Classic Villain Rescue Station

Monkey Sun couldn't help gasping when he heard the words, but he still insisted: "These are rare treasures, but they are not in my grandson's eyes. It's just that my master and younger brother are now in the hands of monsters. I'm afraid they will be hurt by a fight. I have to cast a mouse trap!"

Luo Wei had more ideas, so he said: "Don't worry too much, the great sage. These two monsters and even the dragon-pressing immortal have backgrounds. You should be the purple-gold red gourd, the suet jade bottle, the seven-star sword, the plantain fan, and the guise." Is there no provenance for a treasure like the golden rope?"

Sun Houzi's eyes lit up: "What's the origin, tell me quickly!"

Luo Wei pretended to be unfathomable: "That's still the old man of the Great Sage, 33 Chongtian went to the Tushita Palace."

Sun Houzi was stunned for a moment, then clapped his palms and laughed loudly: "Wonderful, wonderful, who am I, and only an old man can take out so much at once!"

He was impatient, and as soon as he got the news, he quickly disappeared without a trace.Luo Wei saw the thin figure disappear in an instant, couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, and muttered: "It's not polite." Then he went to pick up the purple gold red gourd and the suet jade bottle on the ground.

When I got the bottle in my hand, I felt that the weight was wrong. If I didn't know the monkey's urination, I would think it was because I let go of the people inside.Sure enough, after about 3 minutes, there were only two monkey hairs left in the palm.Well, let's just go along, it's useless to me anyway, not to mention it won't fall into the monkey's hands in the end.

Monkey hair is monkey hair, after all, it is the idol of thousands of boys and girls, and the hair that defeated the Buddha and the Great Sage Equaling Heaven is of great commemorative value.So he took out a tissue, wrapped it carefully, wrapped it in plastic bags several times, and finally stuffed it into the dark compartment of the messenger bag and zipped it up.

I don't know how much time the Golden Horn King can buy for Sun Houzi, but no matter how many dangers Tang Seng encounters, there are countless pairs of eyes staring at him.The next thing has nothing to do with me anyway, Luo Wei is also hungry after all this tossing, looked at the food prepared in the Lotus Cave, and decided that instant noodles are better.

He used the aroma of cooking instant noodles in a clay pot hanging from the fire to directly hook Dong Pangpang, who had been hiding somewhere before, all right, if he doesn't give up the first pot, this guy will definitely go Desperately.But the second pot came out, and Dong Pangpang was already knocking on an empty bowl and looking forward to it... Before cooking the fifth pot, Luo Wei repeatedly stated: "The next pot is going to break the sky, and it must be labor-capital. of……"

Finally saved the fifth pot, when Dong Pangpang was staring eagerly, the fox-eared boy he had seen before, led four buttocks with a big tail behind him, and a goblin with various ears on his head, carrying a pair of The slider barged in.

The young man with fox ears no longer had the previous embarrassed posture, he cleared his throat and asked loudly: "Which one of you is Taoist Qinggen?"

Dong Pangpang grabbed the instant noodles and pointed at Luo Wei: "That's him!"

Luo Wei didn't even have time to get angry with him, so the goblins swarmed up and dragged him onto the sliding pole, put him on a chair, picked him up and walked away quickly: "Where are you taking me?"

The young man with fox ears said: "By mother's order, I invite Taoist Qinggeng to go to Yalong Cave for the feast of the holy monk!"

What the hell!

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Compared with Pingding Mountain, Yalong Mountain is much more refined. There are colorful flowers all over the mountain, and there are no too tall trees. The parts visible to the naked eye have been specially pruned, which makes different trees have different shapes. attitude.The streams and lakes are crystal clear, and the bottom of the water is scattered with colorful pebbles, and there are many shining gems during this period.The air is filled with the fragrance of flowers and fruits. In short, as soon as you arrive at this boundary, you can see that the person in charge here must be a delicate woman who enjoys life.

When there were still three or four miles away from Yalong Cave, the King of Golden Horn jumped out, and commanded the young fox-eared boy solemnly and condescendingly: "There are many distinguished guests today, so hurry back and help, Taoist Qinggeng, let me lead the way. "

From a genetic point of view, Jinjiaoyinjiao and this fox-eared boy are actually half-brothers, but in terms of morality and etiquette, uh, it seems that Yalong Daxian and Taishang Laojun have no moral etiquette. That is to say, in terms of the status of the biological father, one is the leader of the Taoist sect, and the other is the goblin boy Chong, their identities are very different, so the fox-eared boy has nothing to do with King Jinjiao's attitude of treating him as a servant Dissatisfied, he respectfully led the people away.

When the people were far away, Luo Wei was the first to ask: "I have finished the matter of releasing the monkey to Laojun, and then you will kill your own, why drag me in?"

