Classic Villain Rescue Station
Chapter 565 How did you stuff it in just now?
Luo Wei was puzzled and said, "It's been a while, why do you need that stuff?"
Gao Ren gave him a blank look: "You and I have made an agreement. When Song Huizong asks about the cause and effect, won't Yang Jian and Li Yan talk about everything? Either give money or not?" Give sugar, you choose one!"
Isn’t this nonsense, is ten thousand yuan comparable to ten yuan, even if the ten yuan has stopped circulation and has a collection value, it can’t be compared, so I gritted my teeth, reached out and dug in the hem of the clothes, and touched the kraft paper envelope , squeezed out the 10 yuan and handed it over.
Gao Ren couldn't help enviously saying: "It's good to travel through the real body, and you can also bring things."
Luo Wei complained from the side: "What's so good, it's not easy for black households, you can't imagine."
At this moment, Li Yan's voice sounded outside: "Mr. Gao, sir, please!"
Gao Ren raised his eyebrows at Luo Wei, and while walking outside, he skillfully rolled the 10 yuan into a roll and held it in his palm.As soon as the door opened, just as he was about to leave, he heard Li Yan continue: "Please also invite this Taoist priest to go there together."
Then let's go, now that he has the help of Taiwei Gao Ren Gao, he actually doesn't have much obsession with seeing Song Huizong, and he can save lollipops if he doesn't see him.He knew the rules, put the lock box under his arm, lowered his head and fell behind a few steps away. When he reached the gate of Dongkua courtyard, Li Yan stopped him. It turned out that Song Huizong didn't summon him at all. Calling yourself here is to be prepared, and if you want to meet someone suddenly, you can call them in immediately.
Luo Wei stood by the door like a door god, and the faint sound of the piano could be heard in his ears. Although he was curious, he could neither sit and wait, nor look around. The plainclothes guards were always paying attention to the movement here Woolen cloth.
It wasn't until Luo Wei's feet were numb that Li Yan ran out again, and his attitude changed 180 degrees. Although it was far from flattering, it was also more polite.I just heard him say: "My husband is here to invite you."
Luo Wei followed Li Yan and quickly entered the Dongkua courtyard. Not to mention, this courtyard is quiet and elegant, with gurgling clear springs swimming in it, just one step across the half-foot-deep Qingxi, and three miniature stones with different styles were built on it. The open-carved pine, bamboo and plum on the railings and the embossed pine, bamboo and plum on the bridge make the whole stone bridge look like a delicate handicraft.The small courtyard is mainly made of bamboo, the bamboo is planted, the fence is bamboo, the tables, chairs and benches are bamboo, and even the only three rooms are bamboo houses.
Entering the yard, I found that the sound of the piano had stopped at some point. After bypassing a large clump of bamboo, the scenery of the lake and mountains hidden in the stone rockery of Taihu Lake came into view. Among the beautiful scenery, Gao Ren was quiet. Not far away is a painting case and a guqin emitting smoke. The painting case is complete with four treasures in the study, and a pair of jade men are standing in front of the case admiring a work on the case.That's right, although both of them were dressed in men's clothes, one of them was tall and thin, with gentle eyebrows and long eyes, and it could be seen that she was a woman disguised as a man.
As soon as Li Yan entered the door, he stood at a fixed position far away. Luo Wei didn't dare to disturb other people's elegant mood, and stood directly next to Gao Ren, but he was curious. Although Song Huizong was much younger at this time, it was impossible for him I can't recognize it, but who is the woman in the emperor's micro-clothes? The age of the daughter must not match, sister?wife?lover?
Gao Ren obviously knew what Luo Wei was thinking, so he tugged at him, and when he looked over, he introduced with his mouth: "Mr. Li."
Wow, Li Shishi, the legendary No. [-] beauty in the Water Margin!When I think of Master Li Luo Wei, I hate it. Didn’t he go to the Three Kingdoms before? If Emperor Han Ling died early, he would have considered directly trying to sneak into the palace and activate Emperor Han Ling. Come out and see me.
