Classic Villain Rescue Station

Sun Houzi was even happier when he saw it, and cupped his hands casually: "The old man is in such a mess, where are you going?"

Taishang Laojun said angrily: "Monkey, return my treasure quickly!"

Sun Houzi is usually the one who relies on what he can, and said without blushing, "What nonsense, old man, I haven't played in your Tushita Palace for a long time, where can I get your treasure."

The Taishang Laojun began to count his fingers one by one: "There is a purple gold red gourd that I usually hold pills, and a mutton fat jade bottle that holds water."

Sun Houzi clutched the burden on his lower back guiltily, Taishang Laojun made a casual move, the whole burden fell into his palm, and spread out automatically, it was indeed the two items just mentioned.It's just that the suet jade bottle is filled with willow branches in a nondescript way, which makes the corners of Comrade Laojun's mouth twitch.

Sun Houzi refused to let go and said: "This branch is not yours, I have worked so hard to get it!"

Taishang Laojun snorted and said, "Then pull it out, because you think it's polluting my clean bottle!" If there is no bottle, the branch will still be a branch, and it will be useless in three to five days. .

Sun Houzi curled his lips: "Stingy, forget it, I am generous, so I don't care about you."

The Taishang Laojun didn't like his tricks, and with quick eyes and quick hands, he stretched out his hand again, followed the end of the rope, and pulled out the gold rope from the monkey's skirt: "This is the gold rope around my waist. Pay me back!"

The last one was also taken away, Sun Houzi felt annoyed for a while, and then poked his sore foot in public: "I said, old man, how did your good baby get into the hands of the goblin?"

Taishang Laojun said unhurriedly: "It's also because I'm not good at controlling. My two boys, one is in charge of watching the gold stove, and the other is in charge of watching the silver stove. They took advantage of my unpreparedness and stole my treasure to go down to the world. As a demon, you are able to save your master's life from the hands of the two of them, which can already be regarded as a meritorious service."

After the words were closed, the Taishang Laojun opened the purple, gold and red gourd, poured out a stream of silver fairy energy, stretched out his hand, and what appeared was no longer the Silver Horn King he had seen before, but a thirteen or fourteen-year-old man with a silver crown on his head little boy.

The silver-crowned boy knelt down with a plop, and the Taishang Laojun shouted loudly to the rear right: "How long are you going to hide, and don't let me out!"

As soon as the voice fell, the Golden Horn King crawled out from behind the big tree, trotted forward, and knelt side by side with the Silver Crown Boy.Taishang Laojun also stretched out his hand, and the monster with the golden horn instantly changed into the appearance of a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy who was [-]% to [-]% similar to the silver-crowned boy, but wearing the golden crown.The golden-crowned boy respectfully held the seven-star sword and banana fan, bowed his head and sincerely admitted his mistake.

Facing the Golden Horn, Comrade Lao Jun's face became more relaxed, but his mouth still had a stern tone: "Knowing your mistakes can make a big difference, you two need to go back with me to accept severe punishment!"

Tang Seng led a group of disciples to thank and send them off respectfully. The Taishang Laojun raised the cloud head, led the two boys to stand on the cloud, and went towards the 33rd heaven where he was.

Luo Wei has also watched a lot of "flying performances" these days. Not to mention, there is a big difference in posture between organized gods and wild goblins.Clouds are naturally the necessary medium for flying to the sky. If we use this medium to compare the way of climbing stairs in reality, it will be a real success and have a god position. The combination of van elevator and escalator, stepping on the clouds to stop there, you will go up in a calm and leisurely way; and the wild monsters have to be cultivated enough and have learned the art of driving clouds , just like Zhu Bajie, Monk Sha, and the big monsters from the big guys who came down to the earth, even if they can go to the sky, it's like climbing stairs. Those who are not home may even feel very tired.Sun Houzi’s somersault cloud is a special existence. Although it still belongs to the category of driving clouds, it is like parkour in places such as escalators and airport fast lanes. The speed is definitely higher than stepping on clouds and driving clouds, but Those who have no ability really can't do it.

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The three most vomited lies in the world are: first, you are a good person, second, treat you to dinner sometime, and third, you must repay your kindness in the future.

Luo Wei sent the Journey to the West team away with the third of the three big lies. Yalong Mountain was destroyed, and the goblins were almost wiped out. In contrast, the ecological environment of Pingdingshan was preserved. Although the goblins also suffered casualties, But much better than the original plot.

While Luo Wei breathed a sigh of relief, he had to spend half a day and returned to the Lianhua Cave exhausted. In the following time, there were no accidents and the precipice was basically peaceful.He spread it out on the leather-covered stone chair, took out the golden bead given by King Golden Horn, and rubbed his palms together, which was the agreed contact method.

After rubbing back and forth 9 times, the golden bead really floated 3 cm out of thin air, and a halo appeared around it, indicating that they had been connected, but within three seconds, the halo dissipated, and the bead fell back into the palm of the hand.Is it bad quality or poor signal?Luo Wei frowned, and rubbed again unwillingly. After three times in a row, he understood that it was most likely that Jin Jiao's unkind person died.

