The personal doctor of a beautiful president
Chapter 253 I am also a victim
Yun Bufan really didn't expect that he could get such a big surprise when he went back to Xianwang Mountain once!
At this moment, he felt that he had reached the pinnacle of his life, and the whole world seemed to be at his fingertips.
Indeed, the price of any elixir here is sky-high, after all, their prices in the merit store are abnormal!
Hu Meier on the side was still checking other bottles and cans. The more she checked, the more frightened she became.
She has even found many "earth-level pills". However, it is obvious that according to her deduction, there must be higher-level pills.
Because those "earth-level pills" are placed on the shelf casually, and the more precious pills must be placed in some more hidden places.
Hu Meier immediately closed her eyes and used the innate skills of the psychic fox clan.
After a while, her eyes began to light up!
This thatched cottage is full of treasures, treasures everywhere!
Looking to the top of the shelf, she saw a large box.
She flew up to move the big box, but found that she couldn't move it at all!
Seeing her actions, Yun Bufan couldn't help asking: "Meier, what are you doing? What's in that box?"
Hu Meier ignored Yun Bufan and was still moving the box vigorously.
Suddenly, a powerful impact erupted from the box, directly sending her flying.
Yun Bufan quickly caught her, and said seriously: "Meier, I'm asking you something! What's in this box that attracts you?
You have to remember, this is the territory of our Heavenly Medicine Sect, and everything here belongs to me.
Don't move things around, if you touch any mechanism, don't blame me for not reminding you! "
Seeing Yun Bufan's serious look, Hu Meier snorted softly, and said, "How stingy! I just want to see what's in that box, why are you so nervous?
As for the question you asked me, how do you want me to answer it?If I knew, I still need to be so curious?
However, if I'm not mistaken, it should be a particularly high-level pill or magic weapon. I can't open it, but you can. "
Hearing this, Yun Bufan fixed his eyes on the box.
He flipped his palm, and the Heavenly Doctor's Order appeared in his hand.
As soon as the heavenly doctor's order appeared, the box trembled automatically, and then slowly fell from the top of the shelf to Yun Bufan's feet.
Yun Bufan saw that there was a groove on the box, which was very similar in shape to the order of the heavenly doctor.
Yun Bufan figured out what it was with his toes, and immediately pressed the heavenly doctor's order into the groove.
Soon, the box shone brightly and slowly opened in a burst of white light.
The white light was so dazzling that neither Yun Bufan nor Hu Meier could see what was in the box.
However, there is no doubt that the box is definitely a treasure, the kind that is priceless!
Hu Meier's head leaned closer, Yun Bufan suddenly had a warning sign in his heart, and hurriedly dodged to the side.
At this time, a big fist popped out of the box and hit Hu Meier hard in the face.
The other end of the big fist is connected to a spring. This thing is clearly a very ordinary tricky toy.
Hu Meier slammed into the wall hard, and one eye was beaten into a panda's eye.
At this time, her head was buzzing, and she had no idea what happened.
Yun Bufan patted his chest, thinking in his heart that it was dangerous.
He has been tricked by Yun Xuzi and the others too many times, and he is extremely wary of such boxes.
Especially the setting of this box is clearly for him to open it himself.
With Yun Xuzi's pissing nature, how could it be possible for him to open something without a mechanism?
This mechanism is quite cleverly set up, and it turns out to be delayed.
First use white light to make people relax their vigilance, and then come on suddenly.
If it wasn't for Yun Bufan's preparations, he would have been the one who was blown away!
It took Hu Meier a while to recover, and she ran over cursing.
"Yun Xuzi, you old bastard, how dare you plot against my old lady! My old lady will never end with you!" Hu Meier rushed to the front of the box angrily, grabbed the fist, and yanked it hard.
The huge toy fist was pulled out. Suddenly, the fist exploded, and it was filled with black liquid.
The black liquid was sprayed on Hu Meier's face and body. Hu Meier, who was originally clean, has become dirty now.
what--
Hu Meier almost went crazy, she wiped it off with her clothes, but found that it couldn't be wiped off at all.
She quickly looked at Yun Bufan and shouted at him: "Yun Bufan! What the hell is this! Where is the water? Wash it off!"
Yun Bufan's expression was a little awkward, and he said, "Here, Meier, this is a tricky thing old man Yun developed himself, called Qi Ri Hei.
As the name suggests, if it is infected with this thing, it will be dark for at least seven days.
After seven days, the color will fade by itself, so you don't have to worry too much, wait for seven days..."
"Seven days? What are you kidding! I can't wait for a minute! This thing is sticky and black, ah--I'm going to die! I'm going to kill Yun Xuzi, I'm going to fight him desperately!" Hu Meier was almost crazy.
