Classic Villain Rescue Station

You know, the monkeys who can be built into the cottage team must have good skills, and it is difficult to find a replacement if they die, so they were beaten to death in front of the face, and the six-eared macaque was naturally anxious. The number of monkeys on the mountain can scare people to death, but Monk Sha fled away easily under the outflank after the attack was over.

The six-eared macaque and Sun monkey are evenly matched in combat effectiveness, but Monk Sha can easily escape from the pincers of the six-eared macaque and the Manshan monkey monster. Tell me how capable he is!Therefore, Luo Wei didn't worry about Tang Seng's safety at all when he let the master and apprentice break into Hu Ah Qi's territory alone.

Watching the three masters and apprentices and a horse go away, Luo Wei took out the purple gold red gourd and the mutton fat jade bottle from the messenger bag after a long time until he could not see the shadow at all. Of course, Sun Houzi can be regarded as a large single room, while Shanshen is relatively humble and small, so he can barely squeeze into a big room.At the moment, the two treasures are only pasted with ordinary sealing charms to prevent breaking free. If they really follow the original book and seal the "Taishang Laojun as anxious as a law", Sun Houzi will be fine for a while, and the mountain gods will probably be all right. Gotta burp.

Looking at these two treasures, Luo Wei actually had an urge to be ambiguous, but looking back, what good are the treasures to him?At most, it can be used as a portable prison, and people can be locked in if they don't like it. The question is, is it worthwhile?And don't say anything about the "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law" spell, even this kind of ghost charm without other functions is completely incomprehensible to him.

Speaking of this Taishang Laojun, I have to be convincing. This boss can be called the factory director and party secretary of the Dousita Pharmaceutical General Factory and Dousita Palace Equipment General Factory in the fairy world. In addition to the ideological work of the subordinates, the focus is still on large-scale production.

Regarding the pharmaceutical part, the top one is naturally the "Nine-turn Golden Pill" that Laojun refined for the Jade Emperor and was also used to hold the Danyuan Conference. The palace was stolen, and the Taishang Laojun reported that the golden elixir was stolen. Afterwards, the reaction of the Jade Emperor can be seen. The word "horror" was used in the plot. .In addition, there is another top-level elixir that has appeared twice, that is, the Nine-turned Great Returning Pill. The first time it is known that in order to save the life of the king of the Wuji Kingdom, Sun Houzi got one from Laojun's hand; The other time is the promotion of Zhu Bajie. To be honest, if there is a prequel to Journey to the West, the protagonist of the prequel must also be the second senior brother. Then it was destined that the old man would fall from the sky, and not only gave him a mouthful, but also left him a Nine-Turn Great Returning Pill before leaving. Naturally, the protagonist made a counterattack, and finally swallowed the Nine-Turn Great Returning Pill , wash the essence and cut the marrow, gather the three flowers on the top, and finally occupy the high position of the Marshal of the Canopy as soon as he ascends to the sky.

Of course, Comrade Lao Jun’s specialty lies in magic weapons and equipment. In Journey to the West, there are 10 pieces of equipment that have clearly appeared.

Fake gold rope: The belt that Taishang Laojun made for his own use was taken as a private collection by Nine-Tailed Fox, the Dragon Pressing Immortal, and the ownership is very confusing.

Ruyi Golden Cudgel: Everyone on this earth knows it, so there is no need to say more.

Seven-Star Sword: This thing is quite skillful. Sun Houzi adds a golden cudgel, needless to say, the fighting power is fierce, but the King of Golden Horn can be evenly divided with him with this sword alone, which shows the bonus index he has.

Banana fan: a fire-making one is in the hands of Taishang Laojun for personal use, and a fire-extinguishing one is in the hands of Iron Fan Princess to promote the "Iron Fan Immortal". A somersault cloud is all in vain.

Suet Jade Cleaning Bottle: The Taishang Laojun holds water, but the existence of this treasure is also very confusing, because Guanyin Bodhisattva also has one, and most of the time it appears, it will be held in her hand, and it has almost become her symbol. , I don't know why.

Purple gold red gourd: It is said to be similar to the suet jade bottle, and it also has the function of locking the answerer and automatically arresting it.

Nine-tooth nail rake: The weapon of the second senior brother, also called Shangbaoqin gold rake, "Taishang Laojun personally tempered it with divine ice iron, borrowed the net thunder mantra of the five gods, the nine heavenly Yingyuan thunder god Puhua Tianzun and the six dingliujia It is forged with the power of power", which sounds several grades better than "Dinghai Shenzhen" and "Tianhe Dingdi Shenzhen Iron".

Zijinling: The pet ring of Avalokitesvara's horse, Golden Retriever Sai Taisui, which emits fire when shaken twice, smokes when shaken twice, and flies away when shaken three times. It is the sharp-eyed nemesis of Zhiqiang.

King Kong Zhuo: Sun Houzi suffers from it infinitely, he was knocked out when he faced Erlang God, and was bitten by the Roaring Dog; when he was fighting against the One-horned Si King Qingniujing, his weapon was taken away, and all the gods and Buddhas in the sky couldn't hold it. In the end, Tathagata had no choice but to spend money to eliminate disasters, and used 18 grains of golden cinnamon as money to buy roads to solve the problem. What is the value of 18 grains of golden cinnamon sand? It’s hard to say exactly how much. Anyway, the Tathagata has accumulated money for so many years, and the total net worth is less than 40 grains. It shows how ruthless this knife is.