However, it is also very good to meet Li Shishi by chance. In fact, it is quite difficult to describe the beauty of this woman. In terms of facial features and stature, she is the same. Every frown and smile, every move is just right, which makes people feel like a spring breeze, but Luo Wei is stunned by her. The carefully packaged idol style can be seen on her body. Although she is radiant, she is like a flower in a mirror that will disappear at the touch of a touch.
Luo Wei was staring at the beautiful woman in a daze, and suddenly heard Li Yan coughing, he lowered his head in a hurry, not sure if it reminded him not to be presumptuous, or reminded that the person Song Huizong wanted to see was coming.
Regardless of the reason, Song Huizong and Li Shishi had already noticed Luo Wei, and Li Shishi shyly unfolded the folding fan to cover his face, and immediately bowed and said goodbye to the direction of the bamboo house.Song Huizong was as approachable as ever, beckoning to this side: "Mr. Gao, Immortal Master, how about taking a look at this new work?"
Gao Ren hurriedly stepped forward and took a closer look, then respectfully said: "It seems that time stands still, things are forgotten, the distant mountains unfold slowly, and the near water is vast, this landscape is really refreshing, and my master's painting skills have improved again .”
Luo Wei is sure that the original Gao Qiu would not be able to say these words. Didn't Song Huizong cast a surprised look?He didn't see whether the painting skills had improved. Anyway, the masterpiece in front of him was obviously Huizong's old man who imitated the Mount Everest style behind the 10 yuan, and integrated the landscape in front of him into the scroll. That's right, he is not very good at embodying the three-dimensional effect on the paintings.
How can a master like Song Huizong not know what his problem is, but after being flattered for a long time, he suddenly became interested in playing a prank, and then said: "Oh? Tell me, where is Jinyi? Woolen cloth?"
This is so disgusting, Luo Wei didn't hold back, and laughed out loud.Gao Ren put one hand behind his back and made a fist in annoyance, expressing that he would not hold back and be careful to be dealt with. While making small movements, he still said in a bad voice: "I'm not too good, I always feel different from before, as if Gradually developing from a flat drawing to origami, there seems to be a feeling of being able to stand up."
Song Huizong was even more surprised now, and waved 10 yuan: "That's right, this is exactly what Jiangcai realized when he saw this work," he said and waved to Luo Wei, "Immortal The teacher also came to taste and taste, to see if there are any deficiencies."
Well, Gao Ren finished flattering, and if he offends someone next, he has to do it himself, right?Don't say that I don't understand it at all, just look at the level of excitement. Even with the problems I saw just now, it seems that it is not very good to directly say "Your old age is not a star and a half".
Luo Wei pretended to walk up to the painting, his eyes were fixed on the painting, but his mind was thinking quickly, until Song Huizong saw that he was impatient, and snorted coldly at the side: "If you can mention something, I will understand it. What's the harm in rewarding you as a master of painting, if you can't say that you are ugly, it's not too much to punish you for deceiving the emperor!"
What the hell, being an emperor has the right to turn your face faster than turning a book, right? I'm really, really scared!
So, Luo Wei gritted his teeth, opened the lock box, and took out another blue and white corrugated lollipop.Song Huizong was taken aback at first, but he didn't expect that the person in front of him would assassinate the king, so he frowned and his eyes were full of doubts.He only heard Luo Wei holding a strange object and grinning, "Your Majesty, look here, look here, look here!"
Song Huizong originally thought that the other party had brought out some rare thing to please him, but after staring at the blue and white spiral pattern, he couldn't move his eyes away: "This is..."
Li Yan, who was standing far away, already sensed that something was wrong, and was stopped by Gao Ren as soon as he approached, and then angrily scolded: "Marshal Gao, what do you mean?"
Gao Ren happily kept him from approaching, and said, "Don't spoil Mr.'s good deed!"
