The personal doctor of a beautiful president
Chapter 140 Retarded or Intelligent?
Yun Bufan was surprised, this Xiaomei is really smart.
Now many home appliances are under the guise of "artificial intelligence", in fact, most of them are "artificial mental retardation"!
Xiaomei's performance made Yun Bufan very satisfied.
He said "connected" and the call was connected.
Xu Su's surprised voice came from the other end of the phone: "Bufan, you finally answered the phone!
I made a lot of phone calls, but they were all turned off, I...I..."
As Xu Su spoke, he began to cry.
Yun Bufan quickly said: "Don't cry, Susu, I'm fine!
My phone broke the other day, you know, and then...
Forget it, I can't tell on the phone.
Where are you?I'll go to you first and explain it to you face to face. "
Xu Su hummed, and said in a crying voice: "I'm at home now, come quickly!"
"Wait for me, I'll be there soon!"
Yun Bufan hung up the phone, and Xiaomei's voice sounded again: "It is detected that the master is very excited, and there may be intercourse tonight. I have found the nearest sex toy sales point for you, please choose."
There was a black line on Yun Bufan's forehead. He took back the compliment he had given Xiaomei before. This guy is probably mentally retarded!
Hu Meier couldn't help laughing, and said, "Bufan, your phone is so interesting. How about I exchange my phone with you?"
"Fox spirit, pay attention to your address!
You are the master's demon pet, so, like me, you have to call the master the master.
If you call your master by his first name, you will be spanked! "
Xiaomei speaks in a serious manner, but Hu Meier is not good at all.
"What demon pet? Since when did my mother become his demon pet?
Smart phone, please tell me clearly, otherwise I will never end with you! "Hu Meier wants to hit someone, no, she wants to throw this phone away!
Xiaomei responded decisively: "I already have your information in my database, and I have already recorded it when you voluntarily admitted it just now.
If you don't believe me, I'll play the recording for you. "
As Xiaomei talked, she actually played the recording very clearly.
Hu Meier's face turned green, even if she was beaten to death, her words were actually recorded!
Yun Bufan couldn't help laughing loudly: "Did you hear that? Meier, this time you will not be able to cleanse yourself even if you jump into the Yellow River!
My little demon pet, call me master? "
Yun Bufan looked frivolous, and Hu Meier was so angry that his teeth itch.
However, the girl soon had an idea, looked at Yun Bufan with a smirk on her face, and said, "You really want me to call you that?
OK!Then I will yell in front of Xu Su in a while, not only yelling, but also I have to do something, for example..."
As Hu Meier spoke, she licked her fingertips and bit her lips, showing her charming posture perfectly.
Yun Bufan was terrified, and quickly shouted: "Don't, don't, I'm wrong, okay?
I don't want you to be a demon pet anymore, we will be the same as before. "
Yun Bufan still doesn't know that girl Xu Su?
She is just a jealous person, if she sees Yun Bufan and Hu Meier crooked, won't she be pissed to death?
No, Xu Su is also a cultivator now, if he starts to chase him and beat him up, he won't be able to bear it!
Hu Meier smiled evilly and said: "No, the evidence is all there, how can I not do it?
If it spreads to other people's ears, they will think that I am a vixen who is not an honest vixen.
I just want Xu Su to see it, and then let you feel the fire in the backyard, jie jie jie..."
"Master, don't worry, I have recorded everything I said just now.
I believe that after hearing this, the mistress will be able to distinguish right from wrong and expose this vixen's tricks! "
Xiaomei's voice sounded in time, and Yun Bufan was extremely excited by her words.
Xiaomei is not artificially retarded, but the strongest intelligence he has ever seen, sure enough!
"Mobile phone master, you are courting death!" Hu Meier rushed to grab the phone, but Yun Bufan nimbly dodged it.
Yun Bufan looked at Hu Meier with a smile, and said, "Meier, what are you doing?
This is my mobile phone, my most cherished treasure, don't even think about breaking it! "
Hu Meier was so angry that Xiaomei said again: "Master, you let her fall!
I am the product of the highest technology in the Dragon Kingdom, even if I fall from a height of tens of thousands of meters, I will not die!
Moreover, I am in the Dragon Temple, which is definitely the most advanced configuration, representing status.
If this vixen dares to throw me, I will report it immediately, and the higher-ups will definitely punish her well, and even take her brand name away!
Hey, little vixen, do you still dare to throw me now? "
Xiaomei provoked Hu Meier unceremoniously, and Hu Meier's lips were almost bitten!
This is not artificial intelligence, she is clearly a fierce slut who quarrels fiercely, and she has the heart to kill someone!
However, she could only stare at the phone viciously!
For that token, she even admitted that she is Yun Bufan's demon pet, what else can she not bear?
