the hand.

The three horse boys were taken down by Lu Bu's chopping melons and vegetables. At this moment, the other two tables of the local gang also reacted, and rushed over with the wine bottles and folded stools.With Lu Bu's bravery, can he still pay attention to the seven or eight small gangsters in the district? With one arm to block, the folding stool slammed into it broke in response, and Lu Bu stood there motionless, kicking people out of more than a hundred people with one kick. meters, if there were no electric poles blocking the distance, the distance would have tripled at least.With a simple palm, he grabbed the beer bottle that was sneaking up on the side, and with a light force, the opponent's guy came out of his hand, and hit the other person's head with his backhand.

Lu Bu's side was straightforward, but after all, there were so many people that it took some effort.On Luo Wei's side, after the peacock man lost his mobile phone in a face-to-face meeting, the two sides went back and forth a few times without any rules. Skills, relying on the geographical advantages of these tents, ran wildly.

The peacock man didn't forget to pay attention to Lu Bu's side while running, but the more he looked at it, the more fearful he became, and he couldn't help shouting at the oily young man: "Young man, hurry up and call someone for us!"

Luo Wei was taken aback, and remembered the attributes of this group of local gangs. What the hell, this is stepping on a local snake. If more people come here, the trouble will be big.

Seeing that the oily-headed young man struggled for a moment, then ran in the opposite direction, Luo Wei was in a panic, and it was too late to give up on the peacock boy immediately, and Lu Bu was still entangled to death by the remaining horsemen.He is so regretful right now, he knew that Zhang Wenyuan would have to be dragged in if he knew life and death.

Watching the young man with oily head go away, suddenly, a large "cloud" of red, red, blue and blue whirled and drifted towards his back. After a scream, the young man with oily head was knocked down hard up.Looking closely, the "cloud" turned out to be a red and blue snakeskin bag.

The Nine Pocket Elder from the Qianqian Gang clapped his hands to repay his merits, picked up the wine bottle again and took a big gulp, shouting: "Sweet!"