At this moment, Song Huizong took the initiative to take the wave lollipop, and was seduced by it and sent it directly to his mouth.
Li Yan is really impatient now: "Your Majesty, no, it's poisonous!"
At most, wave lollipops can catch people's minds while people are not prepared. If they encounter a very conflicting situation, they can break free to a large extent. Obviously, poisonous things are a key word that can make people break free.
The thing was on the lips, and Song Huizong's eyes suddenly became clear, and he wanted to throw the thing out.It’s all at this juncture. If you fall short, you offend an emperor, no, it should be said that you want to do something wrong with an emperor. Even if you can escape, it is enough to make you wanted by the whole country until you die. Brother Gao Ren on convenience.
Luo Wei didn't care about that much anymore, he quickly pinched Song Huizong's paw roughly, and stuffed the whole lollipop into the dragon's mouth without hesitation.At the same time, Gao Ren, who had a tacit understanding with Luo Wei, also stopped Li Yan in time, who was about to call for help. However, the legend that someone who slashed a person unconscious with a knife was a lie. : "Come..." The voice finally stopped abruptly when Song Huizong's new work was stuffed into his mouth.
Song Huizong was still struggling to get the candy out of his mouth at first, but Luo Wei was afraid that the medicine would not work, so he kept stopping him, and kept explaining in his mouth: "Take a bite obediently, I promise it's not poisonous, and keep it outside." If you are poisoned to death by so many people, don’t I have to pay for my life too, I’m not stupid!”
Comrade Huizong was angry and annoyed at the moment, but how could his pampered body compare with this guy in front of him, not to mention that his hands were even weaker when he was afraid, and he just let the weird sweet taste melt in his mouth. Open, but did not dare to swallow into the stomach.
At this time, Luo Wei also discovered that Song Huizong's mouth seemed to be stretched to the limit. This piece of lollipop stuck in his mouth was called a piece of porcelain. Saliva wrapped in a sweet fragrance slowly dripped from the gap between the closed lips, and merged with tears and snot, Bentido was in a panic.
He was also quite dumbfounded, shit, how did labor and capital get in just now?
Gao Ren gave him a blank look: "You and I have made an agreement. When Song Huizong asks about the cause and effect, won't Yang Jian and Li Yan talk about everything? Either give money or not?" Give sugar, you choose one!"
Isn’t this nonsense, is ten thousand yuan comparable to ten yuan, even if the ten yuan has stopped circulation and has a collection value, it can’t be compared, so I gritted my teeth, reached out and dug in the hem of the clothes, and touched the kraft paper envelope , squeezed out the 10 yuan and handed it over.
Gao Ren couldn't help enviously saying: "It's good to travel through the real body, and you can also bring things."
Luo Wei complained from the side: "What's so good, it's not easy for black households, you can't imagine."
At this moment, Li Yan's voice sounded outside: "Mr. Gao, sir, please!"
Gao Ren raised his eyebrows at Luo Wei, and while walking outside, he skillfully rolled the 10 yuan into a roll and held it in his palm.As soon as the door opened, just as he was about to leave, he heard Li Yan continue: "Please also invite this Taoist priest to go there together."
Then let's go, now that he has the help of Taiwei Gao Ren Gao, he actually doesn't have much obsession with seeing Song Huizong, and he can save lollipops if he doesn't see him.He knew the rules, put the lock box under his arm, lowered his head and fell behind a few steps away. When he reached the gate of Dongkua courtyard, Li Yan stopped him. It turned out that Song Huizong didn't summon him at all. Calling yourself here is to be prepared, and if you want to meet someone suddenly, you can call them in immediately.
Luo Wei stood by the door like a door god, and the faint sound of the piano could be heard in his ears. Although he was curious, he could neither sit and wait, nor look around. The plainclothes guards were always paying attention to the movement here Woolen cloth.
It wasn't until Luo Wei's feet were numb that Li Yan ran out again, and his attitude changed 180 degrees. Although it was far from flattering, it was also more polite.I just heard him say: "My husband is here to invite you."
