Classic Villain Rescue Station

After holding back for a long time, everyone's expectations were raised, but they swallowed a shrimp with one mouth and smacked their lips, making Xue Da foolishly laughed and cursed.Feng Ziying shook her head angrily: "You're still playing tricks, let's talk!"

Jiang Yuhan smiled sarcastically: "Don't be too happy!"

Jia Huan took another sip of wine in a leisurely manner, and then continued: "My daughter is happy, green plums and flowers are in friendship."

Everyone couldn't help but looked at each other when they heard it, Yun'er said angrily: "How should I say this sentence?"

Feng Ziying said if she had realized something: "There is a poem in Taibai that says, 'Lang rides a bamboo horse, and grows green plums around the bed. Living together in Changgan, the two little ones have no doubts', but daughters and green plums don't seem to get along!"

Jia Huan shook his head: "Green plums and bamboo horses are very artistic, but who can say that green plums and bamboo horses don't have the same friendship as childhood sweethearts?"

Jia Baoyu suddenly thought of the intimacy of his sisters at home, and suddenly remembered the days when he and Qin Zhong were together in the past, and couldn't help but smile at first, and then turned into endless sadness.

Jia Huan also said: "A pair of green plums who cherish flowers together, it is such a joy to be accompanied by like-minded sisters when they were young!"

Yun'er couldn't help curling her lips, and said, "Okay, okay, this counts as your pass, what's next?"

This time, Jia Huan didn't show off, and said the second sentence in one breath: "My daughter is happy, and the bamboo horse and hairpin are more charming."

Xue Dasha slapped the table: "That's good, the beauty that brothers Huan talk about must be a kind and graceful beauty, not only a childhood sweetheart, but also a bamboo horse who admired her since childhood."

Feng Ziying's eyes brightened: "Then, let's talk quickly!"

Jia Huan played Guanzi again: "My daughter is worried..."

Jia Baoyu also became a little interested: "What are you worried about?"

Jia Huan had played enough long tunes, and continued: "...Love is light and thankful is hard to stay."

Jia Baoyu's expression suddenly changed, and the picture instantly changed from a pair of lovers, a young boy with hairpins on the girl's temples, and the two people looking at each other affectionately and smiling, to two people standing facing each other, the young man is indifferent, and the girl is indifferent. sad.

Everyone stopped talking, and Jia Huan recited the last sentence to himself: "My daughter is sad, and the flowers fall and the swallows are ruthless."

Jia Huan sang "Wang Ning Mei" to the tune: "One is the fairy flower of Langyuan, and the other is the flawless jade. If there is no romance, I will meet him again in this life; if there is a romance, how can my heart be emptied?" ?Ah——! One is lamenting in vain, the other is worrying about nothing. One is the moon in the water, and the other is the flower in the mirror. Thinking about how many tears can be in my eyes, how can I prevent autumn from flowing to the end of winter, and spring to summer!"

"Stop singing!" Jia Baoyu stood up abruptly, and as everyone saw, he had tears in his eyes.

Jiang Yuhan asked worriedly: "What's wrong with you?"

Jia Baoyu clutched his chest and said, "My heart hurts so much!"

Xue Dasha laughed directly: "Everyone says I'm dumb, but in my opinion, you are the real idiot."

Feng Ziying also smiled and said: "Don't talk about him, he is a person with the most affection and nature, and he also blames Brother Huan's song for being too poignant, and I don't know who wrote it?"

Jia Huan smiled viciously, and pointed at Luo Wei who was watching the play with his head burning: "Of course I heard it from Taoist Qinggeng."

Luo Wei was dumbfounded, what was wrong with him, he was really just a melon eater.

Feng Ziying asked curiously: "Where did the priest hear it from?"

The reason why he asked this question was that he naturally didn't think that a monk could write such lingering lyrics.Luo Wei gritted his teeth at Jia Huan, and then said: "I heard it from a pair of lay-headed monks and a lame Taoist, and this monk also said that they heard it from a police fairy who is too illusory. It came, and Fairy Jing Huan seems to have said that the creator is a gentleman named Cao Zhan Cao Xueqin."

As soon as these words came out, Luo Wei and Jia Huan felt that the whole world had come to a standstill. It lasted for half a minute. There was no sound, no wind, no air, and even the bright light seemed somewhat lifeless.The two of them were taken aback. If it wasn't for the fact that the app transfer was still cooling down, Luo Wei would have thought to transfer it away immediately.After half a minute passed, everything returned to normal. Luo Wei and Jia Huan looked around and found that Jia Baoyu had also calmed down, and the others were talking and laughing while eating and drinking normally.

Feng Ziying asked Jia Huan suspiciously: "What's more, you haven't talked about the bottom of the wine yet!"

Jia Huan froze for a moment: "Apart from this, do you have any other questions, such as the song just now?"

Jia Baoyu frowned very calmly and said doubtfully: "It's not bad, the tune is beautiful, the lyrics are catchy, the form is decent, it's pretty good."

Luo Wei's jaw almost dropped when he heard it, and Jia Huan asked in a panic, "Is it that simple?"