Yun Bufan coughed lightly, and said, "Okay, Meier, what are you arguing with your phone?
Susu is still waiting for me, let's go find her quickly. "
"You go alone, I'm in a bad mood, so don't go!" Hu Meier angrily said.
Yun Bufan was about to persuade her, but Xiaomei spoke again.
"Master, you can't get used to demon pets, once you get used to them, you will go to heaven!
If you don't sign up for Fang Jiewa for three days, you are talking about her!
There is a kind of elixir in the Meritorious Service Store, the Slave Spirit Pill, which can enslave the demon pet and make the demon pet more obedient.
There is also a trap for beasts, worn around the neck of the monster pet, it can make the monster pet become particularly docile.
It's just that the price is a bit expensive, and you have to do a lot of tasks to afford it. "
creak creak-
Yun Bufan heard a strange voice, followed the prestige and found that the voice came from Hu Meier's mouth.
This is the legendary gnashing of teeth!
Yun Bufan quickly reminded in a low voice: "Xiaomei, stop talking.
If you provoke her again, she will get angry, so she won't care about what's there, just kill you! "
Xiaomei let out a sigh, and said, "Then I won't talk about her."
Yun Bufan looked at Hu Meier again and found that she had disappeared strangely.
It is estimated that this girl was also afraid that she would not be able to control her emotions, so she killed Xiaomei and beat Yun Bufan to death by the way.
"By the way, Master, I have one more suggestion.
I have already investigated the information about you. Your fiancée Xu Su is the eldest lady of the Xu family and has a distinguished status.
As for you, according to human terms, you are a dick.
I am not optimistic about this kind of marriage that is not in the right family, and will be regarded as a soft meal. "
There was a black line on Yun Bufan's forehead, and he said angrily: "Xiaomei, you are too strict, right? I will be very embarrassed if you say that."
"Master, I am explaining a fact and telling you the solution.
Your current assets, plus merit points, are almost equivalent to a net worth in the early [-] million.
Compared with Miss Xu, it must be too far behind.
Therefore, you can only work on the packaging now, at least you can calm down the situation.
Also, if you've been out of touch for days, your fiancée is definitely not happy for whatever reason.
When you meet her now, you should buy some gifts to please her. This is what a fiancé should do!
How about this, you have a look at the meritorious store, and place an order immediately when you see the right one.
Gonggong Store has a warehouse in Xuzhou, and the delivery is fast, so don't worry! "
Now many home appliances are under the guise of "artificial intelligence", in fact, most of them are "artificial mental retardation"!
Xiaomei's performance made Yun Bufan very satisfied.
He said "connected" and the call was connected.
Xu Su's surprised voice came from the other end of the phone: "Bufan, you finally answered the phone!
I made a lot of phone calls, but they were all turned off, I...I..."
As Xu Su spoke, he began to cry.
Yun Bufan quickly said: "Don't cry, Susu, I'm fine!
My phone broke the other day, you know, and then...
Forget it, I can't tell on the phone.
Where are you?I'll go to you first and explain it to you face to face. "
Xu Su hummed, and said in a crying voice: "I'm at home now, come quickly!"
"Wait for me, I'll be there soon!"
Yun Bufan hung up the phone, and Xiaomei's voice sounded again: "It is detected that the master is very excited, and there may be intercourse tonight. I have found the nearest sex toy sales point for you, please choose."
There was a black line on Yun Bufan's forehead. He took back the compliment he had given Xiaomei before. This guy is probably mentally retarded!
Hu Meier couldn't help laughing, and said, "Bufan, your phone is so interesting. How about I exchange my phone with you?"
"Fox spirit, pay attention to your address!
You are the master's demon pet, so, like me, you have to call the master the master.
If you call your master by his first name, you will be spanked! "
Xiaomei speaks in a serious manner, but Hu Meier is not good at all.
"What demon pet? Since when did my mother become his demon pet?
Smart phone, please tell me clearly, otherwise I will never end with you! "Hu Meier wants to hit someone, no, she wants to throw this phone away!
Xiaomei responded decisively: "I already have your information in my database, and I have already recorded it when you voluntarily admitted it just now.
If you don't believe me, I'll play the recording for you. "
As Xiaomei talked, she actually played the recording very clearly.
Hu Meier's face turned green, even if she was beaten to death, her words were actually recorded!
Yun Bufan couldn't help laughing loudly: "Did you hear that? Meier, this time you will not be able to cleanse yourself even if you jump into the Yellow River!
My little demon pet, call me master? "
Yun Bufan looked frivolous, and Hu Meier was so angry that his teeth itch.
However, the girl soon had an idea, looked at Yun Bufan with a smirk on her face, and said, "You really want me to call you that?
