Classic Villain Rescue Station
Chapter 576 Made in China
Luo Wei asked, "How long do you think it will be?"
The fine ghost said: "It's either tomorrow or the day after tomorrow!"
Luo Wei was startled: "So fast?"
The fine ghost said: "Hurry up, they have left Wanzi Mountain in Baoxiang Kingdom for half a month, and they should arrive by the time they wait any longer."
Luo Wei continued to ask: "Then King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn..."
The fine ghost said worriedly: "It's still the same as before, only wanting to eat Tang monk's meat, the great king sits in the Lianhua Cave to command and dispatch, and the second king leads the little demons around the mountain, trying to block people."
Luo Wei said: "Actually, it's hard to say that the Journey to the West team doesn't have much impact on the Golden Horn and Silver Horn. It's great to be able to eat Tang Monk meat. If you can't eat it, it's considered a mission accomplished, and then go back to the sky to continue. What's the point of being their gods?"
The fine ghost waved his hand and said: "Can this be the same? Immortals are also divided into three, six, and nine grades. I have also heard about the two kings of our family from you. It is said that they are boys who help Laojun light the fire. One looks at the golden stove and the other looks at it." Yinluzi, isn't this just a servant, how can it be so refreshing to be such a god in the lower realm, occupying mountains and being the king and master of the house."
Luo Wei couldn't help frowning: "Then what are you going to do, do you want to prevent Jinjiao Yinjiao from confronting the Westward Journey team, or do you want to further overthrow Laojun and move your Lotus Cave to Tushita Palace?"
Jing Jinggui's face changed: "Don't dare, don't dare, don't talk nonsense, even if I can know the plot in advance, I'm just a little demon, don't say anything about Laojun, just say something, my lord And basically don’t listen.”
Luo Wei said: "This is not the end, let's think of something within our power!"
Jing Jinggui was quite distressed: "Actually, no matter how bad the Great King and Second Great King are, we really don't need to worry about it. The key is that Sun Houzi is too careless. This guy is a killer, and he will be a three-star wherever he goes. Pity us." The little demon from the Lotus Cave has responded."
Luo Wei pursed his lips: "I didn't say that, Sun Monkey did not kill wrongly, who made you goblins eat people!"
The fine ghost hurriedly complained: "The conscience of heaven and earth, I dare to swear, it's hard to say whether the goblins in other places eat people or not, but the ones in our Lianhua Cave really don't eat people. It's not that they can't eat them, the main reason is that they don't suit the taste."
"What do you mean it doesn't suit your taste?"
"You also know that the prototypes of Li Chong and I are Grasshopper and Cricket, even Bashanhu and Yihailong, despite their domineering names, they are actually Gecko and Centipede, and the little fairies in Lianhua Cave are almost the same. This kind of fineness, compared to human meat and animal meat, it is delicious to eat grass, vegetables, fruits, insects, fish, and shrimps."
"This statement is new, but why am I so unbelievable!"
"Uh, it can't be said that I have never eaten it. It is just because I have eaten it that I feel that it is not delicious. It tastes sour and astringent. Anyway, it is difficult to swallow, but when there is a famine, no matter how hungry you are, you have to eat it. "
"Then you still follow Jinjiaoyinjiao to coax and eat Tang monk meat."
"Maybe Tang's monk meat is different, and it has been passed down so miraculously, even if it's a bitter medicine, you have to try it!"
Luo Wei hehe: "Don't you think Tang's monk's meat is a huge hoax? Have you noticed that the vast majority of goblins with power and background chanted the slogan of eating Tang's monk's meat? In fact, old Tang Comrades were caught again and again, if they really wanted to eat, they would have died eight hundred times. Rather than saying that they wanted to eat Tang Seng, it was more like trying to embarrass the entire Journey to the West team."
Fine Ghost didn't quite agree: "I don't think it's right, at least my king should really want to eat it."
Luo Wei looked foolish: "The problem is that it's not that the Golden Horn and Silver Horn didn't catch Tang Seng, even Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk were kidnapped, it's just that a grandson is missing. Are you sure they really plan to eat it?" ?”