Luo Wei followed Li Yan and quickly entered the Dongkua courtyard. Not to mention, this courtyard is quiet and elegant, with gurgling clear springs swimming in it, just one step across the half-foot-deep Qingxi, and three miniature stones with different styles were built on it. The open-carved pine, bamboo and plum on the railings and the embossed pine, bamboo and plum on the bridge make the whole stone bridge look like a delicate handicraft.The small courtyard is mainly made of bamboo, the bamboo is planted, the fence is bamboo, the tables, chairs and benches are bamboo, and even the only three rooms are bamboo houses.
Entering the yard, I found that the sound of the piano had stopped at some point. After bypassing a large clump of bamboo, the scenery of the lake and mountains hidden in the stone rockery of Taihu Lake came into view. Among the beautiful scenery, Gao Ren was quiet. Not far away is a painting case and a guqin emitting smoke. The painting case is complete with four treasures in the study, and a pair of jade men are standing in front of the case admiring a work on the case.That's right, although both of them were dressed in men's clothes, one of them was tall and thin, with gentle eyebrows and long eyes, and it could be seen that she was a woman disguised as a man.
As soon as Li Yan entered the door, he stood at a fixed position far away. Luo Wei didn't dare to disturb other people's elegant mood, and stood directly next to Gao Ren, but he was curious. Although Song Huizong was much younger at this time, it was impossible for him I can't recognize it, but who is the woman in the emperor's micro-clothes? The age of the daughter must not match, sister?wife?lover?
Gao Ren obviously knew what Luo Wei was thinking, so he tugged at him, and when he looked over, he introduced with his mouth: "Mr. Li."
Wow, Li Shishi, the legendary No. [-] beauty in the Water Margin!When I think of Master Li Luo Wei, I hate it. Didn’t he go to the Three Kingdoms before? If Emperor Han Ling died early, he would have considered directly trying to sneak into the palace and activate Emperor Han Ling. Come out and see me.
However, it is also very good to meet Li Shishi by chance. In fact, it is quite difficult to describe the beauty of this woman. In terms of facial features and stature, she is the same. Every frown and smile, every move is just right, which makes people feel like a spring breeze, but Luo Wei is stunned by her. The carefully packaged idol style can be seen on her body. Although she is radiant, she is like a flower in a mirror that will disappear at the touch of a touch.
Luo Wei was staring at the beautiful woman in a daze, and suddenly heard Li Yan coughing, he lowered his head in a hurry, not sure if it reminded him not to be presumptuous, or reminded that the person Song Huizong wanted to see was coming.
Regardless of the reason, Song Huizong and Li Shishi had already noticed Luo Wei, and Li Shishi shyly unfolded the folding fan to cover his face, and immediately bowed and said goodbye to the direction of the bamboo house.Song Huizong was as approachable as ever, beckoning to this side: "Mr. Gao, Immortal Master, how about taking a look at this new work?"
Gao Ren hurriedly stepped forward and took a closer look, then respectfully said: "It seems that time stands still, things are forgotten, the distant mountains unfold slowly, and the near water is vast, this landscape is really refreshing, and my master's painting skills have improved again .”
Luo Wei is sure that the original Gao Qiu would not be able to say these words. Didn't Song Huizong cast a surprised look?He didn't see whether the painting skills had improved. Anyway, the masterpiece in front of him was obviously Huizong's old man who imitated the Mount Everest style behind the 10 yuan, and integrated the landscape in front of him into the scroll. That's right, he is not very good at embodying the three-dimensional effect on the paintings.
How can a master like Song Huizong not know what his problem is, but after being flattered for a long time, he suddenly became interested in playing a prank, and then said: "Oh? Tell me, where is Jinyi? Woolen cloth?"
This is so disgusting, Luo Wei didn't hold back, and laughed out loud.Gao Ren put one hand behind his back and made a fist in annoyance, expressing that he would not hold back and be careful to be dealt with. While making small movements, he still said in a bad voice: "I'm not too good, I always feel different from before, as if Gradually developing from a flat drawing to origami, there seems to be a feeling of being able to stand up."