Luo Wei is depressed, Tang Seng and his disciples' "must report in the future" is in vain, this guy Jinjiao has completed the task and went to heaven, is he also planning to renege on his debt?So he rubbed his hands desperately, his expectation of getting a response became less and less, until his palm was burned, and after the golden bead hit his forehead heavily, it floated half a meter in front of his nose. A holographic projection about 15 cm high and 10 cm wide floated out of it, and a bust of Jin Jiao's handsome face appeared in it. From the environment behind it, it can be seen that this guy seems to be still flying.

He was full of displeasure: "It's not over yet, I've made it so obvious that it's not convenient to talk at the moment, you keep calling!"

Luo Wei snorted: "You didn't say that before, the ghost knows if you will cross the river and destroy the bridge, and I don't have so much American time to wait until you are free. Hey, it's been so long, and you haven't returned yet." Is it the Tushi Palace?"

Jin Jiao cast his eyes obliquely forward, and said vaguely: "I went to visit the Tathagata Buddha first..." Only halfway through, the voice of Taishang Laojun came over, "There is nothing to hide, just say it directly. Let's blackmail Tathagata and go."

Luo Wei's head is full of black lines, and this tune is definitely because Zhong Dajiang didn't run away.As the person in the holographic avatar was replaced by the Taishang Laojun, this guy showed his iconic wretched smile, and the bones of the gods and bones disappeared, Luo Wei said in a bad mood: "Fuck, when will you become an old man again?" Taishang Laojun?"

Zhong Dajiang chuckled: "It's not done, it's just for a while, the old gentleman here was borrowed by the Ksitigarbha King outside to strengthen the sacred tomb formation in Santao Mountain, and I have been busy for so long, it's time to release it." It’s a fake, it’s great to be able to play Laojun.”

Luo Wei complained: "The old man has grown up like you?"

Zhong Dajiang shook his head and said: "No, no, as long as you communicate with this side's rules in advance, even if you grow up to be like you, you can still be worshiped by the Three Realms as an old lord."

Luo Wei was powerless to complain, rolled his eyes, and thought about it: "Since you are all Taishang Laojun, then I have to find someone here."

Zhong Dajiang resumed his fairy-like pretense: "I handle my own affairs, my old man is on vacation, and I don't care about my own business."

"You have to think clearly, Chunchun is your niece and granddaughter."

"Then don't worry, Chunchun is not here." Then he returned the picture to Jin Jiao.

While Luo Wei breathed a sigh of relief, he always felt that Zhong Dajiang didn't look very cheerful, so he asked Jin Jiao: "Why do you want to blackmail Tathagata?"

Jin Jiao was also very helpless: "I don't know why the old man had a whim, he led us to Lingshan, and made a list of compensations for Tathagata, asking him to compensate for all the losses in Longshan, and said that 9 is the extreme number, Let Tathagata compensate you with 9 grains of golden cinnabar."

Due to the fact that the Qingniu Jing blocked the road later, Tathagata had to pay 18 grains of golden cinnamon tolls, Luo Wei now has a concept of "golden cinnamon", one grain is a golden mountain, this is not a joke , So he asked: "Has the Tathagata compensated?"

Jin Jiao shook his head: "Hey, come back. Lingshan said it nicely. If you want someone to send someone, you need to work hard, and those who need to serve, even top-notch beauties are willing to give it to you. I promise to give us back a more beautiful, beautiful and beautiful woman." Ya Longshan is an outstanding person, and his attitude of apologizing is really good, Laojun has no chance to find fault and lose his temper. But as for asking for money, there is no way."

Luo Wei understands, it's rare for someone to let Zhong Dajiang suffer, Tathagata, you're really good at it!But having said that, although the battle was quite embarrassing in the original plot, it is estimated that the original Comrade Laojun also approached Tathagata for compensation.From the attitude this time, it can be seen that this time it is all like this, not to mention that when the Journey to the West team won a big victory, it would be a ghost to care about him. The Taishang Laojun should be really angry. It was only later that Qingniu Jing brought Diamond Zhuo to block people and blackmail him.

Jin Jiao looked diagonally ahead again, and then asked again: "Did you know Laojun before?"

It seems that the specific content of the private chat through this golden bead is unknown to others, Luo Wei nodded: "Theoretically, he is my immediate boss, and also my daughter-in-law's parental elder."

Jin Jiao's eyes widened in disbelief: "Just blow it!"

Luo Wei spread his hands: "If you don't believe me, ask him yourself."

Jin Jiao saw that his expression was not guilty at all, so he was half-confirmed and said: "It's true, I can't tell, you still have this kind of background, so you need to find out what you want to do." me?"

Luo Wei stared: "Why, do you want to go back on your word? One thing is another thing. I don't want to appear too incompetent to my wife's relatives. Besides, you owe me what you owe me, so why not!"