The fine ghost still shook his head: "My king just wants to clean up the future troubles, so as not to be retaliated against in the future, especially you know how worrying Sun Houzi is."
Luo Wei said: "Do you think that the Journey to the West team only has Tang Seng, Sun Houzi, Zhu Bajie, Sha Monk, oh yes, there is also a white dragon horse? With them, there are four meritorious officers and five parties Jie. Truth and Liuding Liujia, Hujiao Jialan, a total of 39 secret guards, do you think Tang Seng's life is hanging by a thread, wouldn't these come out and fight you? Even if Jinjiaoyinjiao didn't release these 39 gods In my eyes, Tathagata, Manjusri, Samantabhadra, Guanyin, Jade Emperor, etc., which one is easy to provoke."
The fine ghost was so sweaty: "Brother Wei, what do you mean?"
Luo Wei concluded his statement: "I think Jinjiao Yinjiao ran down with Laojun's magic weapon, and it was too sleepy for the Journey to the West team. And, to put it bluntly, you little monsters really didn't get caught. People can see it, so don't be too honest."
Just finished speaking, a big bag was thrown on his head by the flying stones. If he hadn't gained preparedness after being hit, he might be able to catch up with Mr. Tathagata in appearance at this moment.Luo Wei used the stone table as a barrier, squatting under it, and looked like a clever insect with a flushed face.On the other side, Li Chong threw and scolded: "You bastard, I finally understand, you have no good intentions, you are here to trick us into rebelling against my king, please save yourself, my king is wise and mighty, Bravery is extraordinary, we are loyal to the king, and the sun and the moon can learn from each other, how can we allow you to sow discord, fine ghost, I want to break with you!" Saying that, he ran out.
Luo Wei made a confused face: "What are we talking about, making him so angry?"
Dong Pangpang on the side reminded: "Xiao Jing, you'd better chase him out and stop him, otherwise something bad will happen."
Although the fine ghost didn't react, it didn't hinder his execution ability, so he immediately chased after him.
Luo Wei asked Dong Pangpang: "Isn't the smart bug still recovering its memory? Can you understand what we are talking about in this situation?"
Dong Pangpang replied very casually: "It's hard to say whether you understand it or not. Anyway, since the two of you started chatting, it seems that the fine ghost has been brainwashed by you, and has completely lost respect and respect for their king. I feel a little disdain for the gods in the sky and the earth."
Luo Wei retorted: "Is that why we chatted? It's obviously the reason why Jinggui recovered his memory,"
Dong Pangpang spread his hands: "But the clever worm doesn't know, he only saw your mouth, now you have to be careful."
Luo Wei made a confused face: "What do you mean?"
The facts seem, maybe, probably, maybe worse than what Dong Pangpang expected. After a short while, a, oh no, it was a golden glow of Bulling Bulling all over his body, with hair growing above the brow bone. Big and small golden scales, with a head of lush golden hair and a blinding golden horn, the non-mainstream Shamat monster rushed into the cave aggressively, and shouted: "Who dares to come to my lotus flower?" Go wild in the cave world!"
Behind him, jumping up and down and sprinting, it was the smart bug. This guy's back was extremely strong at the moment, and the voice of the broken saw was a few notes higher. He pointed at Luo Wei: "My lord, this is the stinky Taoist priest." Nonsense disturbs people's hearts!"
Luo Wei was taken aback. Even if he hadn't heard the name, just looking at the gleaming golden shape, he knew that this cliff was undoubtedly the King of the Golden Horn, but he still asked, "You are, the King of the Golden Horn?"
At this time, the fine ghost also ran in panting: "My lord, it's really not what the clever bug said." While explaining anxiously, he stretched out his hand to pull the golden horn king.
But I didn't see how much strength he exerted, just such a light push and pull, King Golden Horn staggered and almost fell down.The clever insect quickly helped him up, pointed at the fine ghost, and said: "Fine ghost, look at the good things you did, you made the king angry, don't talk nonsense, and wait until the king has dealt with these two things. Turn around and accept the punishment obediently, the Great King may spare your life."