Yun Bufan shook his head with a wry smile, and said, "There's really no way, have you forgotten that that dead old man is already demented, and I don't even know where he is..."
Before Yun Bufan finished speaking, Hu Meier suddenly threw him to the ground, and rubbed the black liquid on his face.
After a while, Yun Bufan became just like her.
Yun Bufan was completely speechless, is this woman crazy?
However, he suddenly froze again.
At this time, their postures were extremely ambiguous, and their bodies were stuck together without any distance.
Yun Bufan could clearly feel Hu Meier's figure, this zero-distance temptation was extremely "fatal" to all men.
If Hu Meier's face hadn't turned black and her appearance had been greatly damaged, Yun Bufan would probably lose his mind and body in just this moment.
Seeing that Yun Bufan was also blackened by herself, Hu Meier immediately felt better, and laughed loudly: "I made you laugh at me, you are like me now! It's cool, it's so cool!"
Yun Bufan quickly broke away from her and got up from the ground.
His face and hands were all black, but he didn't have a mirror to look at.
He suddenly thought of something, took out his phone, turned on the mirror function, and said while looking in the mirror: "You are too bad-hearted! You can be black, why drag me into the water?
Well now, we can't see anyone for seven days! "
Hu Meier snorted softly, and said: "I've turned black, so don't think about it! Don't forget, it's all your fault for that shitty master that I became like this. You are his apprentice, so of course you have to suffer on his behalf!
Ouch, my eyes are still hurting, I have to get it back from you! "
When Hu Meier said this, she rushed towards Yun Bufan, waving her fists.
Yun Bufan quickly dodged and ran around the house, avoiding this crazy woman.
This woman is going crazy, she's definitely playing for real, he doesn't want to be labeled as a national treasure.
"Okay, okay, don't go crazy! Let's see what treasures are in that box first!
The organs are gone, I can definitely see it! "
"I don't believe it! Go and see for yourself, who knows if there are any organs inside!"
"Okay, I'll go and see, but don't chase me, let alone hit me!
There is a wrong and a debtor, and I am also a victim.
At worst, the next time I see old man Yun, I will join hands with you and beat him up together! "
"Okay, it's a deal, I won't chase you anymore."
"Okay... oh shit, stinky woman, you lied to me! My eyes, you are so ruthless, I will fight with you!"
At this moment, he felt that he had reached the pinnacle of his life, and the whole world seemed to be at his fingertips.
Indeed, the price of any elixir here is sky-high, after all, their prices in the merit store are abnormal!
Hu Meier on the side was still checking other bottles and cans. The more she checked, the more frightened she became.
She has even found many "earth-level pills". However, it is obvious that according to her deduction, there must be higher-level pills.
Because those "earth-level pills" are placed on the shelf casually, and the more precious pills must be placed in some more hidden places.
Hu Meier immediately closed her eyes and used the innate skills of the psychic fox clan.
After a while, her eyes began to light up!
This thatched cottage is full of treasures, treasures everywhere!
Looking to the top of the shelf, she saw a large box.
She flew up to move the big box, but found that she couldn't move it at all!
Seeing her actions, Yun Bufan couldn't help asking: "Meier, what are you doing? What's in that box?"
Hu Meier ignored Yun Bufan and was still moving the box vigorously.
Suddenly, a powerful impact erupted from the box, directly sending her flying.
Yun Bufan quickly caught her, and said seriously: "Meier, I'm asking you something! What's in this box that attracts you?
You have to remember, this is the territory of our Heavenly Medicine Sect, and everything here belongs to me.
Don't move things around, if you touch any mechanism, don't blame me for not reminding you! "
Seeing Yun Bufan's serious look, Hu Meier snorted softly, and said, "How stingy! I just want to see what's in that box, why are you so nervous?
As for the question you asked me, how do you want me to answer it?If I knew, I still need to be so curious?
However, if I'm not mistaken, it should be a particularly high-level pill or magic weapon. I can't open it, but you can. "
Hearing this, Yun Bufan fixed his eyes on the box.
He flipped his palm, and the Heavenly Doctor's Order appeared in his hand.
As soon as the heavenly doctor's order appeared, the box trembled automatically, and then slowly fell from the top of the shelf to Yun Bufan's feet.
Yun Bufan saw that there was a groove on the box, which was very similar in shape to the order of the heavenly doctor.
Yun Bufan figured out what it was with his toes, and immediately pressed the heavenly doctor's order into the groove.
Soon, the box shone brightly and slowly opened in a burst of white light.