OK!Then I will yell in front of Xu Su in a while, not only yelling, but also I have to do something, for example..."
As Hu Meier spoke, she licked her fingertips and bit her lips, showing her charming posture perfectly.
Yun Bufan was terrified, and quickly shouted: "Don't, don't, I'm wrong, okay?
I don't want you to be a demon pet anymore, we will be the same as before. "
Yun Bufan still doesn't know that girl Xu Su?
She is just a jealous person, if she sees Yun Bufan and Hu Meier crooked, won't she be pissed to death?
No, Xu Su is also a cultivator now, if he starts to chase him and beat him up, he won't be able to bear it!
Hu Meier smiled evilly and said: "No, the evidence is all there, how can I not do it?
If it spreads to other people's ears, they will think that I am a vixen who is not an honest vixen.
I just want Xu Su to see it, and then let you feel the fire in the backyard, jie jie jie..."
"Master, don't worry, I have recorded everything I said just now.
I believe that after hearing this, the mistress will be able to distinguish right from wrong and expose this vixen's tricks! "
Xiaomei's voice sounded in time, and Yun Bufan was extremely excited by her words.
Xiaomei is not artificially retarded, but the strongest intelligence he has ever seen, sure enough!
"Mobile phone master, you are courting death!" Hu Meier rushed to grab the phone, but Yun Bufan nimbly dodged it.
Yun Bufan looked at Hu Meier with a smile, and said, "Meier, what are you doing?
This is my mobile phone, my most cherished treasure, don't even think about breaking it! "
Hu Meier was so angry that Xiaomei said again: "Master, you let her fall!
I am the product of the highest technology in the Dragon Kingdom, even if I fall from a height of tens of thousands of meters, I will not die!
Moreover, I am in the Dragon Temple, which is definitely the most advanced configuration, representing status.
If this vixen dares to throw me, I will report it immediately, and the higher-ups will definitely punish her well, and even take her brand name away!
Hey, little vixen, do you still dare to throw me now? "
Xiaomei provoked Hu Meier unceremoniously, and Hu Meier's lips were almost bitten!
This is not artificial intelligence, she is clearly a fierce slut who quarrels fiercely, and she has the heart to kill someone!
However, she could only stare at the phone viciously!
For that token, she even admitted that she is Yun Bufan's demon pet, what else can she not bear?
Yun Bufan coughed lightly, and said, "Okay, Meier, what are you arguing with your phone?
Susu is still waiting for me, let's go find her quickly. "
"You go alone, I'm in a bad mood, so don't go!" Hu Meier angrily said.
Yun Bufan was about to persuade her, but Xiaomei spoke again.
"Master, you can't get used to demon pets, once you get used to them, you will go to heaven!
If you don't sign up for Fang Jiewa for three days, you are talking about her!
There is a kind of elixir in the Meritorious Service Store, the Slave Spirit Pill, which can enslave the demon pet and make the demon pet more obedient.
There is also a trap for beasts, worn around the neck of the monster pet, it can make the monster pet become particularly docile.
It's just that the price is a bit expensive, and you have to do a lot of tasks to afford it. "
creak creak-
Yun Bufan heard a strange voice, followed the prestige and found that the voice came from Hu Meier's mouth.
This is the legendary gnashing of teeth!
Yun Bufan quickly reminded in a low voice: "Xiaomei, stop talking.
If you provoke her again, she will get angry, so she won't care about what's there, just kill you! "
Xiaomei let out a sigh, and said, "Then I won't talk about her."
Yun Bufan looked at Hu Meier again and found that she had disappeared strangely.
It is estimated that this girl was also afraid that she would not be able to control her emotions, so she killed Xiaomei and beat Yun Bufan to death by the way.
"By the way, Master, I have one more suggestion.
I have already investigated the information about you. Your fiancée Xu Su is the eldest lady of the Xu family and has a distinguished status.
As for you, according to human terms, you are a dick.
I am not optimistic about this kind of marriage that is not in the right family, and will be regarded as a soft meal. "
There was a black line on Yun Bufan's forehead, and he said angrily: "Xiaomei, you are too strict, right? I will be very embarrassed if you say that."
"Master, I am explaining a fact and telling you the solution.
Your current assets, plus merit points, are almost equivalent to a net worth in the early [-] million.
Compared with Miss Xu, it must be too far behind.
Therefore, you can only work on the packaging now, at least you can calm down the situation.
Also, if you've been out of touch for days, your fiancée is definitely not happy for whatever reason.
When you meet her now, you should buy some gifts to please her. This is what a fiancé should do!
How about this, you have a look at the meritorious store, and place an order immediately when you see the right one.
Gonggong Store has a warehouse in Xuzhou, and the delivery is fast, so don't worry! "
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