The Golden Horn King's situation seemed a bit strange. He shook his head vigorously, and after regaining some sobriety, he pushed away the clever bug who was supporting him, and stepped forward, slapping Luo Wei with a big golden palm. come over.Dong Pangpang was taken aback, "Oh my god" and shouted: "Brother Wei, run, don't be caught by the goblin!"
But it's still too late for him to say it. Shemale Shutu is not joking. Luo Wei has tried to dodge as much as possible, but the back of the neck is still grabbed.But he is not a vegetarian, it's just a piece of clothing, just take it off, but King Golden Horn's movements are faster, hot breath has already blown on his neck: "Don't move, where do you want to escape!"
Don't look at that bear look, but Dong Pangpang is also a rare murderer in the Three Kingdoms. Taking advantage of people's unpreparedness, he rushed to Li Chong, and his big black slap directly grabbed Li Li Chong's neck: "Golden Horn King, Hugh!" If you want to mess around, let go of our brother Wei quickly, or I will be impolite!"
As soon as Luo Wei covered his eyes, my life was over. In the eyes of these mountain kings, the little goblin's life was nothing, and he didn't even have the right to threaten him.But he still took Dong Pangpang's love, after all, being an instant noodle supplier for so long was not in vain.
The facts were as expected by Luo Wei. The Golden Horn King stared at the strangled smart worm coldly and without warmth, lowered his head and looked at the pinched Luo Wei with dead fish eyes, with a very calm and calm expression Yin Tuo said: "Do you want to die quickly, or do you want to be pickled and marinated into bacon? By the way, can you tell me, what is the 'Made in China' printed on the label on the back of your clothes?" "
Luo Wei was stunned, Dong Pangpang also let go because of the fine ghost who was rushing up to stop him, the two seemed to understand something, Luo Wei hurriedly asked the clever insect: "Where's the candy for you?"
Clever Chong held his throat and coughed, and then he recovered, and asked out of breath, "What candy?"
Luo Wei hurriedly gestured: "That's it, there's a stick underneath."
The fine ghost said: "It's either tomorrow or the day after tomorrow!"
Luo Wei was startled: "So fast?"
The fine ghost said: "Hurry up, they have left Wanzi Mountain in Baoxiang Kingdom for half a month, and they should arrive by the time they wait any longer."
Luo Wei continued to ask: "Then King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn..."
The fine ghost said worriedly: "It's still the same as before, only wanting to eat Tang monk's meat, the great king sits in the Lianhua Cave to command and dispatch, and the second king leads the little demons around the mountain, trying to block people."
Luo Wei said: "Actually, it's hard to say that the Journey to the West team doesn't have much impact on the Golden Horn and Silver Horn. It's great to be able to eat Tang Monk meat. If you can't eat it, it's considered a mission accomplished, and then go back to the sky to continue. What's the point of being their gods?"
The fine ghost waved his hand and said: "Can this be the same? Immortals are also divided into three, six, and nine grades. I have also heard about the two kings of our family from you. It is said that they are boys who help Laojun light the fire. One looks at the golden stove and the other looks at it." Yinluzi, isn't this just a servant, how can it be so refreshing to be such a god in the lower realm, occupying mountains and being the king and master of the house."
Luo Wei couldn't help frowning: "Then what are you going to do, do you want to prevent Jinjiao Yinjiao from confronting the Westward Journey team, or do you want to further overthrow Laojun and move your Lotus Cave to Tushita Palace?"
Jing Jinggui's face changed: "Don't dare, don't dare, don't talk nonsense, even if I can know the plot in advance, I'm just a little demon, don't say anything about Laojun, just say something, my lord And basically don’t listen.”
Luo Wei said: "This is not the end, let's think of something within our power!"
Jing Jinggui was quite distressed: "Actually, no matter how bad the Great King and Second Great King are, we really don't need to worry about it. The key is that Sun Houzi is too careless. This guy is a killer, and he will be a three-star wherever he goes. Pity us." The little demon from the Lotus Cave has responded."