The King of Golden Horn smiled wryly: "What can I do? Do you think it's so easy to delay the time? It's not that I can't help it. I came up with the idea. Let Yalong Daxian arrange a banquet and invite the goblins from all the hills. One is to show prestige, and the other is to show kindness. As for you, you are the only human among the group of monsters. It is too eye-catching, so the Great Immortal Yalong ordered someone to invite you here."

Luo Wei rolled his eyes and turned around to leave, but was grabbed by King Golden Horn: "What do you want?"

"Nonsense, is it appropriate for me to go to this kind of occasion where demons dance wildly? I don't do this kind of thing that sends sheep to the tiger's mouth."

The King of Golden Horn dragged Luo Wei desperately, and walked step by step in the direction of Yalong Cave: "Don't worry, it will definitely kill you, but it's really not safe to send sheep into the tiger's mouth."

Luo Wei couldn't struggle, so he had to follow his strength, of course, because he promised that his life was not in danger: "What do you mean?"

The King of Golden Horn scratched his nose, looked at the sky and the earth: "Is this, that is, oh, let me put it this way, you know that Taishang Laojun is a human being!"

"Is not this nonsensical?"

"Since the old gentleman gave up Yalong Daxian, although there is no shortage of servants around her, but well, those are not human."

Luo Wei was first amused by the saying "not a human being", but he quickly thought about it, and quickly put his free hand around the skirt of his clothes: "Your mother is not thinking about me, I know I am naturally beautiful, I also know that I am very masculine, but I have a wife and I am loyal to my daughter-in-law."

The King of Golden Horn said contemptuously: "I really don't know how a blind woman can fall in love with you. If she doesn't talk nonsense with you, she can be called a great fairy. Although the bottom line is not high, there is still integrity. If you don't want to, you don't want it." , she just wants to find someone with human logical thinking to talk with her, chat with her, and relieve her boredom."

Luo Wei still waved his hand: "Three, I don't want to accompany me."

The King of Golden Horn said: "You are really suffocating when you talk. Didn't I tell you the reason why she invited you here again? You said Sun Houzi went to move Taishang Laojun. Laojun must let you go." She died, so even if you want to accompany her three times, it will be too late."

Luo Wei curled his lips: "I have seen the real version of 'Heaven and earth are not benevolent and treat everything as a straw dog'. It is so ruthless that a couple pays a hundred days of kindness for a day."

"The emotions of those who have attained the Tao are very thin," said the King of Golden Horn helplessly. "Let's not talk about these things. Since you are here, please play by ear and do me a favor later!"

Luo Wei asked vigilantly, "What?"

"Go save Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha."

"Ah, if you don't tell me, I almost forgot. They killed Hu Ah Qi and a gang of men. Chong, can Yalong Daxian spare them?!"

The King of Golden Horn nodded: "After the banquet of the holy monks is over, he said that he will kill them alive to take revenge. Now the two of them are hanging in the back mountain to suffer the punishment! I will show you the place when the banquet starts. , take advantage of the opportunity when people are running to the front, and you go to save people."

Luo Wei pointed to his nose: "If it doesn't work once, do it again, do I look so much like the prosperous white lotus who often saves people?"

King Golden Horn was also very helpless: "It's not a question of whether you look like a good person or a bad person. The root of this matter is that only you are human."

Luo Wei: "..."

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Luo Wei felt that he had made a big mistake earlier. Regarding the frightening plan that he personally arranged and was later ruined by Dong Pangpang, although Tang Seng was already in a panic, he was limited to exposing his upper body, but the current situation , he probably, possibly, perhaps, should be completely naked, right?

Yalong Cave is different from Lianhua Cave, which has a large hole surrounded by small holes, and the small holes surround the main cave like a satellite guard. It is more like a pattern of digging out many cave dwellings on a mountain wall. How many pendant flower corridors, if you ignore that this space is actually nearly 20 meters wide.

At this time, there are little fox waiters shuttling in the pendant flower corridor, carrying out intense and orderly banquet work, which is not surprising. At one o'clock, you can see a large pottery vat with a stone slab under it, and under the slate is an endless bonfire that is adding firewood.The point is that inside the pottery vat, in the steaming mist, Tang Seng was squatting in it unrequitedly, and next to him were four little vixen, each with a peeled old loofah, rubbing against the vat along you and me.

Luo Wei turned his head to look at King Jinjiao: "Is this for bathing him, or stewing Tang Monk in a clay pot?"

King Golden Horn was quite embarrassed: "It should be considered a bath!"

"You have to choose a place to take a bath, it's so embarrassing in public."

At this time, an old vixen who looked like a manager ran over and pointed at the four little vixens as a lesson: "Don't be lazy and play tricks on me, do your best, and it won't look good if you leave scars. Also, stew it in a while." If there is a trace of mud floating on the surface of the soup, which defeats the interest of the Immortal, be careful that I will scratch your skin."

Luo Wei was stunned, the King of Golden Horn was right, he was really taking a bath, but one bath was not the other, who knows the power of the old loofah, did you see that the great monk with fine skin and tender flesh was rubbed red? ?