Female President's Ultimate Guard

Shen Dong raised his head and looked at Lin Man'er who was aggressive. He regretted in his heart that he was still not as big as Lin Wanqiu. If he developed another two years, he should still be able to see.

After all, this little girl is only 19 years old, and she still has a lot of room for development.

"Why are you in a daze, what am I asking you? Did you use my toilet?"

Seeing that Shen Dong remained silent, the furious Lin Man'er exploded with rage, roaring hoarsely.

Shen Dong supported his head with one hand, and said casually: "Isn't the toilet used for going to the toilet? I was born with a bifurcated urinary tract, why don't you change to a slightly bigger toilet next time?"

"Are you still a man, you are shameless, you are disgusting."

Lin Maner gritted her teeth in anger, wishing she could swallow Shen Dong alive.

"Am I a man, do I need to prove it to you?"

Shen Dong really thought that Lin Maner's frantic look was a bit cute: "Shall we go outside and compare to see who can urinate farther? I can urinate three feet, and my master can't urinate farther than me."

Lin Man'er was so angry that she barked her teeth and claws, and roared uncontrollably. Seeing this, the few policemen hurriedly hid outside for fear of harming Chi Yu.

At this moment, Shen Dong's cell phone rang.

He took out the Bangbang phone from his pocket, glanced at the caller ID, and frowned into Sichuan characters: "Oh, old man, you still know that I have a son. Rare customer, you haven't called me all year long, I thought you and my mother had a second child."

There was a hearty laugh from the phone, it was Shen Dong's father, Shen Jianguo: "Son, I heard from your master that you have cheated on other people's cabbage? Hahaha whose cabbage, oh no, whose girl is so lucky Back, was harmed by you brat? When will you bring me back and see you?"

Shen Dong's forehead is covered with black lines, who the hell made up this rumor?

Suddenly, he thought of Lin Yangde.

Lin Yangde must have complained to his master, and his master told his father.

At this time, a kind middle-aged woman's voice sounded: "Son, you have to be nice to other girls, don't listen to your father's nonsense, what kind of cabbage is not cabbage, if you are not good to other girls, be careful of me!" break your leg."

This middle-aged woman is Shen Dong's mother, Zhou Lan.

Hearing his mother's voice, the softest part of Shen Dong's heart was touched.

For so many years, he can only chat with his mother through the mobile phone, and he misses her very much. On the contrary, he has a lot of opinions on that heartless old man.

"Son, do you still remember Uncle Wang who used to live in the same compound as us? He has a grandson in his arms and shows off in front of me every day, making my teeth itch with anger. Hurry up too, I'll give you half a year Half a year later, you will set up a bureau and make an appointment with my grandson to meet me."

Shen Jianguo chattered heartlessly.

"How can a child be born in half a year, do you understand that she is pregnant at ten months? Roll on, talking to your son is not normal."

Zhou Lan grabbed Shen Jianguo's ear and grabbed the phone.

At this time, Lin Man'er, who was standing beside Shen Dong's phone and was out of breath, heard the voice on the phone, and suddenly felt that she had seized the opportunity, and hurriedly put her head next to Shen Dong's phone, and said in a coquettish voice: "Husband , which vixen are you talking to? Let me tell you, I have already aborted the child. Don’t worry, if it’s not your child, I won’t give birth to it, and I promise I won’t talk to those stinky men again. have come and gone."

After finishing speaking, she turned around and ran upstairs, giggling and giggling.

Shen Dong's head was straightened, and Lin Maner's move caught him off guard.

The cell phone was extremely silent, and then a hysterical roar rang out: "Stinky boy, how dare you mess around outside? Where are you, I will fly over immediately and break your three legs together."

Zhou Lan continued to add fuel to the flames beside him: "Fight, fight, this brat is too dishonorable. He actually associates with some kind of woman. It really embarrasses our Shen family."

"Dad, Mom, listen to my explanation, it's not like this!"

Shen Dong not only felt that his head was stiff, but his body was also numb, and he wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Explain? Explain shit"

Shen Jianguo was furious: "Guards, guards, go get my third brother's fighter jet, I'm going to clean up the house."

Shen Dong was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot. Although his father was heartless and didn't care about him, sometimes he would scold him bloody over the phone, and his temper was quite weird.

And he knew that his father wasn't talking big, his third uncle really had fighter jets, the kind with Gatling.

When he was six or seven years old, his third uncle taught him how to fly a fighter jet, and his memory is still fresh.

It's just that he never knew what his family was doing.

The family members didn't tell him either, the reputation was to protect him and temper his temper at the same time.

At this moment, Lin Wanqiu, who had just taken a shower, came down wearing a black lace nightgown: "Shen Dong, what happened to my sister just now? I heard her screaming."

As if seeing a savior, Shen Dongwan hurriedly stepped forward and kept bowing: "Quick, explain to me quickly, my dad's phone number."

"Your father?"

Looking at the note on the phone screen, a blush suddenly appeared on Lin Wanqiu's pretty face.

Are you going to meet your parents so soon?

Didn't you say that nothing happened that night?

"Tell him quickly, it's not what your sister said, your sister is joking."

It was the first time for Shen Dong to feel the unspeakable pain.

Lin Wanqiu just tried to open her mouth in embarrassment, but she didn't know what to say, and finally shouted shyly: "Hello, Uncle!"

"Uh?!"

The cursing on the phone stopped abruptly.

Shen Dong hurriedly put his head next to Lin Wanqiu's ear, and quickly said in a low voice: "Quickly explain, quickly explain to my dad!"

Lin Wanqiu didn't know what happened at all, but when she felt Shen Dong breath in his ear, her cheeks turned even redder.

However, she also vaguely guessed that her sister must have played a prank to make Shen Dong panic like this.

She cleared her throat: "Uncle, my sister is usually naughty and likes to make jokes. Don't take it to heart."

"You are. You are my son's girlfriend? Hahaha. It's okay. Children like to joke around. I didn't take it seriously. By the way, what's your name and where do you work?"

Shen Jianguo's tone suddenly became very amiable, and even Shen Dong couldn't help shivering with the deliberately suppressed rough voice.

Lin Wanqiu took the phone over. Although she was very shy and did not establish a relationship with Shen Dong, she knew that it was all caused by her younger sister, and out of politeness, she could not neglect Shen Dong's parents: " Uncle, my name is Lin Wanqiu, you can just call me Wanqiu."

While chatting, she pushed and yelled at Shen Dong who came over, then turned and walked upstairs.