The white light was so dazzling that neither Yun Bufan nor Hu Meier could see what was in the box.
However, there is no doubt that the box is definitely a treasure, the kind that is priceless!
Hu Meier's head leaned closer, Yun Bufan suddenly had a warning sign in his heart, and hurriedly dodged to the side.
At this time, a big fist popped out of the box and hit Hu Meier hard in the face.
The other end of the big fist is connected to a spring. This thing is clearly a very ordinary tricky toy.
Hu Meier slammed into the wall hard, and one eye was beaten into a panda's eye.
At this time, her head was buzzing, and she had no idea what happened.
Yun Bufan patted his chest, thinking in his heart that it was dangerous.
He has been tricked by Yun Xuzi and the others too many times, and he is extremely wary of such boxes.
Especially the setting of this box is clearly for him to open it himself.
With Yun Xuzi's pissing nature, how could it be possible for him to open something without a mechanism?
This mechanism is quite cleverly set up, and it turns out to be delayed.
First use white light to make people relax their vigilance, and then come on suddenly.
If it wasn't for Yun Bufan's preparations, he would have been the one who was blown away!
It took Hu Meier a while to recover, and she ran over cursing.
"Yun Xuzi, you old bastard, how dare you plot against my old lady! My old lady will never end with you!" Hu Meier rushed to the front of the box angrily, grabbed the fist, and yanked it hard.
The huge toy fist was pulled out. Suddenly, the fist exploded, and it was filled with black liquid.
The black liquid was sprayed on Hu Meier's face and body. Hu Meier, who was originally clean, has become dirty now.
what--
Hu Meier almost went crazy, she wiped it off with her clothes, but found that it couldn't be wiped off at all.
She quickly looked at Yun Bufan and shouted at him: "Yun Bufan! What the hell is this! Where is the water? Wash it off!"
Yun Bufan's expression was a little awkward, and he said, "Here, Meier, this is a tricky thing old man Yun developed himself, called Qi Ri Hei.
As the name suggests, if it is infected with this thing, it will be dark for at least seven days.
After seven days, the color will fade by itself, so you don't have to worry too much, wait for seven days..."
"Seven days? What are you kidding! I can't wait for a minute! This thing is sticky and black, ah--I'm going to die! I'm going to kill Yun Xuzi, I'm going to fight him desperately!" Hu Meier was almost crazy.
Yun Bufan shook his head with a wry smile, and said, "There's really no way, have you forgotten that that dead old man is already demented, and I don't even know where he is..."
Before Yun Bufan finished speaking, Hu Meier suddenly threw him to the ground, and rubbed the black liquid on his face.
After a while, Yun Bufan became just like her.
Yun Bufan was completely speechless, is this woman crazy?
However, he suddenly froze again.
At this time, their postures were extremely ambiguous, and their bodies were stuck together without any distance.
Yun Bufan could clearly feel Hu Meier's figure, this zero-distance temptation was extremely "fatal" to all men.
If Hu Meier's face hadn't turned black and her appearance had been greatly damaged, Yun Bufan would probably lose his mind and body in just this moment.
Seeing that Yun Bufan was also blackened by herself, Hu Meier immediately felt better, and laughed loudly: "I made you laugh at me, you are like me now! It's cool, it's so cool!"
Yun Bufan quickly broke away from her and got up from the ground.
His face and hands were all black, but he didn't have a mirror to look at.
He suddenly thought of something, took out his phone, turned on the mirror function, and said while looking in the mirror: "You are too bad-hearted! You can be black, why drag me into the water?
Well now, we can't see anyone for seven days! "
Hu Meier snorted softly, and said: "I've turned black, so don't think about it! Don't forget, it's all your fault for that shitty master that I became like this. You are his apprentice, so of course you have to suffer on his behalf!
Ouch, my eyes are still hurting, I have to get it back from you! "
When Hu Meier said this, she rushed towards Yun Bufan, waving her fists.
Yun Bufan quickly dodged and ran around the house, avoiding this crazy woman.
This woman is going crazy, she's definitely playing for real, he doesn't want to be labeled as a national treasure.
"Okay, okay, don't go crazy! Let's see what treasures are in that box first!
The organs are gone, I can definitely see it! "
"I don't believe it! Go and see for yourself, who knows if there are any organs inside!"
"Okay, I'll go and see, but don't chase me, let alone hit me!
There is a wrong and a debtor, and I am also a victim.
At worst, the next time I see old man Yun, I will join hands with you and beat him up together! "
"Okay, it's a deal, I won't chase you anymore."
"Okay... oh shit, stinky woman, you lied to me! My eyes, you are so ruthless, I will fight with you!"
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