Song Huizong was even more surprised now, and waved 10 yuan: "That's right, this is exactly what Jiangcai realized when he saw this work," he said and waved to Luo Wei, "Immortal The teacher also came to taste and taste, to see if there are any deficiencies."
Well, Gao Ren finished flattering, and if he offends someone next, he has to do it himself, right?Don't say that I don't understand it at all, just look at the level of excitement. Even with the problems I saw just now, it seems that it is not very good to directly say "Your old age is not a star and a half".
Luo Wei pretended to walk up to the painting, his eyes were fixed on the painting, but his mind was thinking quickly, until Song Huizong saw that he was impatient, and snorted coldly at the side: "If you can mention something, I will understand it. What's the harm in rewarding you as a master of painting, if you can't say that you are ugly, it's not too much to punish you for deceiving the emperor!"
What the hell, being an emperor has the right to turn your face faster than turning a book, right? I'm really, really scared!
So, Luo Wei gritted his teeth, opened the lock box, and took out another blue and white corrugated lollipop.Song Huizong was taken aback at first, but he didn't expect that the person in front of him would assassinate the king, so he frowned and his eyes were full of doubts.He only heard Luo Wei holding a strange object and grinning, "Your Majesty, look here, look here, look here!"
Song Huizong originally thought that the other party had brought out some rare thing to please him, but after staring at the blue and white spiral pattern, he couldn't move his eyes away: "This is..."
Li Yan, who was standing far away, already sensed that something was wrong, and was stopped by Gao Ren as soon as he approached, and then angrily scolded: "Marshal Gao, what do you mean?"
Gao Ren happily kept him from approaching, and said, "Don't spoil Mr.'s good deed!"
At this moment, Song Huizong took the initiative to take the wave lollipop, and was seduced by it and sent it directly to his mouth.
Li Yan is really impatient now: "Your Majesty, no, it's poisonous!"
At most, wave lollipops can catch people's minds while people are not prepared. If they encounter a very conflicting situation, they can break free to a large extent. Obviously, poisonous things are a key word that can make people break free.
The thing was on the lips, and Song Huizong's eyes suddenly became clear, and he wanted to throw the thing out.It’s all at this juncture. If you fall short, you offend an emperor, no, it should be said that you want to do something wrong with an emperor. Even if you can escape, it is enough to make you wanted by the whole country until you die. Brother Gao Ren on convenience.
Luo Wei didn't care about that much anymore, he quickly pinched Song Huizong's paw roughly, and stuffed the whole lollipop into the dragon's mouth without hesitation.At the same time, Gao Ren, who had a tacit understanding with Luo Wei, also stopped Li Yan in time, who was about to call for help. However, the legend that someone who slashed a person unconscious with a knife was a lie. : "Come..." The voice finally stopped abruptly when Song Huizong's new work was stuffed into his mouth.
Song Huizong was still struggling to get the candy out of his mouth at first, but Luo Wei was afraid that the medicine would not work, so he kept stopping him, and kept explaining in his mouth: "Take a bite obediently, I promise it's not poisonous, and keep it outside." If you are poisoned to death by so many people, don’t I have to pay for my life too, I’m not stupid!”
Comrade Huizong was angry and annoyed at the moment, but how could his pampered body compare with this guy in front of him, not to mention that his hands were even weaker when he was afraid, and he just let the weird sweet taste melt in his mouth. Open, but did not dare to swallow into the stomach.
At this time, Luo Wei also discovered that Song Huizong's mouth seemed to be stretched to the limit. This piece of lollipop stuck in his mouth was called a piece of porcelain. Saliva wrapped in a sweet fragrance slowly dripped from the gap between the closed lips, and merged with tears and snot, Bentido was in a panic.
He was also quite dumbfounded, shit, how did labor and capital get in just now?
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