Luo Wei pursed his lips: "I didn't say that, Sun Monkey did not kill wrongly, who made you goblins eat people!"
The fine ghost hurriedly complained: "The conscience of heaven and earth, I dare to swear, it's hard to say whether the goblins in other places eat people or not, but the ones in our Lianhua Cave really don't eat people. It's not that they can't eat them, the main reason is that they don't suit the taste."
"What do you mean it doesn't suit your taste?"
"You also know that the prototypes of Li Chong and I are Grasshopper and Cricket, even Bashanhu and Yihailong, despite their domineering names, they are actually Gecko and Centipede, and the little fairies in Lianhua Cave are almost the same. This kind of fineness, compared to human meat and animal meat, it is delicious to eat grass, vegetables, fruits, insects, fish, and shrimps."
"This statement is new, but why am I so unbelievable!"
"Uh, it can't be said that I have never eaten it. It is just because I have eaten it that I feel that it is not delicious. It tastes sour and astringent. Anyway, it is difficult to swallow, but when there is a famine, no matter how hungry you are, you have to eat it. "
"Then you still follow Jinjiaoyinjiao to coax and eat Tang monk meat."
"Maybe Tang's monk meat is different, and it has been passed down so miraculously, even if it's a bitter medicine, you have to try it!"
Luo Wei hehe: "Don't you think Tang's monk's meat is a huge hoax? Have you noticed that the vast majority of goblins with power and background chanted the slogan of eating Tang's monk's meat? In fact, old Tang Comrades were caught again and again, if they really wanted to eat, they would have died eight hundred times. Rather than saying that they wanted to eat Tang Seng, it was more like trying to embarrass the entire Journey to the West team."
Fine Ghost didn't quite agree: "I don't think it's right, at least my king should really want to eat it."
Luo Wei looked foolish: "The problem is that it's not that the Golden Horn and Silver Horn didn't catch Tang Seng, even Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk were kidnapped, it's just that a grandson is missing. Are you sure they really plan to eat it?" ?”
The fine ghost still shook his head: "My king just wants to clean up the future troubles, so as not to be retaliated against in the future, especially you know how worrying Sun Houzi is."
Luo Wei said: "Do you think that the Journey to the West team only has Tang Seng, Sun Houzi, Zhu Bajie, Sha Monk, oh yes, there is also a white dragon horse? With them, there are four meritorious officers and five parties Jie. Truth and Liuding Liujia, Hujiao Jialan, a total of 39 secret guards, do you think Tang Seng's life is hanging by a thread, wouldn't these come out and fight you? Even if Jinjiaoyinjiao didn't release these 39 gods In my eyes, Tathagata, Manjusri, Samantabhadra, Guanyin, Jade Emperor, etc., which one is easy to provoke."
The fine ghost was so sweaty: "Brother Wei, what do you mean?"
Luo Wei concluded his statement: "I think Jinjiao Yinjiao ran down with Laojun's magic weapon, and it was too sleepy for the Journey to the West team. And, to put it bluntly, you little monsters really didn't get caught. People can see it, so don't be too honest."
Just finished speaking, a big bag was thrown on his head by the flying stones. If he hadn't gained preparedness after being hit, he might be able to catch up with Mr. Tathagata in appearance at this moment.Luo Wei used the stone table as a barrier, squatting under it, and looked like a clever insect with a flushed face.On the other side, Li Chong threw and scolded: "You bastard, I finally understand, you have no good intentions, you are here to trick us into rebelling against my king, please save yourself, my king is wise and mighty, Bravery is extraordinary, we are loyal to the king, and the sun and the moon can learn from each other, how can we allow you to sow discord, fine ghost, I want to break with you!" Saying that, he ran out.
Luo Wei made a confused face: "What are we talking about, making him so angry?"
Dong Pangpang on the side reminded: "Xiao Jing, you'd better chase him out and stop him, otherwise something bad will happen."
Although the fine ghost didn't react, it didn't hinder his execution ability, so he immediately chased after him.