The last one is a piece of equipment that is not considered equipment. It is the Eight Diagrams Furnace, which contains an advanced customized version of Samadhi True Fire. It is also one of the four great heavenly fires, Liuding Divine Fire. It has produced countless elixir and magic weapons, as well as a pair of golden eyes and a furnace brick. Just smashing out a [-]-mile flaming mountain, it's amazing.

Comrade Lao Jun has more than one gossip stove. According to the saying that one person keeps one stove according to the division of labor, there are at least four.

One is of course the Eight Diagrams Stove. I don’t know the name of the person in charge of the Eight Diagrams Stove, but in Journey to the West, it is the land master of the Flame Mountain. When he mentioned the cause of the formation of the Flame Mountain, he also said: The Taoist who guards the furnace, Laojun blamed me for falling, and came down here to make the land of the Flame Mountain." The Huoyan Mountain is formed by the furnace bricks of the Bagua furnace. It can be seen that the Taoist who guards the furnace is naturally guarding the Bagua furnace.

One pair is the gold and silver stoves of Jinjiaoyinjiao, which has been explained very clearly before.

There is also a part-time job, that is Kui Mulang. He went down to the realm because of thinking about mortals. Although he returned to the heaven and resumed his original job, he was still his star king, but the Jade Emperor felt that he was too idle, so he sent him an extra job. Instead of lighting the fire for Laojun, it can be seen how short of manpower Laojun's stove assembly line is.

Thinking a little too much, Luo Wei pulled back his thoughts and thought for a while, then put the purple gold and red gourds into the messenger bag first, held the mutton fat jade bottle, and uncovered the bottle sealing charm. Suddenly, there was no cork at all. White smoke billowed from the mouth of the bottle.It slowly turned 135 degrees and fell, and one after another the figures rolled to the ground with transpiration, and soon fell into a personal mountain.

Luo Wei counted them all in a panic, good guy, there are fifteen or six mountain gods in it.The mountain gods finally got up in a daze, their little faces were pale, their expressions were sluggish, and they looked like they didn't know what year it was. It seemed that although the "Taishang Laojun is in a hurry as a law" was not posted, these little gods were still under the jade. The influence of the internal environment of the clean bottle.

But soon, three of them who were called Mount Sumeru, Mount Emei, and Mount Tai recovered completely, dragged the group of gods to worship in gratitude, and said a bunch of empty words about "reply another day", and then Shi Shiran left.

When Luo Wei returned to Lianhua Cave, the two groups of people inside were confronting each other, so he saw the true face of the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox, the great fairy who pressed the dragon. To be honest, the image of this "godmother" in the classic film and television journey to the west is really It's too "amazing", and after knowing the fact that this is not a godmother, but a biological mother, I was quite speechless about Laojun's aesthetics.But now I see a live one, even though it has the same white hair, and its appearance is similar to the classic film and television image, but in terms of appearance, it belongs to the level of a white-haired witch. Sitting there lazily, it is quite "wow" "!"Even her arrogance of using Dong Pangpang as a stool with her bare feet gave people an inexplicable impulse to "please trample and insult me ​​more".

Of course, it was Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao who were facing each other, and Yalong Daxian was obviously on Yin Jiao's side.The content of the dispute was "You are a fool, you are a waste, you can't even look down on people", "I am a fool, I am a waste, and I don't want to look down on people", "You are not a fool, you are not a waste, then you are Watch people and show me", "Anyway, you are a fool, you are a waste, even if you show me and run away"...

Luo Wei was dizzy from the two brothers going back and forth between you and me, so he couldn't help saying: "Harmony makes money, harmony makes money!"

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao suddenly became angry with the enemy: "We two brothers quarreled, what's the matter with you!"

The stranger who suddenly appeared made Yalong Daxian sit upright, and Dong Pangpang immediately froze as far as he could, hiding as far as he could. It seemed that no matter how lecherous he was, this kind of SM queen style was not something he could afford, and he still Rather shameless, he said: "The lord is here. I really don't know how Tang Seng escaped. If you want to know something, you should just ask Brother Wei!" The speed rushed out of the gate and went straight down the mountain.

Luo Wei couldn't help but "Fuck", and then wanted to run away like Dong Pangpang, but it's a pity that the goblins have been ordered to completely block the gate.However, Qing Lingling, the Great Immortal Yalong, sounded lazily: "Okay, okay, I have already launched the Yalong Mountain group of demons to search for Tang Seng's traces, and he can't escape my old lady's palm. Before Tang Seng is caught again, this little Taoist is also to blame for his thin skin and tender meat, so it would be great to treat him as an appetizer first!"

Luo Wei suddenly had the same feeling as the "Brother Jade Emperor" who learned that the golden elixir was stolen. He opened his mouth directly, and despite all kinds of dislikes, they surrounded him like cats playing with mice.