Jia Baoyu immediately picked up his elder brother's tone: "It's rare that you are not all a nerd, keep going, don't be proud, you still need to work hard."

The two of them were really dumbfounded. After formatting the section of "Wang Ning Mei", they replaced it with something randomly!

Xue Dasha said "Hey" at the right time: "Brother Huan's drinking order is not over yet, what is the bottom of the wine, tell me quickly."

Jia Huan was also a little bit uninterested, and said word by word: "Don't wait for no flowers to break branches."

Yun'er slowly repeated his drinking order: "Daughter is happy, green plums cherish flowers and friendship; Fly away. It turned out to be, don't wait for the flowers to break the branches."

Feng Ziying slapped three times, said "yes", and said: "Cherish the flowers, the hairpin flowers, the flowers wither, the flowers fall, no flowers, the infatuated girl and the ruthless man are in front of me."

Jia Baoyu and Jiang Yuhan seemed to have just remembered Jia Huan's order, and their expressions became complicated.

After a while, a few cold dishes were replaced, and some new dishes were served, and the boys singing on the other side also began to sing "babbling".Not to mention, although the corner of the Waterside Flower Hall cannot support a stage, and the boys' singing and playing are a little jerky, but the deduction is a wonderful segment with every twist, which caught the attention of most of the people force to go.

After a while, Jia Baoyu called a servant, who led him to the back, and after a while, Jiang Yuhan was also led away by a servant.Luo Wei knew that it was time for these two good friends to exchange sweat towels with each other.

Sweat towels and handkerchiefs belong to the same category, and they are both very private things. Handkerchiefs among girls generally mean this, but what are Jia Baoyu and Jiang Yuhan?Sweat towel?The important point here is that Jiang Yuhan lifted up his clothes, untied a bright red sweat towel tied to his underwear, and handed it to Jia Baoyu. Before giving it away, he said: "...I have a rare thing, I’ve just started using it, so I’ll use it to express my feelings.” Jia Baoyu’s reaction was that he also took off his own pine-colored sweat towel and handed it back.The important point is that Jiang Yuhan said: "... Please take off your sweat towel and tie it on for me."

Of course, there are also those who say that the sweat towel on the head should be something similar to a belt, which is even more outrageous. It is already very cold for the two men to exchange handkerchiefs. If they exchange belts, it is not just an aversion to cold. , but colored waste is flying all over the sky.

Regardless of what it is, and not to mention the hidden dangers of hygiene in the second-hand sweat towel itself, the key is that both sweat towels are tied with underwear. What else could be in the underwear of the ancients? The two men faced each other and unbuttoned their underwear, revealing whether it was the bellyband or the naked inner part. Isn't the picture very rotten?It's no wonder that Xue Dasha, who had planned for a long time, jumped out and shouted maliciously: "I caught it! What are you two doing out of the table?" He was eager to try.

There is also a digression here, Jiang Yuhan said: "This sweat towel is a tribute to the emperor from the queen of Qianxiang Kingdom. It is worn in summer, and it will naturally produce a fragrance without sweating." Because the Red Chamber is one of the four famous books , Many people will subconsciously think that Qianxiang Country may be the Xiliang Girl Country in Journey to the West.Of course, this is a very unreliable idea. In fact, the four major characteristics of this Qianxiang country: the queen, rich in red spices, high level of textiles, long-term tribute or gifts, not to mention that there are no Xiliang women in the red building. China, even if there are, the four characteristics do not seem to be completely consistent.

Sure enough, according to the plot, not long after Jia Baoyu and Jiang Yuhan left the banquet, Xue Dasha also stooped and sneaked out, while Luo Wei became the eagle behind the oriole.When a pair of young men who were both handsome and handsome were arranging their clothes for each other, and the surrounding air was filled with unusual smell bubbles, he covered Xue Dasha's mouth and dragged him a little far away, before he lost his temper , a blue and white lollipop was stuffed abruptly into the mouth that was about to scold.

He took care of Xue Dasha who was alone in one go, while Jia Baoyu and Jiang Yuhan looked at each other with blushing smiles, and walked towards the Waterside Flower Hall hand in hand.

To say that there is a big gap between people, the size of his mouth was almost cracked by Song Huizong, but Xue Dasha's bloody mouth is really not enough. This is a pain for Luo Wei. He has to use both hands to seal it The big fool's mouth was blocked to prevent him from spitting things out. During the period, the sticky, slippery, sticky saliva-sugar-water mixture flowed all over his hands, not to mention how disgusting it was.

Luo Wei was like a rapist, firmly suppressing the "lamb to be slaughtered", Xue Dasha's expression changed from anger to panic, and finally returned to despair.Fortunately, the two forced targets were Song Huizong and Xue Dasha.

Xue Dasha's eyes gradually turned from dim to clear, and his bright eyes glared at Luo Wei angrily, but he no longer struggled, and that annoyance did not contain any murderous intent.

Luo Wei was not completely relieved, and asked tentatively, "Do you remember who I am?"