Luo Wei asked Dong Pangpang: "Isn't the smart bug still recovering its memory? Can you understand what we are talking about in this situation?"
Dong Pangpang replied very casually: "It's hard to say whether you understand it or not. Anyway, since the two of you started chatting, it seems that the fine ghost has been brainwashed by you, and has completely lost respect and respect for their king. I feel a little disdain for the gods in the sky and the earth."
Luo Wei retorted: "Is that why we chatted? It's obviously the reason why Jinggui recovered his memory,"
Dong Pangpang spread his hands: "But the clever worm doesn't know, he only saw your mouth, now you have to be careful."
Luo Wei made a confused face: "What do you mean?"
The facts seem, maybe, probably, maybe worse than what Dong Pangpang expected. After a short while, a, oh no, it was a golden glow of Bulling Bulling all over his body, with hair growing above the brow bone. Big and small golden scales, with a head of lush golden hair and a blinding golden horn, the non-mainstream Shamat monster rushed into the cave aggressively, and shouted: "Who dares to come to my lotus flower?" Go wild in the cave world!"
Behind him, jumping up and down and sprinting, it was the smart bug. This guy's back was extremely strong at the moment, and the voice of the broken saw was a few notes higher. He pointed at Luo Wei: "My lord, this is the stinky Taoist priest." Nonsense disturbs people's hearts!"
Luo Wei was taken aback. Even if he hadn't heard the name, just looking at the gleaming golden shape, he knew that this cliff was undoubtedly the King of the Golden Horn, but he still asked, "You are, the King of the Golden Horn?"
At this time, the fine ghost also ran in panting: "My lord, it's really not what the clever bug said." While explaining anxiously, he stretched out his hand to pull the golden horn king.
But I didn't see how much strength he exerted, just such a light push and pull, King Golden Horn staggered and almost fell down.The clever insect quickly helped him up, pointed at the fine ghost, and said: "Fine ghost, look at the good things you did, you made the king angry, don't talk nonsense, and wait until the king has dealt with these two things. Turn around and accept the punishment obediently, the Great King may spare your life."
The Golden Horn King's situation seemed a bit strange. He shook his head vigorously, and after regaining some sobriety, he pushed away the clever bug who was supporting him, and stepped forward, slapping Luo Wei with a big golden palm. come over.Dong Pangpang was taken aback, "Oh my god" and shouted: "Brother Wei, run, don't be caught by the goblin!"
But it's still too late for him to say it. Shemale Shutu is not joking. Luo Wei has tried to dodge as much as possible, but the back of the neck is still grabbed.But he is not a vegetarian, it's just a piece of clothing, just take it off, but King Golden Horn's movements are faster, hot breath has already blown on his neck: "Don't move, where do you want to escape!"
Don't look at that bear look, but Dong Pangpang is also a rare murderer in the Three Kingdoms. Taking advantage of people's unpreparedness, he rushed to Li Chong, and his big black slap directly grabbed Li Li Chong's neck: "Golden Horn King, Hugh!" If you want to mess around, let go of our brother Wei quickly, or I will be impolite!"
As soon as Luo Wei covered his eyes, my life was over. In the eyes of these mountain kings, the little goblin's life was nothing, and he didn't even have the right to threaten him.But he still took Dong Pangpang's love, after all, being an instant noodle supplier for so long was not in vain.
The facts were as expected by Luo Wei. The Golden Horn King stared at the strangled smart worm coldly and without warmth, lowered his head and looked at the pinched Luo Wei with dead fish eyes, with a very calm and calm expression Yin Tuo said: "Do you want to die quickly, or do you want to be pickled and marinated into bacon? By the way, can you tell me, what is the 'Made in China' printed on the label on the back of your clothes?" "
Luo Wei was stunned, Dong Pangpang also let go because of the fine ghost who was rushing up to stop him, the two seemed to understand something, Luo Wei hurriedly asked the clever insect: "Where's the candy for you?"
Clever Chong held his throat and coughed, and then he recovered, and asked out of breath, "What candy?"
Luo Wei hurriedly gestured: "That's it, there's a stick underneath."
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